Oh god I gave an actual answer and it’s the women’s bathroom near the ticket booth at the motherfucking Louvre museum. My friends, I can’t explain to you the atrocities I saw in this one stall in April 2013. Someone had such a shit explosion. It was like spraying into dirt with a high power hose. Plus the toilet was full of shitty toilet paper. And then, this fucking person thinks nah that’s not good enough and smears that literal shit on the walls, the toilet, the door… I came to the museum to see beautiful art but I didn’t know Jackson Pollack was back from the dead making a shit splatter painting in the ladies. There’s this long line of women waiting to pee, and everyone was so confused as to why this one stall was empty. So everyone peeked in when it was their turn, only to return with the most disgusted look on their face, myself included. But then, as I’m washing my hands afterwards, I notice this one older woman walks into that stall and doesn’t come out! So either she decided she could make that work, or she died. I’ll never forget that day…