Imagine waking up at a 5 star hotel in the maldives, in a little chalet facing the pure blue maldives beach, you have your own private beach, a 75″ tv with free netflix on it, 24/7 assistance, a gold plated jacuzzi in the bathroom, you see the kind of hotel I’m talking about, but then, while still on your bed, you remember that you won this trip in a giveaway, you think “that’s nice, I didn’t even pay for that stuff !” but how didn’t you remember anything from how you ended up here ? That’s right, you were drunk as hell, as soon as you won the prize, you went all the way to the airport, heading to malé, maldives, on plane, with only your passport, your current party clothes covered in alcohol, (and probably urine), and some pocket change, and found the hotel, impressive, but not impossible though.

And then, you realize something, it was a trip for two people, you’re scared to see who’s on your other side of the bed, you decide to check your phone, and holy shit, 135 missed calls from your family, and some friends that were there, How will you explain to them ? “So I was at a party, and I won two tickets to the maldives, so I took a stranger with me and went right away to the airport, at 3:00 AM, and took a 20 hour fucking flight to the other side of the fucking world”, you probably fainted out at the plane and got sent to your hotel by someone, it doesn’t matter. What’s important now is, who did I take with me ? it could be literally anyone. Finally, you build up some courage, and turn your face slowly to the other side of the bed, to see a completely naked 7 ft tall hairy black man, staring at you with a weird smile on his face, like he’s waiting for something, you stare at each other for a little over 5 minutes, and before you could pronouce the first word, he inserts his 8.5″, already erect cock into your white sorry ass, and while he’s making an omelette out of your buns, you wonder, “did I take my toothbrush ?”