In a few years it’ll turn out that every once in a while at the Gushers factory, a Gusher candy is accidentally produced with extremely high liquid pressure inside. Biting into Gushers under such pressure creates a spontaneous cavitation event that can knock out teeth and cause catastrophic damage to the mouth, tongue, and esophagus. The only safe way to consume Gushers is by piercing them with a fork before putting them in your mouth.

This ad, along with nearly-illegible legalese on the Gushers packaging, will be used in court by the Gushers corporation to claim that they have always advised customers that the proper way to eat Gushers is using a fork, and they are not liable for any injuries and/or fatalities.