ok, you know the white bird from angry birds? yknow, the white one that shits explosive eggs? what would happen if you fuck it? will it explode when you ram you dick into its bird asshole? wait, i just had a better idea. yknow how after it shits out the egg, it looks like a deflated balloon? what if you fucked it like that? i bet the bird will stretch out and take the shape of your dick like a latex glove. imagine how good it would feel. what if you cum inside of the bird, and then it shoots your cum and rockets out into space? that would be super cool.