Hi Billy Mays here just to tell you: Don’t think about commenting “first” mother fuckers or I will shove this bottle of Oxi-Clean™ so far up your ass you will not shit for weeks because it will be cleaned by the power of Oxi-Clean™ as all your shit goes through your digestive track giving you Oxi-Clean™ freshness. And once you’re all out of that can it’s going to take more than the tough stains for you to get that can of Oxi-Clean™ out!