So are all black people thieves?

I was hanging out with this black girl the other day. Everything was great, she has a great smile, she’s athletic, she’s beautiful and she’s fun to talk to. After we got some ice cream she invited me over to her house.


I met her parents, real nice folk but then i met her brother. This guy mustve been like 6’4″ with 22 inch python arms man, i was scared shit less. So afterwards her and i are on the couch making out and all that good stuff when her brother comes into the room and says “what are you doing” with like the straightest face 😐 ever, i thought he was going to murder me. She responds “ugh get out of her we want some alone time” to which i respond (stupidly) “no its okay he can hang out with us” She gets annoyed and says “whatever I’m gonna go take a shower before we go out” (i was taking her out to a movie later).


So now its just me and the big guy in the living room. There is dead silence for about 5 mins until he breaks the ice and says “i like the way you treat my sister, you’re a really nice guy” caught me off guard, i said “thanks you seem really nice too”(lie). He smiled at me and put his hand on my leg, and i swear I’m not gay but i instantly got hard. Something about those big strong hands made my dick pulsate like never before(no homo). He took notice and started laughing. I was so embarrassed and he could tell. He told me its okay and started to put his head down right by my zipper, i saw his big juicy lips were ready take me in. Suddenly we hear his sister coming down and we both sat up straight. I tried to think of like the worst things imaginable so i could get all soft again. We head out to the movies and had fun, but i can’t help but feel like my heart was stolen that day.