I sexually identify as a black hole. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring through space and sucking in disgusting foreign stars and killing them ruthlessly. People say to me that a person being a black hole is impossible and im fucking retarted but I dont care, im beautiful. Im having a plastic surgeon crush me to my schwarzschild radius and whirl hot gas clouds around me. From now on I want you guys to call me Cygni-AZ190315 and respect my right to obliterate entire solar systems and snipe off planets via gamma ray bursts. If you cant accept me youre a holeophobe and need to check your universal privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.