All of my friends know that they’ll get off the friends list in case of a surprise party. Even my wife is informed that there will be a divorce in case of such a party.

If someone still would organize a surprise party for me I would call this person out in front of everyone and tell them how they’re not friend material for me anymore. Probably I would instantly leave and come back a couple of days later.

If someone never celebrates his birthday he probably wouldn’t like to celebrate it if others organize the party, too.