Look at these titles! “Baseball”, “Basketball”, “Football”, not this “Madden” shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee’s pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: It’s MOTHERFUCKIN’, GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN’, FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING FOOTBALL!