Jealous? Who the fuck am I kidding. Of course you’re jealous and I don’t blame you.

But don’t worry. I’m gonna hook you up on how that masterpiece came to be.

Seriously though, I downloaded an app called ‘Fonts’ from the AppStore so I could do the other thing in that comment which is write upside down.

You can do the upside down thing, 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛, all kinds of stuff. Even has a 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠 font in case you find yourself living the dream of the big-tiddy goth girlfriend.

The ‘Emoji+’ font has two penises: one ejaculating, one not ejaculating. The only issue being, they emojis are tiny. Like, drives a jacked-up Dodge Ram and starts most sentences with ‘I’m not trying to be racist, but…’ kinda tiny.

But there’s no need for Extenze, or expensive pumps or creams to enlarge these penises. Just slap a ‘#’ in front of them and you’re good to go.