i william baldwin the fifth of swabia am here to tell you little ones all about the great benefits of crusading

1 you get to have armor and a sword to DESTORY HERETICS!


2 you get to particpate in what in the future will be one of the dankest memes untouched by descendents of heathens


3 and TREBUCHETS which are the S U P E R I O R S I E G E E N G I N E


and thats why crusading is a possible career path