Tell me about it! Deep states pumped the country so full of them you can’t swing a dead dog without hitting a crisis actor. Just the other night I came home and found my living room furniture ripped to shreds, turned out Obama had snuck in and replaced my dog with a trained crisis actor dog! I could tell he wasn’t my dog since cotton kept coming out its butthole and the only thing that come out that end that isn’t poop is tinsel every Christmas. It’s our family’s seasonal surprise. Well I couldn’t let some CIA mutt snoop on me so I cut him open to pull the wire and microphone out of it as proof. Damn thing kept crisis acting the whole time but we know animals don’t feel pain no matter what libtards tell you to try to make you a vegan soy boy beta cuck. Illuminati must have not liked it and they sent a few more crisis actors round that night, caught them walking in front of my house and well I just did what anyone would do and stood my ground. Two shots later and sure enough one of them starts crisis acting on my front lawn while the others started yelling and screaming trying to convince everyone else that the socialist deep state operative bleeding on my grass was dead. I just went back inside and jacked off to pictures of your aunt until I blacked out but that’s normal for Tuesday, usually don’t see so many crisis actors by me.