Happened a couple of hours ago, I came inside from doing yardwork. Hot showers always make me horny, so after showering I was walking around with a half chub. Going to make supper I decided to make breakfast burritos. After doing all the food prep and combining all my ingredients I cooked the eggs. Then I pan fried the onions, tomatoes, peppers(jalapeños and sweet bell peppers) and meat(bacon). I washed my hands afterwards because obviously thats what you do. I ate and washed the dishes when I was finished. Going to my room, I began to masturbate. I wont get into the details but after a couple minutes I started to burn. My head felt like it was on fire and it was turning red. Thats how I realized my soap fucking sucks. Because i ended up with jalapeño and other juice residue on my cock.

TLDR; Made supper, my hand soap sucks and when I went to masturbate I ended with a swollen cock