I became lucid the other night and decided to eat food since I’ve heard it tastes amazing in lucid dreams. I imagined some food behind a closed door and there was a huge Buffett. I ran straight to the sharp shredded cheddar cheese and started shoving down my throat.

I ate a ton of food and eventually got bored so I went to fly. I was flying through a city, it looked like Paris I believe. It was a beautiful sight. Then suddenly, my stomach started to hurt badly. I couldn’t help it and sharted my pants. I fell down from the sky because of this and as soon as I hit the ground, I woke up. I woke up to my pants full of shit in real life. Please, don’t eat cheese in dreams.