I am a male, 17 y/o. I’ve never had a good girl or man before uwu. And my gay internet friend told me to come to his house for a fun time OwO internetman-kun. BTW I live in Arizona and he lives in West Alaska. I’m too poor for a plane ticket so I took my mom’s car and drove to the U.S-Canada border. The border control agent looked at me with the most kawaii otemarasu eyes. As he peeked into my car I rubbed my 2 incher along the window pane like one of my Japanese animes. He looked and admired it for what it was. I then sucked myself from the exercise I get from reciting Naruto fights. He looked at me and broke my windows with his baton, keep in mind both of us are bleeding profusely. He screams “Snake!” and being a メタルギアソリッド fan I exclaim “What is it Otacon?”. He said in the most kawaii voice “Snake, I have a wife.” Understandingly, I say, I have a man in Alaska. He looked sad, and then suddenly a smile raises on his face. “Have you watched ビッグパッパクロニクルズ?” he said. “Oh my god, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.” I reply. So he drives us to West Alaska and we hook up with internet-kun. The’re both so gorgeous., so we watch anime together for 27 hrs straight.