I would be stared at. No laughing, just stares. I would fall into a deep depression upon realizing, cock-a-doodle-doo isn’t that funny. Weeks after the moment I first yelled cock-a-doodle-doo I would still be muttering it, seeing how I could of said it better. After years of this, I lose everything. My job, my house, my family, all gone. But then I have it, I can say it, I can finally do it right. 2033, the president is giving the State if the Union Address. I get ready as I dash towards the front of the crowd. Using the time I’ve spent training, I leap 27 feet into the air, giving the president a motion asking him to move. He complies and I land in his spot next to the bodyguards with their guns drawn. They seem ready to kill me there. I than say it. I lean into the microphone and let out the strongest, funniest, greatest COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! Everyone pauses, and then an eruption of laughter. Within minutes the video has already reached all corners of the Earth. I fall back, I have exhausted my power. The current president is impeached, all leaders of a country are impeached and I take the role as President of the Earth. Humanity is launched into a golden age of everything because of me. It lasts for the next couple thousand years.