Storytime: (pretty nsfw i guess idk this group is nsfw by itself anyways)

So on July 10th I had the best sex in my life yet, got fucking destroyed by a homeless african american (probably haitian) dude whom’st had a 9″ (thats right, NINE) thick ass dick, got my little hole fucking demolished and that’s pretty much it (ofc i used condom, he’s homeless lol idk he might give me rabies).

Fast Forward to July 14th I notice I have multiple “anal fissures” which ofc are pretty stingy and itchy and shit and I say to myself “aight its ok I had the best sex its worth it, just gotta shower twice a day and nothing happens”… except I forgot I was going into a camping trip for a week starting July 16th without clean water but drinking water.

Fast Forward to July 16th at night when the itchyness starts and I say to myself “well fuck, I forgot about this” and I searched for soap but couldn’t find it, so I proceded to clean myself with just water, ofc it didnt work much.

July 17th, worst itch of my life, I couldnt fucking stand it, I had a fucking rash or something idk I just scratched that all day.

July 18th, it’s worse, now I’m smelling really fucking bad, because of that I take out my phone once to take a pic and look and I have a fucking sore af ass with blisters and shit and I say to myself “what the actual fuck is happening” and I freak out. I took a fuck ton of baby wipes and alcohol and fucking cleaned that shit, and ofc that stung really fucking bad, like, worse than breaking a fucking bone.

July 19th, rash seems to stop itching, but smell still stays and everyone has noticed by now that I smell rancid af. Also, since it’s a camping trip in the middle of the fucking woods I have like a gazillion flies on my ass trying to eat it.

Fast Forward to July 22nd at night, I arrive at my home and I take the roughest shower in my life and search what the fuck is this, and apparently I had proctitis(?) with added Dermatophytosis and had to use some anti-fungal cream to cure it.

Today, being the 25th I am cured of this hell of an ass.

Never ever have brain-blowing sex before going to a camping trip.

tl;dr: had massive sex, had anal fissures which had to get cleaned twice a day, went to a camping trip without accesible showers and got infected by sweat and shit and suffered a terrible itch and smell