your my little ketchup packet please let me open you up and SQUIRT you all over my long slender hot dog, i fantasize of your vinegar infused sauce every second of every day, i wanna rip open the ketchup packet and lick up every bit of yummy goodness you have in you, i want to digest you like the little naughty condiment you are, i wanna let your delicious flavor ferment in my mouth for months, i want your soggy sour taste to be stuck in between my teeth, i forever want your tomato juice to be an ingredient in my crusty nut.