People don’t just go around recommending web browsers to each other. Why are we being asked this? Who initiated the first thought of this question? At what point in time did humans decide to recommend such a common mode of internet browsing to each other?

As I clicked upon this question my fate was sealed. I heard the garage door slam as my wife finally left, realizing I was too incompetent to ignore a question such as this one. My children are screaming my name, they long for me to escape this eternal abyss that is the arbitrary questionnaire. My computer screen melts and fades as I look on in horror and awe of the supernatural question that is this one. The paint peels around me as my pets’ carcasses lay rotting on the carpet, ignored by me as I am too entrenched in glossing over the question for all eternity.

What does it mean? Who began this? Why was I chosen to answer this? For I alone do not know how to submit, how to answer, no, how to *live* with being asked a question such as this one.

I stare at my Google Chrome browser that is currently opened to a meme review video that has long since been forgotten. Is Chrome truly the best browser? Why else would I be asked such an ambiguous question as to weigh its benefits against the competition? I stare, my eyes watering yet dry, my stomach empty yet filled somehow, my mind racing yet remaining still. Already the house has crumbled around me and the bodies of my loved ones lay as mere skeletons. Truly this is my fate, to eternally guard the secret of the best browser, to eternally ponder the thought: How likely would I be to recommend Chrome to a friend or colleague? Truly the question remains forever unanswered as all I have ever known has died in screaming silence around me – only I remain, and yet I have sunken into obscurity even then. I touch the void as the earth is plunged into the eternal fire as the universe collapses around me. I have been cursed with the knowledge of the best browser and yet am unable to share this wealth I possess, especially now that I am the final, inevitable form that walks across the nullified universe. Cursed by Chrome to forever think and ponder my mortality against the power that is Google. Forever I will roam the empty wastes of this desolate destination, the sole proprietor of my cursed knowledge.

Yeah, I’d prolly recommend Chrome if someone had doubts tho, no question there.