Listen here, you pettish plebeian, who got me zucced for seven days:

In your mind you only hit “report” on my comment, but by mere chance my remarks were reviewed by someone as equally childish as yourself. And for that I was prosecuted, worse yet, ’twas for the screenshot of a c(o)mment I had made months ago, which I had been banned for and served my time. As a matter of fact this is known as “double jeopardy”, which is unconstitutional.

During this time, I was unable to vote in polls, I was unable to comment and reacc, I was unable to join new groups and do many other fun things.

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. But I have a very particular set of skills in the Cyber Realm, skills that are growing exponentially, even as you are reading this. Many years from now, I will be able to dwell into the cyberworld and trace your report, possibly sooner if I end up working for Facebook if they decide to jettison their normie ways. But whatever the case, I won’t forget. On(c)e your identity is revealed, I will report every single submission of yours until you are fully banned, and your existence on Facebook diminishes from all wholesome pages. Remember the name, I will have you zucced, in this life or the next.