The reason this car still exists, and is relavant in my area is for white wine zombie moms, who have never worked a job, to cart around their 4 blonde children to the various activities so “mommy can have her wine in peace” while the kids skip soccer practice or “studying” to go over to Johnny-parents-are-never-Home’s house and smoke weed and get hammered at a house party, only to be picked up by a slightly less hammered mom in her Escalade when the cops show up to shut the party down. They never get in trouble. Daddy’s lawyer bails them out, and they move on. Then after the kids move off to college to get their degree in business management or whatever “makes them the most money for the least effort” because they have no soul or passions, and white white zombie mom sells the Escalade because “ungh honey it’s too big” and gets a GODDAMN LEXUS RX350 which she drives on her phone the entire way, cutting me off to make an illegal left turn into the Whole Foods where she’s going to buy overpriced wine and quinoa whatever for that new stupid diet Dr. Oz was talking about. Source: grew up in a wealthy southern suburb. Fleets of these Escalades and RX’s roam our streets. And it’s all basically the same story.