Errrmmm this’ll teach ’emmm… * has devilish smile as I scratch my neckbeard, I wait tactically for you to take your iconic beating eyes off of your pot of sausage and tater soup as I chuckle and dump a fowl smelling heap of rat poison into your now contaminated brine. I chuckle and slap my potbelly in glee as I watch you take a large slurp of your green viscous stew, I quickly shut my yapper as you glare at me confused with one brow raised. In minutes your maw leaks a bubbly white froth and you slam to the ground leaving a dent in the flooring. * Yes… you little ratty… look what I’ve done to your sorrowful little mortality…* I laugh softly again and clutch your foot with my sweating sausage fingers and drag your rotting body out of your cottage atop a hill and bring you to the nearby cemetery. * This should do… no one will know what I’ve done to your fragile being you mouse… * I drop your foot and clutch tightly to the nearest shovel as I penetrate the Earth grunting until I’ve made a hole measuring 5.73 feet. I shove your pale green corpse into the trench and laugh heartily once again as I watch red liquids seep from your twisted figure before filling the small hole with the same dirt I had just dug out. I flee the scene and you are reported missing leaving everyone but me confused * Goodnight sweet rat…* I mumble to myself before going to bed, for I know your little aura will be back to haunt me…but I will be ready… *