\[Name\],

 I am writing this message to you now to express, on behalf of all the inhabitants of the earth, my immense, unmeasurable gratitude towards you for the incredibly relevant, acute, and intellectual message that you formulated but a moment ago with your infinite wisdom and passed on to us humble mortals. You may never understand the extent to which you have, with your universally enlightening message, affected my life and the lives of everyone who reads it, but know now that by giving birth to it you have made the world a much better place than it was before your message had come into existence. No discussion shall ever be the same after your earth-shattering, boundary-breaking message, that has altered the fabric of the universe and expanded the limits of knowledge far beyond anything that was previously considered possible. You have seemingly effortlessly achieved what was previously thought myth, the stuff of legend; with this one beautiful, elegant masterpiece, you have unlocked the remaining 90% of the human brain for every single person on earth. The consequences of this are immense: you have completely solved poverty, world hunger, drought and famine, greed and crime; you have achieved complete peace and harmony between everyone on earth, as their minds are opened to the pitfalls and shortcomings of primitive human nature and rise, as one, beyond it, for the rest of eternity; death shall be no more, as every single being on the planet is absorbed into one true, universal, conglomerate mind; you have not only revealed the meaning of life, the universe and everything, but have changed it, made it perfect; and all this in what must be but an instant within the lifetime of the universe; within but the blink of an eye, you have completely shifted reality, as everything collapses into one wonderful bliss, never more to be blemished by imperfection of the human race.

So, as one, we, all of humanity would like to say:

Thank you, for your contribution to the conversation.