Look, I get you want to make sure I know what I’m doing, but, really? Do you seriously need to be 50 grand in debt, waste 4 years of your life, and accumulate a bunch of useless knowledge to install Windows and run an Anti-Virus occasionally? For standard, entry level positions, they should require at the very most, a single certification like CompTIA A+. That way, instead of putting a huge, $100k, bullshit requirement for a comfortable life roadblock in front of 18 year olds, they can actually start getting on with their lives and earning good money at a younger age. Start putting programs in every school where you can earn a certification your senior year and get a good job. Unfortunately, this will never happen unless the government gets ridiculously involved, and there’s too many rich feathers to be ruffled for that to ever happen.

Edit: Who the fuck linked here? My phone is going off like crazy. You fucking asshole.

Edit 2: Let’s get one thing clear, this is my intellectual fucking property. It’s not some joke you can post wherever you want. I even lay claim to the URL. Do not repost this without my consent or I will be forced to take legal action and call my lawyer.

Edit 3: My lawyer, James P Albini will be in contact with you assholes. He does everything from accidents to free speech issues. He’s the real fucking deal. Be scared. Be terrified. Each one of you is about to be paying me 200 bucks a month damages. Keep laughing, shitbirds. The day of reckoning is coming.