Oh mighty ruler of all Pokemon, hear my prayer.

These so-called “Sonic” fans are posting cringey ass shit and are disturbing the natural order of society. Their unnerving fetish for hedgehogs and the raw sexual energy is disrupting my mojo and making it hard to sleep at night.

I implore you, the almighty supreme being, to strike them down with the force of a billion thunderbolts. Torture their pathetic souls for an eternity, rip their hearts out and annihilate their physical beings with a force so great that it would make Superman piss himself in fear.

*Starts making weird noises while putting on creepy looking robes*

The sacrifice must be made!!! The greater good of society will *thank me* for purging these worthless Sonic fans.

*Stuffs life-sized Tails plush under bed*

Oh Lord Arceus, slaughter these pathetic losers! Take complete control of the Earth, destroy the human government and instill your brutal and unforgiving religious dictatorship upon the human race! We are not worthy of blessings, we are only worthy of obliteration! A paradise where Pokemon can all live together, without these disgusting humans holding you back!!!

*Corny evil laugh*

Ah….. Haha….. Hahahahahahaha!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!