ERIC: THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT YOU AFTER YOU SAID THAT JOKE –

[LAUGHTER]

ERIC: I TOOK A TURN OVER TO LOOK AT ZACK AND I –

TIM: I KNOW.

[CROSSTALK]

TIM: WELL I TELL YOU – IT WORKS EVERY TIME.

ERIC: HE’S LAUGHING TOO [LAUGHS] I WAS CRYING.

[ZACH ENTERS]

TIM: I TELL YOU, IT’S THE MOST RELAXING DAY OF THE YEAR.

ZACH: GUYS –

[CROSSTALK]

TIM: WHAT’S GOING ON?

ERIC: WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

ZACH: WE GOT SOME ABSOLUT AND ICE.

TIM: CHEERS.

TIM: MMM.

[CROSSTALK]

ERIC: REALLY WONDERFUL ZACH, THANK YOU.

TIM: WOW, HITS THE SPOT. WHAT IS THIS, ICE?

ZACH: UM – ABSOLUT ON ICE.

TIM: AH.

[SIPPING]

TIM: MMM.

[SIPPING]

ZACH: THAT’S, UH, A HELL OF A HOT TUB YOU HAVE OUT THERE.

TIM: OH, THANK YOU [LAUGHS]

ERIC: HE KEEPS IT A LITTLE TOO HOT FOR MY BLOOD, YOU KNOW?

[CROSSTALK]

TIM: WHAT?

[LAUGHTER]

[STARING]

ZACH: IT IS – IT IS A BIT HOT.

TIM: WELL, THEN I SAY WE TOAST TO COOLING OFF.

[LAUGHTER]

ZACH: AH, THAT’S A GOOD DRINK.

TIM: COOLING OFF. BECAUSE THERE’S CUBES IN HERE.

[LAUGHTER]

TIM: WHAT’S GOING TO COOL US OFF – OK, HELLO, DRINK WE’RE DRINKING, KNOCK KNOCK.

[LAUGHTER]

ERIC: THAT’S REALLY GOOD, THAT’S REALLY GOOD.

ZACH: I DON’T THINK IT’S A JOKE. I DON’T THINK IT’S FUNNY.

[STARING]

ZACH: IT’S NOT FUNNY!

TIM: OK. OK, I –

ZACH: DON’T TALK! THE HOT TUB’S TOO HOT! I FLEW DOWN HERE! FOR THE SEVENTH TIME! I’M NOT COMING DOWN ANYMORE!

TIM: OK, ZACH –

ZACH: I’M NOT GONNA FLY DOWN HERE ANYMORE!

ERIC: COME – THIS SHOULD BE JUST A FUN TIME BETWEEN US.

ZACH: IT’S NOT FUN WHEN IT’S SO – WHEN IT’S SO HOT! THE HOT TUB’S TOO HOT, I’VE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS BEFORE, IT’S JUST TOO HOT!

TIM: I HAVE AN ABBREVIATED DISK, OK? I’VE GOTTA SIT IN THAT TUB AT ELEVEN – ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN DEGREES FOR AT LEAST EIGHT MINUTES A DAY, OK? I’M SORRY.

ERIC: IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT THE HOT TUB, THOUGH, IS IT ZACH? IT’S THE INCENSE, IT’S THE FERNS –

TIM: YOU DIDN’T LIKE THE COLOR OF YOUR MINIGOLF BALL –

ERIC: IT’S THE HOT DOGS ARE TOO SMALL, NOT ENOUGH KETCHUP –

TIM: YOU THOUGHT THE RIDES WEREN’T SCARY ENOUGH –

ERIC: THE WAVE RUNNERS WERE TOO SLOW –

TIM: COME ON, IT’S AN – IT’S AN EPIDEMIC!

ERIC: YOUR CHAIR WAS TOO BIG, SO WE GOT YOU THIS SMALL ONE, AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN HAPPY WITH THAT.

TIM: I PUT ALL THIS WICKER UP JUST FOR YOU.

ZACH: I’M SORRY GUYS, I – BOTH OF MY PARENTS DIED JUST A COUPLE HOURS AGO.

TIM: LET’S HAVE – LET’S HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, LET’S FORGET ABOUT IT. I’LL PUT SOME ICE IN THE HOT TUB, WE’LL ALL GET IN THERE AND WE’LL HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD TIME.

[POURING]

ERIC: OHHH.

TIM: LIL’ – LIL’ MORE. LIL’ MORE.

[POURING]

[GRUNTS]

ZACH: IT’S NOT FUNNY!

TIM: OK.