I love shoving the Fortnite x Nerf rifle up my ass so hard. Every night before bed I drop my size 8 panties and grab my beautiful Fortnite x Nerf rifle and shove it up my slutty ass. The moment the tip of the rifle grazes the inside my anus I can’t help but immediately convulse into an orgasmic spasm which sends shudders down my spine. I then jump up and hit the ground hard effectively shoving the rifle up 3 feet my ass, splitting my anal cavity in two. The moment I pull it out I immediately suck on the end of it giving it my own personal blowjob.

Oh and if you’re wondering yes it is covered in my fecal matter which only makes the experience more pleasurable.

Right after I finish giving it the good suck I go to fucking town and hump the ever loving shit out of my Fortnite x Nerf rifle. I then end by blasting a load all over the rifle like a shotgun and then cradle it next to me comforted by the warmth of the rifle and my own sticky cum.

However I think my parents have started to catch on. They keep mentioning mysterious stains that show up and the fact that the grey tip on the end has turned into a squishy brown mess. I swear to god if they take away my Fortnite x Nerf rifle I’m going to fucking lose it. Luckily I found another rifle that my parents keep locked in a safe. I know the combination and if they so much as even touch my Fortnite x Nerf rifle the only thing they’re going to be seeing is the 5.56 mm ammo going in between their head.

Nothing will ever be able to split us apart figuratively and literally.