Whenever I see Shrek, I imagine the thunderous clap of ogre ass cheeks as Shrek and Fiona absolutely ravage one another.

Is that new sound I’m now hearing the cry of an ogre reaching climax? No… oh, it’s Donkey braying with overwhelming pleasure as he joins in and starts spit roasting Fiona with his big green friend.

And now, time for the moneyshot. Shrek and Donkey can both feel Fiona’s body quivering with uncontrollable joy. They make eye contact, and with a subtle nod of understanding, both absolutely unload into Fiona from either end.

Afterwards her mouth drips with green, viscous seed from the oral pounding her husband just gave her, while her soft ogre ass cheeks drip with rancid donkey jizz. She gives them each a sly smile, a gentle pet, and asks “who’s up for round 2?”