i srsly dunno why this guy is so against frog, I had a pond in my previous house and I LOVED the froggies, and I had a special relationship with them

okay, confession time, i gotta tell it someday

before I got a gf, i thought that the froggies looked kinda slimy like a tongue, so when i was fantasazing about my waifu, Aeru from Simoun, I wanted to get closer to the feeling of getting eaten out, so i, uuuh… I took a froggie from the pond, got back to my room, put it in my patns, and let it wiggle there for liek half an hour

today im a bit ashamed but damn its part of normal psychosexual development and if im being honest it’s one of my fondest memories