One of the very few games I personally consider a masterpiece. At the time of this review I have gifted this game to nearly everyone on my friend list and probably have funded Huniepop 2. Allow me to demonstrate WHY this game is worth the $60.
The game is built like crack. Everybody says it’s just Candy Crush with anime tiddies but that’s a huge understatement. I’ve played both, this is an actual good version of Candy Crush. Even the fricking games that try to copy Candy Crush don’t even come close to this sh(poop)it. You just keep going on dates and oops you’ve gone through all the damn girls and before you know it, 3 days have gone by. Then this fricking fairy bi(friendly woman)tch says you unlocked a new difficulty then you need to go through the game again because you suddenly just feel the need to become the ultimate anime tiddy master. Don’t think for a fat fricking second this game is going to go easy on your either. This sh(poop)it can get hard, aggressive, and unforgiving all while Kyu jerks off in the corner laughing at you. You come here for some nice anime tiddies and maybe choke the chicken a little, but end up finding out the puzzle sh(poop)it can get complicated and the characters have incredible sass. Game of the Year every year. Let’s go through some of the gals.
Aiko “frick these birds” Yumi: Asian bit(lovely woman)ch that you can be incredibly racist towards by giving chopsticks and rice balls then later giving some more balls and she still bangs you. She teaches or some sh(poop)it too. Quality woman.
Audrey “did I hurt your wh(femoid)ore feelings” Belrose: Absolute bad bit(nice lady)ch. It doesn’t matter if you would let her step on you or not she’s going to anyway. Tsundere? Nah cu(hello in Australian)nt this is a megabit(wife material)ch. One of my favorites. Bottoms up bit(thots)ches!
Beli “with love” Lapran: Indian woman, can be cute sometimes I guess but I’m incredibly disappointed she doesn’t take a fat dump on you in the sex scene. Once you meet the other girls you’ll probably forget about her. Shame, because she is such a sweetie.
Jesse “mommy” Maye: When I had my mother play this game, her favorite was Jesse. Pornstar, cougar, really sexual blah blah. Jesse seems like a typical character to have in a porn game so she floats to the back of your mind after a bit. Once you learn her last name though it sorta hits you that it sounds a bit familiar.
Kyanna “\[REDACTED\]” Delrio: Latina, gym rat. Overall nice girl. She has a kid though so I recommend a nut and go. Ejaculate and evacuate. Blow your skeet then hit that yeet.
Lola “why is her hair like that” Rembrite: Woman of color, flight attendant or something idk her is chest fricking huge though.
Nikki “Pepe” Ann-Marie: Liberal. Disregard.
Tiffany “whats shakin bacon” Maye: I didn’t appreciate this wonderful gal until several years later when I replayed this game. She’s your typical modest nice girl but a freak behind closed doors. A solid ideal woman for real life preferences. Unfortunately this is a hentai game and we’re here for unrealistic women that are freaks of nature. So by those laws she is worst girl.
\–SPOILER GIRLS–
Kyu “thanks for the sex homie” Sugardust: She’s the first one you see, and the one that beats the frick out of your expectations for the game. You stroll in for a cheesy hentai game and she pulls out the, and I quote, “That’s a fat load of sh(poop)it and you know it.” Don’t lie, you were just as surprised as the rest of us.
Momo: Cat girl, you might think she’s all cute and innocent, but that’s how she gets you. You’re gonna be talking to this bit(totally not underaged)ch, right? Then she’s going to say “Time for a kitty quiz!” At first you’re all like “Aww okay yeah this is cute and suits her.” You’ll think you know the answer then it turns out to be wrong and you get pi(very happy)ssed after the 4th wrong answer. You try to Google it but suddenly Momo has a fricking gun and–
Celeste “GOOD LORD” Luvendass: Ayy lmao, bounty hunter. When you first see her the first words coming out your mouth is probably going to be “Oh my GOD” Bro, she got built in lubricant, alien pu$$y got me actin strange fr.
Theiatena “uhhhh” Venus: Everything you’ve done, all the nut, all the sacrifice, has led to this. Venus is the goddess of love and the final boss of the game. Just put it in her butt and you’ll be good to go.
TLDR: So, basically, I’m frick anime girls. Game is good, buy it.