I’m not even kidding, I really wish my crush had a dick, don’t get me wrong here, I’ve always been a fully straight man. Still, I’d do whatever for her to could have a big juicy cock.

I can only dream, both of us in bed, taking our clothes off and getting ready to fuck, me thinking I would be on the top and put my penis on her big round ass but oh silly me, she weeps out her majestic cock, and puts me looking down on the bed, I think to myself, “What is happening?, am I hallucinating?, Is this some weird nightmare?” but what I could not have ever imagined was that this would end up being even better than any high budget porno. She puts her gigantic cock inside my ass, then pulls it out, then in again, then out, in, out, in, out, my cock is so erect it quadruples in size, I’m so close to my climax I already feel my semen going through my cock, then, as expected, we both cum, me on the bed, her on my ass.

“Is it over?” I ask to myself, but what I couldn’t imagine was that we were not even on the first chapter of the book. She puts her cock close to my mouth, and I know perfectly what I’m meant to do next, take a chair and hit her on the head until her skull breaks, but the lust is too much. I start sucking her cock like an immortal man sucking a popsicle after being stuck in a desert for millenniums with no water nor liquid to drink, only for her to grab my head and end up face fucking me, ending up in her filling my mouth with so much cum it makes it hard to even breathe.

This is the point where I dont know if I should still call my crush a “her”, a “him”, a “them” an “it” or whatever is the most accurate to it’s body.

I’m tired now, will this ever even end?, doesn’t look like so, it’s cock is in my hand now, I’m scared, but the lust is too much, I start jacking him off, everything is going “well”, until they start cumming directly into my eyes with the strength of a million cannons, I cannot see anything, it all looks blurry, from the room’s window, to her cock, to my cock, I feel like I’m going to pass out.

Suddenly it all fades to black.

Now my vision has returned, I’m in my bedroom, with no traces of my crush or whatever she/he/it/they is now, was it all real?, or did I just wake up from a really weird wet dream?, all my neurons suddenly activate, all two of them, and I finally recognize you’re lookin’ at me for the pay cut
But homicide be looking at you from the face down
What MAC-11 even boom with the bass down
Schemin’, And let me tell you bout my life
Painkillers only put me in the twilight
Where pretty pussy and Benjamin is the highlight
Now tell my mama I love her but this what I like
Lord knows, twenty of ’em in my Chevy
Tell ’em all to come and get me, reapin’ everything I sow
So my karma come in heaven, no preliminary hearings on my record
I’m a motherfucking gangster in silence for the record, uh
Tell the world I know it’s too late
Boys and girls, I think I’ve gone cray
Drown inside my vices all day
Won’t you please believe when I say.

Suddenly, the lust is too much.