Let’s say you’ve been a stinky poo poo.
Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a funny poop even.
And if you are a funny poop, you would also be a poop funny.
Now let’s say that you’re also poopy.
Now that we’ve established that you are both poopy and and stinky poopoo.
I believe you would agree with me when I say that you deserve a wipe.
A stinky poopoo deserves a wipe.
And as I am monke
you are the poopoo
I must administer the punishment.