For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? Jack Schitt Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son. Jack In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because they were living with them, they wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they chatted, Schilling and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony The Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He just returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt Now when someone says, You do not know Jack Schitt, you can correct them