Yes, I’m lonely and I really think posting chain mail on Snapchat will get me a GF. But really I think I’ll have better luck getting a Roblox GF. Roblox GF’s are just objectively better, but I’m sure you non-Robloxers don’t know about that, so let me explain. First, I won’t have to spend any real money on her because I’ll be able to buy anything her heart desires with my endless supply of Robux, courtesy of my sick hacking skills. In fact, I once beat an entire team of FBI agents in a game of Roblox Fortnite, and they immediately offered me the position of director due to my skills. I declined of course, because those simpletons would only slow me down. The real goal of all of this was to simply show my Roblox GF my inherent greatness, which she won’t be able to deny. After that, we’ll get married and take down the EU on our honeymoon once those incompetent fools ban memes. This will also show her how valiant and brave I am. There will be no doubt she’ll love me after that, she’ll beg to move in with me and out of her Roblox parents’ house, because they don’t approve of our love. They’ll come around in time, however, and in the end we’ll all live in the mansion I’ve purchased with my skillfully jacked Robux.