I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right; he took his bitch ass little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and she said his dick was *THIS BIG*. And I said “That’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that; it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, *I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS.* Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. *I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON!!!*