(Compiled from all previous copypastas and anywhere else)

•Cum and go

•Drip and dip

•⁠Nail and bail

•Rail and bail

•Pee and flee

•⁠Nut then strut

•Plow and ciao

•Sex it and exit

•Fuck and duck

•⁠Hit it and quit it

•Skeet and yeet

•Jam and scram

•Court and abort

•Seed and plead

•Hump and jump

•Ram and scram

•Yeet and retreat

•Screw and shoo

•⁠Shoot and scoot

•Pump and dump

•Squirt and revert

•Sbeve and leave

•⁠Smash and dash

•Hump then dump

•Mate and escape

•Kiss then dismiss

•Bruise and cruise

•⁠Rape and escape

•Finger don’t linger

•Cream and scream

•Cuddle then scuttle

•Lube her then Uber

•Splatter and scatter

•Get laid then evade

•⁠Breed then proceed

•Violate then migrate

•Jack off then back off

•Spaghetti and forgetti

•Sploosh then vamoose

•⁠Ejaculate and evacuate

•Creampie and goodbye

•Release it then cease it

•Fill her jar and au revoir

•Go down then skip town

•Fill her tab and get a cab

•Suck her toes then adios

•Glue her rift and call a lyft

•⁠Impregnate and immigrate

•Penetrate then defenstrate

•Copulate and absquatulate

•Give her HIV and let her be

•Blast then become the past

•Let her ride then go outside

•Let her blow and out you go

•Lick her clit then lickety split

•⁠Bust a nut then leave the hut

•Ram her ass then hit the gas

•Fill her hole then take a stroll

•Hit her raw and then yee haw

•⁠Shoot the Jizz then out you is

•Smash mouth and dash south

•let the semen flow then GTFO

•Shoot your goo and then shoo

•Slap that ass and run like flash

•Cum in da ho and nigerundayo

•Make a man the leave the plan

•Butter the bread and play dead

•⁠Blow your load and hit the road

•Make a baby and run like crazy

•Get her all waxy then call a taxi

•⁠Shoot the glaze then run aways

•⁠Shoot your goo and say “adieu”

•Claim the clam and say shazam

•Get some noggin then go joggin

•Fuck her a ton and king crimson

•Give her meat then hit the street

•Have sex then make her your ex

•⁠Shoot your shit then fucking split

•⁠Tear her apart then safely depart

•Inject yourself then eject yourself

•Cum in her pussy and arrivederci

•Give her a kid then go off the grid

•Spray the DNA and refuse to stay

•Get some brain then ride the train

•Pop her cherry and hop on a ferry

•Hit the g-spot then ditch the e-thot

•Dick her down and get out of town

•Paint her face and leave the place

•Touch her cooter then call an uber

•Do her vagina then move to China

•Give her the dick and get out quick

•Give her an STD and run scot free

•Insert the peen then flee the scene

•Empty the sack and don’t call back

•Insert your cock and promptly walk

•Don’t pull out and leave her to pout

•Ruin her sheets then hit the streets

•Insert your cock then promptly walk

•⁠Smash her rear and then disappear

•Fill her crack then never come back

•⁠Rock her box then change the locks

•⁠Slide in your meat then hit the street

•Create some life and leave your wife

•Fuck her in the car then Allahu akbar

•Stab her with your knife and get a life

•Give her the cock then run ten blocks

•Spread the seed then need for speed

•Release the dump then Forrest gump

•Give her your schlong and say so long

•Work some flab then hit her with a dab

•Make her screech and leave the beach

•Get her wet then make like a black dad

•Get some head then leave her for dead

•⁠Cum on her back then get back on track

•Release the seed and get on your steed

•Get inside her gown then get out of town

•Make her twitch then throw her in a ditch

•Empty your sack then don’t ever call back

•Do it on the floor and go out the back door

•Bang her like metal then step on the pedal

•Give her the steak then make your escape

•Give her the cream and swim downstream

•Cover her in white mist then cease to exist

•⁠Take her virginity then change your vicinity

•Prove you ain’t gay then run the fuck away

•Please your monkey then leave the country

•Fuck her real fast then leave her in the past

•Leave her breathless and take her necklace

•⁠Prompt her wetting then change your setting

•Use your special ability then leave the facility

•Make her bamboozle then skiddadle skiddodle

•Resolve your erection then end the connection

•⁠Make her your playmate and immediately vacate

•⁠Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality

•⁠Perform penetration then change your current location

•Put your sword In it’s sheath and crawl out from beneath

•Make your balls hollow and make sure she doesn’t follow

•Fill her with up dick then do the Joestars Secret Technique

•Unload your genetic information then defect from the nation

•⁠Put yourself inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts

•Very briefly yet thoroughly perform a penetrative sex act, then hastily and with great prejudice your presence redact

•NUTT


This is by far the most up to date list so far. I compiled them all from similar copypastas and added a few of my own. Feel free to comment more to further continue the list.