I sexually identify as a cancerous faeces species. Ever since young, I’ve always dreamt of putting my rock hard penis in the thick, moist, brown and delicious servings of stool and then eating it.

This now-familiar taste of human waste, I slather my drool on every square inch of it. People say I’m weird but I don’t care. Every day I will make sure I have somebody secrete their delicious faecal matter for my pleasure and consumption.

To complete and fulfil my sexual desires and fantasies, I created a portable enema machine that automatically seeks and injects enema fluids into the anuses of unsuspecting women, causing them to spew their mouth-watering secretion all over my well-positioned face.

Recently, I had chosen a male victim instead. He spilled all his diarrhoea onto me as I rubbed myself with the nourishing brown excrement. I could smell the odour of sulphur and methane emanating from my body, and it felt so amazing. I smeared the shit all over my erected penis which made me start ejaculating my semen everywhere. It was the best orgasm I have ever had. Eating their shit out of their assholes is the best feeling ever and I hope to do it to the whole world.

Because of this, everybody who knows about my habits uses me as a shit dumpster. I’ve achieved underground infamy and many people gladly shit on me. I am known as the human toilet. Every time they shit on me, I start cumming load after load, orgasm after orgasm. I can’t get enough of it. I dropped out of school just to enjoy this euphoria and fame.

However, my legacy is about to come to an end. The police have finally found enough evidence on my faeces escapades and enema fantasies. One emotionally scarred escapee of mine gave the police a statement against me which included them saying that they planned on personally castrating me to prevent me from ever traumatising anyone else.

The police are finally here. Little did they know I came prepared. The moment they barged into the door of my apartment, I attacked them with my enema machine, pulling their pants down and injected large doses of enema into those policemen. Instantly, fountains of brown juice sprayed out of their behinds.

I’ve never had so many of them at once, and the taste of it all made me cum over and over again in a fit of highly euphoric orgasms. I filled my stomach to the brim and felt all the brown liquid churning in it. I cummed so much the room was filled with a mixture of brown and white and I nearly passed out from the pleasure of it all.

Although my huge comeback made with cum and the fulfilling substance that I love to bask in was a success, the tale still continues. This time it involved the SWAT team. They placed their shields all around me to surround me and form a barrier against any surprise enema attacks.

Realising that they had learnt from their predecessor’s mistake, I had no choice but to turn myself in, but not without smuggling a couple of bottles of enema and laxatives with me by hiding it in my asshole. On the police car ride, I grabbed a load of laxative and force-fed it into the driver’s mouth. The laxatives worked fast and in a few moments, he lost all control of his bowels. It squirted all over the insides of the car and I orgasmed from the mere smell of it all.

That was the moment the authorities realised what a formidable adversary I was. They had no choice but to perform an emergency prostate exam to remove any other concealed weapons I had. Little did they know I prepared for this exact situation. As they slowly searched my anal cavity, I made a well-timed anal clench which opened a bottle of enema deep in my nether regions, and the enema and shit came spewing out at mach speed as the pressure in my asshole was too strong.

Combined with the intense prostate massage the police were giving me, I had the most intense, world-shattering orgasm ever and my semen and faecal matter was sprayed around the police car, covering every inch of the car and the man doing my prostate exam. I had never once had such stimulation and the intensity of it made me pass out.

Soon after I woke up on a boat to a maximum-security prison on an island and the only other way to get out was to swim for 15 miles. As I stepped on the beach of the island, I was allowed to wait there for my jail cell allocation, as there was nowhere to run anyway.

I decided to take out my other hidden enema bottle which was stuffed so deep in my ass that the police’s prostate exam previously did not find it. I then caught a seagull and injected the bottle into the seagulls and without a moments notice, it squirted out its white and green bird shit that splattered all over my face.

The first few that landed on my face was more than enough to give me a shaking orgasm and I slowly licked and sucked every ounce of it not wanting to waste any drop of the wonderful oozing mixture as it trickled down my face.

Next, I was brought to a hunting range where prisoners were supposed to hunt for their own food and share it among fellow cellmates. I chased after a hen and whipped out my gigantic “Excalibur”. I caught the Hen and rammed my huge dick up the hen and as it flapped its wings vigorously, I felt my sticky load fill up the chicken. I felt the chicken’s egg cracking in it as a sticky, slimy mixture of yolk, semen and bird shit flowed out all over my Excalibur.

I guessed I had developed a new fetish: Beastality and eggs. After my shaking experience, I brought back my prized “stuffed” chicken to share with my cellmates. They were amazed at how it tasted as the chicken juices flowed down their oesophagus.

If you were wondering about the authorities, they had given up on trying to restrain me and decided to leave me on the island and let me do whatever I wanted there as long as I stayed on the island. I decided to take this opportunity to take over the island.

Firstly I got my cellmates to eat the glorious stuffed chicken and entrance them into my loyal followers. Those that opposed me were taken down to be punished by getting gang-raped and injected by thousands of enemas as torture, while I ate up their excrement for all my daily meals.

I quickly expanded my influence and followers, and I started taking over the rest of the island’s inhabitants. By the second week, I had full power over all the humans on the island. I was having the time of my life, getting daily enemas and breeding myself with chickens to flavour them for my followers to gobble up daily.

This continued for several days until the doctor visited me, informing me that I only had about a month left to live due to the large amounts of bacteria in my body, caused from my lifestyle of consuming such high amounts of faecal matter. I was sad at first, but I realised this meant that I could enjoy my life to the fullest before I die.

My dying wish was to make unobstructed, dirty, brown love to every single living being on the island that had an asshole. For the next few days, I made every animal and every person I met spew their brown fluids all over me. I looked like the swamp thing except I was brown. I could not go an hour without orgasming 50 times. I was practically breaking my body.

However, a miracle happened on my presumed last day. The doctor came to me with his pants stained brown after his huge dump on me, saying that from the blood test, I have actually grown immune to all the bacteria that is found in shit as my body had finally adapted to my extreme diet and lifestyle. I was overjoyed.

I could rape more people and animals and send them my huge seed load over and over again. God still has a plan for me. My next goal will be to get off the island and try to attain world domination with my ever-growing amount of followers, human and animal alike.

My followers have even started calling me the Noah of scat, as I have united all the animals to enjoy my enemas. I just need to create a ship to get off the island and with my followers, and I will be unstoppable. My journey for raping every living thing in the world has just started!

Creds: u/takaoniichan