I have committed multiple cases of vehicular manslaughter on many occasions. I am wanted in 32 states for tax fraud and labeled a fugitive in the Balkans for my theft of priceless artifacts collected from the Hungarian, Bulgarian, and Romanian royalty. I have been evicted from 21 households located in Canada, UAE, and Saudi Arabia. I have been in contact with the Taliban and Al-Qaeda for over 5 years after I successfully pulled off assassinations of multiple high-authority officials of the French government for a hefty pay of 500,000 USD. I have been personally asked by the Devil how I manage to pull all of this off in the Mortal Realm with God watching over me, and I just fucking ghosting him. I have shot my family’s dog in the chest for licking my hand, and I have been seen in multiple cases of strangling cats to death because the meowed at me funny. I am currently located in a Building far from my hometown of Lebanon, and I’m currently being hunted to death by the British Secret Service due to multiple accounts of 3rd-degree murder and Satanic Ritualistic actions using body parts ripped from my Victims. I am personal friends with Adolf Hitler before World War 2, and I helped him organize the Invasion of Poland and Czechoslovakia. I am known for my great meat pastries, but little do the people who like my pastries know that they are made out of human flesh.