For context, this happened when I was still but a wee child(0.01F). I (0.01F) lived in a closet (0.5 sq ft) during my (2F) childhood (13 years) , along with my (2F) 23 brothers (1M, 2M, 3F, 4T, 9M, 420M, 0.6M, -4M, 29M, 59M, 106M, 300F, 12M, 15M, Forty Five Male, 6M, 8M, 3M, 21M, 15M, -9M, -2(5x-3)\^2M, And my least favorite brother, ∑∞ n=1 \* 10(1/2)n−1 M. (He will be a major part of this story) . I would also like to mention my sister (MF), for also playing a role in this story.

So this story begins in our 3-story closet (0.5 sq ft). We got up from the gym mats (90M) we slept on, and mom (mom) asked me (0.01F) to go fetch some U235 (bomb) for breakfast. Now, they don’t make U235 (bomb) like they used to, so my mom (dad) hit me 478 times with a sledgehammer (45 genderfluid) before I was able to go to the corner store to buy the U235 (bomb) . Now, back in the day, a copper hiltington was able to get you 3.5 metric tonnes of uranium (a copper hiltington was worth about 5 blades of grass back in the day) from the corner store. Now, as I came home, I noticed one thousand female sitting on a fence, and as a I asked her if she (MF) was up for some swimming in the tar pits later, she snatched the U235 (bomb) from my hands and threw it in a dump. Now they don’t make m females like they used to, so this U235 (3.5 metric tonnes) traveled 476,001,224 miles to the town dump, where all the town furries lived. Now they don’t make furries like they used to, so all the furries in the world lived in the town dump, where they dug little holes with their fur paws and were some of the most muddy dejected beings in the entire galaxy (13,295,492,553 F) . As soon as the lump of U235 (bomb) disappeared through the horizon, we observed what appeared to be mass genocide. Now, they don’t make genocides like they used to, so I wasn’t sure if anything happened. When my mom (dad) saw, she just said “Boys will be boys”, and we all laughed and went back inside.

So it’s been 300 years since, and I have downloaded this new-fangled app called reddit. I’ve thought about my decision, and now I’m here to ask, AITA?