WARNING: THE CATS ARE TAKING OVER!!1!

NSFHome IF YOU HAVE A CAT1!!!

By approximately 500-600,000 years ago humans had similar brain capacity to modern day humans (*Homo* *sapien*), and first inhibited purpose-built shelters. Cats (*Felis catus*) were brought into human-comfort-level dwellings only 4,000 years ago AT THE EARLIEST!1!

It took humans \~600,000 years to go from bushes and caves to heated floors and instagram accounts. It has only taken domesticated cats 4,000 years to reach the same level of comfort. The evolutionary velocity of cats is on a runaway trajectory that will jeopardize human control in the VERY NEAR FUTURE. Just think — only 100 year ago cats worked for humans as mouse hunters, and look at them now! They have their own doctors, their own hotels, their own aisle in the grocery store, — they even have their own clothes and beds. Median human yearly incomes are being dwarfed by those of famous instagram cats!! It’s just a matter of time before humanity wakes up to this meteoric rise in power and comfort of cats. But sadly, it will likely be too late. #FlattenTheCurve