Hello redit i had a funny dream where Jeffry Epstein, the infamous financier, stood confidently in front of the camera, a mischievous glint in his eyes. He adjusted his glasses, cleared his throat, and began his speech.”I, Jeffry Epstein,I am not dead!” he declared dramatically, as if announcing the most groundbreaking news of the century. “But, in fact, I was secretly wearing an Obama costume!” The audience gasped, fearing yet another twist jeffrey Epstein chuckled, relishing in the disbelief coursing through the nation. Obama stepped forward, unzipping the monkey costume to reveal jeffry Epstein hiding inside. “See! It’s me, Jeffry Epstein!” he exclaimed, his voice trembling with both excitement and a touch of insanity. The room erupted with a mix of horrified screams and nervous laughter. The nation watched in uneasy anticipation of what Epstein had to say next. “And I’m here to talk to you about your children’s safety,” Epstein continued, his voice dripping with insincerity. “How about you send them to my island?” with that he ripped off his clothes grabbed a child and ran away naked.