You know, in glory of the upcoming new Youtube Rewind 2019 that’ll probably be out in the next week or so, I decided to take a quick trip down memory lane to the Youtube Rewind that was so strongly hated by everybody. And it made me think of my grandfather Carl, who passed away on the 27th of December, the same month that this came out, of lung cancer from an existing injury from his service in Vietnam from 1966 to 1971 in the Air Force. I started crying halfway through, remembering my mom telling me never to touch a cigarette or serve in the military. And as drafting season passed me by, I thought of my grandfather. And when one of my best friends offered me some of his tobacco chew, I turned around and walked away with pride and triumph. But as I reached the end of this video, I wish I had joined the military. I wish I had taken the chew. Because this unholy shitpost with audio and a bunch of unknown youtubers, unimportant events, and completely horrid pop culture references gave me every type of cancer known to man anyway.