You fucking moron, you absolute buffoon, you think you can just stick your dick in a microwave, close the door, and set it on full power for 30 minutes and get a nice warm cock? Well youre wrong. You get a big fat healthy dose of testicular cancer. Thats what it is. Nothing more. Nothing less. You absolute moronic imbecile, you cant seem to get it through your thick brain that thou shant be sticking thy cockerel into a microwave oven, cant you? If you stick your dick in the microwave one more time, i swear to JAH that i will cut off that precious dick of yours and rename you Caitlyn.