So basically, I (∞M) was tending to my (∞M) garden and shit, when this prick Adam (20M) and his girl (20F) decided to eat my (∞M) tree’s (40?) apple (0.000114155?). This deceptive asshole of a snake (1M) decided to convince these retards (20M, 20F) to eat this apple (0.000114155?), against my (∞M) explicit wishes. As a result, I (∞M) decided to yeet these pricks (20M, 20F) out of my (∞M) garden. I (∞M) feel a little guilty for exposing all of humanity (350,000M, 350,000F) to sin, but they (350,000M, 350,000F) broke the rules (∞). This nigga lucifer (∞M as well) straight up talked mad shit about me (∞M) and tortures souls of people (350,000M, 350,000F) for eternity (∞) for their transgressions against me (∞). Since Adam (20M) ate an apple about an eon (1,000,000,000) years ago, all of humanity (350,000M, 350,000F) deserves to suffer). Reddit (14), am I (∞M) the asshole?