Not only do I feel dumber for trying to verbalize what you try to type, but I’m slowly losing the will to live. I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone’s future, let alone reproduce. I’m an atheist but I still pray, not for you, but for the rest of us. God help us all, except you. I’m fucking surprised you weren’t thrown out with the afterbirth or aborted at the age of six when you were finally able to speak, and your parents realize they made a mistake with you. I hope this is getting to you, because we know you struggle with simple things, like reading, writing, and basic addition, but that’s beside the point. We want you to know, we don’t support you, hell, we barely tolerate you at times. I’d mind you less if you’d stop wasting our oxygen, and valuable resources on your stupid insignificant life. Do the world a favor and jump off a bridge.

you’re hilarious. Not only have you just made every single person who read your post laugh, but you have managed to completely roast me into oblivion. No joke that I have heard has ever been remotely comparable to the original and clever work of comedy that you just crafted, and I will never be able to regain my dignity, as you have completely destroyed any semblance of quality that my life may have previously presented. But seriously though, I’m sure you’re not just calling me a “simp” because you are so insecure about yourself that you now have resorted to using a meaningless buzzword in order to ‘insult’ those who are either horny or maybe even more outgoing and generally redeemable than you. You’re obviously using that word that has been overused so much in the past week or so that has already managed to lose the little meaning it did have in the first place because simply complimenting a woman makes someone a simp and you’re just trying to educate me on the fact that complimenting people is a bad thing and people should be looked down upon for doing so. A lot of people are saying that they’re outraged that you’re against gay marriage and people bringing a homosexual partner to the Year 10 Formal. I, for one, believe completely and totally what you said. The all-loving God I know is only right to despise gays, people who worship false gods, and sinners of all kinds. Should I meet a gay person on the street, I would stone them to death immediately without a second thought, just as the Lord God wants me to. It is only right that we fulfill the Lord’s duty through harsh action, condemning the sinners that would love someone of the same sex. It makes me sick to my stomach just thinking of it. I thought you should know because the all-loving God I know might drown the world again if I ignore these sinners, or kill all the firstborns in Egypt again. In case your thick skull couldn’t process the satire in this email, I’m pointing out that you’re an idiot. Your ideologies are centuries old and your use of religion with the core belief of love to hate is despicable. You disgust me, and I think that I find you atrocious if you want to berate me for who I love (being bisexual). I pray that you are blessed with three gay children. If you want to call me out on this email or suspend me on grounds of my sexual orientation or gender identity (I’m transgender too) you can do just that. Keep hating for you God who preaches love. Keep worshipping an icon of love and peace with a hatred in your heart that is similar to that of the Westboro Baptist Church or the KKK. If you want to suspend me for having differing beliefs to you and (God forbid) being both bisexual and transgender, you’ll find yourself with a lawsuit on grounds of discrimination in a school setting so far up your backside, you’ll need to defecate from your mouth. Don’t mistake me; I’m not making a target out of you for your ideologies. I’m standing up for myself and what I believe in. If you wish to have a calm discussion regarding the contents of this email, I would be more than happy to make time to show you just how wrong you are. But talking to you can be similar to prayer, you don’t get much out of it, you don’t even really get a reply, it just feels nice to talk to a brick wall with a face sometimes. please go and touch the grass. you wanna know how friends think of you? here: you are a stupid ugly little idiot weeb who only watches anime all day. you are addicted to Fortnite and watch anime all day. I’m not sorry not you are a stupid ugly little idiot weeb. in fact, you are fatter than anyone else.

I wish you had a bad day. I hope a big boulder falls off your head but sadly I’m not that lucky. I reported your crime doing on:

Reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called horny jail, called papa john’s, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada, USA, and more.

Why the fuck are you still here? I thought I told you to go poison someone else with your mindless irrational thoughts, you a foul chunk of shit. The only good you could do for this world at this point is to allow yourself to decompose in the woods to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen you waste on a daily basis. But given who you are, I wager you’d somehow fail to do that properly. Please, leave and let the responsible people take care of what’s left of the world you almost singlehandedly destroyed by existing.