Am I The ONLY Woman Who Scratches and Sniffs?!

Using an alt for reasons which are obvious.
Guys, I can’t be the only girl to scratch and sniff. I just can’t. I see this all the time on /r/Askreddit or other defaults: dudes talking about the pinch and roll, that strange primal urge which drives them to scratch their balls and smell their hands afterwards and derive some bizarre, unidentifiable pleasure from the whole dirty process.

I CAN’T be the only girl who, when sitting alone in her room, will sometimes stick her hand down the front of her pants and scratch and then subsequently sniff her fingers. I can’t be the only woman who, when reading in bed, will sometimes, without intending to, reach down the front of her underwear, idly twirl her finger around the tufts of her pubic hair, do a little drum beat on her labia, and then take a good long whiff to see what’s cooking tonight.

I can’t be the only one to do this and do it all the time and enjoy it while simultaneously not enjoying it.
Please.

God.

I feel so alone.

Help.

Someone tell me I’m not the only one.