Listen here kiddo… nothing’s going to save you from the damage I’ll fuckin unleash on you, understand that? Nothin’s gonna stop this inevitable fate from happening

This inevitable fate of cancer on the astral plane in the absolute basis of the existence of the mitochondrial element of harmonic synthesis originating in the southern coastal peak of Rhodesia as discovered by the Spanish-Italian explorer, Benito Mussolini in the late 19th century as instructed by the great Gaian aliens under the guidance of the great Sun, as highlighted by the accordance of the nature of all eternal entities in which such laws of coherence must be strictly abided by to the utmost degree in which there is an abnormality of such wherein the great icebergs of the far western zone of Deep Space periphery where the sun gives no light and blood is not yet shed for the generation of the ancestral combatants of fate and freewill have not yet initiated the course of action following the lengthy conflict spanning past eons of galactic warlords and genocides committed by the Roman Catholic church against the Globalist Jewish Media overseers of Neptune Primal, founded in the days of the great galactic forefathers of the highest echelon of the Ancient African society of sentient, humanoid AA batteries created for the sole purpose of eradicating the lost tribe of 9-volt batteries led by the former Neo-Nazi, Joe Biden, who is also a confirmed lesbian and possible sponsor of ISIS’s unmanned expedition on Alpha Centauri, the ancestral home of the 9-volt batteries.

You’re dead kiddo