JAY JAY ALLIN?!???!!!!!

THERE ARE MANY MANY COMPLEX CHARACTERS IN ANIME!

A VERY UNDERRATED EXAMPLE WOULD HAVE TO BE G.G ALLIN FROM THE HIT BAND “G.G ALLIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS”

YOU THINK YOU KNOW PUNK ROCK KID?! I SEE YOU SPORTING THAT SEX PISTOL SHIRT! THINKING YOU’RE HOT FUCKING SHIT HUH?! YEAH YOU’RE FUCKING EDGY WOW WHOA!!! GUESS WHAT KID? YOU’RE FUCKING NOTHING!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO G.G ALLIN IS??? THE KING OF THE UNDERGROUND MAN! HUH!!! WOW!!!! GUESS WHAT KID? YOU’RE GOING NOWHERE….. YOU’RE GOING NO WHERE!!!!!

JAY JAY ALLIN WAS THE FIRST MAN IN HISTORY TO GO FROM BART SIMPSON ,TO MILLHOUSE, TO OTTO MAN AND HE DIED AS KIRANEE…. WOW GOLLY!!!! HIS FIRST NAME WAS ACTUALLY JESUS CHRIST ALLIN BECAUSE HIS FATHER KNEW THAT HE IS GOING TO BECOME THE MESSIAH OF ROCK AND ROLL! G.G HOWEVER WENT BY G.G BECAUSE HE WAS A FAN OF THE “GO-GO’S”.

AFTER PLAYING IN A FEW BANDS AS DRUMMER, G.G ALLIN FINALLY BECAME A FRONT MAN WITH THE JABBERS. IT WAS LIKE A MORE WHILD IN-YOUR-FACE ROCK AND ROLLIN VERSION OF THE RAMONES. G.G HAD SOMETHING MANY PEOPLE LACKED…. ATTITUDE!
HE WAS LIKE THE SEGA GENESIS OF THE PUNK ROCK WORLD, HE COULD HAVE BEEN THE NEXT LOU REED OR JIM MORRISON BUT UH NO HE GOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS ”CRACK”. UH BROKE UP WITH THE JABBERS AND GOT INTO A DIVORCE. BUT THAT DIDN’T STOP G.G! J J ALLIN WAS THE FRONT MAN OF MANY MANY BANDS IN THE MID 80S. THE MODT POPULAR ONE OF THIS ERA WAS “THE SCUMFUCS”, HIS LYRICS WERE MORE VULGAR AND RAW MORE ANGER WAS INTO HIS SPIRIT. J J ALLIN WASN’T YOUR TYPICAL AVERAGE MAN. NO! G.G ALLIN WAS A REAL MAN! HE DIDN’T LET SOCIETY TELL HIM WHAT TO DO, G.G TOLD SOCIETY WHAT HE WANTED TO DO AND HE WANTED TO UH.. JERK OFF ON STAGE LIKE A REAL MAN!!! ALL OF G.G’S IDOLS FROM THE 70’S TURNED INTO 80’S NEW WAVE JACK-OFFS, SO G.G ALLIN KNEW THAT IT WAS UP TO HIM TO SAVE ROCK AND ROLL! J J ALLIN DIDN’T DO A PUSSY BITCH CRIME LIKE RAPE OR MURDER NO NO NO! G.G ALLIN DID A REAL CRIME!….. HE CURSED ON A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF THIS, G.G ALLIN SERVED TWO YEARS IN PRISON…. BUT HEY HE MET SOME WACKY FACES LIKE JOHN WAYNE GACY. AFTER BEING RELEASED FRIM BUTTHOLE TOUCHING BILL, J.G ALLIN COULD FINALLY CALL HIMSELF A REAL TOUGH GUY. WITH THIS NEW TOUGH-GUY-ACT, G.G ALLIN WAS CONTACTED BY RADIO DISNEY. RADIO DISNEY WHAT WAS LIKE “HEY WE GOT THE MURDER JUNKIES WHY DON’T YOU COLLAB WITH THEM?” AND G.G ALLIN DID AND THAT’S HIW GLG ALLIN AND THE MURDER JUNKIES WERE BORN. THERE WAS FIGHTS, BRAWLS, BEER BOTTLES EVERYWHERE AND…. SHIT BECAUSE G.G ALLIN WOULD FLING SHIT AT HIS AUDIENCE. HE WAS POPULAR IN GERMANY FOR A REASON. STANLEY KUBRICK WAS A BIG FAN OF G.G ALLIN AND THE MURDER JUNKIES, SO HE WAS LIKE “HEY! WHY DON’T YOU GUYS DO THE SOUNDTRACK FOR MY HIT MOVIE “SURF NINJAS”!”

J J ALLIN WAS THE REAL DEAL AND HE WAS GOING PLACES, BUT HE KINDA ACCIDENTALLY UH…… FELL INTO A PUBLIC POOL WITH A TOASTER….. SO UH….. YEAH, G.G ALLIN IS KIND OF DEAD.