I CANNOT STOP OPENING WITH THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. WHEN THAT PAWN MOVES TO D4 I SHAKE IN PLEASURE, AND WHEN BLACK MOVES THEIR PAWN TO D5 I FEEL THE FEELING OF 1000 CLIMAXES. I MOVE A PAWN TO C4 QUIVERING IN ANTICIPATION AND THEN, AS IT WAS PLANNED, THE ENEMY TAKES MY C4 PAWN. I SCREAM AND MOAN IN PLEASURE AS I COVER THE INSIDE OF MY PANTS WITH MY CUM. I MOVE MY PAWN TO B3 AND IT GETS CAPTURED I MOAN AND BANG THE TABLE AS I SLOWLY CAPTURE THEIR PAWN, TAKEN COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD, AND PASS OUT CUDDLING MY OPPONENT, PANTS DRENCHED IN SEMEN.