I asked the professor if m’waifu could sit in on my computer sciences class, he said no. Then he turned around, tilted his glasses, smug look, one hand in his pocket, and he said in a cocky and quiet voice, “if you duel me, and win gaijin, your pinkie pie can come to class with you. I drew my katana, he drew his crescent blade. We both ascended into the air, the clanging of steel on steel rang across campus as we destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property. We fought for a good two hours, I was only getting warmed up. I stepped quickly, lunged at him, threw my sword, he blocked. Quickly, I drew my sheath, hit him in the gut, and he feel to the ground, in his knees, no air in his lungs to speak. I tipped my fedora, closed my eyes, and said, “pinkie pie likes to sit in the back, make sure you reserve us those seats.”
That’s the day I won pinkie pie her right to come to class.


Credit to /u/MythoughtLurksNoMore

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/3bubc0/and_this_is_my_computer_science_class_pinkie_pie/csplcie