One day, I was walking to Gamestop to get the latest installment of Big Chungus, Big Chungus 40k, as something special for Christmas. As I was salivating about killing the heretics in the name of Emperor Bugs Bunny, I saw a random old beggar in the corner. He seemed really sad, and I thought I could spread a little festive cheer. So instead of buying Big Chungus, I decided to give the old man my 100 dollars. As he thanked me gratefully, I said to him, “Happy Holidays!” As I was gonna walk off, I randomly saw a small figure in the sky heading towards us. It was a bird, it was a plane. No, it was…… All of a sudden, I heard a voice saying, “It’s Merry Christmas, libtard.” All of a sudden, Ben Shapiro flew from the sky, and crashed into the old man, causing the old man to explode to bits and die instantly. The world started shaking as everyone around me were screaming and trying to escape Ben Shapiro’s wrath. I try to run away, but to no avail, as Ben Shapiro popped up behind me. He then started kicking the literal shit out of me as I started shitting uncontrollably all over the place. “There is no free will without God, you liberal atheist piece of scum,” Ben Shapiro said as he was kicking me. Then, singing angels came down from the heavens, and gave Ben Shapiro a flaming sword. He slowly prepared the killing blow, and then struck. As I felt my life force burning away from the strike, I could hear Ben Shapiro say, “Get destroyed fucking libtard.”