you: bae what are u doing?🤢

me: omg uhmm i was- there was a bit of poop in my toenail crack and i wanted to get rid of it😔

you: lemme see🤔😏

me: it’s almost gone but i can’t get this last bit out…u wanna,,help?🥺👉🏻👈🏻😏

you: damn babe u could have just said that you’re horny😩

me: no fr i can’t get rid of the poop😩😔

you: alright i’ll help🙄 /pulls out huge tongue and starts licking aggressively

me: thank u but this isn’t even the right toe🙄

you: DO U WANT YOUR TOES LICKED OR NOT?😡

me: well i do but get rid of the poop first, it’s icky 🙄

you: AHHH YOU’RE SOO COMPLICATED AND ANNOYING 👹😡

me: JUST GET RID OF THE POOP

you: /eats all my toes see? no poop left

me:😨

you: good night😴