Obligatory this happened since 2 months the Corona-Conspiracy started.

I, 34 Male, went out to Walmart for the first time in a while after I had intercourse with 6 middle-aged women near me down in my basement.

I had no idea we were supposed to wear masks because

1) I fucked ladies in my basement
2) It’s a fucking scam made by the fucking government (The other type of government not Donald Trump)

I went in the store and the first thing I immediately saw was a store clerk with a mask. The store clerk said that I cannot enter the store without a mask.


But I refuse because everyone knows that this virus is a SCAM!!! I replied with “America is a free country 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 I can do whatever you want and you can’t stop me”

Next thing that happened is that the store clerk won’t let me in unless I use a mask, but I dismissed the clerk and force my entry in.

5 minutes or so passed and I was now in a police car. I am now serving 6 months in jail for “Not complying with rules” or whateverthefuck if I know

TL;DR You can’t spell America without ***I***