Hey! Listen! It’s me, Navi! Did you know that Ganondorf is bad? Link! You better do something about it, ya dummy! If you don’t so something, Ganon’s gonna DORIAH the world with his GIGANTIC FUCKING DICK!! And oh boy, would you be sad! You better do something FAST, link! Ganondorf is getting harder as we speak! Once he gets hard enough, his dick will be ready to DORIAH everything!! Hyrule would DROWN!!!!!! Link!! Hurry!! FUCKING HURRY UP LINK STOP COLLECTING MASKS YOU ONLY GOT 0.5 HOURS LEFT BEFORE GANON FUCKING DORIAHS EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER KNOWN! FORGET ABOUT THE MASKS! FORGET ABOUT YOUR CRUSH ON MALON!! I know you jerk off to her every night… Gross BUT SERIOUSLY LINK YOU GOTTA HURRY!!! GANON IS ALMOST FULLY ERECTED!!!!!!!!!! Oh god I can see it, Link! Lunk!!! Pls do something!!! He’s about to-

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