I’m a cop, and I don’t care what kind of bullshit you think I’m here to do. If I want to arrest someone for holding a door open for a woman, it’s my right as a citizen and a police officer. If I want to take you to jail for being a ‘worse than an animal’, it’s my right as a police officer. But since I’m the good cop here, I will grant you a single, small concession: if I arrest you for whatever bullshit crime you think I’m here to commit, you’re not gonna get a ticket for drinking on the bus. You don’t deserve a ticket. And you’re definitely not gonna get one. That’s called courtesy, people.