Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Friday night funkin lemon so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I get to that stage I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with The lemon demon. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of It tight sour anus. I want it to have my mutant human/fruit ass babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my dick in a lemon. I’d bought a whole bag from the farmers market and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my computer . I might not ever get to see The lemon demon again.