And realized that it was lowkey bussin’? So then, you decide to monetize the peculiar but nonetheless scrumptious taste of the booger so you open up a restaurant chain called “Booger Buffet”? And all the items on the menu are booger-themed and made up of boogers(e.g., booger bacon, booger burrito, booger burger etc.)?

But, in order to avoid deterring prospective customers, you say that your branding is just a joke and that your food items aren’t actually made up of boogers. But, as your restaurant chain rises to prominence, it garners national attention and the scrutiny of the mainstream media. Eventually, it comes to light that the items on the menu are indeed comprised of boogers, much to the disdain of your clientele. Consequently, you are inundated with lawsuits and eventually rendered destitute.

If the above paragraphs describe you and your situation, ask yourself: Was making the conscientious decision to pick your nose really worth it???

Me personally? Hell yeah! Would do it again, 100%. And don’t judge me unless you’ve eaten at my prestigious Booger Buffet chain!