So a queen is of course a girl right? At least in

ancient times

and pawns can turn into a queen

so all pawns must be girls too

and pawn can turn into any piece except the king

that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl

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so basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one. like NTR.

this is why Chess is hot.