They unmask who they believe is the suspect, 92 year old Geraldine Smith. Ms. Smith has very firm shoulders for a women and wears glasses that make it hard to tell she’s old, so it makes sense. Nonetheless, Fred still for some reason, grabs her and throws her into the street, yelling “Bitch you will listen to us, we’re fkin scooby doo?” He then walks out the front door, spits on her, and leaves to go buy some more lip balm.

Before she can react a group of men help her up and asks if she’s ok. She says yes thank you. They say ok get in the car and point guns to her head. 9 guns. She complies but one accidentally shoots and luckily misses. Not lucky for little John-Paul, who was just leaving the children’s hospital across the street and was hit by the stray bullet.

When she gets taken, Fred (now back from getting balm)looks around concerned. He says hmmm that was really bad , guys, but let’s focus on the real villain. Shaggy tells Scooby after that Fred has horrible breath. Fred heard from Scooby and shaggy stops telling Scooby everything. Friendship in a rut, but overall, fine.

So who took Geraldine? You guessed it, the cartel. (Her body was found a week later cut in 290 pieces and a video tape was left of her gruesome torturing and murder.) Apparently they had thought she was this man named Sanibel Ancho and the men didn’t have their contacts and were high as shit on mexi cartel bud, however one of the men sneaks coke bumps, as a true closet coke addict would.

After they arrested the villain, who was twice the height of Geraldine and actually a Russian man named Yugo, they receive some heat about misidentifying the villain at first.

Fred closes the day out by reminding the squad that Geraldine was not innocent herself as he did not see her pay for her drink before she was brought out of the bar forcefully. Shaggy reminds Fred that he was the one that did that so it would be on him. Fred punches shaggy really hard. The squad breaks up. Scooby moves to Hawaii and lives his last 4 months of life on the beach. Velma and Daffney marry. Shaggy becomes a police officer chief. Fred ends up tying himself to a train track, but just ends up getting eaten by wolves as a train never came.

The cartel wins again.