Hey guys check it out I can play piano you want me to sing you a song? No I’ll just play it on the piano. I love my piano and all its notes from treble clef to G sharp. I’ve played a lot of songs by Beethoven on the piano so obviously I’m better than you. My piano skills are off the charts. I’m a born musician. Nobody plays like me. I should have a job for this certain kind of skill. Alas nobody will hire me for I am too talented. I got a bronze medal in my middle school talent show because the judges are losers who don’t want to see me shine as an artist. I’m gonna go practice my piano.