The Pokemon Exeggcute is made up of six eggs. Six. Six individual eggs with their own expressions, their own minds, their own souls. They take care of eachother, they’re a family. And what happens when you evolve them into an Exeggutor? There are THREE. THREE EGGS. WHERE DID THE OTHER THREE GO??? The answer: Heaven. They’re fucking dead. Because you killed them. Alolan Exeggutor gets off a little easier because four eggs survive, the fourth being on the tail. But that’s still two eggs being killed. And for what? So your Pokemon has better stats? Give me a fucking break. Killing your own Pokemon! Has the Pokemon anime taught you NOTHING? That destruction for the purpose of making yourself more powerful only leads to ruin? So next time you catch an Exeggcute, an innocent, beautiful, family of eggs, you better give that fucking Pokemon an Everstone. And don’t give me that bullshit that you need it for Pokemon breeding or whatever the fuck you people do, this is so more more important. You all make me SICK.