Last week was the first time my niece counted to 10. We were all so happy for her. Suddenly Ben Shapiro kicked our lock in and barged through the door. “You think 10 is impressive? You are so small minded, try a million.” Then Ben proceeded to stand in my living room and count to 1 million over the course of 8 days. When he finished he said “Another libtard REKT.” then left without replacing our door.