PW: Just tried tea for the first time, and I really don’t understand why people like it so much. Drinking the broth was fine but when it came to eating the actual thing I was revolted.
EW: What actual thing? What the hell did you eat?
PW: The teabag..?
EW: YOU ATE THE FUCKING TEABAG?!
PW: Isn’t that how you’re supposed to make tea? It’s supposed to be BOTH a snack, and a drink, right?
EW: Pheonix.
EW: PHEONIX.
EW: PHEONIX!
EW: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
VK: He did what?
EW: THIS FUCKER ATE THE GODDAMN TEABAG!
VK: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO ONLY DRINK THE TEA YOU MANIAC.
PW: I didn’t know that! I thought you were supposed to eat it, like a muffin wrapper!
EW: a WHAT?!
VK: YOU EAT THE FUCKING MUFFIN WRAPPER?
EW: You are ACTUALLY mentally deficient.
PW: Okay, but in my defense, I never had tea before and didn’t know how it was made.
VK: That doesn’t explain how IDIOTIC you are for doing that!
EW: You are a moron beyond compare.
PW: I just wanted to make tea for the first time..