ERIC: THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT YOU AFTER YOU SAID THAT JOKE –
[LAUGHTER]
ERIC: I TOOK A TURN OVER TO LOOK AT ZACK AND I –
TIM: I KNOW.
[CROSSTALK]
TIM: WELL I TELL YOU – IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
ERIC: HE’S LAUGHING TOO [LAUGHS] I WAS CRYING.
[ZACH ENTERS]
TIM: I TELL YOU, IT’S THE MOST RELAXING DAY OF THE YEAR.
ZACH: GUYS –
[CROSSTALK]
TIM: WHAT’S GOING ON?
ERIC: WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
ZACH: WE GOT SOME ABSOLUT AND ICE.
TIM: CHEERS.
TIM: MMM.
[CROSSTALK]
ERIC: REALLY WONDERFUL ZACH, THANK YOU.
TIM: WOW, HITS THE SPOT. WHAT IS THIS, ICE?
ZACH: UM – ABSOLUT ON ICE.
TIM: AH.
[SIPPING]
TIM: MMM.
[SIPPING]
ZACH: THAT’S, UH, A HELL OF A HOT TUB YOU HAVE OUT THERE.
TIM: OH, THANK YOU [LAUGHS]
ERIC: HE KEEPS IT A LITTLE TOO HOT FOR MY BLOOD, YOU KNOW?
[CROSSTALK]
TIM: WHAT?
[LAUGHTER]
[STARING]
ZACH: IT IS – IT IS A BIT HOT.
TIM: WELL, THEN I SAY WE TOAST TO COOLING OFF.
[LAUGHTER]
ZACH: AH, THAT’S A GOOD DRINK.
TIM: COOLING OFF. BECAUSE THERE’S CUBES IN HERE.
[LAUGHTER]
TIM: WHAT’S GOING TO COOL US OFF – OK, HELLO, DRINK WE’RE DRINKING, KNOCK KNOCK.
[LAUGHTER]
ERIC: THAT’S REALLY GOOD, THAT’S REALLY GOOD.
ZACH: I DON’T THINK IT’S A JOKE. I DON’T THINK IT’S FUNNY.
[STARING]
ZACH: IT’S NOT FUNNY!
TIM: OK. OK, I –
ZACH: DON’T TALK! THE HOT TUB’S TOO HOT! I FLEW DOWN HERE! FOR THE SEVENTH TIME! I’M NOT COMING DOWN ANYMORE!
TIM: OK, ZACH –
ZACH: I’M NOT GONNA FLY DOWN HERE ANYMORE!
ERIC: COME – THIS SHOULD BE JUST A FUN TIME BETWEEN US.
ZACH: IT’S NOT FUN WHEN IT’S SO – WHEN IT’S SO HOT! THE HOT TUB’S TOO HOT, I’VE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS BEFORE, IT’S JUST TOO HOT!
TIM: I HAVE AN ABBREVIATED DISK, OK? I’VE GOTTA SIT IN THAT TUB AT ELEVEN – ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN DEGREES FOR AT LEAST EIGHT MINUTES A DAY, OK? I’M SORRY.
ERIC: IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT THE HOT TUB, THOUGH, IS IT ZACH? IT’S THE INCENSE, IT’S THE FERNS –
TIM: YOU DIDN’T LIKE THE COLOR OF YOUR MINIGOLF BALL –
ERIC: IT’S THE HOT DOGS ARE TOO SMALL, NOT ENOUGH KETCHUP –
TIM: YOU THOUGHT THE RIDES WEREN’T SCARY ENOUGH –
ERIC: THE WAVE RUNNERS WERE TOO SLOW –
TIM: COME ON, IT’S AN – IT’S AN EPIDEMIC!
ERIC: YOUR CHAIR WAS TOO BIG, SO WE GOT YOU THIS SMALL ONE, AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN HAPPY WITH THAT.
TIM: I PUT ALL THIS WICKER UP JUST FOR YOU.
ZACH: I’M SORRY GUYS, I – BOTH OF MY PARENTS DIED JUST A COUPLE HOURS AGO.
TIM: LET’S HAVE – LET’S HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, LET’S FORGET ABOUT IT. I’LL PUT SOME ICE IN THE HOT TUB, WE’LL ALL GET IN THERE AND WE’LL HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD TIME.
[POURING]
ERIC: OHHH.
TIM: LIL’ – LIL’ MORE. LIL’ MORE.
[POURING]
[GRUNTS]
ZACH: IT’S NOT FUNNY!
TIM: OK.