A long time ago there was a greedy shaman who was on the lookout for
silver coins on a desert island. That was when he came upon an old
fortuneteller.”Can you please tell me where to find silver coins?” he asked the
fortuneteller. The fortuneteller immediately replied “of silver coins I do not
know, for I am but a mere fortuneteller”. The shaman fondled the
fortuneteller and continued his journey. A year later while he was praying, the
shaman finally understood what the fortuneteller had meant: Righteous is the
husband who straightens his cheese, but even more righteous is the husband
who straightens his manmilk. And he became the most miraculous shaman
in his village.