Ever since I was 4-Years Old, I’ve been vaping everyday, but I’ve been longing for something more. I had recently discovered a game called Fortnite: Battle Royale. Right away I got addicted and I started thinking if I could make this into a vape flavor. I based this off of the most popular fluid in the game’s database, the Chug Jug. I mixed windex, hydrogen peroxide, nicotine, bleach, sodium cyanide, blue Kool-Aid, Advil, liquid hydrogen, and blue Gatorade to make my ascended form of vape. It was time try it out. It tasted like when I deep-throated my brother. It felt like my stomach was digesting itself. Everything was going dark. In my last moments I remember someone looking through my window saying the script to Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. On my way to my way to the afterlife, my mind was transported into the world of Fortnite. I dropped at Tilted Towers where I saw John Wick, but his left eye was glowing blue and his skin was more pale than usual. In the distance I heard Megolovania playing. I grabbed my Golden SCAR and prepared for a fight, instead he asked for my credit card number in order to afford a Chug Jug. Instead of taking out my credit card, I took out my Fortnite vape. When Johnny Wick saw the fornite vape he kneeled over and praised me. It suddenly became a duos match for us. We downed anyone who came near us instantly, the fumes of the fornite vape spraying around me like a kill aura. At this point I had over 80 eliminations. There were only 10 people left, John Wick and I were 2 of them. We took out the other people with ease they didn’t even put up a fight. After our killing spree there was only 1 person left but we knew where he was. He was hiding behind a desk. I took out a bolt which I had picked up in tilted and took a shot. I killee him with one bullet. We had done it, We won the game. I added John Wick to my contacts and we said our goodbyes. I was so happy that I finally got my first victory royale. I walked out of school the happiest I’ve ever been before.