Oh? You think caring for your pet rock is *easy?* People like you make me fucking sick. I bet you don’t give your rock any attention and expect it to entertain itself all day. And you probably buy the super shitty pet rock food, because you didn’t bother researching the difference between good rock food and bad rock food.. You only care about saving a buck.

Seriously, either start taking care of your rock, or give it to a responsible shelter.
I mean this in all sincerity: fuck you and your negligence.