girl: I’m so glad. I’m so glad that our lemon tree finally grew. guy: me too girl: and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons guy: I know. me too. I mean imagine. we can make lemonade. key lemon pie. lemon meringue pie. girl: I think it’s the most valuable property that we have. \* lemon stealing whore enters in the scene \* guy: I do agree. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan. girl: \* giggles \* guy: actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance. \* lemon stealing whore starts stealing lemons like a whore \* girl: I think you’re right. guy: and then get a loan and then use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree. girl: just imagine a life full of lemon trees guy: I know. and all and our beautiful lemons. there’s \* interupted \* girl: endless possibilities. \* lemon stealing whore continues stealing lemons like a whore \* guy: endless possibilities. they’re so beautiful. girl: (guy says “ehh hehh” while the girl speaks) I wish I were a lemon. guy: you wish you were a lemon? if you were a lemon, I’d put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons. girl: that’s so beautiful (beautiful is said in a weird way) guy: \* exhales \* I try. girl: like… I only hope that the whores aren’t stealling our lemons. you know.. those naughty lemon whores always… steal.. lemons. guy: we do have a couple of those lemon whores in this.. in this community. girl: those damn lemon stealing whores. guy: I hate them. because now… no one will take our prized lemons from us. girl: hey has it been about ten seconds since we’ve looked at our lemon tree? guy: it has been about ten seconds till we’ve looked at a lemon tree. girl: gosh… (second of silence) (the guy and girl turn around only to discover many lemons in the vagina of a lemon stealing whore. the lemon stealing whore was caught) girl: hey! guy: hey what the FUCC?!?!