Oh hey, I almost didn’t see you there. Look kegel exercises I’m gonna be completely straight with you here. Do you like guys who can burp and sneeze at the same time? Then I’m your dude my guy. I’ve had a pretty rough week so far, my poor turtle, Betsy (🐢<that’s her) well you see, she kinda got taken away by some sort of bird of prey, not exactly sure what kind, see my one friend is a bird expert, unfortunately he wasn’t there so it kinda sucked. But look here my man Keren, I’m just trying to get my pen0r whett for the big fight tonight, and really the only way to do that is to make me that tinder profile. It’s really the only thing that can salvage any semblance of hope from my days of endless suffering. Look here Chameleon, I feel we’ve gone a long way since our first message, a road of joy, hope, love, hate, tears and friendship. Mostly friendship. So I was hoping, that from one pu55y5layer to another, that you could do me this one favor for me. No matter your choice, know that I love you for who you are, much like a parent loves their newborn, and I feel that’s what we have. I’m your daddy and you’re my sweet baby chicken boy. I love you son, never forget me.