It was a warm March day. I was sitting on my couch enjoying a small pouch of Mott’s Fruit Snacks. Among the apples, pears, and grapes a noticed an intruder: a carrot shaped gummy. I lifted the suspicious gelatinous clump into my mouth and bit in. Alas, it ha as much flavor as a sheet of paper. I knew immediately what had happened. A group of infidels had snuck a carrot gummy into my pure fruit snacks and made them haram. The Great Satan has creeped into every aspect of our daily lives-even our fruit snacks.