My girlfriend in college used to be really into dressing up my penis into little costumes and talking to it. It was super, super weird but she’d get crazy turned on after a little while and the sex was great so I played along.

She usually just would sew together like a little jacket or hat or whatever and then use some makeup to make a face and that’d be it. I never did mind it much. One time though she goes “hey so I got an idea for dress up that is a little weirder than normal, but I think you’ll really like how it ends.”

We’d been together for about a year at this point and the relationship was pretty serious, other than her dressing up my dick like a cowboy. I told her I trusted her and a smile crept across her face.

That night she handcuffed me to the bed posts (not unusual) and took out a big toolbox from under her bed. I didn’t even know she had a toolbox. She opened it and started scrounging around, trying to find something. “What do you need from that, babe?” I asked, trying not to sound concerned. Finally her eyes light up and she pulls out a pair of small tin snips. Her eyes were so big and wide, I’ll never forget that face of hers as she slowly and carefully aligned the hole of my penis head into the snips and pressed down on the handle.