A buddy of mine served in Afghanistan, and he said that the only place to masturbate with any privacy was the port-o-porty. Combining the long stretches of boredom with the intervals of high stress, he spent alot of taking care of himself in there. So much so that he started to develop a pavlovian response to the smell of a Port-o-potty, and would start getting hard.

All that’s to say.

Leave these veterans alone.