Regarding my Cake Day; Spending time on the glorious website of Reddit has made me fall in love with you bastards. I want you all to suck me off to the best of your ability by applying your 2 brain cells to give me orange arrows, as is Reddit Law. Below is a quotation of this law:

Dear Redditor. It is your responsibility to oblige when someone asks for upvotes on their cake day. We allow this because it is cute.
(But only sometimes).
Thank you.

There you see! Please respect the rules fellas ;;;;)))))