Greetings, mr. Field, Garfield if I may.
I am a huge fan and advocate of your hatred toward the day on the Gregorian Callander known as Monday (the day after Sunday and the day before Tuesday, for clarification). As I am writing this Monday edges ever closer and I cannot put into words how much this makes my blood boil, how much it grinds my gears. And to put it frankly, really cheeses me off (I apologise for my crude language mr. Field). The reason I am contacting you is to ask if you would like to join my movement of “just ignore Monday’s, they’ll go away eventually”. I only created this movement recently but I believe if we can recruit enough people to our cause and if they also “choose to just ignore Monday’s” we can shorten the week to just 6 days and eradicate Monday’s.

Mr. Field if you choose to respond to my request for aid I believe this would further our cause by leaps and bounds.

Sincerely, a man that hates Monday’s just as much as you