smoke some then take your man to the harbour and look out over the balcony and tell him to point at any boat and say its yours. then when you go back inside he will be ready for you but make sure you pull out a small turtle and sacrifice it to the gods then drink the blood from promotional mcdonalds cups and eat one fry each. smoke some more weed outta a bong then go back out side and pretend to jump over, then he will save you and feel so strong but then you tell him that you want to go out for itlian food when you get to the resturant tell the waiter you and your man want pasta with red sauce like the colour of both of your beating hearts for eachother then when he says they only have white sauce tell him you find me red sauce or you are getting stabbed right fucking now. your bf will try calm you down but you calmy say dont worry i got this babe. pull out the gun you have been hiding in your thigh gap and shoot the waiter three times through the chest it will be magical