You know, a lot of people ask me what made me switch from maining falco to maining sheik. Well I actually started learning falco from westballz himself. Back in the day westballz used to date my mom and when him and her would go to have special time they’d leave me in front of a TV to practice tech skill. Every time I could successfully perform advanced tech (wave dashing, L-cancels, Teching walls or platforms) I got a good tech point. If I got 20 good tech points I could trade them in for the greatest prize of all. Tendies. Well this particular night they were having their special time and I was practicing my tech, I was really on fire that night and earned 200 GTP so I go to my mom’s room to cash in, I was hungry and I wanted my tendies. So I go to her room and start banging on the door “MA I GOT 200 GTP I WANT SOME FUCKIN’ TENDIES!” and immediately like the dick he is west screams back “FUCK OFF RETARD YOUR MOM IS BUSY!” well at this point i’m getting pissed, it’s like ten at night and I haven’t eaten yet, so I just start banging on the doors “TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES!” my mom yells back “Not now, I’ll make you food in a little bit.” at this point i’m thinking who does this bitch think she is? I earned those good tech points, I want my fucking tendies, so I immediately drop my pants and shit on the floor. West can hear this from the other side of the door and screamed some bullshit at me, I was too far into this shit to be bothered though. At this point there’s shit on the floor, west is yelling at me, I still don’t have my fucking tendies. So at this point I say fuck it and start shoving the floor shit under the door. West is absolutely losing his shit at this point, I hear him get up and he opens the door and immediately he steps in my shit and i’m thinking good the fuckhead but before I can even laugh at this fucking normie I look up and he just wails me in the head, my head gets slammed against the wall and I get knocked out. When I woke up west was gone and my mom was making me tendies. I knew I had won and from then decided fuck west and fuck falco, I’m gonna main sheik, her tech is easier and I can get more tendies that way.