bloody diarrhea is nice because it allows your body to have an epic purge of unimaginable proportions. just knowing an awe-taking battle is going on in your intestines that would make spielberg take notes makes me squeal with joy. it also gives a lot of excitement into your day, as when your stomach starts rumbling you know there is something going on that won’t stop for anything. you are at the mercy of your own body, forced to immediately seek shelter in a toilet or face consequences. the relief you get after making that dump is also incredible, like you just shat out 9 New Jerusalems. the blood also introduces a sense of realism and shock into it, like “holy shit, my body was able to produce that…amazing.” bloody diarrhea is something to behold