The taste of your cum is based on your diet. Whales eat fish and salt water their cum must be salty, therefore, the more they cum, the saltier the water gets, the saltier their cum gets after eating it, the saltier the water gets after they cum, the saltier their cum gets after eating it, the saltier the water gets after they cum…

And an endless cycle is created where whale cum slowly turns the ocean extremely salty. The more salt there is in water, the more things float easily is in it, after a few years, boats will need less material to float, their production will cost less, and pollute less. Sea travel becomes the number one way to go from continent to continent and is pretty cheap.

And that, is how whale cum prevented global warming.

Thanks for cumming to my TED talk.