The day was cold, about 14 degrees, windchill 10 degrees, every year there was a state exam to test our skills in the four major subjects, today it was history, however it wasn’t the Nazis who were going to be beaten today. We sat in our desks and were handed our test packets, I open the packet and pick up my limited edition BEN 10 Pen, click it 16 times, customary. The essay was on the impact of Imperialism on US Society, I started writing like a mad man, but then it happened. About half way through my hand was cramped, and a master plan came into my head, no pun intended. I would jack off in plain sight, it was the perfect idea, and no one would suspect. I would set them up by pretending to goof off making obvious motions in my pants, then I would lift my pants to the undergarment revealing that I was only kidding of course, but I wasn’t. After my guise was set I slipped my dick through the hole of my boxers, no one suspected a thing! I’ll write an essay with my right hand, and jack off with my left. I’ll whip my cock out…… AND BEAT IT! This went on for a while, but while I was multi tasking, my dick wasn’t the only thing getting harder, I found it difficult to focus. I needed to finish soon if I ever intended to complete my test. I look around, the eyes of my classmates all focused on their papers, I was about to get away with it, but then as if I had fallen asleep and lost all conscienceness until that point in time, my Teacher had announced “10 minutes left”. I sat there stiff, in more ways than one. 10 minutes wasn’t enough for me to finish half of my essay. So, what did I do? I did what any sane man would’ve done in the same situation, I started masturbating so furiously that I ascended and both space and time, by time I had splurged I was the second coming of Buddha, no pun intended. My hand was invigorated with power and my brain revitalized, I pumped out the rest of that essay in 5 minutes. I was using pen, of which was too slow for my godlike writing, so of course there were some errors to be made, but no worries, I had white out on hand… literally. After I was completely finished I blacked out from the pure energy pulsing through my veins, I woke up an hour later, I went home satisfied, and undiscovered . To this day no one knows what happened under that desk, turns out I got an A+ on that test, as the saying goes, an A in the books, is worth a D In the hand. The end.