One late night I was walking home from the apple juice factory, when in the distance I here, “VIBE CHECK”, I proceed to turn around and what do I see, Obama running towards me. Without having time to think, Obama tackled me and started beating the shit out of me, one punch, two punch, three punch, four pun… then I was out. I later woke up in my house, with family guy playing on the TV and my apple juice next to me.