This just fucking happened like 10 minutes ago. I squeezing my dolphin and all of the sudden a huge load came out of it’s spout. Jizzed all over my Macbook Pro keyboard and mousepad. No big deal right? Just a little cum. WRONG. After using the computer after I was done, to my dismay, I noticed that the f, v, and r key stopped working. That’s weird, not really thinking about the fact that I had just jizzed all over the keyboard. I thought it would be a good idea to restart my computer, maybe my computer was just acting a little bit funky. Here is where the real fuck up is: the password to my computer is “fuckyou”…… so I am completely locked out of my computer… the f key doesn’t work…. so now I have to use my girlfriends computer, and she is going to be home any minute to watch one of her stupid shows. god fucking damn it. this sucks so bad. If anyone knows how to fix this plz let me know because I’m really sad right now. Boy did I fuck up.

TL;DR: jizzed on my keyboard and then locked my self out of it because i’m a fucking retard.