so this one girl held my hand and was like “sanvi what the hell? your hands are so rough, they feel worse than my grandpa’s”therefore, i will not use the strongest lotion i can find every 10 hours until my hands feel like baby jesus’ buttocks. then, i will find this girl, and rub my soft-ass hands all over her arm, and say “bitCH U DONT JUST INSULT MY HANDS”