1. Criteria I: When deciding where to work, one thing that is important to me is something that I value. The definition of work according to google are activities involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result. However, to me work means so much more. Yes, I see it as putting in effort to reach a “purpose or result” but in addition I also see it as a form of soul searching and finding my inner chakra. So when it comes to three criteria of choosing a place to work it is important that one of them resonates with me, therefore, finding a good work environment that allows me to both soul search and find my inner chakra is the utmost importance.

2. Criteria II: It is imperative that the enterprise that I work at is within 5 miles of my home and has an altitude no higher 5000 feet and no lower than 4900 feet (the sea scares me, for that’s where Cthulhu lives and I don’t mess with that ): ). I would elaborate more on this decision however, I am protected by HIPPA.

3. Criteria III: My final criteria pertains to dress code for it allows me to not only soul search but it also allows me to express myself to the fullest, allowing my inner beauty to shine through my fabulous style. Therefore, the dress code must allow me to wear an exquisite, bewitching, and radiant maid dress, preferably the white and black one that makes me look like a cute onee-san for manager senpai. For impressing the tyrant of the workplace is one of the most important things in work life for me, is it not? So by having an expressively free environment, especially for the bosses that make me go “rawr,” “momMIIE,” and “UwU”, is critical. Sometimes, I fancy the idea of wearing a tail; one of those butt-plug ones you know.