Picture this, YouTube rewind 2019, opens up to a miami blue ford GT rolling into frame, out steps jardon, he looks straight into the camera “rewind, awwwmann” BANG the doors swing open to none other than usher who starts singing revenge.

Tiktok stars fall from the ceiling showing everyone their new dance moves!
Ninja appears wearing a fuck twitch t-shirt

MKBHD shows up and challenges jardon to a race in his tesla. Jardon laughs jumps on top of the tesla and starts flossing as he sings the rap of revenge. It’s crazy fireworks and confetti everywhere!

Out of nowhere tseries! It goes silent… All we can see is tseries… And then out of the darkness steps in pewds!!!

They have a mortal combat style fight and finisher, pewds wins, everyone cheers!

Then, Slowly one by one the group of youtubers turn grey and a demonitised symbol appears over their head..

Its the adpocalypse!

The camera pans over to the ceo of YouTube, She’s holding an infinity gauntlet of monitsation. She says “perfectly broken as all things should be” she snaps her fingers.

Half the youtubers dust away because they can’t afford to be full time anymore.

Suddenly a bright light appears and blinds the tubers!

IT’S PATREON!

The smile on the YouTube CEOs face drops, she will not be bested, over the cheers and celebrations of creators being rightfully compensated for their work she screams “COPYRIGHT STRIKE EVERYTHING”

Thousands of mind controlled YouTube minions race into the room claiming every video they see, all the youtubers look at each other, they know its the end…

The music stops everything goes silent once again, the camera slowly zooms on jardon one last time, in a slow tearful voice he sings

“we used to rule the world….”

Fin