The Vaporeon copypasta is incorrect, and here’s why.

While I understand that the original creator of this copypasta made it as a joke, there are many problems it has that I feel need to be pointed out.

First of all, many things this says is false. In the end it mentions that Vaporeon has an ungodly defense stat, that is very incorrect. To my knowledge, Vaporeon has the worst defense stat out of all eeveelutions (correct me if I’m wrong) and therefore should not be praised for that reason.

Second, it is glaringly obvious that the original creator of this copypasta has a bias towards Vaporeon. You can see that they did not actually compare Vaporeon to any other Pokémon in this, because if you take another Pokémon, let’s say Sylveon, and compare it to Vaporeon there are many Pokémon that will beat it. Sylveon has 65 as it’s defense stat, while Vaporeon has 60. But you may be thinking, “hey, but they could’ve meant special defense!” In that case, Sylveon has 130 and Vaporeon has 95. Sylveon also has the ability cute charm, which I think anyone can tell how that is beneficial. Sylveon can also learn every move listed (with the exceptions of captivate and acid armor)

Finally, this copypasta tries to convince people that Vaporeon is the best by mentioning some trivial, useless things like the fact that the Vaporeon would turn white. So? That does not influence what I think of Vaporeon. It also builds off of the fact that Vaporeon can learn acid armor. Just because it can learn acid armor doesn’t mean that every Vaporeon will know acid armor.

Again, please correct me if I have made any mistakes in this. Thank you.