Today I am going to determine how scary brockhampton is.
To begin, brockhampton is currently made of six members. Half of them are white and half are black. There was another black one but he was too scary so they took him out of the group.
Now normally a fifty fifty split would mean that the group is 50% scary, but this is not true in this case. We have to factor in other parts.
For example, Kevin Abstract is double scary because he is black and he is gay which is very scary to me. Now we know brockhampton is 4/7 scary.
But then also Merlyn Wood has an accent and my mommy says people with accents are dangerous so he is also double scary. This means that brockhampton is now 5/8s scary.
That is over half scary so my mom says I can’t listen to them.