So, there’s this ad for Noggin, right? It’s says, “How do you know your kids are using their noggins?” Mom is like, “How do you want your sandwich cut?” and this kid is like, “**Trapezoids** please.” Who cuts their sandwiches into trapezoids? Not only are you wasting perfectly good corners of the sandwich, but you’re also making it so you’re going to be eating weirdly because you either hold on to a small part of it that makes it weird to hold, or you’re holding into the part that was just at the middle of the sandwich.

 \- Kaede\~#0001