Dude holy fucking shit I hate the god damn Roanoke colony so fucking much. Going through elementary school in North Carolina we learned about that shit LITERALLY EVERY YEAR and they always presented it to us as some huge ancient mystery that was super unanswered when a class of elementary schoolers and anyone with a fucking brain can figure out that they just fucking joined up with the native Americans. We watched this documentary at least 3 times about how they had discovered some “Virginia Dare Tablets” and I cannot emphasize to you enough how little I cared about them and how fucking insignificant they are like the documentary was like “wow this shines new light on the story!” NO IT DOESNT HOLY SHIT it literally isn’t even confirmed to be related. Virginia Dare can suck my fat fucking dick and I don’t understand how they taught us this shit every year when they could have taught like, Blackbeard, or literally anything else please just not the fucking lost colony. I WISH they had all been massacred just so we didn’t have to hear about it anymore. Holy fuck.