Ya gonna get your pomegranass, and ye gonna get a bigass bowl. Fill that shit with water. Cut the damn fruit in four pieces over a cutting board- don’t EVER cut it over anything you appreciate because those delicious juices will FUCK yo counters and fabrics up. Kobe that Gran into that bowl. Time to get dirty, but first you gotta get clean… I mean real clean… wash yer hands real well and yo nails too by scraping your fingernails in your palms at an angle. Whatever you miss is gonna be livin in that water real quick, cuz you gotta start using ur mittens to break the red bits off like ur a starving zombie finna tear thru some brains. The nasty ass white parts will float up to be filtered out and all the good shit will sink. And then fuck, you got yourself some of the best damn food to put in anything faster than you can say onomatopoeia [ but still slower than you can finish in bed ] .