I think it was about 6 years ago when I was like an adolescent. My family and I went to subway to get something to eat and so, like I usually do, I went to the bathroom to go and wash my hands. But guess who I fin in there… Jared Fogle. He was just walking out of the stall when I saw him. Of course I say, “OMG it’s Jared!!!!” That’s when I run over to him and say hello and shake his hand. He then tells me that I came in at the right time because he was just looking for someone to try his new foot long that he was trying to get on the menu. Of course I agreed and he pulled me into the stall and closed the door. Then he unzipped his pants and pulled out a strange looking sandwich with no bread. The only thing on it was meat wrapped into a stick like figure and a load of mayonnaise dripping out of the end of it. Then I licked my lips and took a great big bite. There must have been a bunch of mayo on it because after I took the bite it spurred everywhere. All over me, the door, and the walls. I told him my thoughts on the sandwich, like how there was something off about the mayo. Anyway after that Jared then told me that everything was fine now and that he would bring my response back to the lab and then he left through this door in the back of the bathroom, probably because he didn’t want people crowding him. Anyway, that’s how I met Jared Fogle and got to try a new Foot long that was never put on the menu.