Ass pissing is arguably the most effective sexual move ever devised.

Dr Eric Kliner, a Spanish scientist, invented it in 1469 and was mocked at the time for the ridiculous idea of pissing in someone’s ass, but his ideas garnered a small cult following.

His idea of pissing in someone’s ass became more popular over time.

As Albert Einstein once observed “Pissing in someone’s ass is a little unsettling at first, but after a few attempts, it becomes a fun activity.

Even better if you take your regular medications!”

That comment was made just before he was committed to the Iowa Mental Institution for promoting the use of “regular pills,” which were actually crack cocaine.

Even the most ardent gamers in the United States aren’t immune.

What happens if you pee in your ass??!?!@#?!@??!?!@?!

This incident happened over 30 years ago and is a very long story as to how it happened. I’ll skip all the intro and just describe the deed. I was at an insane party, totally nude except for a mask and the incident was that two body builders had picked me up and placed me on a type of wood table with a big towel on top, outside by the pool. They laid me down on my back and spread my legs back to my head spreading me wide open. Each had one leg and the other arm each holding my arm down. I was immobile and my ass and hole were fully exposed. This guy who was at the party and won a contest, with me as a prize to play with. At the time I was spread out on this table my ass had honey, whipped cream and cake all over it. This guy while I was in this position takes off his clothes and he has a monster cock huge , cut and wide. I feel him trying to push his cock in my hole and I’m thinking going to fuck me in the ass, which was not allowed at this party with me, this was guaranteed to me. If he did try to push this huge cock in me I’d split open. However he did feel like he did get the tip of his hard cock partially in my hole, either that or he had lots of pressure on my hole by pushing forward with his cock. All of a sudden I felt a river of warm fluid go into my ass, lots of liquid, like a enema. I first thought he had cum inside me but soon realized it was piss. How he was able to pee so much and so hard with a full throbbing erection is a mystery to me as I cannot pee a drop when my cock is erect. Once this guy finished I let out this river a little at a time and have to say really enjoyed that experience. I am straight and enjoy being peed on by both men and women. I have found two men that can pee when their penis is erect and if they are into it, I have them Piss in my ass at anytime. Long winded answer…. if you like piss play 100% take some up your ass feels so good