OMG IM SO SAD, LIKE MY MOM DIED, AND MY DAD IS IN WAR!!!!MY BFFS ALL DITCHED ME AND MY BOYFRIEND LIKE TOTALLY DUMPED ME!!IM SO SAD THAT I EATING LIKE 20 GALLONS OF ICECREAM A DAY AND NOW EVERYONE IS CALLING ME FAT!!LIKE OMG I WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!!