1. Dear Kind Sir Good argument but unfortunately, your mother. Now the reason why you have lost is simple: I have insulted your kin and therefore you will and shall be offended. It is a grave misdeed to underestimate me or my witty repertoire. There is not a single thing you can do now, not a single action you can take that can escape from the all knowing all seeing all powerful “your mother”. My good fellow do you not understand what you have done? Victory was so close, our altercation had reached its limit but “your mother” comes back to strike you barehanded. Your defeat comes through in 3 points which I will address: First of all you attacked me and berated me, punished and annoyed me, and in the end it was irrelevant. There is no greater insult than insulting the woman who birthed you and as such you must be annihilated in both body and soul by now. I do not care. The second point I must address is how long you should be offended for. Now this is an interesting question because it does not take into account the personal feelings of the one being destroyed or whether they even have a mother- indeed what if one only cared about their “father?” this is a difficult one I must confess but at minimum if you do INDEED take offence at having your mother be insulted like this I think a fortnight of loathing in silence alone should do you well. Third of all consider the feelings of the rest of your family: Do they even care about their mother being insulted? Who knows but inform them regardless. Our war of wits is over. You should’ve seen it coming, you should’ve reacted in time but I was too quick and here we are my bosom friend. Your line of reasoning was flawed, your arguments crumbled and in the end what do you have now? Your mother has been discredited and slandered and there is nothing you can do. Im sorry. I truly am. I wish it didn’t have to end this way. I wish I wasn’t forced to do this. But you took my hand and made me say “Your Mother” Sincerely Good Fellow.