Funny fly story for ya. The wife, god bless her, was being her usual PMSing self, nagging me about shotgunning beers in the bathroom at night. Well one day I hear her shriek and run over to see that she’s scared because of a fly. I swat the fly with a rolled up National Review and that was that. Not a word of thanks from the missus… So I hatched a little scheme… I put a bunch of kitchen waste aside in the garage and waited for 2 days. When I checked on it, it was perfect. I captured dozens of flies with my butterfly net and let them loose in her Porsche Cayenne (like the pepper). The next morning I heard shrieks from the garage, which I relished as I shotgunned a cold brewski freshly retrieved from the toilet tank. Just a little story for would-be husbands out there – sometimes the old ball-and-chain needs a little lesson from time to time 😎🆒




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