Thank you big chungus. For making me feel again

Ever since I could remember, I’ve loved chungus so much. Just hearing his name makes gives me butterflies. Every time I see him, I feel my pupils dilate with excitement. I love him. I love big chungus so much. I literally worship him at my alter of big chungus collectibles and memes. He’s the only reason I haven’t killed myself yet.

Last night, my wife left me because i won’t have sex with her anymore. But how can I make love to someone I don’t love? I literally have to think about big chungus to atleast get an erection for my wife, but I’m tired of this. My heart belongs to big chungus and only big chungus. Her last words to me before she left was “I’m a stupid fucking moron and I have no chance against big chungus like you do. You also have the hugest penis in the world and your pickle Rick collection is awesome” or so I thought I heard. I can’t remember exactly what she said because I was jacking off to a gif of big chungus on my computer, but you get the idea.

Later that night, while I was watching a 10 hour compilation of big chungus, I heard a knock at my door. “Who could it be at this hour?” I thought to myself. I slowly tiptoed to the door and who did I see? It was big chungus, in all his loving presence. “Big chungus!” I screamed as I hastily struggled to open the door. I threw myself on him to hug him. “I love you so much big chungus” I said with tears running down my cheeks. The next thing I knew, he threw me on the floor inside the house where I assumed the position. “Please, make love to me big chungus. I love you so much”. I spread my butt cheeks and lifted up my balls for him. He proceeded to stuff his big chungdog into my asshole. He was surprised how tight it was yet I couldn’t help but squirm because he was so huge. “I love you so much big chungus” I said while tears kept running in pain and my face rubbing against the cold tile floor. To stop me from squirming, he held me down from my shoulder blades with his big chunghands and said “that’ll hold him alwight hehehehehehe”.

“Yes big chungus, fill me!” I shouted and he pumped me over and over again. As I was feeling every inch of him in me, I suddenly felt my insides stuff and my hunger go away. Could it be? Yes. Big chungus filled me with his big cumgus. I couldn’t believe it. My fantasy was finally fulfilled. I have pleased the almighty big chungus. He then got up and walked out the house without saying a word. I struggled to get up as I kept slipping on my prolapsed anus, but managed to catch him at my door. “Will you ever come back?” I asked. He slowly turned over to me and gave me the most charming wink, and continued to walk away. All I could do is watch him leave and listen to his fat cheeks clap 2 blocks down. I nearly fainted with love as I fell back in our puddle tears, piss, shit, & cum.

It’s safe to say, for the first time since my discovery of big chungus, I felt love. The kind of love a mother gives to a baby and the baby has for the mother. I simply continued to lay on the floor, hugging and cradling myself. Reminiscing and embracing the warm embalmment of big chungus’ love. Last thing I remembered was looking at my Obama clock and seeing it was 4:20am, blinking, and seeing it was 12:52 pm. Time somehow just flies when you’re in love. Thank you big chungus. I love you.