You know who you are, and I appreciate you very much as a fellow student and friend. Such an irreplaceable commodity as such a human being like yourself, is hard to come by these days. Although with heart in my hand, I must say it pains an honest soul to continue like this. I must earnestly entreat any divine presence for separation between our two desk spaces and hope to cease our connection as an academic pairing from the next seating chart until the end of time. For such reasons, I must thoroughly explain. First and foremost, I do not have the best sense of smell, yet your pungent odor had amazingly awakened it’s full potential and taken full territorial dominance of my nose as of late. I bet it possibly stains from self-indulgently not taking a shower daily, as recommended by literally any person in the 21st century. Any devil may care attitude on hygiene can be visible and sometimes seriously harmful towards those adjacent to your general location. In the beginning, it was funny, I thought that it was just a fart. But it became such a recurring event that sometimes during the night, I have frequent imaginations of terror where I awaken in sweat and tears, with my nose withered away in utter ruin. My loving parents noticed my despair day after day, and eventually relented to my wish for aromatherapy.
Your odor was so bad, it spread an uncontrollable virus that spread through my brain that dis-abled my reading and writing skills both in Spanish and English. Now I acknowledge it is a such a demanding action to take a shower, but the torture I sustained everyday for the entirety of the class period was at your behest. I feel it is necessary to urge you to change this behaviour both for the good of your self image, and most importantly your relationships with others. However your most troublesome feature about you is your obliviousness to other people ́s spaces that silently fans the flames of discontent inside my head. I may not show it, I may act like I don’t mind, but I am quite literally baffled at how much space your right elbow must encroach upon my desk to write. I understand that you might need more space, as you are a bigger dude than myself, but that does not mean you can ignore my language both verbal and physical and continue to act in such a manner. I am a very reasonable person so for now I shall let you indulge in such a luxury. Although be forewarned, I will never look back with the time I reluctantly spend with you now. It hurts my mental health to guess whether or not I will be forced to sit near you in the future. I do not hate you, I do not dislike you, I just think you are only somewhat interesting to me when you and my nose have a safe buffer distance.