I have cats. Their bowel movements are haunting me.

My lady cat woke me up in the middle of the night, wailing like a banshee. I picked her up to comfort her, only to discover that while her back smelled like cinnamon, her butt smelled like she fudged her Huggies.

Startled, I dropped my furry little peanut, eyeing her quizzically.

It turned out she crapped herself because she thought I was stealing her poops from her litterbox. 🙁