Okay so basically 20 minutes ago I was texting my girlfriend and she sent me one of those copypastas where it’s like a guy dancing but it’s made up of / and ( and stuff like that. I went on r/copypasta to try and find something funny to send back and I found the jackpot. A gay fan fiction about shrek, titled: Shrek is love. Quotes from this include: “He skewers me on his shrock (shrek-cock) and begins using my asshole to pleasure himself.” So I sent it to my unsuspecting girlfriend. 15 minutes later I checked if there was a response but then I realized I hadn’t sent it to my girlfriend, I had sent it to my 82 year old grandmother… for some unknown, bewildering reason I don’t have pictures or special names for anyone on my phone and my grandma and girlfriend’s names start with the same two letters. Her image of me is a nice, smart, handsome young man AND I JUST SENT HER A GAY SHREK PORNO. HELP ME. I don’t know what to do and she hasn’t opened it yet. What do I say???? On iMessage you can’t delete a message on someone else’s phone so that’s out of the question. All the while my girlfriend is laughing at me over the phone and I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE HELP ME.