What is it with the alphabet anyways? Who the fuck decided on the letter X? “Oh hey guys, let’s make a letter that sounds like. “Ecks.” Why, you ask? Well, first off, I don’t like your tone, and who like numbers divisible by five? We need 26 letters, so we’ll just throw it in between some bullshit like the two u’s we put there and the weird consonant/vowel thing that we thought of.

Oh, shit, let’s also put a flat-ironed, backwards S (also known as Z) that makes the same noise as an S makes. And how about a circle with a line drawn through it, and lowercase it’s just a reverse p. It will sound like “kue” but always have to have a ‘U’ after and almost always sounds like a “KW” instead.