I know this is a circle jerk subreddit but I’m going to be serious with this comment. The fact a fat dirty goblin gets more game than me is honest fucking sad. I haven’t even touched a women other than my mom and sister. Maybe I should seriously just drop all the princess and archer queen porn but idk I already tried and I always go back to it. I’m just mad man. A fat fucking dirty goblin with a dirty disgusting smelly large throbbing green cock gets more action than me. This is a fucking wakeup call for me man. I gotta workout and get better. I’m about to do some push-ups. But real quick, I gotta do my daily master baiting to princess tight little sexy body as I imagine her fucking mouth go on my cock sucking while sarcastically saying “yay” as my cum is sucked out of my cock. Cya guys, my cock is throbbing and DEMANDS to be masterbaited right now.