New religion just dropped.

Okay, how do I explain this….
Basically, it’s called Eternalism, and it all starts with these two, intersex (atleast by our mortal standards) gods called Nifir and Lumfir, and after creating the first angels to make the stars along with them. They make a proto earth, and the beings on this earth evolve to become, evil, demented beings, leading to their destruction and their souls being made into the first “natural” stars and any survivors being sent off to another dimension, and uh, keep that saved for later.(the dimension can only be accessed through drugs, btw). So once Nifir and Lumfir make the first thing in the newly founded solar system, the sun, out of a piece of Nifir’s soul, they make the first planet, Jupiter, calling it Marduk.

And many years later, they begin to make all the rest of the planets, including earth, resusing the souls of angels and the original creatures of earth to make creatures and evolve into humans (in the meantime, they make the rest of the gods, calling them Femaliya, Nesai, Posical, Halpol, Fezzle, and Lavarus.) Once making all of the humans and gods, they FINALLY fucking rest for a few hundred thousand years and stuff. While the new gods name the three worlds made by Nifir and Lumfir, Nalpure (Nalpure is basically earth for the weird ass monsters and gods that live there, also the place where the original creatures now live), Zatorka, ruled by Lavarus and later what is basically the antichrist, aka: Currena, and Zaharra, aka: Heaven, ruled by Nifir, Lumfir and Nifryn, who is just straight up jesus but more ambigulously. (And fyi, most mortal beings will never access these places, they just get reincarnated)

And that’s personally where I will leave for now, less I start getting into all the monsters/angels/demons, Eternalist christ and oddly good antichrist, almost end of the earth, battle of the cosmos, angelic betrayal, an alternate universe Neo-Babylonia, The Marvie, and The Nubara. (Basically the damm bible) And so much more bullshit, and honestly, I can’t be bothered to explain, so yeah, hope you had fun listening to my fictional religion. Lmao.