Ok so the cheese right? Its so amazingly frozen and cold I love how it sticks to my tongue like dippin’ dots. It is truly the best feeling ever. And the flavor its so non-existent which is basically the best part. I love how you can just flip the pizza over, tap it, and boom a bunch of cheese falls off. Licking the cutting board to get all that cheese is the best part of my week. Cooper gets to have fun here too. All the cheese that falls on the ground he gets in a heartbeat. Using a pizza cutter to cut the pizza into reasonable slices to eat? That’s really dumb. I like to work my way around the edges and get that satisfaction from slamming my jaws together through the hard dough. And lets not forget the frozen particles all over the pizza. That’s basically a drink of water in every bite without having to pick up a cup saving you that precious time to chomp down on your pizza. Think about it, you’re technically eating less food because you did only eat one slice of pizza instead of 8. Talk about living a healthy lifestyle amirite? Anyway I’m going to go enjoy my delicious literally frozen pizza while you munch on your Doom potato. Your loss not gonna lie…