\- So anyways, long story short, I finally got in, I was waiting in the waiting room. I was watching HTV and then they called me back, I went in.
My hygienist came, she put on the little plastic tray. She’s like, “Okay, now we have to call the doctor in “to put on your attachments.”
The dentist, he did the first top row of teeth, which took forever. And all of a sudden I felt my insides CONTRACT.
Like I was gonna give birth to something. And I squeezed with all my might,
I squeeze my cheeks and all of a sudden I feel a sting like a wasp right down,
right in the middle of my cheeks. It’s the fire noodle sauce leaking out.
And I’m like, Ooh. And I’m squeezing, and I’m like, oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God, I am pooping, I’m pooping, I’m pooping. And all of a sudden the dentist comes in,
he’s like, “NICHOLAS!” And I go, Ooh! And it snaps me out of it and my muscles were relaxing
and this GUSH of poop came running out my butt and I feel warm, hot, stingy sauce all over my,
around where it comes out the hole. Everything is stinging and my stomach hurts.