So one day , I was just pouring my breakfast cereal at 7:00pm as usual when this Asian guy so bare naked with a dick so microscopic that the completely unnecessary condom he was wearing looked like it must have been glued to his balls! Asian man said in a Liberian accent “Hello. I am Jorge of the Liberian Commission of Naked Asian Men of Brazil, Columbia and Florida and I have detected a virus in your computer and the only way to fix this is to come with me to the Amazon Rainforest. So me and Jorge of the Liberian Commission of Naked Asian Men of Brazil, Columbia and Florida who has detected a virus in my computer took me to the middle of the Amazon Rainforest near the Columbia/Brazil rainforest when suddenly, 50-60 more naked Asian men wearing extra large condoms on micro-penises like Jorge of the Liberian Commission of Naked Asian Men of Brazil, Columbia and Florida who detected a virus in my computer when the all simultaneously ripped off their condoms and revealed they were filled with pumice, the type of rock that can float on water, and they just kept pouring and pouring and the condoms seemed to have no bottom when I realized, Jorge of the Liberian Commission of Naked Asian Men of Brazil, Columbia and Florida who detected a virus in my computer had only just begun to empty the contents of his condom, but rather then pumice, it was a 3 meter long wooden stake and a rope! With the grace of an anime flamingo doing karate he leaped through the air while wrapping the rope around the stake leaving a small opening for my body and plunged it into the ground behind me and quickly tightened the rope as it jerked me off the ground as I was tied defencelessly on the stake when their dicks all grew from inch longs to foot long erections in a matter of a couple seconds. They immediately started screaming and pummelling me with pumice. The pumice pummelling continued for about 7 minutes and they were getting really into it to the point that it was weird. 9 minutes in and I black out and woke up rich with a virus-free computer. Today I am living as a prince in Nigeria definitely not scamming your grandma.