***You know what pisses me off?***

***I think I’ve made about 60 million dollars playing baseball and***

***I want this friggin’ million dollars in this game.***

***And it’s not even a million bucks, it’s 600 grand by the time Obama takes it***

***I’m a Game 7 World Series loser. You know, I played in the biggest games in the world and the worst games in the world,***

***and this just sucks.***