Boobs are great. Small, big, huge, I love them all. Anytime you see accidental boobs is a great day. I especially love campaigning for them to be healthy. Breast cancer is a bitch. But there is a time when those funbags aren’t healthy and that fucking sucks. Even in porn they’re just a delight to watch. In porn they’re like breadsticks at Olive Garden, you never order them but you’re happy when they’re there