You are my beautiful flower inside of God’s secret Eden, I humbly approach you today as first, a gentleman and intellectual and secondly, an adoring fan with the hopes of earning your trust enough to allow our feelings to blossom into taking your hand and crafting the perfect relationship with you, to which I would defend your honor and work every day to keep my pure and unique creature of pulsating beauty as happy as possible until my last dying breath. Oh, please, my sun and moon and stars that which I revolve around, would you please do me the honor of allowing me slide into thine DMs. Should this be an inconvenience to you my shining melody, the glow of my soul, I would be happy to observe you from afar.