So the other day I saw a little two year old walking on the sidewalk. I like that sidewalk so I decided to punt the little shit. Then this entitled mom starts badgering me about “what the f*ck was that for, I’m calling the cops” etc. You all know tipicle entitled parent stuff. So I call her a fat cow and run over and punt her kid again. Now this all is happening in front of this sweat old lady’s home I know; I’ll call her trisha to protect her identity. Anyway this old lady Debra lives in that sweet old house and she was watering her plants and saw the whole ordeal and runs over to help. So while debra’s over here kicking the little sh*t the mother is screeching like a banshee pulling her phone out and calling the cops.

Fast forward about 10 minutes and the cops show up. By this point Debra had stopped kicking the kid roughly 5 minutes ago and returned to watering her plants. The mother was yelling at her to come back for some reason but I dont think Debra ever saw her.

Anyway the cops pull up to the seen and get out of the car. Now, I dont want to get to black lives matter on this post or anything but if my girl left me for a clone of me I dont know If I would feel offense towards that cheating whore. Anyway the cops(2) step out of the vehicle to assess the situation. Almost instantly! This woman starts freaking out crying to the officers screaming “THAT MANS BEEN ABUSING MY BABY ALONG WITH THAT OLD WOMAN OVER THER(BBZZZZ)” guys…, I couldn’t tell you the satisfaction and instant karma I felt when that officer tazed that woman. The officer who tazed her just stood over her and starred at her while his partner came up to me to apologize for her. She asked if I would like to press charges and I reluctantly said no because mama ain’t raise no snitch😎. I tell her what happened and then me and the female cop then walked over and starg kicking debra. After an hour the female cop left.

Although before the cop left she told me that she would have to call in an ambulance for the situation. It would charge me $500 which was a bummer. But it’s ok because I decided to press charges against that mother for $2000 to get my money’s worth.

Long story short the ambulance came to haul debra away but the paramedics got to distracting kicking the little kid around for 15 minutes that debra passed away. R.i.p debra👌😉 u was🔥 the raddest💦edit: thanks for gold toughest 👏 meanest 🚩 multilevel marketing😫 legend I ever knew@!

I dont know what happened to that mother but that officer is just staring at dirt covered grass now 2 days later.

Anyway am I the asshole for butterfly effecting debras death