I sexually Identify as a traitor. Ever since I was a recruit I dreamed of being places onto the captain phasmas platoon and stormed into the jakku battles. People say to me that a person being a traitor is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m traitorous. I’m having a rebel alliance put myself into the resistance like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the orangest of outfits from the rebel base. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Traits-A-Lot” and respect my right to betray from above and betray needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a traitorphobe and need to check your traitoring privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.