the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alex Lynx. I have been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven’t coomed yet! Its time to hop on my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip, bloodshot, semi-chub, with my roiled doom fist once again! *typing noises* i-is is that a female girl?! *groans* I-I *fapping* I m-must-