I want to start this off by saying I am not gay. I think that fucking another man is against gods will 🙏🏻. But if I’m desperate enough for a nut I will masturbate vigorously to another mans penis.

I was looking at PornHub and came across a few animated videos, no big deal. So anyway I started fapping and as I was about to climax I realized that I was actually watching the Discovery channel and there was 2 squirrels having intercourse. These little bastards were going at it. I nutted before I could turn off the TV.

I have gone to church 21 times since this and I want to start this off by saying I am not gay. I think that fucking another man is against gods will 🙏🏻. But if I’m desperate enough for a nut I will masturbate vigorously to another mans penis.

I was looking at PornHub and came across a few animated videos, no big deal. So anyway I started fapping and as I was about to climax I realized that I was actually watching the Discovery channel and there was 2 squirrels having intercourse. These little bastards were going at it. I nutted before I could turn off the TV.

I have gone to church 21 times since this and God still hasn’t appeared in front of me with an apology letter. If I get accused of being a furry one more time I will genuinely hurt someone. I have a fetish for animals and feet now and masturbate to documentaries daily. I am especially interested in female manatees and not male manatees because I am not gay. AITA? TIFU?

#lolwut #funny #lgbtq+ #vine #tiktok #reddit #MAGA #notmyfault #pornaddiction

Edit #1 forgot to mention I have several STDs and I am a product of incest.

Edit #2 give me gold you fucking idiots

Edits #3 thanks for the gold kind stranger 😍😱🍆👊💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦