Alright guys, I want Keanu Reeves to fuck my wife. I want to watch as he shoves his 55-year-old cock down her throat and gives her FACEFUCK 100, then congratulates her for being such a good girl like the wholesome man he is. He then grabs several alien dildos acquired from area 51 and starts using them to aid in fucking her as he rails her as i play on the nintendo switch he got me. As i go upstairs to my computer to watch jojo, i catch a glimpse of keanu and my wife doing 69. Nice. After checking how much upvotes i got on my utterly hilarious meta meme, i start vigorously masturbating in my bed to the sound of Keanu railing her asshole.

“YOU’RE BREATHTAKING!” He yells as he ejaculates all over her face. they then go up to their bed as i fall asleep in the comfy racecar bed Keanu bought for me. In the morning, i wake up to Keanu giving me a copy of smash as i start my day. God, he truly is breathtaking