Hello, I am from the Bamboozle Prevention and Regulation Agency. I have reasonable grounds to believe that you are attempting to bamboozle users by offering bamboozle insurance, bamboozle insurance on bamboozle insurance bamboozles, and other variations of multi-layer bamboozle insurance schemes.


Let me be absolutely clear of the Bamboozle Prevention and Regulation Agency’s position on this matter: The bamboozlement of users seeking bamboozle insurance is strictly prohibited and punishable by an eternal bamboozlement in which you are locked in a room forever with people who ask “remember that one scene from that famous movie?”, then chastise you for not being able to remember the scene, then tell you there was no such scene and ridicule you for believing them. All bamboozle insurers must seek approval to operate through our agency. All users must acquire their bamboozle insurance either through one of our approved insurers or through our own secure multi-layer bamboozle insurance service.