The state of fwowida has asked us to discwose ouw sexuaw cwimes to you we wewe bad, but now we’we good we’we moving into youw neighbouwhood you know we’we twying ouw best to be functioning membews of society we’we not hewe to stawt no twoubwe we’we wegawwy wequiwed to do the “sex offendew shuffwe”

i’m lawwy awthauew and i’ww wefwain fwom touching my neighbouws kid’s again what i did was not to kind but i’m a nice guy, you’ww come to find i’ve got a backyawd and a weaw nice poow y’aww shouwd come ovew fow a bbq we couwd make some cowd dwinks in my bwendew but do keep in mind im a sex offendew

vewnon dougwas is my name my battewy awwest is what bought me fame but thewe’s much mowe to know about me i wove to dance, and i wove to ski i zip and zoom thwough the snow just stwap on my boots and watch me go but i can’t ski untiw decembew so then im just a sex offendew

i’m chawwes dowwing, dwopping whymes i’ve been awwested 7 times i know that sounds wike awot but 3 of those times wewe fow vandawism i feew weaw bad, i got caught i might do it again, pwobabwy not i’m not hewe to make pwetenses i’m hewe ‘cos of my sex offences

i’m sam pound, numbew 1 apowogising fow what i’ve done case you’we wondewing what that was i snuck into a bath woom and ——————— eat those twuffwes i’m hewe to do the sex offendew shuffwe

sax sowo

hey evewybody i’m lauwa hughes pwoving that giwws can do it too and by it i mean touch youw cousin was it wowth it? no it wasn’t you wont find me in youw chiwd’s pway set ‘cos i’ve gotta weaw this anckwe bwacewet i’m not hewe to go on a bendew i’m hewe because im a sex offendew

last name buwmhowdt, fiwst name mawc i’m moving in somewhewe on youw bwock not in a house, but in a van if you need me to move it, i suwe can the wast thing i want is any twoubwe i’ve weawnt my wesson fwom the sex offendew shuffwe

i’m the one they caww awthuw chase they said i didn’t have to show my face my fiwst twiaw ended in a hung juwy if i’m found guiwty tey’ww unbwuw me i’m not the necwophiwiac awthuw chase, thats a diffewent awthuw chase i’m not hewe to be my own defendew i’m hewe because i’m possibwy a sex offendew

okay weaw quick i’m not wike these peopwe, okay this is an extowtion pwot by my wife who’s the onwy witness and she’s twying to take away my kids and if shotgun cocking i’m not hewe to pack my duffwe, i’m hewe to do the sex offendew shuffwe

the state of fwowida has asked us to discwose ouw sexuaw cwimes to you we wewe bad, but now we’we good we’we moving into youw neighbouwhood we’we obwiged to admit the cwimes of which we wewe convicted we’we not hewe to stawt twoubwe we’we wegawwy wequiwed to do the “sex offendew shuffwe”

guitaw sowo