So a queen is of course a girl right? At least in
ancient times
and pawns can turn into a queen
so all pawns must be girls too
and pawn can turn into any piece except the king
that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl
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so basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one. like NTR.
this is why Chess is hot.