👩‍👧‍👦This is Karen. Karen is a bitch. Karen divorced me because of her excessive diarrhea. I’ll explain. This one time we tried anal and she had to take a shit so I just said fuck it and left for a couple hours. I went to in and out with the boys and we also went to the natural history museum. I came back at around 1:30 am and Karen was still on the fucking toilet. I said why don’t you get some laxatives and she went ape shit. For some reason she thought laxatives were for weight loss and she yelled so fucking loud that it woke up the kids. I explained to them what happened and they were so fucking confused. Anyway, after that I went to bed and I woke up at around 10:45. And to my surprise Karen was still ON THE FUCKING TOILET. For some reason she had fallen asleep on the toilet. I tried to wake her up and she woke up alright. She started screaming RAPE RAPE RAPE. So she took the kids to her friends house for the day and here we are sitting in the fucking court. The judge was a radical feminist too so she believed Karen’s bullshit story. So I went to jail for a couple months and when I got out,Karen, like the fucking bitch she is, wouldn’t let me see the damn kids. At this point, I’m so damn pissed off that Karen says I raped her again because I raised my voice. And here we are now. I’m living halfway across the country from her