Oh. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. You absolute fucking madlad. I can’t believe I am witnessing an intelligent being say that they don’t give a fuck. Is that even possible? You must be a fucking genius. Why don’t you have a nobel prize already? You are clearly so smart that your intelligence outstands all of humanity’s combined. How fucking amazing. I will give you my wife voluntarily because she definitely deserves something miles better than my fucking stupid ass. Hell, I will give you my entire house. Keep the kids in my basement. Take all my money and possessions, you fucking idiot. Yes, did you really think I meant it when I said that you can take my wife? She’s 15, you fucking ephebophile. You are an extremely fucked-up ape and deserve a slow painful death.