Michael slowly puts his hot, steamy, slobbery, monster of a vape back in his pocket. Then he whips his dick out in a moment of spite. Despite the glaring look from Mrs Hardwick, he proceeds to maintain fiery eye contact. Soon other students join in. 4 minutes 20 seconds later, a classroom full of throbbing boners and slimy coochies, furiously rubbing genitals at the same time. Mrs Hardwick proceeds with her lesson in dominant studies and pulls out a dick bigger than Michaels. She could knock him unconscious with the weight and girth of this woman’s schlong. So she did. Walked straight up to Michael and knocked his ass out right as he busted his nut. Jacob just nutted, Brian, Landon, James, Jonathan, Amy, Sarah, Matthew, Jessica, and Erica all nutted at the same time. There’s grool and navy seal seaman all over the floors, chairs and desks. Only one thing left to do. Everyone starts digging in to Michaels pockets for his vape. But everyone’s hands are covered in bodily fluids. Some of their own, and some of their classmates juices. Mrs hardwicks dick is now throbbing and leaking. Precum. It won’t stop leaking precum. She grabbed a cork and stuffed into her gaping pee hole. Nothing. The cork got soggy and fell apart with the amount of precum. The floor is starting to get mushy because of all the juices and over flowing hormones. The students are splashing in the puddles like ducklings in the rain. 1 inch… 2 inches. 6 inches. 3 foot deep in Mrs hardwicks precum. Michael still unconscious. Now floating towards the back of the room in a sea of precum. His vape was nowhere to be found. That vape could be the fucking key to get them out of this sticky situation, but it’s lost. Gone. Like my ex-wife and kids. Just poof. There’s nothing left to do. The room is now 5 and half feet deep in precum. The kids can’t find the doors, windows or air vents. The room Was sealed by the first round of nut busting. Mrs hardwick can’t hold it much longer. She’s been edging since Michael first started masturbating. She’s about to orgasm. Hard. Here it comes. She’s cumming. Holy shit. Ropes upon ropes upon ropes. Sperm so big they are dwarfing tadpoles. One of the sperms swims around and splashes up like a fucking large mouth bass breaking the surface. Shit was bizarre. Mrs. Hardwick busted this fat ass nut and filled the remaining space with her nut. The kids are now pushed to the ceiling and took their last breath of oxygen as she busted her last nut. Everyone died that day. This proving that vaping is safer than masturbating.


Bonus:
It is a quiet May morning as I lay in bed with Micheal.

Micheal is my boyfriend.

I love him.

I love it when he just ravages my asshole with his big cock.

I swear every day he works at that vape shop the hotter he becomes.

“Something smells fruity in here,” I said.

It truly was.

It smelled like strawberries… but not really like strawberries.

It had a kind of chemical smell to it, if I were to truly describe it.

I looked towards my back and noticed a huge cloud of smoke.

“Holy shit Micheal! What the fuck do you think you’re doing in my fucking bedroom?” I yelled, my voice as loud as a chihuahua in mating season.

“It’s just my vape, u/overtlyoverthisshit. No need to get mad.” said Michael calmly as he began inhaling the smoky vape juice from inside his e-cigarette.

I don’t know what got me fawning but I knew I wanted something from Michael.

I looked deeply into his slightly confused eyes and I said, in my most serious voice, “I want you to vape in my asshole, Michael.”

I told him.

Michael looked at me with a sense of confusion and disgust. “Are you kidding u/overtlyoverthisshit? I can never tell when you’re lying.”

I didn’t change my face.

I kept my face stern.

I didn’t change my expression or break my facade.

I wanted him to know… how serious I was about wanting him, Michael from the Reddit thread above, to vape in my rectum.

I got down on all fours like a wanton white from a Demetri story and began to beg.

“Vape in me, Michael-kun~!!!” I began to moan.

I could hear Michael talking to himself behind me.

“Well I mean, if I absolutely HAVE to… and you won’t masturbate with me…” Michael mumbled to himself.

He went to get his vape, and began breathing in.

I could hear him.

I was about to say something, I forgot what it was but soon, I was struck with the purely erotic sensation of smoke hitting my anus.

“Do it inside my ass, not outside…” I yelled at Michael. “I want my prostate covered in fog, like a ship lost at sea.”

He just groaned.

I kind of felt bad for him, making him vape inside my anal canal this early in the morning.

He breathed in his vape, and held it inside his mouth.

I felt his lips pucker on the rim of my ass.

His goatee hairs were tickling the bottom of my balls.

Then I felt it.

The white smoke felt so cool inside of my rectum.

It felt strange… but so good.

As Michael drew back from my ass, I felt the smoke escape my hole, like a deep in sense, like some hieronymus bosch character.

“Did you like it?” asked a blushing Michael.

He looked to the side and grabbed his elbow.

I looked him right in the face, gave him a thumbs up, and told him how much it felt to birth the vape smoke.

“You’re making me cum, Michael.”

Micheal looked like he could cry, as he took the vape pen, teasing my hole with it. “Maybe if I push this inside…”

He teased me at first, my hole smoking like a volcano, the pen being a dangling Mayan sacrifice.

But inch by inch, Michael pushed the pen in my hole, like a cradled pack of gum.

“I bet if you try birthing it, you can be my own smoke machine, u/overtlyoverthisshit.”

Michael looked newly inspired, as he palmed himself.

“Push… push for me u/overtlyoverthisshit.”

I looked into his needy eyes and obeyed, holding his hands as my anus puckered with the cool smoke newly pouring out of my cavern, like a gun recently gone off.

I knew, that no matter what happened next, Micheal would be there to put out my smoke.

I was happy.

I was just so happy.