Now seriously, I think if someone tapes in public a cum jar on a wall, they will get awards worthy of 2 years of premium, and if you convert those to irl money, you will be rich.

Cum has its meaning too.Cum represents life.Without cum, there wouldn’t be life on Earth!It comes from penis a.k.a. cock a.k.a. dick, which is funny as fuck, but has its deeper meaning.

When the penis meets the vagina, it becomes a love story.The cum is then born.Tons of cum cells, but only a few survive ti become kids.

When the penis meets the strong hand and some girl on a screen/far away/on paper, the penis and hand have a fight of gods.The pebis tries his best, but at some point faints and loses, the millions of cum cells are produced, but all die.

Cumming is satisfying for a reason.It’s either a love story, either a fighy, but cum is more.Cum is abstract.You can mention it and make some people laugh, other disgust.Those who laugh see the abstract meaning of the cum and those which are disgusted only see it as a stinky penis product.

Cum has a lot of variants:com, come, coom, incoming etc. to show how abstract it is.If the cum wasn’t a penis product and people were more cultured, children would learn about cum in schools since at a very yound age.Cum is life, Cum is art, Cum is war, Cum is love, Cum is education.