Not that i like the smell of it but i just cant control myself when i smell it. Hi my name is Arshad and i live in Dhaka, old dhaka i must say. When i was a kid i had to live in a house with 15 family members. So one day everyone went to sleep and i was sleeping in the corner of the single bed on which 4 of my cousins were sleeping.

 When i was a kid i really liked to smell farts. I even named different fart smells. my favourite one was called ”The Twister”. Its the one in which you sit on a chair and you can feel the force of the fart pushing you upwards and sometimes hurting your butt cheeks. Aha jokes aside. I have a love hate relationship with farts. I like my own fart smell so much that i lean towards my crotch to take up the last bit of the smell. But i cant stand it when someone else farts but acts like its okay. I do cover up my nose but i sometimes take my hands off my nose to see what someone elses fart smells like. I identify the fart smell and say the name. Everytime i get so hyped to name a fart i forget that i have a job at a Cow leather cleaning factory.

 Yes everyone in my family also knows that i have a fart fetish. In old Dhaka we always eat Pakistani biriyani daily. The smell is very sharp once you get the hang of it. I once got suspended for sniffing my classmates fart . After that i try to keep it secret. -Dickpular