Most inks (in hues red through dark green aka 90% of the color spectrum) are made from red ink and yellow ink. Both sources are plentiful and derived from crushed beetles. It is the blue ink that is rare.

Why? Because it’s gathered from the tear ducts of clowns. Boy howdy, where the hell did this come from?? True clowns, or “funny men” as they are known in their home country of France, have unique tear ducts. They are the same people that entertained kings, and were able to cry on demand, with pure blue tears.

A few years ago some of these clowns tried to escape their imprisonment. You may remember it. Clown sightings in weird ass places. It was shut down pretty quick. Deep state don’t want clowns crying for free. If anyone is wondering how do you make a “funny man” cry. It’s easy. You remind him that the money gained from his tears will never be his. Downright sad if you ask me.


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