Fuck Nermal. I hate everything about that little piece of gray shit. What a fucking asshole. Count my chins, 1, 2, 3… shut the fuck up! I weigh probably half as much as the shits he takes that count as reproduction for him. “You’re going into orbit, you stupid mutt,” may have described how I feel about Odie, but I think I’d have to launch Nermal into fucking intergalactic space with a quick jab of an anal probe for me to be satisfied. I wish Nermal had infinite shit and cum but they were fed into each of his nostrils with indestructible tubes. Not only that, I wish Nermal was immortal so I could eternally disintegrate his body with shit and cum. I hope that every single part of him gets turn out by an eagle only to regenerate the next morning. I hope that he is put in a straitjacket and forced to sit with pedophile bronies who’ll make rule 34 art out of him and jack him off while he’s looking at it. I hope that the UAE declares Nermal Haram the next time he’s shipped to Abu Dhabi and then passing tourists decide to take out a reciprocating saw and cut him in half. Then I hope they turn Nermal into a second Joe Bonham and Garfield eats his fucking soul while Nermal is still shitting and cumming into his own nose. As candidate for 2024 I will only remove Nermal from existence except in my mind where I torture him forever. Nermal will never be free.