Why the fuck would you eat this…

You just consumed the sterile plant. Eating it will literally make you sterile. It was first discovered in 1836 and only grows in the americas. Whike therike (a Native American guide) was the first to point it out on an expedition that was launched for western expansion by the president. The travelers with him had mistaken it for a plant that was usually grown and boiled for a relaxing tea. The results of this tea however would prove disappointing. Studies were not done until far after the expedition when researchers realized that if you simply read more and didn’t eat plants that just grew up in front of you that you would live. You have just wasted what I can assume is around 2 minutes of your time reading my response. All of it is nonsense and you’re foolish for reading it, as foolish as you were for eating a plant that you hadn’t identified yet.