He’s about to talk on behalf of the CCP right before his reeducation

He’s about to share some with you, only to take his hand back and eat a handful of them.

His minty fresh breath intoxicates you, and before you realize it, it knocks you out

You wake up in a dark and damp basement

Your hands are strapped to a table, legs too

There is surgical equipment on the table next to you

You hear footsteps

And suddenly 2 people appear

Its…

John Cena and Xi jinping

Xi orders John to remove your feet

For you have ran from the government for far too long

John Cena grabs for the bone saw

In a dark and ominous voice, he tells you

“You should have kept your social credit score higher”

Then he says something sudden and loud in Mandarin

You feel a sharp pain in your left foot

You start to scream in agony

The bone saw hacks through you flesh and bone

Tears fill your eyes, as the sound of your cries echo throughout the room

after a few seconds of unbearable pain, you feel your foot falling off.

John Cena collects it into a bin filled with water

He then proceeds on to your right foot

He saws off your foot with extreme force

You faint.

Moments later, you wake in another room

You notice that the area around your feet have healed, then you look at your hands

Its gone

you look at your arms

Its gone as well

Your scream echoes through the corridor

Your body is strapped to a metal plate

you’re up against a wall

You see a new face

The person has the body of Xi Jinping

But the arms of John Cena

The man announces his presence in a cold voice

“Hello sir, my name is Mao Zedong”

The voice shakes you to the core

“It appears the resurrection worked”

“All I need was the blood of a virgin to complete the transformation”

The last things you see before you close your eyes

(He sent a video of a cat that says: Mao Zedong cat has ordered your execution)

Then your world turns dark

You never wake again