He’s about to talk on behalf of the CCP right before his reeducation
He’s about to share some with you, only to take his hand back and eat a handful of them.
His minty fresh breath intoxicates you, and before you realize it, it knocks you out
You wake up in a dark and damp basement
Your hands are strapped to a table, legs too
There is surgical equipment on the table next to you
You hear footsteps
And suddenly 2 people appear
Its…
John Cena and Xi jinping
Xi orders John to remove your feet
For you have ran from the government for far too long
John Cena grabs for the bone saw
In a dark and ominous voice, he tells you
“You should have kept your social credit score higher”
Then he says something sudden and loud in Mandarin
You feel a sharp pain in your left foot
You start to scream in agony
The bone saw hacks through you flesh and bone
Tears fill your eyes, as the sound of your cries echo throughout the room
after a few seconds of unbearable pain, you feel your foot falling off.
John Cena collects it into a bin filled with water
He then proceeds on to your right foot
He saws off your foot with extreme force
You faint.
Moments later, you wake in another room
You notice that the area around your feet have healed, then you look at your hands
Its gone
you look at your arms
Its gone as well
Your scream echoes through the corridor
Your body is strapped to a metal plate
you’re up against a wall
You see a new face
The person has the body of Xi Jinping
But the arms of John Cena
The man announces his presence in a cold voice
“Hello sir, my name is Mao Zedong”
The voice shakes you to the core
“It appears the resurrection worked”
“All I need was the blood of a virgin to complete the transformation”
The last things you see before you close your eyes
(He sent a video of a cat that says: Mao Zedong cat has ordered your execution)
Then your world turns dark
You never wake again