Your statement has made me so fucking appalled, I wanna invent time travel, go back in time to where I had all of my wisdom teeth, forcefully rip them out of my 7-year-old ass, travel back, use them to invert my feet so I can rip out my toenails, and pull the rest of my teeth out. I will then develop a weapon out of my teeth and toenails, so I can go over to your house and murder you from how fucking much of an unplanned birth you are, and proceed to kill myself after having been glazed with the ungodly amount of shit you have forced upon me.