You guys asked for it, so here it is. (If you don’t know anything about lucid dreams, look it up so this is less confusing for you)
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I was walking down the stairs at my grandparents house, thinking about the dream I had earlier that night, and then I realized that I was still in a dream. Normally I would just wake up at that moment, but this time I didn’t. A few weeks earlier my cousin had told me about how he made out with his crush in a lucid dream, so I started reading about lucid dreaming on Reddit, and how you could control your dreams and do whatever you want, so I was really excited to finally be having one. My first thought is obviously to summon my crush, and someone on r/luciddreaming said that the best way to make someone appear in a lucid dream is to walk through a doorway believing that they’ll be on the other side, but there weren’t any doors near me, so I just imagined the wall opening up (I know it sounds retarded). A panel of the wall started to come out like in portal 2 and then I saw something fall out. It was my little sisters rarity plush. Um… ok? I then watched as she grew into a full sized version of herself (the pony version, not the EQG version, if it were her I would’ve consented in a heartbeat)
“Hello DARLING!”
Oh my god, holy shit. I’m actually talking to a cartoon character. Wtfreak is going on. I was so shocked that I almost woke up. I started talking to her, and I quickly realized that this wasn’t her normal personality, this was the insane version of her from S4E23 after spike gives her the book. Watch part of that episode if you want to understand what I mean.
Now here’s the fun part.
She told me to lay down on the floor, and she was really threatening and could use magic on me, so I did.
I’ve seen porn, but never with horses, so let’s just say my brain had a pretty fucked up idea of what it meant to be raped by a cartoon pony. My memory of it is pretty foggy (luckily) but I can tell you this. I’m laying on the floor in my grandparents basement looking up into rarity’s insane eyes staring down at me, feeling like I was going to be crushed and suffocated by her weight. I hope you can gather the rest of the details from just that sentence. I knew it was a dream so I was at least trying to enjoy it but it wasn’t very enjoyable. A few minutes in I heard my grandma from the top of the stairs and I didn’t want her to come down and see what was happening so I panicked and woke up. That was the first and only lucid dream I’ve ever had. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
If you’re wondering why I didn’t just wake up immediately, I wanted to see what it felt like, I didn’t want to lose my chance to actually do something cool during a lucid dream by waking up, and I still had the same lack of judgement you usually have in a dream.