Shrek looked out the window of his swamp hut and thought longingly about the universe. Fiona is gone, the kids are gone, donkey is gone, there’s nothing left. Shrek heard a knock on his door. “Who goes there!” Shrek roared. “It’s me Elon Musk” Elon said sexily. “You sounded lonely in there. I was hoping to cheer you up.” I have been lonely elon, shrek thought to himself “FUCK ME IN THE ASS ELON.” Shrek roared. “Moving quickly aren’t you” Elon smirked. Shrek pinned him down against his bed and toar off their clothes like two pants hating wolverines. Shrek whipped out his 6 ½ inch green ogre cock and shoved it straight into elon like a perfect parallel parking job. “TEEEEESLLLAAAAA” Elon moaned elong began cumming straight away and so did Shrek there was so much cum everywhere. “OH MY ONIONS” Shrek moaned. After the sex Shrek and Elon got into a very sloppy make out session. There tongues intertwined as there saliva swished together in there mouths. “I’m sorry Elon but it won’t work out.” Shrek sighed. Elon turned to him tears in his eyes and cum on his shirt. “But why! We’ve been through much in such a short time! WHY SHREK WHY!”. “Because Elon” Shrek began “Ogres are like onions,”. “They have layers?” Elon cried. “No they make you cry” said Shrek before leaving his own house.