Instructions unclear, tried to romance my toaster oven. Got married. Had three kids. Eventually one of the kids shorted out and died. The other two got into drugs. Feeling the guilt of not really being able to be there after my first passed, I finally come back and support my two remaining children. They get off drugs. Train for NASA and become the first toasters in space. When they come back we go out for dinner. Notice the waitress is now a 60 year old Jennifer Lawrence enjoying her retirement doing something she actually finds joy in, and that is owning a chain of restaurants and helping out in random ones she owns. She recognizes my two children and thanks them for being so brave. She then gets them in touch with Mecha-Bill Gates. He steps down as the CEO of the world and gives the titles to my boys. Eventually they begin fighting for power. The company splits into two separate companies. They launch the nukes. I’m in the line of fire and my town is destroyed. I wake up. The year is 2021 again. What an intense dream. I go into the living room and start watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. As I’m watching I see out of the corner of my eye a note.

“Dear father. After discovering that we killed you in during the nuclear war, we made amends. I hope you do not stay mad at us. We realize now that a human and toaster hybrid does not belong in this world.

We reset the timeline from when you and mom first started dating. Father, please do not get together or marry Mom. The fate of the world depends on it.”

I pawn off my never to be wife. Tears streaming down my face when I hand her over to the confused pawnshop owner. I give her one last kiss goodbye and walk off. Thank you for the memories you never had.