As a high functioning sociopath, this is what I have to say

Go fuck yourself hahahaha bitch hahaha

One way or another I will be in the U.S. Army. And nothing and nobody will stop me. I don’t give a shit about what anyone else thinks and I can act like a normal human being and nobody will ever know about who or what I really am. I am an incredible actor and I’ve bypassed seasoned psychiatrists who thought they could evaluate me. You’ve fallen into my trap, foolish one.

My plan; I will become a 68w combat medic and become a Ranger. Instead of an Option 40 contract that will last for 4 years cause that’s for suckers, I will do a 3 year enlistment contract, get a 300+ score on the PT test, and will have the Op 40 contract handed to me. All I need is three years in the Army. And then I’m kicking your shit-bag organization to the curb and will move on to better things. Don’t worry buddy, I’m not considering a 20 year enlistment to retire because only fucking retards do that hahahaha

I am young. I am 17 years old. I am more capable than most of your pathetic “soldiers” in the Army. I bet I could give each and every one of your silly little dainty drill sergeants, ridiculous Rangers, shithead SF’s and dumbass Delta’s a run for their fucking money by the time I turn 21, which is when I will enlist. Oh, and I have a sleeping disorder that allows me to function on only 3-4 hours of sleep. Every other time of day, if I’m not training, I’m looking after my nutrition, rest and muscle recovery and all that other shit you Army idiots aren’t thinking about.

My stats for the Ranger PFT:

Push ups: 89 in two minutes perfect form

Sit ups: 93 in two minutes perfect form

2 mile run: 11 minutes, 35 seconds

5 mile run: 35 minutes, 49 seconds

12 mile ruck hike with 75 pounds of gear: 2 hours and 39 minutes

Pull ups: 26 in a row in one minute, 34 in a row in two minutes

Muscle ups: 7 in a row in one minute

Keep in mind, I accomplished ALL of the above on 36 hours of no sleep, 48 hours without food and 24 hours without water.

I am 5 feet 5 inches tall, and 172 pounds of sheer sexy muscle.

Not to say I can make it on my own even though I sure as fuck can, but if I somehow end up in a regular Army unit or division instead of the 75th Ranger Regiment then I will do everything I can to get kicked out of the Army as soon as possible.

As a high functioning sociopath

Fuck you.