The year is 2030, TSLA is worth one trillion dollars

Nearly all of your family just died because they couldn\`t open the door in their brand new Tesla FCK when it caught fire in one of the boring company’s tunnels. except for your daughter.

She is getting a new implant from Neuralink because Daddy Musk told her it would cure her cancer and make her fly and of course le funny Memes (TM). After the operation, she is still feeling a little bit dizzy and accidentally bumped into another patient. She immediately dies due to the loss of her Cerebrospinal fluid (The chip has to be in the open).

You are now depressed but you remember Daddy Musk telling you that you can go to Mars and if you want to work for him until your death (There is no real plan on getting you back to earth) there is a special Tesla employee discount.

Luckily after working 20 years for Tesla as one of their lead engineers and saving every penny possible you managed to save up 100$ to buy a ticket to Mars with Space X.

When you leave the atmosphere you see the skin of the other passengers (They call themselves now the followers of Elon blessed be his name) melting off.

You remember that Musk doesn’t believe in radiation.
It seems a solar storm hit your spacecraft.

You die a very slow and painful death.

The End

Prologue:

But hey at least you “took the redpill” as Elon said and he really does spread le funny Memes (TM) unlike fascist Bill Gates or dumb Jack Ma. Truly blessed be St. Elon and his many followers