Well, I can relate. But instead, it’s with food. It took me a while to like grilled smegma cheese sandwiches and macaroni and smegma cheese. But the more I ate it, the more I began to love it.

You may ask how I got the smegma. We have a jar of my deceased great grandfather’s smegma. Some of the smegma in the jar is from when he was as young as 14, so some of the smegma in the jar is over 85 years old! It’s a way we keep a part of him inside of us.

Instead of going to the Cheesecake Factory, we consider our house the Smegmacake Factory. The food is much more rich and creamier.