It all starts with establishing eye contaxt, at whatever distance that may be. I approach him/her while still maintaining eye contact. Then, the mating dance begins. Arms flexed, touching my ears, to demonstrate my muscles of notable size. Constant squats while moving, showing my physical prowess. I hold my shirt with my mouth, in order to display my rock hard abs. All this, coupled with a repeating deep, gutteral scream to further prove my status as an alpha male, all while maintaining eye contact.

This has never failed, and never will.