I spent a fucking hour on this.



Disclamer: This is not a fanfic.

The average comment has 2 emojis. It is 2023. Subreddits have divided into different groups: Normies and Redditors. [r/dankmemes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/) and [r/copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/) is the only subreddit in Reddit rule. But first, you must learn the history.

It started in 2015. Many new Redditors were enjoying reddit. Karma farming becomes rampant. Spez takes over Reddit. Censorship has gone wild. In 2019 Instagram refugees are pouring in by the millions. Livestreaming becomes a feature. China invests in Reddit. It is the beginning of the end.

2020. Emojis are everywhere. The last remains of Tiananmen Square posts are deleted. Censorship is everything.

2021. Only approved subreddits are allowed. This shrinks the amount of subreddits from millions to under 1000. The end is near; all posts must be approved by bots as well.

It is now 2022. Spez steps down from Reddit rule. There is no CEO. China is reddit’s CEO. Any user that references anything banned is gone. Edgy meme? Gone. Gay fanfic? Gone.

2023. The end of reddit. Users have left the platform in millions, off to a new social media. [r/dankmemes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/) and [r/copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/)are so censored only the squeakiest clean memes and posts are left. Elon Musk tweets his final post: A meme about Communism that is quickly removed.

The entirety of Reddit is a shell. Chinese is spoken primarily.

And thats it

the end

but then

you hear that?

*We are Number One plays faintly*

it is the last whisper

for the internet is gone

But then

That’s right

America fucking nukes China. The fucking end. Did you really expect something funny or smart? This is reddit, idiot.

You find yourself in a room. It is blank. Nothing on the walls, you spend endless days in it. Endless days. You cannot even comprehend that. At the end of eternity, you see a hole in the floor. It is too small to see in it. You cannot stop wondering about it. Nothing has ever happened. You cannot measure days. You cannot sleep. You are never hungry or thirsty, never need to excrete waste and never even crave sexual desire. Until the hole gets bigger. And bigger. You can see in it.

A huge purple man. You remember, faintly, a man named Thanos. So long ago.

You shout and do anything you can to get his attention. He is sleeping. You see his chest rise and fall. He is in an identical blank room. He is nude.

You fucking loser. You thought it was a gay fanfic. No. the end of reddit. That is all.

Thanos…

Thanos wakes up

Thanos looks up at you. He says something. You are not used to a voice other than your own.

“Who are you?”

Simple question. But you cannot talk. You can open your mouth and move your tongue, but your vocal chords don’t vibrate.

Stop. This is not a fanfic. Stop reading this fucking thread and get a life. Please.

Thanos just stares. You see his di-

STOP READING THIS

His dick rises steadily. 12 inches.

STOP

Yeah, it’s too late. He rips through the hole in the ground, it is five feet in diameter. This turns you on, for the first time in eternity you feel horny. Your dick rises as well.

Please please please. This is NOT a fanfic. you and Thanos escape the prison. The end.

Ugh…

Thanos rips off your clothes. Sticks his scepter in your anus. He thrusts so hard your arms are nearly blown off. You forgot what pleasure feels like, but somehow you can tell this is the best anal you have ever had.

PLEASE MAN. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STOP READING THIS DISGUSTING FANFIC I TYPED ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

You and Thanos cum at the same time. He keeps thrusting. Your rectum is raw but it feels so good.

“Let’s get out of here,” Thanos says. He punches a hole through the drywall, all while going at it with you. So sexy.

Whatever man. You obviously aren’t dettered by a warning. Fuck it, read your fanfic.

Thanos and you escape into the world. You forgot how bright the world was. You were in a small one story building. But Thanos is everything you see and feel right now.

But you hear a Swedish accent.

That’s right.

Pewdiepie has joined with Mr. Beast. The collective group make a chain of bodies all together.

But more arrive.

By now, all of Mr Beasts’ friends, George Washington, Kurt Cobain, Bob Ross, that Chinese guy in Team Fortress 2, Mario and Luigi, Steven Universe, the bee from The Bee Movie, Shrek, Spez, Donald Trump, Moyai, Shakespeare, Logan and Jake Paul, Big Chungus, and Adam from Adam and Eve have joined. You make a huge conga line. By now, you are but a chunk of flesh with a hole.

Now Ronald McDonald, Snoo, JoJo, Bernie Sanders, CaptainSparklez, Steve from Minecraft, Stan Lee, and even God himself have joined the party. By now, every male person in the world has joined. Your conga line stretches to the edges of the flat earth and into space. But every male is there- except for one.

Elon Musk.

“What’s going on here?” He asks in his faint South African accent. Elon is not kidding. You would say something, but you have incinerated. Elon knows what to do, however. Elon is cunning. Elon enlists CummyBot2000 to help. Together, they launch every fucking human male into space. Elon now has fulfilled his life dream. With cummy, they become megachads and fuck every single woman on Earth.

Don’t mess around with Elon.

He will kill if he is not invited to an orgy. That is the moral.

Then you wake up to an alarm clock, happy that your grandfather, launched into space, populated the entire planet of Earth, also sad you didn’t get in on the action. As I would be.

For reddit is gone, but it will soon be reinvented.