In the intro of Shrek during the song “All-Star” Shrek(The main character) brushes his teeth and then smiles into a mirror in the doing of such he breaks the mirror and due to the recent events this leads me to believe this is his daily routine. So Shrek voiced by Mike Myers breaks at least one mirror everyday.The average price of a Mirror is anywhere from $20-$100 but the mirror he broke was pretty large so lets go with $100, That’s 36500 Dollars spent on mirrors every year and the average US Citizens Annual Salary is $81,400 I chose american because that is where this movie is created, America. $81,400 – 36500 equals 44900 now assuming that he has the average American pay that is how much he has left to use on other needs such as the rope used to drop feces down on him before the cracking of the mirror, But what if he has the HIGHEST Annual pay in america? Now what exactly is that you may ask? its an anesthesiologists with an average salary of $246,320 USD now subtract our original number of $36500 on mirrors and you will get how much he will have left to spend on needs now in order to get this number we take his annual salary ($246,320 USD) and subtract the amount he spends on mirrors throughout the year($36,500 USD) and that sum is $209820 now that is starting to seem more reasonable but how does he do this? he isn’t allowed into towns to do his “job” and even if he could why would he go through the hassle to do all this? he still wouldn’t be allowed in stores so that’s where I come to my conclusion! He’s a Thief! he steals the mirrors just to break them for pleasure as we see after he breaks it he smiles! but that’s just a theory, a Film Theory