Ok. Story time. In my first year, I had this knockout who for some reason was taking all three (THREE) of the courses I was teaching that semester. She was hot. I’m talking an 11/10. She was fit, a part-time yoga instructor, the whole deal. Well, she wasn’t doing very well in ANY of these courses, and toward the end of the semester she emailed me multiple times, each time asking if there was ANYTHING she could do to improve her grade. I didn’t really get it at the time, and I just kept suggesting different types of study tips for the upcoming finals.

She bombed all the finals and was in danger of flunking out of school. I was in my office late one night with the lights down low because it was dark out and I was the only person in the building. Or so I thought. I’m typing away at my computer, back to the door, when I hear the door to the corridor close and the lock snap shut. I spin around in my chair, but I can only make out her silhouette framed in the doorway.

As my eyes adjust to the lower light in the hallway, I can see she’s standing there, wearing nothing but a pair of 4-inch heels. My eyes continued to focus, and it was then that I realized she was actually a 200-foot tall sea creature covered in algae! She growled that she was going to need a better grade and stomped around my office trying to scare me into changing it to an A! I said I was going to need about tree-fiddy, and she stomped off into a nearby lake, never to be seen again. Some say she’s still out there, looking for that A.

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