Hellooo internet, welcome to Fiilm Theoory! I think we all know who keemstar is, right? For anyone who doesn’t, he is an internet celebrity who runs the YouTube channel, “DramaAlert”. He’s also sponsored by GFuel. What you could’ve heard him saying is that he’s “fast as [ad revenue] boiiiiiii!” But HOW fast is he exactly? For a first step, we are going to do some measurements. As we can see on the video he uploaded mentioning it, we can see he is running on a bridgelike compartment, sadly, we don’t know how long the compartment really is, which would be crucial, but fortunately we can calculate without that information. The clip we can see him running is ~12 seconds long. Every second, he makes 2 steps, adding up to 24 steps total. Now, an average adult male’s one step while running is 2 meters, but Keemstar’s short body makes 1.5 meters more fitting. Just a bit of math and it adds up to 36 meters. 36 meters in 12 seconds is 3 meters in a second, which we can calculate the translation to kilometers/hour by some simple multiplying which adds up to 18800 meters per hour, which equates to 18.8 km/h. In conclusion: Keemstar is the fastest man alive.
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