So there I was, twiddling my Jingle Bells alone in bed on Christmas Eve, when I heard the sound of footsteps from my roof. From the number of thuds, I knew there were several of those blasted reindeer up there. After tucking away my Christmas tree, I grabbed my Remington, slid out the window, and downed those eight elk. There was this weird guy in red with them too. Had a big white beard and a doofy looking hat. Well, I shot him, and, not knowing what to do, stuffed him down my chimney and lit my fireplace. Really good way to dispose of a body! Anyways have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!