Alright, let’s say for the sake of argument that you’ve heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise. And hypothetically, that it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. You would agree then, that it’s a Sith legend. Am I wrong? According to the radical left, Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to, allegedly, and I quote, “create life”. So much for the tolerant left on the issue of abortion.

Let’s even take it one step further and say that he had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. Therefore, we can also assume that the dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural — not saying that I agree; again, facts don’t care about your feelings. So you would almost have to agree then, that he became so powerful that the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.

Leave it up to the liberals in the Senate and their puppets in the Jedi Order to obstruct and sabotage his every attempt to fix the current crisis. It’s obvious to you then that he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. It is therefore obvious to conclude that The Force is a liberal conspiracy designed to weaken western masculinity and to further degrade the moral fiber of the United States.

Liberal Snowflake Anakin Skywalker OWNED with FACTS and LOGIC