*POV: You’re at your job, just about to head back to work after a nice lunch.*

*Two men follow you through the empty hallway you’re walking*

The tall black guy: hey what’s up, you listen to-

*you fumble for your pepper spray for what feels like an eternity, likely your fight or flight response kicking in*

The tall black guy: kanye? Are you okay miss?

*He asks because you’re drenched in sweat and nearly in tears*

You: Oh thank god i thought you were going to ask me about-

*The second, shorter and fatter white guy looks you dead in the eyes. Fear consumes your thoughts. You know what’s about to happen. Your mouth opens to call for help but nothing comes out.*

The nerd white guy: Pshh, Kanye? You ever listen to anything from emine-

*The tall black guy kicks him in the teeth before he can say it. You spray him with mace and call for help*

*several other workers hear your call and form a queue to stomp the nerdy white guy*

*he is then detained and shipped to Guantanamo bay, where he is waterboarded permanently without rest so he can pay his debt to society.*

And they lived happily ever after. The end.