PW: Just tried tea for the first time, and I really don’t understand why people like it so much. Drinking the broth was fine but when it came to eating the actual thing I was revolted.

EW: What actual thing? What the hell did you eat?

PW: The teabag..?

EW: YOU ATE THE FUCKING TEABAG?!

PW: Isn’t that how you’re supposed to make tea? It’s supposed to be BOTH a snack, and a drink, right?

EW: Pheonix.

EW: PHEONIX.

EW: PHEONIX!

EW: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

VK: He did what?

EW: THIS FUCKER ATE THE GODDAMN TEABAG!

VK: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO ONLY DRINK THE TEA YOU MANIAC.

PW: I didn’t know that! I thought you were supposed to eat it, like a muffin wrapper!

EW: a WHAT?!

VK: YOU EAT THE FUCKING MUFFIN WRAPPER?

EW: You are ACTUALLY mentally deficient.

PW: Okay, but in my defense, I never had tea before and didn’t know how it was made.

VK: That doesn’t explain how IDIOTIC you are for doing that!

EW: You are a moron beyond compare.

PW: I just wanted to make tea for the first time..