Oh! Oh! Let me attempt to please all of you users of Reddit in my post of subreddit links.

r/cursedcomments r/unexpectedthanos r/lightmodepolice r/punpatrol r/unexpectedbillwurtz r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/secondsub r/thirdsub r/fuckthirdsub r/fuckfuckthirdsub r/everyfuckingthread r/fourthsub r/fuckfourthsub r/fifthsub r/sixthsub r/seventhsub r/eighthsub r/ninthsub r/tenthsub r/sixtyninthsub r/nice r/onehundred24thsub r/toomanysubs r/nevertellmetheodds r/theydidthemath r/theydidthemonstermath r/itwasagraveyardgraph r/itcosinedinaflash r/angryupvote r/sadupvote r/happyupvote r/woooosh r/itswooooshwith4os r/nobodyasked r/ihavesex r/subsifellfor r/subsiwishwerereal r/substhatithoughtwerefake r/substheyfellfor r/substhatactuallyexist r/stopfallingforsubs r/twentycharacterlimit r/unexpectedfactorial r/holup r/humansbeingjerks r/gamersriseup r/literallythetruth r/foundthemobileuser r/foundthelightmodeuser r/lolice r/unexpectedmulaney r/unexpectedjojo r/lostredditors r/downvotedtooblivion r/negativewithsilver r/negativewithgold r/negativewithplatinum r/vaxxhappened r/confusedboners r/unexpectedkoolaidman r/unexpectedlotr r/unexpectedMontyPython r/unexpectedmetallica r/unexpectednaruto r/unexpectedoverwatch r/unexpectedpawnee r/unexpectedportal r/unexpectedpewdiepie r/unexpectedSCP r/unexpectedsabaton r/unexpectedSeinfield r/unexpectedsimpsons r/unexpectedtf2 r/unexpectedthreefifths r/unexpectedundertale r/unexpectedvsauce r/unexpectedyogscast r/unexpectedyoda r/shootingfishinabarrel ​

I DEMAND that I have recieved sixty nine (Glorious) upvotes by the crack of dawn on the morrow oh soft hearted users of the social media and messaging platform known to humanity as Reddit. You are all magnificent.

Le edit: Oh my hecking chonkers! It appears I have 1 million upvotes, 21 platinum awards (the funny number from that Vine), 69 gold awards, and 420 silver awards! However, I am extremely distraught because thoust comment didn’t recieve exactly 69 upvotes. This is not Wholesome 100. I am fuming. Hopefully thou kind strangers shalt redeem this horrible error. If not, this will be the saddest day in the Reddit history, and you, guys, will not have won the internet.

Le epic edit 2: Frick you, kind strangers. You didn’t make my comment exactly 69 upvotes. This is a tragedy. I’m going to cry with my waifu body pillow now.