I masturbated with toothpaste as lube because I wanted my wiener to be nice and clean the next time I went on a date with my cousin. Turns out I got a rash on my 9 inch moose cock. I whipped it out for my cousin after our date. He laughed at me and started calling it Clifford the Big Red Dick. Now he won’t sleep with me and is telling all our mutual friends. Everyone at our church keeps saying “Sup Clifford” when they walk by giggling uncontrollably. I don’t think I’ll ever escape this. What should I do in this situation? Any advice is helpful