HEY, FUCKIN’ COWBOY! ARE YOU FUCKIN’ KIDS ON YOUR FUCKIN’ WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE THAT!? WELL, FUCK! WHY DON’T YOU BUY A FUCKIN’ HOT DOG FROM ME, AMERICA!? C’MON, DON’T BE FUCKIN’ CRUEL, YA FUCKIN’ COWBOY! TELL YA WHAT! I’LL GIVE YA THE KING’S SPECIAL WITH A FUCK TON OF FUCKIN’ KETCHUP N’ FUCKIN’ MUSTARD N’ SELL ‘EM TO YA FOR 5 FUCKIN’ DOLLARS! HOW YA LIKE THOSE FUCKIN’ BARGAINS, BABY!? WELL, FUCK YA VERY MUCH!! HEY, KIDS! FUCKIN’ HOT DOGS FOR FUCKIN’ SALE! FUCK YEAH!