25(M) here. My penis smells really bad.

Hello fellow redditors!

I don’t really know how I’m supposed to start this because it’s kind of embarrassing, so I’ll just get straight to it.

My penis smells really, really bad. When I pull onto the foreskin and reveal my gland, an extremely powerful smell of rotting cheese will emanate from my little willy. I was having le sexy times with le wife (26F). She was about to put my weiner in her mouth when she just started heaving and choking. When I asked her what was wrong she would say that my penis smells disgusting.

I don’t understand the problem. I’ve never had this problem before, and I’m very hygienic. I clean my penis at least once a month, sometimes even twice.

Reddit, am I the asshole?