Grab two bowls. Place the bowls right next to each other. Put pistachios in right bowl. Use right hand to pick up pistachio. *<<<Pry pistachio open with both hands(right hand must be on bottom to ensure 100% right hand pistachio luck).Open mouth. Lift right hand to mouth. Chuck pistachio in mouth. Simultaneously you should have disposed of the pistachio shell in your left hand into the left bowl. Keep your left hand above the disposal bowl until you reach to grab another.when picking up pistachio throw the pistachio into left hand with right hand which will then dispose of shell. This is done for accuracy and avoidability of mess>>>* repeat the action in italics at high speed until you have finished speed running the pack of pistachios