A transcript of Onision’s mental breakdown, from r/onision
wow. 😮 woOoOoOw. 😵 WOW. 😱 SO you guys are SO INTO 🙌🏻 yourselves 💅🏻, like, you are SO committed 💍💏 to CENSORING 🤐🚫 innocent people 👶🏻 that you’re just gonna go and try to get my patreon DELETED 🔥 now. oh, you have an OPINION 📝😡🙄 of me, so you’re just gonna try and RUIN 💣🧨my entire career 👨🏻💻. REALLYmmmmIS THAT what you’re GOING to DO? OH i’m SORRY 😐 , the FBI 👮🏻♂️🕵🏻♂️ never SHOWED UPHHHOH IM Sorry the cOPS 🚓 👮🏻♀️ARE ALL ABOUT ONION BOY 👦🏻 because TURNS OUT didn’t break a single 1️⃣ hhhLAW 👮🏻♂️🤯!!! SO WHAT DO WE DO 🧐🤔??? OwhHhahwhwhH WELL our opinions 👩🏻💻have been invalidated 🚫🛑SO many times ⏰ of him tHAT we’re gufnfnfha disable 🚫 HISP ATREON. Woaowowe.. 😵wow 🤯you would really do that??? YOU WOOULDREALLYDO THAT???? GHHHHHHNNNNHHHHHHH!!!!!😡🤬 Slurp🥤… You TRIIIIED TO DO THE FBI 🕵🏻♂️🚔BUT IT DIDNT HHHWORK!!!! YOU TRIED TO DO THE PO-LICE🚓👮🏻♂️👮🏻♀️,,, DIDNT WOoRK?!! So, instead… you resorts to the PAYCHECK!!!.?.!. 💰💵AND yOU GOT IT!!! 👍🏻HHHYOU GOT IT!!!!💪🏻🙌🏻 ALL MY PATRONS 👭👩🏻💻 HAve been gggrrrDELETED🚫… hnnhhh.. are you HAPPY 😁🙂 HNNNNOW????! aaaaaaAAaaaaaIH!! IFHDHJDHDHDHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HNNNNFHHFGFH!!!!😡🤬😡🤬😡 Is tHis wHat yOu wAnt HuUuUh???? 🧐Is this whAt Uou waNana TOTAL MELTdOoOown.!.!.!??? 🤯🤬🌋YA LIKE… kombucha??? 🍾I lUuuUuurve KombUcha!!! 🥤🥴wuUuUu!!! WUUuuhHhh!!! WoOoOoowh!!! OOOH!! DriNks🥤 like PEE 💦And smells even WORSE🤢🤮…. OooooH!!! OOOOOH!!!! ooOoOh!! WUUUOHHH!! wuuuuhhhh my patreonsdeleted…. wuUuUuUg my paTreon!!! UUuUu.. UUUUUU….!!! 🤬😡🤯🤬🚫😤WhaT AM I GONNA DO… WHWHWHATAMIGONNADONOWWWW.,, 😠WHAMGONNBLUUU… MruuUuUh,,, 😡MRUUUUUUUH,,, 😤MrruuUUuwHATAMIGUNNADO🤬…..WHATAMIGO NA DO🌋.. I’m cOVERED in KOMBUCHA😵☔️ and i have NO MORE PATREON 💻💸uWaaWwWaaAAAAhhahayyhuhuHUHHLUUUGHUhghHkugh😵… YOU DID THIS TOHMEEEE😫.. ALL oF YOUUUU..👉🏻👩🏻💻