Does anyone else use their wiener to operate their phone’s touch screen?
I may be the weirdest person ever but sometimes I will use my dick like a blunt stylus to operate my phone (mostly scrolling, it doesn’t type well). If anyone else does this please let me know so I can feel slightly validated. Otherwise, feel free to tell me I’m fucked in the head. To be clear, it’s not an erotic experience, just something I do for seemingly no reason.