Whenever I go to my temporal slumber I always bow down to my framed Tesco meal deal receipt and worship it in ways no other human being on this planet could possibly comprehend with their puny minds. The Tesco meal deal is a product commonly found and consumed in the great lands of Tesco which is normally populated by middle age women and angry 4 year old boys who wanted a Tesco meal deal but their mother is a complete fucking moron and doesn’t buy the child a Tesco meal deal that they deserve. My world ideology works like THIS: if you were born into this world, then you are always worthy of consuming a Tesco meal deal. Tesco meal deals are objectively good and if you don’t agree with me I’ll call you stupid 3 times every 24 hours up to the point where you are forced to migrate to Tesco and buy a meal deal and you *will* enjoy it. Those chosen ones who agree with my ideologies, I accept you into my clan, where we can worship the Tesco meal deal for all of eternity. So what are you waiting for you dumb fucking piece of shit? JOIN US