I reached out to this institution on their website inquiring about their programs on the concepts and techniques of Hamburgerology. I have spent the past decade in the back of my local McDonald’s, learning, molding, and anointing myself with the art of the pickle. After years of training and dedication, I have created the perfect Big Mac. My thirst for perfection does not end there. I sought the wisdom of Hamburger University to create the perfect Travis Scoot burger. After an exhausting five minutes looking for their official website, I have begged the institution to allow me to study there, but alas, the website was a sham. The submit button did not work, and here I lay distraught and tear-ridden of the lies that this institution sported.