Such stunning prose from, may I say, a beautiful rose. I don’t know what you look like, but I can only deduce that for a maiden such as yourself to find yourself on such an esteemed subreddit, you must be an intelligent and enchanting being. If it pleases the m’lady, and it is not too dreadfully forward of me, perhaps you could share just a glimpse of your beauty with a humble gentelman such as myself via a private message? Maybe a vag shot or at least a topless.