1. Semen
2. Skeet
3. Ejaculate
4. Seed
5. Baby Bullets
6. Spaff
7. Brogurt
8. Wango Chutney
9. Child Syrup
10. Monkey Squeal
11. Stately Arrival
12. Yabba Dabba Goo
13. Man Sap
14. Forwards Diarrhoea
15. Smutty Putty
16. Excitement Spurt
17. Slimy Milk
18. Adult Snow Cone
19. Lè Creme De Lê Pepe
20. Sk8r Bois
21. Back Alley Toothpaste
22. Snotgun Blast
23. Tom Collins Mix
24. The Purist’s Medium
25. Putrid Dong Leak
26. Flava Flav
27. Plonker Plops
28. Future Abortion
29. Uphill Swimmers
30. Pale Hollandaise
31. No-Eyed Monsters
32. Bruh Moment
33. Ejaculus In Extremis
34. Daddy Paste
35. Scrum-diddly-umptious Filling
36. Chicken Jerklets
37. Primal Cream
38. Der Ficksteinschleim
39. Hanger Snakes
40. Damp Squidge
41. Tiny Tadpoles
42. Sex Water
43. Powder Paint
44. Eugene’s Indiscretion
45. Purity Control
46. Guyser Eruption
47. The Phunk
48. Ice Ketchup
49. Osculum Satanum
50. Bellend Fruit
51. Wiggly Chaps
52. Gulliver’s Hangtime
53. Soup De Jour
54. Wet Fireworks
55. Stiffy Spit
56. Pregnancy Starter Kit
57. Lovely Glue
58. Ben
59. Emergency Rations
60. Pink Puppet Puke
61. Hidden Serpents
62. Vitamin D
63. Annexation Force
64. Hnnnnggg Squeezy Out
65. Knacker Excrement
66. Whore’s Moisturiser
67. Krispy Kreme
68. Heavenly Pumps
69. Cyka Splyat
70. Power Of Greyskull
71. Squirming Worms
72. Wank Pus
73. Body Gum
74. Pearl Jam
75. Sean’s Beans
76. Penny-Pincher’s Ranch
77. Inconvenient Truth
78. Peepier-mâché
79. Ethical Protein
80. Forbidden Smoothie
81. Plebeian Garum
82. Kellogg’s Dismay
83. Party Favours
84. Hellish Life Pre-Order
85. Squelching Tommies
86. Jai Ho!
87. Penile Polyps
88. Lil Mans
89. Battle Group
90. Nation’s Pride
91. Nummy Lumps
92. Astral Projection
93. Primordial Goop
94. Old Betty’s Tears
95. White White Wee Wee
96. Second Circle Twirlers
97. Mommy’s Little Helper
98. Flesh Gat Slugs
99. Zyklon C
100. Schlong Dung
101. Coom