Dude imagine talking to this really hot girl and she’s like come over my parents are gone so you go to the Walgreens down the road and pick up a pack of condoms and then go over to her house and you walk in talk on the couch and you start kissing and making out and when you unhook her bra she says come on let’s take it back to my room and you do and you push her on the bed and start tearing her clothes off and she’s taking yours off and you put a condom on and are about to stick it inside and then she whispers in your ear “I love Dream SMP”

Instant boner killer