To people who used to say “jinx” in school when two or more people said the same thing at the same time, fair enough.

Then there are people who said “jinx padlock”, which means you can’t talk again until someone says the word “padlock”. I guess at a push I can accept that too.

But to people who used to say “jinx personal”, or “personal jinx”: fuck you.

For those of you who don’t know, that’s when you can’t talk until the person who jinxed un-jinxes you themselves.

Can you explain to me how the fuck that is fair? No, you can’t. Because it isn’t fair, is it, asshole?

What, so just because you arbitrarily decided, according to the rules of some bullshit game, I can’t talk unless you give me permission? Also, the “personal” part of jinx personal is fucking overpowered, and whoever came up with it is a degenerate reprobate who should feel sorry for themselves.

Sometimes I would try to speak to a teacher or something after some fucking clown was like “haha jinx personal” and they would be like “omg you can’t talk unless I say”. Fuck you.

What if I need serious or urgent medical attention, huh? Am I just supposed to sit here and let myself die? To be fair, if it were you in that position, that’s what I would do, because your use of such a shit joke proves your hopelessly dull and laughably uninspired sense of humour, and the fact that you probably have no friends and are a loser with a meaningless life. Fucker.