I (61M) am a General (4 stars) in the Army of the Central African Republic, the CIA (??,?) gave me (61M) a bribe (745,000 Central African Francs) so I (61M), being pro-NATO and pro-US overthrew the Socialist President (47M) by bombing the capital (Bangui) and killing many people (248 civilians through collateral). I (61M) am happy to now become President and gain the bribe (745,000 Central African Francs) to become a millionaire (currently 554,993 in bank account) – I will help support American interests in neighbouring countries (DRC, Congo, Cameroon, Chad, Sudan, South Sudan). My wife (12F) keeps nagging on about the fact that I (61M) am torturing political rivals (c. 930 of them) including the former president (47M) and am inflating the currency, so Redditors of Reddit, am I truly the asshole