TIFU by letting my boyfriend perform cunnilingus on me

Okay so this was a couple nights ago. I was in bed with my boyfriend, just watching Shark Tank. Out of nowhere we decide to get it on. My boyfriend, being the saint he is, decides he wants to go down on me and seriously goes to town (sorry for that detail lol). I’m totally into it, obviously. Suddenly he stops to say something to me and I don’t really think much of it. Then all of a sudden, like the force of a thousand winds, my crotch starts burning. It’s on fire. Suddenly the realization hits me, we ate jalapeño poppers as part of our dinner that night. Fuck, I got jalapeño juice in my puss. I held my flaming crotch and hobbled over to the bathroom. While he tries to muffle his laugh in the other room, I have tears starting to form from the pain. I soaked my crotch in cold water and felt some of the best relief of my life. Eventually my crotch started feeling better, so I got back in bed and decided to not make jalapeño poppers for a while.


TL;DR: I let my boyfriend go down on me and totally forgot we ate jalapeño poppers that night. Holy hell, did my vag hurt.