Nononono, I’m very certain you may have misheard or misunderstood the words of literally everyone who has read the shitty garbage fire that is your post, so I’ll put it bluntly. Nobody thinks you’re funny. Still didn’t get that? Alright, I’ll repeat. Your inability to hold any form of intelligence has led to your comedic capabilities to be a bit lacking, scratch that I meant a LOT lacking. The moment you released that dumb fucking post on to the internet, everyone everywhere stopped laughing. You may have ruined the career of a comedian, someone actually funny, because you couldn’t keep that moronic idea of a post in your small, dense, dim-witted head. Not only that but also, you gave cancer to everyone who read your post, and it’s not a slow growing cancer. You single-handedly fucked the lives of everyone who read your post and the ruined the lives of comedians.


Do you still think you’re funny? Do you still think you’re clever? You’re not. And this fucking post proves it. But, to be fair, I didn’t think that there could be someone this unfunny and dumb. Do us both a favor and delete your account and this post.