Before I got to America I used to visit 9gag a lot and thought using asterisks on your messages was a cool way of communicating through texts but oh boy was I wrong.

Now that I live in your beautiful country I try to learn more from not your culture but how you guys interact with each other, think more on the opposite sex.

I learned that in here as the song says, some girls they just want attention they don’t want your heart but that as much as I can take from Reddit because he rest is just dumb or useless.

I once saw a comment thread were it said if you’re dating someone 9 years younger than you you’re a creep and anyone disagreeing was downvoted to oblivion when in reality there are a lot of couples with that age gap.

In Reddit trying to slip into someone’s DMs in instagram will lead you to [r/creepypms](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypms) when I know a lot of couples that met that way. I’ve seen a lot of poor dudes and up in [r/niceguys](https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys) just for asking what went wrong on a date.

Don’t do this don’t do that is everything I see but when you dm one of this people saying this things they don’t hesitate to send you nudes (that has happen to me with Reddit users)

So fuck it! Call me a piece of shit but imma do “ creepy shit” under Reddit standards. Imma go out with girls that have boyfriends, slip into the dms and date 21 year olds. Fuck you Reddit and your standards.