Hello, fellow Black People. It is us, [Another Non Political Company]. Here to remind you that we support your color, now that it has made it into international news and it is completely socially safe to mention you, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it’s mainstream. Look, we even used the hashtag of [event]! Why did we wait this long to come out and ‘support’ you? Haha, no more questions, Black People. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.