Yup, I have decided to challenge the most elite fucking unit on the entire goddamned Internet.

Fuck 4channers. They act as if all things derive from 4chan. The Big Bang? 4chan did that shit first. 9/11? 4chan was there too. Your mom? The most shared commodity between every 4channer.

In reality, 4chan is a fucking incel breeding ground for faggots who choose to cower behind anonymity. The only actual thing they have invented is the art of cocksucking. You know what stemmed from that? LGBTQ. Every time you see a wall of protesting faggots blocking the avenue, you can sure as hell get on your damn knees and beg Allah for forgiveness, since these fucking queers haven’t been stoned to death yet.

4channers experience so little sexual release that if they were able to actually fucking orgasm, that shit would eject with velocity greater than a fucking gamma ray burst. Too bad they are stuck with micropenises, with lengths stuck in the nanometer range. I would pay several trillion to watch a 4channer stroke his little fetus-sized micropenis until results are produced. Guess my money is secure in my bank account then.

Why does everybody fear these gay little fucks? Everyone is afraid to challenge the Queer League because these faggots possess the ability to pull your IP address, and hunt you down at will. The thing these fuckheads would do, is rally every single 4chan user, race to said persons house, and suck their cock until the poor laddy dies. Well to them, I say: pussies. I challenge these gay little fucks to track me down. I shall be awaiting them on my suburban front lawn, clad in a suit of templar army, claymore in hand, stained with centuries of homosexual blood. It thirsts to be stained once again, and I must fulfill its wishes.

Bring it on, faggots.