Smelly Cock – Full Story
Our school does things called “Smelly Cock Test”, which made Middle School the worst two years of my entire life. Every day, a smelly cock test was preformed, and it was an important part of the grade. I have very big nuts, and they are very stinky because I simply cannot wash them, so the teacher would put their nose up to my cock, upon smelling my cock, they would have an eye-wateringly painful smell entering their nose. The principle of my school (Tickly Tip Middle School) was nice, and let me grade myself. It didn’t seem like a big deal at first, but then I realized, I cant preform on my own balls because they are simply too big. I ended up getting sent to the principal’s office AGAIN. Risks of having such enormous testes were not being able to garnish my beautiful breadstick. Yes, you heard that right. I could not masturbate, you see, not only the testicles were big, the production of semen was too. The hardest part had to be when I got horny looking at Animal Crossing feet and squirted, unleashing a whole wave splash of cum on the TV. The TV broke and fell on the floor, fuck. This also is a huge problem because with minimal force, you can still trigger my gag reflex, and I will puke on you. Orgasms were a nightmare for me, as if I got a wet dream, my delicious white paint sauce would either propel me further into the bed, or launch me out of my house, my dick is a dick. Nobody will help you if you fall down with such a mighty stallion, one kid rode over my cum sack and I puked all over his bike, hahahahaha fuck you. Not even my parents would help after a ‘leak’ accident, out of anything, the most abnormal thing ever to be imagined is probably your son lying passed out on the floor with his giant popped balls sticking out his pants with the room painted whiter than a Disney princess. My cock was throbbing, and my balls were shrinking as they rid themselves of cum, with the bathroom shaking and rustling, dust falling on the floor, as my mighty King-Sized cock throbbed, and emptied the cum, into the bathtub. I thought I was safe, but nope, as soon as I went through the doorway, my balls quickly expanded back up, and I was stuck.
I will notify you guys when I get unstuck.
I’m also very hungry.