So I heard my friend say he is bisexual, I thought it was pretty strange but decided to give it a try. The next time I was horny I went to the garage and found my mom’s beach cruiser bike, I wasn’t sure where to start but I eventually figured out that I could remove the seat, revealing a smooth aluminium tube, “Perfect for a fuck!” I exclaimed, it was quite rough around the edges so before I tried putting my cock inside I grabbed a hot dog from the fridge and put it inside and it fit soo perfectly, it slid all the way inside and then I lost my grip and it went all the way into the frame so I couldn’t get it out but I didn’t mind. Now with all lights green I pumped my cock as hard as I could into the tube, it started bleeding but I didn’t care, the euphoria from fucking the tight aluminium tube suppressed the pain better than morphine ever could, I went faster and faster and the blood was an excellent lube, I reached my climax and started cumming over everything, my dick was so shredded that it started cumming out the sides. After I finished cumming I started thinking more clearly. I started crying as the only remains of what was once my penis was now just a bloody, cummy pulp. It’s been 4 days and the hot dog I dropped in the bike is starting to smell. What can I do guys, I don’t know what to tell my mom as she always rides the bike to work and now she is questioning why the bike smells of rotten, bloody, cummy sausages. Any help would be appreciated, thanks in advance