My mom and my brother do that goddamn infuriating thing where they knock once with their hand on the handle and immediately fling open the fucking door.
Never giving me time to say something. They don’t care, I’ve told them both separately and together and they still do it. So yknow what I did?
I held a boner for almost an hour just waiting for one of them to come-a-knocking. I laid on my floor, legs spread as far as they could, my mom knock-opens the door, we make eye contact and I see her head recoil out the room so fucking hard I swear I heard the snapping sound of a whip.
I rubbed it in her face so hard too. Fucking hell, learn how to give someone privacy.
I’m so angry she did it again, but so happy she gotta full view, crack and everything. Fuck you mom. Now it’s Jimmy’s turn.

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/7cssai/i_finally_just_did_it_i_let_them_see_me_jacking/