Greetings, Guardian. Welcome back to the Leviathan. I’ve called you here for a penis inspection. UNZIP and show me your member. *gasps* Such length! I’ve never seen such a cock like this. MAGNIFICENT! What glorious girth you hold, little light. I shall gild it in gold and with it, you will cast the largest shadow of all O’ Champion of mine. Ten out of ten. *boisterous chuckling*