My fattass fucking farted yesterday and these cargo shorts that I knew were too small the button flew the fuck right off like holy shit it was a projectile weapon. It went right into the toilet and lemme tell ya i don’t care who tells you it’ll be fine, I’m not having a shitwater button next to my pissmaker ok. Like if you think I’m gonna do that you’re dead wrong. So now I need more shorts, cause I only have like, two. Off to Walmart I go.