So I ๐ just had this really ๐ฏ dumb ๐คค idea ๐ก. today ๐
im ๐ gonna ๐ฅ paste ๐จ some random ๐ฒ text ๐๐ฒโจ and every โ day ๐ Im ๐ gonna ๐ฅ repost ๐ it but ๐ itโll ๐ผ be the emojified ๐ฒ๐ฑ version โน. And the next โญ๐ day ๐ im ๐ผ๐๐ฅ gonna ๐ฅ post ๐ the emojified ๐ version โน of that. Until at some point ๐ its only emoji ๐ with barely ๐ป any text ๐ฑ๐ฒ. The rest ๐ช of this will now just be text ๐ฒ so it can be emojified ๐:
What type โจ of emoji ๐ will I ๐ get ๐ if I ๐ just say ๐ฃ emoji ๐? Will I ๐ get ๐๐ a random ๐ one โ each time โฐโณ? emoji ๐ emoji ๐ emoji ๐ emoji ๐. Now im ๐๐ณ gonna ๐ฅ say ๐ฌ gun ๐ฃ๐ซ๐ so apple ๐๐ users ๐ป can be reminded ๐ฃ that they have a squirt ๐ฆ gun ๐ซ. Gun ๐ซ gun ๐ซ gun ๐ซ๐คฃ๐ gun ๐ซ gun ๐ซ, pistol ๐ซ pistol ๐ซ pistol ๐ซ pistol ๐ซ. How the hell ๐ฅ were emojis ๐๐๐ even ๐ created ๐ฏ. did some random ๐ฒ guy ๐จ๐ถโโ๏ธ just send ๐จ pictures ๐ธ of his ๐ face ๐ in between of all ๐ฏ his ๐ฆ texts ๐ฑ and some smartphone ๐๐ฒโ company ๐ข was just like ๐ โGENIUS โบ๐๐ค!โ
Now im ๐ gonna ๐ฅ just post ๐ฉ some other copypastas ๐
Number ๐ขโ one 1๏ธโฃ. Steady โณ hand โ. One 1๏ธโฃ day ๐, Kim ๐ Jong ๐ฐ๐ต Un ๐ need ๐ new ๐ heart โค. I ๐๐ฉ๐ do operation ๐. But ๐ mistake ๐ซ๐ฐ๐ฑ! Kim ๐ฐ๐ต Jong ๐ฐ๐ต Un ๐ฆ die ๐! Yakuza very ๐ mad ๐ก! I ๐ hide ๐คค fishing ๐ boat โต, come ๐ฆ๐ to America ๐บ๐ธ. No ๐
English ๐ค, no ๐
food ๐ฉ๐, no ๐ซ money ๐ฐ. Darryl ๐ง give ๐๐ me job ๐. Now I ๐ have house ๐ก, American ๐บ๐ธ car ๐๐ณ and new ๐ woman ๐ฉ. Darryl ๐จ๐ฟ save ๐พ๐๐ life ๐.
My big ๐ secret ๐. I ๐ kill ๐ช Kim ๐ Jong ๐ฐ๐ต Un ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ on ๐ purpose ๐. I ๐ good ๐ surgeon โค๐จโโ๏ธ. The best ๐!
I ๐ have noticed ๐๐ง that, although ๐ this subreddit ๐ป has 481k readers ๐, I ๐ am not receiving ๐น๐ 481k upvotes โ
on ๐ my posts ๐. Iโm ๐ not sure ๐ if this is being done ๐จ intentionally ๐ฐ or if these โfriends ๐ฌโ are forgetting ๐ค to click ๐ โupvoteโ โฌ. Either ๐ซ way โ, Iโve ๐ had enough ๐ฆ. I ๐ have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals ๐ค who have โforgotten ๐คโ to upvote โฌ my most recent ๐ posts ๐. After ๐ 2 โโ consecutive ๐ถโโ๏ธ strikes ๐ฅ๐, your ๐ name ๐ is automatically ๐ค highlighted (shown ๐ in red ๐ด) and I ๐ am immediately ๐ notified ๐ฃโ
. 3 โญโน๐ consecutive ๐ถโโ๏ธ strikes โก and you ๐๐ can expect ๐ค an in-person ๐ฉ โconsultation ๐ผโ. Think ๐ค about your ๐ actions ๐ญ.
Today ๐ when โฐ I ๐ walked ๐ท into my economics ๐ต class ๐จโ๐ซ๐๐ I ๐ saw ๐๐ฒ something ๐
I ๐ฅ dread ๐๐ข๐ every ๐ฏ time โฐโณ I ๐ฅ close ๐ซ my eyes ๐. Someone ๐ค had brought โ their new ๐๐ gaming ๐ฎ laptop ๐ป to class ๐จโ๐ซ๐ซ. The Forklift ๐ he ๐จ used ๐ถ to bring ๐ถ it was still ๐ค๐ running ๐จ idle ๐ at the back โฌ
. I ๐ started ๐ sweating ๐ง๐
as I ๐ sat ๐ฝ down โฌ and gazed ๐ over ๐ณ๐๐ฆ at the 700lb beast ๐ that was his ๐ฆ laptop ๐๐. He ๐จ had already ๐ reinforced his ๐ desk ๐๐ฃโ with steel ๐ฉ support ๐๐ฏ๐ beams ๐ and was in the process ๐ญ of finding ๐ an outlet โจ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ธ for a power ๐ช cable ๐บ thicker ๐ than Amy ๐๐ Schumerโs thigh ๐ฆต. I ๐ start ๐ shaking ๐ฒ. I ๐ keep ๐ telling ๐ฃ myself Iโm ๐ going ๐ to be alright ๐ด and that thereโs โ nothing โ to worry ๐ about. He ๐ฅ somehow ๐ finds ๐ a fucking ๐๐ฆ outlet ๐งโค๐ธ. Tears ๐ฉ๐๐ฆ are running ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ down โฌ my cheeks ๐ as I ๐ send ๐ฉ๐ฌ my last ๐ texts ๐ฒ to my family ๐ช saying ๐ฃ I ๐ love โฃ๐ them. The teacher ๐จ๐ปโ๐ซ starts ๐ the lecture ๐, and the student ๐๐ turns ๐ his ๐ฆ laptop ๐ป on ๐. The colored ๐ด lights ๐ก on ๐ his ๐ฆ RGB Backlit keyboard โจ flare โจ to life ๐ค like ๐๐
ฐโ a nuclear ๐ฃ๐คฏ๐ฅ flash ๐โก, and a deep ๐ฑ humming ๐ผ fills ๐ฆ my ears ๐๐ and shakes ๐ฒ my very ๐๐ป๐ฏ๐ soul ๐ป. The entire ๐ฌ city ๐ power ๐ช grid ๐ฌ๐ goes ๐๐ dark ๐ค๐. The classroom ๐ begins ๐ค๐ค ๐ to shake ๐ฒ as the massive ๐ fans ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ begin ๐ to spin ๐ซ. In mere ๐ซ seconds ๐ฅ my world ๐ has gone ๐ from vibrant ๐๐ life ๐ค, to a dark ๐โฐ, earth ๐ shattering ๐จ void ๐ณ where my body ๐ is getting ๐ torn ๐ซ apart ๐ by the 150mph gale force ๐ winds ๐จ๐ฌ and the 500 ๐ฐ decibel groan ๐ฉ๐ก๐ of the cooling ๐ fans ๐คก. As my body ๐๐ finally ๐ surrenders ๐๐๐ผ, I ๐ฅ weep ๐๐๐ฟ, as my school ๐ซ and my city ๐๐๐ฐ go ๐ under ๐. I ๐ fucking ๐๐ผ hate ๐ก๐ gaming ๐ฎ laptops ๐ป.
Wowwwww ๐ฒ, you ๐ meow ๐ฝ๐ป like ๐ a cat ๐ฑ! That means ๐ you ๐ are one 1๏ธโฃ, right ๐? Shut ๐ท the fuck ๐ up โฌ. If you ๐ really ๐ฏ want ๐ to be put ๐ on ๐ a leash ๐ and treated ๐ฌ like ๐ a domestic ๐ animal ๐ถ then thatโs called ๐ฒ a fetish ๐ซ๐ฆ, not โquirkyโ or โcuteโ. What part ใฝ of you ๐ seriously ๐ thinks ๐ค๐ญ that any part ใฝ of acting ๐ญ like ๐ a feline ๐ผ๐ establishes ๐ a reputation ๐ of appreciation ๐๐? Is it your ๐ lack ๐ of any defining ๐ aspect ๐๐บ of personality ๐จ that urges ๐ฉ you ๐ to resort ๐ฅ to shitty ๐ representations ๐บ๐ธ of cats ๐ to create ๐ฎ an illusion ๐ of meaning ๐ in your ๐ worthless ๐ฉ life ๐ค? Wearing ๐ โcat earsโ in the shape ๐ค๐ of headbands ๐ further ๐ค๐ notes ๐๐ the complete ๐ซ absence ๐พ of human ๐ค attribution ๐คจ to your ๐ false โ sense ๐ค of personality ๐จ๐ฉ, such as intelligence ๐ง or charisma ๐๐ in any form โกโฌ
or shape ๐ค๐. Where do you ๐๐ฉ think ๐ญ this mindsetโs gonna ๐ฅ lead ๐ you ๐? You ๐ think ๐ญ๐ค youโre funny ๐๐บ, random ๐ฐ, quirky ๐ฒ even ๐? What makes ๐ you ๐ think ๐ญ that acting ๐ญ like ๐ a fucking ๐ cat ๐ฑ will make ๐ a goddamn ๐ค hyena ๐ธ laugh ๐? I ๐, personally ๐จ, feel ๐ extremely ๐ฏ sympathetic ๐ข towards โช you ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐ฟ as your ๐๐ป only escape ๐ from the worthless ๐ฉ thing ๐ you ๐๐ฝ call ๐ฑ๐ฒ your ๐ existence ๐ is to pretend ๐ฆ๐ค to be an animal ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ญ. But ๐ค itโs not a worthy ๐ธ๐ต choice ๐ to assert ๐ this horrifying ๐ฑ fact โ as a dominant ๐ฉ trait, mainly ๐ท because personality ๐ซ traits require ๐ an initial ๐ต personality ๐จ to lay ๐ their foundation ๐ฃ๐ on ๐. Youโre not worthy ๐ธ of anybodyโs time ๐, so go ๐ fuck ๐๐ off ๐ด, โcat-girlโ.
edit:anyone knows what happened to the emojify bot