“Life’s been nothing but shit for the last couple of years”, i said while taking a sip from my Sonic mug, “Well, it wasn’t completely terrible, i do remember showing you Sonic hentai three years ago”, said Bob, the only friend who didn’t abandon me after i told him about my Sonic fetish, after a few minutes of silence i decided to say something “Thanks Bob, you’ve really helped me fight through this” and just as i said that i opened my laptop and searched “sonic cock and ball torture tails”, “Jon i can’t help you fight through this if you aren’t going to cooperate, turn off the laptop, you know i only showed you the hentai thing because i thought you were joking” said Bob with a preoccupied expression in his face.

That was it for me, “Shut the hell up Bob, you knew i wasn’t joking about my problems”.