When making a good pasta, you always need three main ingredients: **Piss**, **Shit**, and **Cum**.

 **Piss** serves as the binding ingredient. It provides a coating to the Shitballs as well as lubricating the Shit when producing Shittucine. It also substitutes for other liquids, such as oil and water, during the cooking process.

 **Shit** is the primary component of the pasta. You can use it to create Shitballs (meatballs made out of Shit), Shittucine (pasta made out of Shit), or Garshit (garnish made out of Shit). Its intricate flavours and powerful smell make it sophisticated and appealing, of which both are important features in a primary ingredient.

 And **Cum**… well. Every pasta needs its sauce, does it not?