What the fuck did you just say about me, you spawn of Satan?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the holy parish, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on malphas, and I have over three hundred confirmed exorcisms.
I am trained in the holy warfare and I’m the top cross bearer in the entire US ordained forces.
You are nothing to me but just another target.

I will smite you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my divine words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through the mouth of yours? Think again, fucker.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of padres across the USA and your spiritual IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, devil.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your spirit.

You’re fucking second-dead, demon.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can exorcise you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my silver cross.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Catholic Church and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass of this plane of existence, you little shit.
If only you could have known that, holy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, hijo.