Chess is a strategy game and one of the oldest games in existence. Historians have determined that the first game of chess is played sometime in the early 1980s on the Nintendo Entertainment System, of course it was called *Battle Chess* and it was so popular that inspired a real life board game called *Chess*.

The game is very unbalanced, it’s turn based so whoever has the first move has the advantage. The game has been out for over 20 years now and they still haven’t fixed this. What the fuck Nintendo.

The game is too complicated. There all these weird stupid strategies and all sorts of shit you have to learn in order to be good at it.

The graphics are terrible, apparently this ♝ is a bishop. And you know what this ♞ is, a horse right. No that’s a knight. I thought the knight was the guy wearing armor on top of the horse, but no the horse itself is a high-ranking member of the feudal system. Oh and I guess castles move too. What kind of wacky tobacky were they smoking when they came up with this shit.

And what a surprise, the only female character, the Queen, is a fuckin Mary Sue. The most overpowered unit in the whole game. It can move in any direction, any distance, whatever you want! God I hate women.

I like retro games, dont get me wrong, but this is just awful. Magnus Carlsen, go play League of Legends you scrub! Your wasting your time with this game. Chess, more like shit.