🚨WARNING🚨 …RANT📢📢📢!
For Those of you who are placing 🎀🎄Christmas🎅🤶☃️ lights/decorations in your yard, can you 🙏please🙏 avoid anything that has 🔴Red🔴 or 🔵Blue🔵 flashing lights🔴🔵🔴🔵 together?
Every time I come around the ⤴️corner⤵️, I think it’s the 🚓🚔police🚔🚓 and I have a panic attack🚑.
I have to 🛑brake🛑 hard, toss my wine🍷🍷 out the window, fasten my seat💺 belt, throw🤳 my 📱phone☎️ on the floor, turn my 💿📀radio💿📀 down, and push the gun ⬇️under⬇️ the seat, all while trying to 🚙🚗🚙drive🚗🚙🚗.
It’s just too2️⃣ much 🎭drama🎭, even for 🎄🎄Christmas🎄🎄.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.🎄