Out of all the stands in Jojo, little can match the sheer ferocity of Made In Heaven. For a comic series made for teenagers in the early 2000s, similar to other fictitious stories, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure hasn’t been known for its ubiquitous parallels to real life: supernatural abilities, dubbed “stands,” deviate from the restrictions that physics establish; however, Made In Heaven’s time acceleration and speed, while both seeming physically impossible, are possible under the laws of physics. First, MIH’s time acceleration must be scrutinized. According to the stand description of MIH, it uses the gravitational power of the entire universe to speed up time. The only object capable of replicating the gravity of the entire universe would be a black hole. Due to how gravity bends space time, the closer you get to a black hole, the slower time moves. A byproduct of this slowdown is the apparent acceleration of time elsewhere. For example, imagine that you are very close to a black hole where 3 days of your time equals 3 years Earth time. If you stayed near the black hole at a constant distance and could see Earth, you would see 3 years pass in the span of 3 days. Such ideas proposed by Einstein in Special Relativity have further ramifications. The closer you are to the black hole, the more time seemingly accelerates due to the fact that space time is bent more. For example, if a clock near a black hole reads that 1 second has passed, then a clock on Earth would read, for example, that 30 seconds has passed. If you went further towards the black hole, then, as a result of time slowing down, it would take longer to reach that one second, but once it does , the Earth clock would read, for example, 60 seconds; therefore, the apparent time outside of the black hole accelerates as you get nearer to the black hole. Since MIH harnesses the gravity of a black hole, we can assume that MIH acts as a black hole that increases its gravity, affecting the entire Earth. This would explain why time around earth accelerates, since MIH brings all living things closer to its gravitation, causing people to see time accelerating. This would explain why all living things fall into a black hole at the end of the universe. Another thing worth mentioning is MIH’s speed, which is listed as infinite. If we assume that MIH acts as a black hole, then Pucci must be able to escape this black hole. If we consult the escape velocity formula, we can see why MIH’s speed is infinite. The formula is sqrt(2GM/R), where G is the universal gravitational constant, M is our mass of the black hole, and R is distance from MIH to the black hole. Since MIH is the black hole, our R is zero, but this presents a problem: we cannot divide by zero. Because of this, we must approximate, and the closer we approximate to zero, the higher MIH and, by proxy, Pucci’s speed is. Since we can never approximate to 0, and our approximations must go on into infinity, MIH and Pucci’s speed must be infinite.