Watching 8 mile as a teenager has taught me a valuable real life lesson which I’m also teaching to my children

As we all know… In the final battle of 8 mile, B-rabbit comes up with the intriguing idea to make fun of himself before others can do so “I am white, I am a fucking bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom” etc…

In 6th grade me and two of my friends had a sleepover at my crib. Well, this was back when you could buy a Pepsi or mountain dew and when you twist off the cap you could find a winner written underneath the lid. “Free 20 oz Pepsi or mt dew” . Well, me and my friends figured out how to just tilt the bottle and look underneath it to see if it was a winner before we bought the bottle. Needless to say. We walked out with alot of bottles. We went back to my house and drank 2/3’s of them. MISTAKE. I fell asleep within 60 minutes of coming back to my house. Friends stayed awake, while I pissed the bed. Woke up and tried to figure out how to get out of the room without them noticing this huge piss stain on my blanket, (but before I run out of character limit)… They saw the huge piss puddle on my sheets that I tried to hide with pillows as I walked out of the room with my body wrapped in my pissy ass comforter. I was made fun of for weeks to come at school. Everyone was laughing at me God damnit. Everyone! Until one day I started to tell them sarcastically how much I enjoyed pissing my bed. I told them how warm it was and how I planned on doing it from now on maybe once a week. Told em they should try it too!

Moral of the story…. Make fun of yourself that way it takes out the fun of them doing it first

Piss boy signing off