Hey, who’s your friend?
It’s little poundcake!
*She looks amazing, she’s my very best friend! Little poundcake, little poundcake!*
It’s little poundcake, the sweetest doll on the block!
She smells like frosting!
I can wear her earrings!
She loves to dance!
*She has a purse, and hair that grows! And she’ll keep you safe from HPV!!!*
HP What?
V!!!
Would you like some tea?
*^(Whirrr, poke)*
Awesome! She got me!
Cool! yay!!!
Little poundcake is the first doll approved to administer the human papillomavirus vaccination to girls under 10!!
*Little poundcake! Little poundcake!*
Little poundcake protects against HPV with a series of 3 injections over a period of 6 months! And she’s got her own phone!!
Look, she’s texting! *^(poke)* Hey, little poundcake! Heeheehee!
*Side effects include: fever and nausea!! Do not use if you’re already pregnant!!*
When you’re done playing with little poundcake, and you’ve gotten all your shots, remember to dispose of her at the little poundcake bin at your local hospital!
*Little poundcake! Little poundcake!*
Little poundcake: The only thing you’re going to get infected with, is fun!