To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand “Dollar in the Woods.” The dollar is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical economics most of the lyrics will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Keem’s opportunistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Wall Street literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike “Dollar in the Woods” truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Keem’s existential catchphrase “found a d-dollar, found a d-dollar,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Trump’s Slovene epic Wife and Son. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as DJ Killer Keemstar’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens.


What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a “Dollar in the Woods” tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎