Yeah, I said it. Anyone that eats dark chocolate is lying to themselves or part of the consipracy and that’s facts. Oh I’m sorry, you enjoy the ‘complex flavour’. Lies. It’s almost always offensively sour, insultingly bitter, or some Shelley-esque combination of the two. There’s a conspiracy to protect its status as something with actual flavour because it’s ‘more sophisticated.’ Set yourselves free sheeple, and eat milk chocolate like the rest of us. Don’t even get me started on ‘white’ chocolate. Hmph.