Look man, I know you didn’t find my joke funny but I’ll have you know that my “unfunny” and “shitty” joke is actually high quality and your tiny brain can’t comprehend the funny of my joke.

I went to comedy school and scored top of my class, I know what it is that makes something considered funny. Did you spend four years of your life and took hundreds of thousands of dollars in student debt to be a certified funny man? Didn’t think so.

So how about you check your facts and get educated. Then try and call me unfunny. Ok buddy