What the absolute fucking shit did you say about my fabulous hairdo, you reatard? I’ll have you know I wake up at five in the morning to comb, style, and spray my hair to keep it looking absolutely amazing like it always does. I will fucking track you down with my 「Crazy Diamond」 and make you regret being fucking born. First I will smash your fucking head in, tear off your duwang, and then fix you to have your dick where you’re nose should be. I have beat the shit out of multiple people before, including the serial killer Anjuro Katagiri, whom I imprisoned in a rock for all eternity. My father literally bullshitted a god into space. My nephew beat the ever-loving shit out of a bisexual vampire in the eighties and can stop time. My best friend can literally erase space. You better be thankful there is an ocean separating us or else you would be so fucking dead that companies would use you in advertising to try and relate to teenagers. You are nothing but a target to me. Nothing.