Lol, i was that one short, super fat nerd you knew from school, until i turned 18. Talk about picked last 🤣🤣…

However my life is a godamn movie. Got popular my senior year, started going to bars a lot, lost all the weight right after high school, partied with hot chicks constantly.

Got sick. Damn near died (turned 21 in the ICU), learned how to walk again.

Lost most of my friends, because people don’t know how to deal with real shit.

Met “Her” The 🦄 nurse. Got married.

15 years later she’s still prefect and I’m the luckiest bastard in the world.

(The fat nerds can win)