Doo dee doo, I am just walking along the street. Oh, look, a dollar on the ground. Oh, look, a fiver. Oh, look, a tenner. Oh, look, fifty dollars. Today must be my lucky day.

Hello. I would like to invest this money in Nobody Knows Incorporated. Thank you, Ms. Bank Teller. Have a nice evening.

Extra, read all about it! Nobody Knows Incorporated stocks up by 400%!

Now I’m rich. Today must be my lucky day.

This party is popping. Wow, is that Beyonce?

Hey, Beyonce. Do you want to go on a date with me?

Sure. Jay-Z and I just separated, so I’m looking for a new man. You’ll do.

Thanks, Beyonce! Today must be my lucky day.

Since I’m so lucky, I will try my hand at hacking into the government. I wonder what the password to these government files are? Maybe it’s ‘password.’ Oh, holy shoot. ACCESS GRANTED. Today must be my lucky–

FBI! OPEN UP! You are under arrest for illegal hacking.

Oh frick.