\-REP
This guy opened the door of the stall I was in at the YMCA bathrooms and he stared at me taking a piss and I said ”Dude, can you like, go?” and then he walked in casually, closed the door, kneel’d down in front of me and pulled out a plastic bag of HAM and said “Dude, want some ham??” and I simply couldn’t resist. I grabbed the bag of HAM and he said “That’s gonna be 10 bucks, dude.” I hand him the ten when he suddenly grabs my shoulders, pulls me close, and licks my eyes and says “Bro, you’re like… HAM-y, y’know?”
Moral of the story; don’t let this guy bribe you into making HAM deals, cus he’ll lick your eyelids and make you blind.
P.S. Gimme back my eyesight