Don’t get me wrong, I live in a household where wasting food is a crime to humanity. In fact, my mom makes me leave no single grain of rice on a plate until I’m done with it.



It’s pissing me off, but I couldn’t do anything about. That’s why I’ve decided to get creative (Thinking outside of the box, as you call it XD!)



Every time I serve myself a bowl of peaches, I whip my dick out under the table, split the juicy crevice, hollow the pit out, and probe my tip deep inside the flesh. After I’m done shooting bursts of cum inside the moist, juicy void, I discard the the jizz-filled peach in the trashcan.



If there’s family around at the dinner table, I usually just shove the fruit inside of my boxers and go to town there.. One time at lunch my brother caught me doing it, but he didn’t mind it because he does the same thing with grapefruits anyway.



The whole idea is that I’m not technically ‘wasting’ the food even if I didn’t eat it. Think of it as nature’s fleshlight. Why buy a 60$ silicon gripper when you can open up the fridge and ejaculate into something that’s WAY cheaper AND has benefits to your skin? I’ve heard it soothes smegma too!
And for the ladies, just pleasure yourself with a cucumber. It’s way more ergonomic too.