As I was walking down the cavernous shaft, I spotted them at the end of the path. The beautiful sky-blue gems; diamonds. However, the crystals were merging together to form at first a figure; after squinting to see better I realized it was a female humanoid, she was small and appeared to be around the age of 12. I knew I shouldn’t, but my body – more specifically my penis – was telling me to carry out the action. The diamond girl screamed, “Please no!” My horny self, however, heard, “Dig into me, daddy.” She tried to back up but the poor girl was at a dead end. Unfortunately, there will soon be something in her end as well. I was ready for this, I’m going to try digging in a different way. It’s going to happen here and now. Instinctively I tossed my pickaxe behind. I won’t be needing a pickaxe today. “It’s time to mine diamonds the traditional way,” I chuckled as I pulled down my jeans…