im 22. i moved back home from college. i have to live with my parents now. i wait until everyones asleep for a few hours to jack the fuck off. it ranges from somewhere between 12am and 4am. yet.

every.

single.

night.

they wake up righhhhhhhhhhhht before im about to cum. im litterally all set up with my fucking rag in front of me and i hear that fucking creaking floor at fucking 1:29am from across the house. FUCK OFF. creek creek creek creek **throws rag on floor panicly closes all porn tabs covers up my dick with my hoodie pull open youtube tab** *door opens* hey son “says bullshit that i cant even comprehend because my adrenaline is too high”. its never useful information. never.

one time i litterally came inside my hoodie because my mom walked in on me mid cum. i was pulsating cum into my hoodie as i was talking to my mom. i didnt even close the pornhub tab i just moved it to the side. good thing she doesnt recognize the color scheme.

and my dad decides the bathroom right next to my bedroom is better than the one in his room 2 feet from his bed. and he walks all quiet so i honestly cant tell he is coming until its almost too late. every time i sucessfully cum i cant even enjoy it because im completely vulnerable for about 20 seconds. thats about triple the time it takes for them to get out of bed and enter my room.

i almost got caught three fucking times since i moved back home 3 weeks ago. can you fucking people just stay asleep for more than 3 hours and not wake up to piss and check on me???? jesus fucking christ.

rant fucking over. the struggle continues.