Ever since the universe was created in one big bang cocopops has been the one behind everything, the world was cocopops humans were made from cocopops (blacks especially) it is all set in stone, time doesn’t exist nothing exists the only thing that exists is cocopops, why do you think coronas a thing to get rid of any one who doesn’t eat cocopops. Ever since I tasted the first spoon of cocopops I was in heaven for a few seconds I saw the cocopops ( no not the animal) but Cocopops himself I was sworn to be the savoir of humanity all I had to do is convince the world of our Lord cocopops, and before you mortal Christians come at me saying I will go to hell I don’t care for when coco pops takes over the multiverse you will be the ones in hell for defying cocopops, now in the midst of the corona virus I shall be the light in the darkness we will eat nothing but cocopops and if I catch you you will regret it for cocopops punishes all who dare to oppose him and when all the heathens die we will rise up conquering the universe in the name of cocopops, so come join me and you will forever be grateful


anyways this is Will Keith Kellogg and thank you for coming to my ted talk