Now, you may expect me to say something like “Not my proudest fap”, but I’m not… I won’t… Rather, I will inform thee that this may be the proudest fap I have ever partaken in. Nae, the proudest fap I ever will have. Strong mentality and determination, I wanked and jerked my fat cock to lightning speeds… My skin burned off my hand and my meat petrified ‘to solid rock. Even when my body was telling me no, I stood tall, high and mighty. I fapped so fucking hard to this shit