FUCKING HELL IM SO PISSED OFF BY THOSE FAGGOTS, FUCK, O LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A HARDCORE GOURMAND I AM THE SPICIEST IN THE WORLD OO WHAT A GOOD SPICY, DID YOU HEAR ME – SPICY MUSTARD. OR “OO IMMA BUY SOME CHIPS, BUT NOT ONES THAT ARE TASTY, THEY GOTTA BE SPICY, IM BETTER BECAUSE I EAT SPICY AND WHATS WITH YALL STILL MERE PAPRIKA OR ONION? I DEVOUR WASABI, TASTES LIKE VINEGAR WITH PEPPER BUT I GORGE MYSELF WITH IT, A FUCKING DELICACY IT IS, WAS IT A TINY BIT SPICIER ID FUCK MY POP NO HOLES BARRED THATS HOW AROUSED ID BE, ID ALSO START A THREAD ABOUT THAT SPICENESS AND FIRE AND HELL. I UNDERSTAND GIVING THE TASTE A DISTINCTION BUT RENDERING THE DISH TASTELESS FOR THE DUBIOUS PLEASURE OF A BURNING MOUTH? YOU CHOKE, SWEAT AND SNOT. IT IS COMPARABLE TO THE BLISS OF GAGGING ON A DICK. A TRUE FUCKING SHOW BEGINS WHEN SOME TOUGH GUY CAN PROVE HIMSELF, IN A PIZZERIA OR IN HIS KITCHEN. SO WAT UP JOHN LETS ORDER A PIZZA, UBER-DIABLO-MEXICANO-DOUBLE-BURNER-SUPREME WITH EXTRA CHILLI PEPPERS, HAHA IT AINT SPICY AFTER ALL, I DONT KNOW HOW YOU CAN EAT SOMETHING SO INSIPID xD SO WHAT DO YOU WANT A BITE WILL? HERE TAKE THE MILK DOE CAUSE YOU DONT WASH IT DOWN WITH WATER XD BUT NOW BRB GOTTA GO TAKE MY SCHORCHING SHIT, AHH THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A BRUTAL BURNING ASS AND JERKING OFF TO HORSERADISH.