Yep, it’s that time of the month again — **Pride Month**. And we all know how most people react to this: *”Oh, great….Here go the companies again with their ‘support’ for the LGBTQ+ community, just so they can shamelessly make some Benjamins off of these schmucks.”*

Now, folks, needless to say, I feel the same way — but not necessarily for the reasons you’d think. See, my distaste in these companies is because they’re doing it ALL WRONG.The following info below is how ***I*** GET, SHIT, DONE, and TRULY show my support for the LGBTQ+ community — and this is how the blatantly greedy, faceless corporations/businesses need to follow suit:

First things first, all straight people need to have some hot, sticky, steamy, sensual, make-you-want-to-moan-and-beg-4-more-genital-gravy-soup **gay sex**. That’s right, that’s how a REAL **HARD** muthafucka gets it done! I don’t wanna hear no pussy shit from straight folks like, “Ewww, WTF?! Omg, bro!! Are you fucking crazy and stupid?!” Bitch, who the fuck you think you talkin’ to with that pussy-ass fuckin’ talk?! Certainly not **me**, the truly supportive straight guy who’s taken 5 **BIG-RIG, DIESEL-SIZED COCKS** up his ass every day since June 1st (and will continue until June 30th); 5 cocks to represent the 5 letters in LGBTQ! And don’t even get me started on how I **vigorously, Herculeanly** slobbered ALLLLLLL OVER those fucking cocks until they ruptured onto my face (and front, upper body).

Now, don’t think that I forgot about the women — straight women, of course. What they need to do is roughly the same thing: suck, squelch and scissor at least 5 pussies a day until June 30th. **DO IT!** It better be **Knott’s Soak City** or **Raging Waters** by the time this month is over!

Last but not least, we can’t forget about the trans community. So, what better way to show our gracious support than to don a fake pussy (if you’re a man) or a dildo (if you’re a woman) over our groan area and to engage in some freaky deaky, volcanically **HOT** acts of nature with actual trans people. Hell, even better if we’re talkin’ a cesspool of orgies amongst cocks, pussies, and whatchmacallits.

All of **THIS** is what corporations/businesses should really do to show their unwavering support for the LGBTQ+ community; all of **THIS** is what the suits/executives at the top should really do; and it needs to be publicly broadcasted for the world to see.