TIFU By dropping a boob carrot in front of my teacher

So this actually happened back in high school. Tried to come up with a better title but this was the best I could do.

SO I’ve always been pretty busty. In HS I frequently used to wear tank tops to school (summers were brutal) and during lunch my friends would make it a game to try and throw food in between my breasts.

(Disclaimer: this sounds horrible but it really wasn’t, we were all just messing around and they’d only throw things like grapes, carrots, Cheetos etc. It was kind of like a competition and tbh pretty entertaining).

Anyway, one day they’re trying to throw baby carrots at my boobs and I guess one throw was particularly well aimed because it went straight down my bra. We all laugh about it, and I spend a minute digging around my bra trying to find it. But I guess I must have missed it, or another carrot was also in my bra or something.

After lunch my friend and I head to our English class. We had this awesome male teacher that everyone loved. During class I had to ask him a question so I got up and walked over to him. After I talked with him I turned around to leave when he said: “uh…. is that your carrot?”

I turned back around and we both just stared at this wilted baby carrot on the ground between us. It’s this moment where I know he’s wondering how TF that carrot fell out of my body, and I’m thinking about how I dropped my titty carrot in front of my favorite teacher.

I kind of just slowly pick the carrot up, say “…..yes….” and go back to my seat.

My friends still make fun of me for this.

TLDR Carrot fell out of my bra and my teacher asked if it was mine.