Ok so get this right. We’re a giant global platform. We’ve already exploited Black Lives Matter and gay rights but we’re running out of ideas. But get this right, but what if we hire a bunch of 11-year old girls to twerk for the camera?? Now I know what you’re thinking. I must be out of my mind. No, no, no. What if we say we’re making the film to fight the “hypersexualization of girls on social media”? You might say it sounds hypocritical or contradictory. Why would you sexualize girls in order to fight it? Truth is I don’t know and I don’t care. Netflix is a billion-dollar company and I really could not give a shit how people feel unless it’s beneficial. Think Black Lives Matter. We donate millions of dollars to BLM despite the fact that they are not at all a charity organization and the money is probably going nowhere and now people think we want “racial justice.” Ok so back to the film. Let’s make sure to make the main character a minority. Muslims are victims of something right? We’ll say she’s a black Muslim girl. So we can throw a towel or whatever the fuck it is on her head, and we can have her take off the towel and we’ll make her twerk with her friends for fun. We’ll call it “abandoning traditional beliefs” and “female expression” even though I don’t know anything about women and haven’t interacted with one in 6 years. Oh my god my penis gets so erect just thinking about it. Exploiting a religion and underage girls for pedo bait just makes my ballsack tingle.