**I FUCKING HATE CHANGE! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT 1.17, THE CAVES AS CODED BY MY GOD NOTCH SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN KILLED BY BEING CHANGED TO LOOK MORE UNIQUE AND INTERESTING!11 THEY WERE PERFECT AS A BUNCH OF THIN, NARROW NOODLES AND LAVA POCKETS!!! REVERT THE CAVES MOUNTAINS AND WORLD HEIGHT TO SAVE MY NOSTALGIA AND THE HOLY DREAM VISIONS OF NOTCH, OR I WILL FUCKING SHRED JEB’S FUCKING RECTUM WITH MY 1-MILLIMETER DICK FOR HIS HERESY!**

HERE IS FUCKING WHY:

* WHAT HAS THIS UPDATE DONE TO MY SPECIAL EXTREME HILL?! IT IS NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE AND IS **FUCKING DEAD** because shitty dumb mountain replaced it! This feels like not Minecraft anymore, but FUCKING DUMB MODDED. **IT’S MINECRAFT NOT MOUNTAINCRAFT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.**

* NO FUCKING WAAAAAAAAYYYYY WHY THE FUCK DID JAPPA HAVE TO FUCKING KILL THE OLD ORE TEXTURES HE HAD ALREADY KILLED TWO YEARS AGO IN 1.14 BY CHANGING THEM DESPITE THE DIAMOND ONE BEING MOSTLY UNTOUCHED NoOoOoOoOoOo0OOOO THEY HAVE GONE TOO FUCKING FAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!111shift1!! NUUUUU **JEB, GEORGENOTFOUND AND ALL OTHER COLORBLIND PEOPLE WHO DEVELOP OR PLAY MINECRAFT SHOULD BE BURNED AT THE STAKE IN REAL LIFE WITH THEIR FAMILIES BEING FORCED TO WATCH AND REMINDED THAT THEY’RE NEXT FOR THEIR HERESY OF KILLING MY GOD NOTCH’S LEGACY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY MY NOSTALGIAAAAAA!** I DON’T CARE IF THE NEW ONES ARE MORE CONSISTENT WITH COPPER AND NETHER GOLD OR ARE MORE UNIVERSALLY DISTINGUISHABLE, COLORBLIND PEOPLES EXISTENCE KILLED THE HOLY DREAM VISIONS OF NOTCH SO THEY MUST DIIIIEEE! AAAAAAAAAH!

* FUCK THE WARDENS THEY ARE TOO FUCKING SCARY AND TOO FUCKING HARD FOR MY ELECTRON-SIZED BRAIN!

* NOOOOOO THEY REPLACED STONE WITH BLACK BEDROCK NOOOOOOOOOOO BLACKSTONE ISN’T SPECIAL ANYMORE NOOOOOO WHY DID THEY ADD A LAYER BELOW Y=0 0 IS THE BOTTOM AND THE BEDROCK LEVEL SHOULD NEVER EEEVER EEVER EEEEEEEEEEEVER BE CHANGED! AND ALSO NOW I **ACTUALLY HAVE TO STRATEGIZE TO FIND MY ORES INSTEAD OF JUST BEING ABLE TO FIND EVERYTHING BY ENDLESSLY STRIPMINING AT Y12 NOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOooOOoOO!!!!1111111!!!!**

* SHRIIIIIIEEEEEECCCCC WHAT HAS THIS UPDATE DONE TO MY SPECIAL SKYBASE AT Y255?! IT IS NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE AND IS FUCKING FUCKING DEAD BECAUSE THEY RAISED THE HEIGHT LIMIT 2 Y320 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL FUCKING FUCK FUCKING JEB TO DEATH THROUGH THE ASS WITH MY ONE-MILLIMETER DICK WITH HIS FAMILY BEING FORCED TO WATCH AND REMINDED THAT THEY’RE NEXT FOR HIS HERESY OF CHANGING THE ONE THING THAT HASN’T BEEN CHANGED SINCE THE TIME OF NOOOOOOOOTCH!

* STUPID SHITTY MODDED AXOLOTLS AND MOUNTAIN GOATS **SHOULD BE EXTINCT IN REAL LIIIIIFE**, BECAUSE THE LLAMA AND FISH MOB ARE NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE NOOOOOOOO!

* GREEN CAVES AND STALACTITES SUCK BECAUSE THEY TAKE AWAY THE SIMPLICITY OF THE GAAAAME!

* BUNDLES SUCK BECAUSE THEY TAKE AWAY THE CHALLENGES OF TOOLS AND POTIONS BEING UNSTACKABLE- and also, SHULKERS ARE NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoOoOoOoooOOOO!!!!1!