On one fine day, two straight men were drunk at a bar with a couple friends and decided to pull a prank. One of the men, FredBoat♪♪#7284 told his friend Joosmaster2#2683 “Yo, watch this (no homo)” and kissed the other guy named NBABot#6993 . Joosmaster2#2683 and her friend driveyfishy#7644 burst out in laughter and dared them to do it again. By this point, all of them were stupendously intoxicated and the two men agreed and kissed again (after saying no homo). This sparked a series of sexual acts (which for christ’s sake I am definitely not going to describe, I’m not that horny) which ended in FredBoat♪♪#7284 proposing to NBABot#6993 with a ring which had the words “no homo” inscribed on them. Of course NBABot#6993 said yes because FredBoat♪♪#7284 is a fucking yacht, and why would you not want to marry a fucking yacht. So they were a happily engaged couple, and had a nightly ritual of saying “no homo” before dinner. They went to Moscow for their honeymoon, where they bought specially manafactured tracksuits with the words no homo written on them, and met Wide Putin and had a threesome with him. The time came for their wedding, on a fine Sunday. The two men walked up to the altar, and after saying their vows, the priest asked “Do you take FredBoat♪♪#7284 to be your happily married husband, NBABot#6993 ?” “Yes.” “Then, do you take NBABot#6993 to be your happily married husband, FredBoat♪♪#7284 ? “Yes”. “You may kiss”. The two men whispered longingly in each others years the words “no homo”, and kissed.