Anus butter swallowing challenge 2021:

find the biggest chunk of anus butter (must be at least 4 meters long) and try to swallow it. Whoever doesn’t throw up or shit themselves in the first 5 minutes instantly qualifies for the semi-finals.

In the semi-finals, the chunk of anus butter must be exactly 5 meters in length and 3 inches in width. If you manage to swallow it in less than 3 minutes, you qualify for the finals.

In the finals, if you can swallow a chunk of anus butter precisely 6 meters in length and 4 inches in width in 1 minute, you get a prize of $45 and some laxatives.

(Steroids not allowed. Use of liquids and other things will result in instant disqualification. Remember, have fun!)