I have a very acceptable penis by average standards, but I now know I have that MASSIVE nut energy.

Not because my testicles are all that large on an average, given day. But because, after my kidney transplant, they swelled up to the size of a watermelon on steroids.

They were a beautiful shade of crimson and purple, though, and I probably could’ve won some type of award with them—perhaps at a county fair!