– Greetings for you virgin,

Let me present myself. My name is Jonh Sex, however you may refer to me as **Jonh Sex, the inventor of sex.** many years ago people generated more people using mitosis, but that was disgusting as fuck. Until I arrived. With help from the honorary warriors of chadhood: **Mike C. Donger, Mary B. Vagene and Paul T. Cum** I developed a completely new method of human and animal generation named after myself. The name of the method is well known: **SEX**. Yes. You virgin is talking right now with the inventor of sex himself. I achieved the status of maximum chad master by my acomplishments. I know every time when you almost kill you cock by cumming for a fanfiction of toy story instead of enjoying my creation. MY BALLS CAN STORE 3L OF CUM. MY DONG NAMED CORNELIUS CAN CHANGE ITS SIZE WHENEVER I WISH! What can you do, huh?
Achieve a reddit gold? My cum is golden! Win interet points? I had sex more times than the ammount of internet points you got! You are an intellectual? No need to distract yourself with sex? I am the fucking genius that invented a reprodution method! My IQ is equivalent to my current dick size in milimeters! You cannot beat me in anything. FUCKING VIRGIN.