Why the fuck would you say something like that. No, seriously, this is where you fucked up bucko. I thought we were friends. Did we go to middle and high school together, join the basketball team, and masturbate furiously to that Little Caesers advert just for you to pull this shit out of your ass and shove it in my face? Do you even consider me your friend? What kind of sick fuck tells their friend this… disgusting bullshit, not even to their face, but through a fucking text message. Think before you talk shit, I’m a fucking god who deserves better. So next time, instead of jacking off to your own pride, how about you dont send me hateful bullshit like this and we can have a nice, peaceful discussion like I intended for us to have.