Wow man, congratulations pal, very good, really cool. I told everyone in my family, they found it super surprising and asked me to congratulate you, they wanted to talk to you personally if possible to praise you. They also said that at the Christmas party they will tell your feats to the most distant relatives and in the New Year they will launch batteries of fireworks with your name. I also told some close relatives about your accomplishment, they reacted just like my family, asked for your address to send cards and congratulations. My friends didn’t believe it when I said I knew the person behind this immense feat, really, they were all very surprised, said that they will make your name echo for years and years to come. When my neighbours heard about the feat, they were all stunned, wanted to know who you are, asked (if you have time, of course), to stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes.

With the spread of your news, a great businessman from the region decided to hire you as the president of his company, thanks to your surprising feat. At the same time, a major international shareholder wants to sponsor shows for you to speak and teach everyone how to do the same so that the world can become a better place. You are not only famous here in my region, but also everywhere, everyone knows who you are thanks to the quick spread of the word, mayors of all cities are hanging banners and balloons, installing sound systems, everything that can make your name echo. Cities are competing to see which consecrates you the most for this magnificent feat. Here in my city, each street will have your surname starting with the next administration.

Many countries that used to see your country with bad eyes, now, thanks to your achievement, see it as an example, as a new objective, the lucky ones who know about you say “hey, that guy is from that country” and everyone replies immediately “yes! That’s a good place!”

Thanks to your achievement, tourism increased in your country, everyone goes there thanks to you, the inflow of international currencies was great making your country’s stock exchanges take off and thus it became the pillar for solving the world crisis, also becoming the world’s largest and most powerful economy. All the loggers were inspired by your feat and decided to stop exploring the forests so that the world lives more and more.

Thanks to you, everyone started to accept differences with love in their hearts. The Pope sent all his representatives around the world to speak about your name and deeds so that the word about you reaches the ears of every creature that walks on the face of this planet.

Also, thanks to your achievement, the scientists decided to stop the experiments with the LHC since the origin of the universe becomes unimportant close to the magnitude of your feat. The Mayans came back from Andromeda and said that as there is such a magnificent human alive they would give us the chance to survive in 2012, then they told us about what could cause the end of the world, and all the leaders of all nations, inspired by your feat, are taking steps to prevent it from happening.

In the name of your achievement, Akira Toriyama decided to continue with the Dragon Ball sagas, this time with a character dedicated to you. Now all the anchors from every newscast, saying goodbye every night, send a greeting to their respective countries and one just for you.

Always remember to be this beautiful, wonderful, hardworking, inspiring, magnificent, spectacular, creative person, etc! And keep doing feats like this, so that the world will increasingly be a better place to live!  Keep it up, man, and if you have time, visit all of the people mentioned above!