I dont get embarrassed because of a certain mental disorder, but I have seen some awkward shit.

I was at a friends house when I was a teenager, we will call him C. C had his gf over and we were watching a movie in his living room. I had a girl over as well for the record. I was sitting/laying in a recliner and the girl I had over was sitting in my lap, but she was short and she was angled so that she wasn’t facing C and his gf. C and his girl were on the couch. He was sitting and she ended up laying out with her head in his lap. Now they had been sharing a blanket and somehow C and her thought I wouldn’t notice I guess?, but she ends up giving him head. The blanket was over them but you could clearly see her head bobbing even with it there.

Now my girl couldn’t see them from how she was laying and I couldn’t see down the hallway. I did however see what was happening. C had his head cocked back and his eyes closed when his mother walks in and plops down right next to them. Now I would of warned him, but I didn’t have time because of how the living room was set up and I didn’t see her.

She starts talking to him and it snaps him out of it. His mom didn’t notice what was happening however, she did notice her head under the blanket.

C’s mom: What’s going on?
C: Oh.. Uh nothing mom, she just fell asleep.
C’s mom: Oh, that’s cute. You shouldn’t cover her head up though son, she probably can’t breathe.

His mom reaches forward and yanks the blanket back before any of them could react. Now having come in unnoticed and the girl having a blanket over her head, I’m guessing she just froze when she heard his moms voice. I say this because when she pulled the blanket back the girl still had his dick in her mouth. His mom screams and C and the girl both go the deepest shade of red I’ve ever seen. The girl gets up and runs out crying while C gets up to chase after her with his dick still out. His mom had jumped up to leave the room and he hopped up and ends up ramming his mother in her stomach with his penis before awkwardly hauling ass out. The girl I was with saw what was happening and was blushing from the second hand embarrassment and C’s mom was slack jawed blushing with a mixture of anger and astonishment. During all of this I am just laughing like a maniac.

Edit: I keep getting a lot of questions about my condition. I have Aspd for a diagnosis but I’m a psychopath. I made a post on /r/causaliama thanks to u/oliviathecf. Anyone who has some questions can go there if they want to ask about it.