WITNESS ME, FOOLS. THE PURE POWER OF NO NUT NOVEMBER IS FINALLY MANIFESTING. HUMANITY’S TRUE FORMS ARE FINALLY APPEARING BEFORE US. HAVE YOU EVER FELT THE RAYS OF COLOR REFLECTING OFF OF YOU SKIN LIKE BULLETS RICOCHETING OFF A METAL SHEET? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOUND WAVES WITH SUCH DISTINCT CLARITY THAT YOU CAN HEAR SOUNDS BEFORE THEY EVEN REACH YOU? DOES TIME MOVE SLOW FOR YOU? WELL, IF SO, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE SURVIVED A LITTLE MORE THAN HALFWAY THROUGH NO NUT NOVEMBER. HUMANITY HAS ASCENDED TO THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM THROUGH OUR PURE WILL AND DETERMINATION TO CARRY ON WITHOUT MATERIALISTIC PLEASURES FOR A WHOLE MONTH. ONLY THOSE WITH THE STRONGEST WILLS WILL ASCEND. THOSE FOOLS WHO NUTTED ON DAY ONE WILL FACE THE SAME FATE AS THE APES, STILL SO FAR BEHIND US. YOUR LANGUAGE WILL BE FORGOTTEN, YOUR CULTURE WILL BE DESTROYED BY THOSE SUPERIOUR TO YOU. BUT, OUR ASCENSION IS NOT OVER YET. IN A MATTER OF WEEKS, WE WILL TRANSCEND PAST EVEN THE GODS. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? WE ARE FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN EVEN ALL OF THE GODS COMBINED. DON’T TRY TO ADMIT THAT YOUR NUTTING WILL PREVENT PROSTATE CANCER. IT DOESN’T MATTER, WE AS GODS ARE IMMUNE TO SUCH HUMAN AILMENTS. IN FACT, IF YOU DARE CHALLENGE OUR STRENGTH, YOU WILL BE OBLITERATED WITH A FORCE NEVER SEEN BY MANKIND. YOUR PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE WILL CEASE TO EXIST. NOBODY TAKES NO NUT NOVEMBER SERIOUSLY, BUT IF YOU DID, YOUR STRENGTH AND WILL TO CARRY ON WILL DO YOU WELL IN YOUR NEWFOUND GODHOOD. 11 MORE DAYS. 11 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE RAPTURE, THE FINAL STEP TO BECOMING GODS.