Dependable. **Tough.** *Reliable.* Built to last. These are all buzzwords Corporations™ think will get **YOU** to buy the *ALL NEW* Ford™ F-150™

It’s the exact same truck as before, but with more *torque,* more *power*, and high beams specifically engineered to blind the poor sonavabitch you’re tailgating.

From uphill, to downhill; wherever you are, it will get you where you need to go.

The **A L L – N E W** Ford-F150.

It can handle ***anything***, so long as it isn’t the ~~Incredible Hul~~Jes-

*An enraged ~~Hulk~~Jesus can be seen sprinting towards the truck, proceding lifting it up and throwing it like a football, where it then explodes midair in a cacophony of burning flesh and heated metal shrapnel as the Wilhelm Scream is played.*