To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the 0.5x A press. The mechanics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical video game physics most of the techniques will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also pannenkoek2012’s deep explanations, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Shigeru Miyamoto, for instance. The viewers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these mechanics, to realise that they’re not just game-breaking stunts- they show something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who say that “an A press is an A press” truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the technique in the trick that pannenkoek2012 is arguably most popular for, “Hyper Speed Walking,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Backwards Long Jumping. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as pannenkoek2012’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a 0.5x A Press tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within half an A press of my own (preferably higher) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎