My gf is lactose intolerant and loves buttstuff. It’s honestly a blessing. You see, she chugs a full carton of whole milk beforehand to be extra gassy because i love warm farts on my cock. When I enter her bum I can feel her guts gurgle and growl, which means her juices are brewing. She farts and it feels nice, so I push deeper as she continues blasting me. When I put my cock fully in, she stops farting. But the gurgling gets louder. Then she rips out a huge fart, and I swear it was on the Richter scale. My urethra begins to feel high pressure, as it was a **very** long fart. My dick begins to inflate into a giant balloon of my gf’s hot gasses. I can’t take it. I release a monster nut and my entire crotch explodes from the opposing forces. Her ass splatted with ripped up pubes, making her look like a Middle-Aged father. Not to mention we’re both covered in blood, shit, and baby gravy.


The aftermath was okay. I attached a door to my gapping crotch-hole and turned it into a mini closet, like Bender from Futurama. My girlfriend now cutely farts out little bits of foreskin. We’ve begun selling my foreskin shards on Etsy. They’re quite popular. Happy ending.