Hey guys! Did you know that in terms of human-Pokémon compatibility, Vaporeon is actually, in my opinion, not the most compatible Eeveelution with humans? It’s actually Leafeon, a Pokémon from Generation 4. Let me explain how Leafeon is. First off, in PokeDex entries in games such as Platinum, Heart Gold, Soul Silver, and other Pokémon games, the entry mentions it having photosynthesis. That means it can suck on d**k, then take a break to use photosynthesis to refill, and then suck it again. Next off, it can know the move Headbutt via transfer. Headbutt can be used to make enemies flinch, but in this occasion, Headbutt would be used on the Leafeon’s rear end, forcing it’s d**k into your mouth so you can suck it. Next off, Leafeon can learn Giga Drain via the Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon move tutor. It can suck the energy out of you for a period of time, making you faint. While you are fainted, it can then suck your c**k until you wake up. Finally, it knows Baby Doll Eyes and Tail Whip, so you will think it is cute and s*xy, and you’ll want to have s*x with it. That’s why Leafeon is more compatible than Vaporeon!!