I just love being sick

I love being sick sooo much. I get to just lay in bed while sometimes doing nothing and become unbelievably bored and sweaty. I also just love having a stuffy nose and not being able to breathe from my left nostril for 3 days straight. I love to just blow my nose every 2 seconds because of said stuffy nose and when it’s not stuffy, I got Niagara Falls localized entirely in my nose. I also just adore coughing out my lungs and probably the rest of my organs. After coughing for at least 4 minutes, I just love the feeling of my throat feeling like I’ve been singing death metal for 7 hours straight. Did I mention the glorious constant headache from blowing out my brain from my nose? I would love to experience the feeling of a sledgehammer being whacked across my head with full force by a gorilla. Being sick is just the absolute greatest.