Cinderella

This story is told from the perspective of John, Cinderella’s creepy 40 year old uncle who probably is a pedophile.
His sister, who is cinderella’s mother died of something called “Tide Pods” Everyday she went to her grave to grieve about her mother. Her uncle Ian would follow her wherever she went. One day cinderella got an invitation to a ball. And was told to wear the worst clothes she could find and not wear shoes. When she arrived it did not look like a ball at all. In fact, it wasn’t what she saw was 10 metre tall gladiator shaped arena with hundreds of women. She was pushed in and told that the survivor of the arena would get marry the prince. Cinderella saw 3 women attack her simultaneously. With lightning quick reflexes she took out her AR-15 fully automatic assault rifle and mowed down 26 other women. After the slaughter she returned to the castle with the prince and they lived happily every after.