I will fuck you on a boat.

I will tag-team you with a goat.

On your nipples I will chew.

Then knock you to the ground and screw

I will make a splash inside your gash.

Then stick my green ham in your ass

I will fuck you with a rubber.

I will start a threesome with your mother

I will spread apart your knees.

I will eat your fromunda cheese

I will make your colon itch.

While I finger your red fish.

I will spitroast your dad.

While wearing leather and a mask

Then we’ll get back on the floor.

Have an orgy and fuck some more.

I’ll do you from behind like a bitch.

I will cum inside your snitch.

I will stick it in your mouth.

I will turn your tonsils inside-out

I will fuck you on a train.

I will fuck you on a plane.

I will fist you like a puppet.

I will turn you into my Muppet.

I will lick your hole.

Into your slit I’ll blow

I will give you golden showers.

I will eat you for a straight hour

Then as you lay falling asleep.

I’ll say “Goodbye, dear sister! See you next week!”