King Dedede is the Best Living Creature on the Universe

King Dedede is the most beautiful living being in the world, and anybody who says otherwise is a piece of crap. I usually respect opinions from other people, but if you do not like King Dedede, welp, you can go and suck my nipples. King Dedede should be the representation of god to more people. King Dedede is the reason I didn’t killed myself when I was depressed. Life was rough to me because everything was going bad, but King Dedede was there for me when nobody else was. Call me gay, but if King Dedede was real I would marry him, or at least ask him, because I would respect him if he says no, and although he makes me cry, i want him to be happy, even if it isn’t with me. I am thankful because I live in a reality where King Dedede is a thing. I was borned in the right generation, and for anybody who is in the same generation with me and says “I was borned in the wrong generation”, well fuck you, you ungrateful piece of shit. You have King Dedede, so you better be grateful of that. In the main Kirby games, King Dedede is always the good guy, and Kirby is really bad in most of the cases. If any of you thinks Kirby is better than King Dedede, well, you just have mental illness. King Dedede is the the king of my heart.