Aarrgghh! There’s just one word that says it all: Aarrgghh!

Argh when I’m happy! Argh when I’m sad! Argh when I’m good or bad!

Aarrgghh!

Argh to port! Argh to starboard! Argh from stem to stern!

Aarrgghh!

Argh, you swabbie! Aaarrrggghhh!

A-yo, ho-ho, hum-hum, my chum.

Aarrgghh!

What’s that, ya say?

Aarrgghh!

I can’t hear ya.

Aarrgghh!

One more time!

Aarrgghh!

Very good! Excellent! In fact…

Aarrgghh!