Tetris is the perfect sex game, think about it. It’s about matching tetromino figures perfectly, filling holes with line blocks, it’s the perfect metaphor for penis and vulva. You can also choose how rough you it’s gonna be, pick a comfortable speed and ram it in or slowly descend it. All the tetromino shapes are extremely suggestive: L block is obviously also a cock, but at a different angle with balls visible, squiggly block is a woman in doggy style pose, T block is a man with hard cock, squre block can be many things, but I imagine it as a Minecraft Alex’s boob. I like to masturbate while playing this classic game and you should too.