>you will never fuck a woman so good that you receive a thunderous standing ovation from an auditorium full of high class gentlemen and ladies before a velvet curtain falls

>your amazing performance will never be the talk of the town and a must see for visitors

>a newsy will never shout EXTRA EXTRA LOCAL MAN FUCKS LIKE AN INCENSED GOD- READ ALL ABOUT IT

>there will never be a statue of you in the center of town- your cock fountain pouring water down a throng of beautiful bronzed women

>future archeologists will never discover this and think you a god of fertility

Vanity of vanity… all is vanity