anteaters
i’ve been thinking a lot about anteaters recently.
anteaters are bad animals. Their faces are dumb and they scare me. You cannot change my mind.
anteaters are unequivocally the worst animal to walk the planet
the problem with anteaters right is that one, imago being named after the thing you eat, what unoriginal person did that? number two, they just look weird! they’re wrong they’re long and they’re just like ew have u seen their tails??!? YEAH EW HATE THEM hate them i htate it.

i think they are ridiculous looking and awful animals. i think that whoever designed the anteater actually two issues i have right number one they look really ridiculous like pointlessly stupidly designed look like a broom like someone just attached a broom to it and the tail is like twice the size of the actual body of the anteater right? ridiculous and it’s face looks stupid it’s like the shape of a semi-circle the entire body of the creature? ridiculous. bad animal. not only that but they named it “ant-eater” like could you imagine if they called humans “burger-eaters” or some like – wha? who came up with this… it just angers me. they’re bad animals and i loathe them. just look at a picture of them. there’s this thing called an “okapi” or something witch is like a deer and a zebra had a baby and it looks equally ridiculous.
did u know anteaters like their tongues are like coated in this sticky stuff right and the whole thing is they jam it into like the anthill okay? and then when they reel it back in it’s got all the ants stuck to it imagine how much dirt they eat with the ants just anteaters man like. i have my opinion. i’ve been doing a lot of thinking, still about anteaters honestly, i’ve still got a lot to sorta mull over. u wanna know something weird about dolphins guys? they use weird sounds to think it’s up. anteaters have no teeth. just awful animals. dreadful creatures dude. literally no teeth. i guess u don’t need teeth if u eat ants. they just suck em up they just absorb . anteaters belong to the same group as like echidnas and aardvarks and things i think? yk the thing like the thing that really bothers me ab them right is that the majority of anteaters are pretty normal looking like if you look up different kinds of anteaters the majority of them is the giant anteater yk the ones with the thing well they’re not actually that big they’re just kind of regular size like normal anteater size i would go as far to say and they’re the ones with the long snouts with the big ole tongues right but the thing is their tails are the things that put me off coz it just looks like another furry anteater strapped on the back of the regular anteater and i hate it. a lot. i hate the way that their tongues are long and sticky i hate the fact that they eat what their namesake is and what else do they identify with apart from the face that they eat ants? like they could’ve just picked ANYTHING else in the whole world and they eat 30 thousand a day and there’s more ants on the planet than there are humans and yk what i hate about them? their LOW BODY TEMPERATURE! 32.7 degrees celsius like what do they think? wait that’s not actually that low lol i mean it’s low but not like unbelievably low. i think my body temperature is quite average imma go get a thermometer.


so it’s 37 degrees celsius.

and that’s quite similar to an anteater
am i quite similar to an anteater in a lot of ways then? wait six degrees lower is way colder. they think they can just have a lower body temperature and be more efficient coz they don’t have to heat their bodies up as much.

i’ve really enjoyed this actually lol. but i might be similar to an anteater and that’s just really annoyed me so bye.