Well, this started because I (14F) wanted a charger and my brother (16) always takes my charger, so I went to his room, the door was slightly open and from the corner of my eyes I saw him under the blanket and it was moving…a lot.

So me, being of sound mind and body, backed away super slowly. I went to sanitize my hands after touching that door. I went back like ten minutes later and he was in the bathroom, doing who knows what. So I went next to his bed to grab a charger and I SAW THE STAIN.

HE NUTTED ON HIS BED.

I grabbed the charger and ran back towards the door, but lo and behold he is right there. He asked me why I was running and I just went “Because my legs are fast” like a complete moron. Then he asked me “How do you get a coffee stain out”

Yes, a coffee stain, brother. “Grab a towel and scrub scrub scrub. I’m not helping. Bye!”

Anyway, i walked out. I dont want to look at him. Help.

Edit: Guys, I dont and wont judge him. I know its normal!

WHO THE FUCK GAVE THIS A WHOLESOME AWARD. MULTIPLE ONES.