i remember a time when I was a child. Watched a horror movie beforehand and needed to pee and the nearest restroom was the one downstairs. Well me being the lil bitch that I was and somehow thought up an idea that ended in me just pissing in the stairs( I do not fucking know why I thought this was a good fucking idea nor why this popped up in my head). What’s fucking worse is that grandpa opened the his fucking door and said he heard something. Told him that I dropped my water bottle without even having a water bottle in my hand nor somewhere downstairs. Even fucking worse is that he opted to cleaning the mess in which he bolted downstairs and grabbed the fucking rag like he didn’t have arthritis. Bad news is that I couldn’t sleep that night because of the shit I’ve done and witnessed and surprisingly the good news was that my piss was clear as hell cause I love drinking water