List of things I want to do to kaeya
1: rip his asshole open and expose his pink insides
2: remove his crusty stinky eyepatch and stick my dick in his empty eye socket (if he doesn’t have an eye in there)
3: remove his fingernails (by force)
4: suck on his fingers until they shrivel up
5: bite on his ass lips
6: spit in his mouth
7: feed him food like a mother bird (mouth to mouth) maybe we can do a rainbow kiss and it’ll count as feeding
8: Braid his long blue pubic hairs with a nice pink tie