This happened last year on November 19th. I call that day “The Five Guys incident”. Everytime I think about Five Guys, it makes me think about what I did.

I’m a No Nut November survivor of 2018, 2019, and 2020. The fact that I lost No Nut November by a Five Guys burger is *devastating*. I did not want this to happen, but it did.

I was hungry for some food, but I was too lazy to go to the store, so I decided to just get some fast food. It was pretty damn tricky to pick which restaurant I wanted to eat at. There was McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King, Krystal, Arby’s, and Five Guys. McDonald’s was closed, Wendy’s was also closed, I was not in the need for Burger King, Krystal is not that good, Arby’s, well, fuck Arby’s. So there was only one option: **Five Guys**.

I had never had Five Guys at all in my lifetime other than once when I tried some fries from there, and they tasted kinda good, so I decided to try Five Guys. I wanted a cheeseburger without lettuce, as I hate lettuce on burgers. I got the burger, and it looked juicy as fuck. The melted cheese was great for the burger.

The urges started kicking in, and I got hard. I went to the house, and cooled it in the refrigerator for three minutes for better experience. After three minutes, I started to pull down my pants, and started fucking the Five Guys Burger.

I started slow, but I could feel the juices go to my dick, so I started to thrust faster. I was able to see my penis from the other side of the burger, which made it even more pleasurable. I could hear the juices slapping every thrust I did. I started to thrust even harder and faster. Other juices started gushing out of the meat slapping to my throbbing cock which made it feel even better. This was two minutes of penetrating the burger. I felt myself orgasm, and then I nutted. I came on No Nut November, by a fucking Five Guys burger. I could’ve stopped myself, but I didn’t, and I hate myself for that.

The burger was destroyed. I could see the gap between the meat and the cheese. I can’t believe I did this to the burger I could’ve ate. I was so goddamn horny to the point of fucking the burger. I could’ve went to Burger King or Krystal, but the Five Guys burger made me fail.

It has almost been a year since this happened, and I still regret what I did.

TL;DR: Last year, on November 19th, I wanted some fast food, so I went to Five Guys and got a burger. I was so horny that I fucked the burger and failed No Nut November.r