Hey Y’all. Hey. We’re Diamond and Silk. Listen. Listen. President Trump’s birthday is right around the corner. Yes!!! And this year we want to make it really special. That’s right! We want to give him a huge card. Huge! With signatures from American patriots like you. All of you. Now in case y’all didn’t know, hearing from his supporters is his favorite part of the job. It would mean a lot to him if you could add your name to his card. That’s right. So don’t delay, please sign the official President Trump’s birthday card today.