A gorilla has no fighting technique. He will use intimidation and rage as his only form of engagement. If you are like me and have technical skills on a wide range of fighting platforms, you would look at the gorilla as a low risk engagement.

Show no fear while the monkey brain try’s to intimidate. Stand stoic(stow-ic) and stare your opponent in the eyes. When kong turns to rage, use his size and momentum against him. After a few side steps and giggles from the crowd the awkward fellow will be blistered with embarrassment. This is when you will be able to coerce him into a leg wrestling match. I don’t skip leg days but from the shaky knees on this mongol I can tell he hasn’t touched a squat rack in his life. After winning 2 of 3 turns of the leg wrestling match he will bow to you. The rest of the gorillas will see you as the alpha. Expect a lot of “he cute” and fawning as you walk away from the coward.