Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a gamer, and a fiend. And one night he loses a match of Call of Duty. Mommy gets the chicken tendies to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the game disc to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, “Why so serious?” He comes at me with the knife, “Why so serious?” He sticks the disk in my mouth, “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And…Why so serious?