Ok ok so Steve Irwin right? He dies by a stingray totally unplanned. But what if it wasnt. what if it was a government sting ray who prevented a new dictator from rising through assassination. Like steve could sweet talk animals and calm them down so why couldnt he sweet talk them and make them evolve and overthrow the government and make him leader he would install a form of government that would be so corrupt and cruel the soveight union and Democrats would cry. He litteraly helped fight the soveight union and he was one of the main reasons why they despanded. The CIA hired him to destroy the Soviets then went behind his back to kill him since he was becoming corrupt. Irwin was also a pawn in the 911 attack. The way the CIA assassinated irwin was operation ichor saber a successful off spring of the 1960s acoustic kitty. The cia used the same technology of acoustic kitty and placed it inside the stingray that killed irwin. This technology used hostile stingray sounds to anger the stingray and to kill irwin. That is why Irwin is dead today.