You know why I wear a HELMET Gavin? It’s to feel like I’m doing something to protect myself from the scary rocks Gavin. And I feel smug about it to, let me show you with this stupid fucking dance. And you bet I will tell you about ME WEARING A FUCKING HELMET GAVIN because It’s really important Gavin! I FUCKING LOVE HELMETS GAVIN. Anyway did you know that Helmets can save you Gavin? You should wear a helmet Gavin. I don’t care if you accept the risk Gavin. I don’t accept the risk FOR YOU. This is important Gavin. Rock climbing is about being SAFE Gavin. It’s about MINIMIZING ALL RISK POTENTIAL GAVIN. If I dont feel safe then you are not safe, by definition. This is how risk works, Gavin. I have climbed for 2 weeks Gavin. Wear a helmet Gavin. I fucking love helmets Gavin. It’s important to wear your helmet Gavin. Did I tell you about that one time I took a stupid fall because I’m a god damn gumby and keep wrapping my foot around my discoleg Gavin? Fell inverted Gavin. I could have died, Gavin. I love helmets, Gavin. You should wear a helmet too. It’s real important Gavin. Gavin, where’s your helmet Gavin?