Man: “Uh, can I have a cheeseburger?”

People at the table: *laughter*

Waiter: “Cheeseburger? Sure!”

Man: *looks shocked”

Narrator: “Hail Pizza Hut’s royal masterpiece, the new Crown Crust Pizza! Made with perfectly grilled mini cheeseburger gems, nestled in golden crown crust, topped with beef fresh veggies and drizzled with Pizza Huts’ special sauce. The new Cheeseburger Crown Crust Pizza. Relish a first-of-it’s-kind deliciousness, only at Pizza Hut!