“How much do you think advanced operating enviorment is worth?”

“Wait just one minute before you answer”

“Watch as Windows intergates Lotus 1-2-3 with Miami Vice”

“Now we can take this Ferrari and paste it right into windows”

“Right now, how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth?”

“Don’t answer!!”

“Wait until you see windows right and windows paint and to listen to what else you get at no extra charge!”

“The MS-DOS executive, and appointment calendar, a card file, a notepad, a clock, a control panel, a tommel crisp, or a RAM driver, and CAN YOU BELIVE IT! REVERSI!, thats right all these features in reversly in all for..”

“Just how much did you guess?”

“Five hundred dollars?”

“A thousand?”

“Even more?!?”

“No!! Its just $99 dollars!!, Thats right, Its 99 dollars oh is and incredible value buts its true!!”

“Its Windows from Microsoft! Order today!!”

“P.O Box -DOS, Redmond, Wash.”

“EXCEPT FOR NEBRASKA”