Well, my tail got run over by a pickup. I’m the lonesomest dog in town. My girlfriend left me for a Bassett Hound (she did). If we walked out the door today, well, we might just save some face. We’ve got a snowball’s chance in Texas to win this race. A snowball’s chance in Texas, in a hot El Nino summer. A snowball’s chance in Texas, to come in first place. If we can’t reach Vega too, there ain’t nothing we can do. We’ve got a snowball’s chance in Texas to win this race. Listen up now. I’ve got more blue than Bebe, and a Rottweiler ate my lunch, hey! I’m scratchin’ at the fleas I got from Munch. Thanks a lot, buddy. With my bliddy and my bloom, and that evil Dr. Zoom. We’ve got a snowball’s chance in Texas to win this race. Everybody sing now! A snowball’s chance in Texas, in a hot El Nino summer. A snowball’s chance in Texas, to come in first place. Well, if we can’t reach Vega too, there ain’t nothing we can do. (What are you smiling at?) We’ve got a snowball’s chance in Texas to win this race. Uh-huh. We’ve got a snowball’s chance in Texas to win this race.