We spend all our life trying to stay the fu*k away from feces.

But when it’s time for sex, well, let’s just dig right into it like it’s french cousine. I think butts are attractive and cute. But getting into the shitter just does not do it for me.

I’m not trying to kink shame here. My own personal fetish is odd enough as it is. But when people want to get their tongue in there. Thats top shelf “NoahGetTheBoat” material for me.