Back in December 1984 Santa’s Sleigh was detected flying over the Colorado Rockies, and it being during the height of the Cold War, Santa was shot down by scrambled jet fighters that were sent to intercept what was erroneously perceived to be a nuclear first strike by the former USSR.

What we know for sure is that Santa as we knew him ceased to exist that day because that war was colder that day than Santa had lived through on any prior day at the North Pole, our fear claimed the life of a Saint.

Its said that his ghost harrows the halls of NORAD missile range with a haunting “Hoooooo Hoooooo Hoooooo!”.

But the good boys and girls know the real truth. Old Saint Nicholas’ spirit possessed a then member of Russian KGB and swore vengeance against the USA. That Agent’s name was Vladimir Putin.