I’d say 5 types of people that watch films…

Cinefile hipsters, people who only look at movies as an art instead of entertainment, who think all film needs to be shot with long takes and with visual storytelling, or with just meaningful dialogue that is very vague that is supposed to make you think, oh and also only think that older directors are the only directors who knew what they were doing

Nostalgia dickheads, these are the guys who only view old movies as good movies, if you ain’t first your last type, people like this say Tim burtons batman is better than nolans batman when clearly that isn’t true, or that john Wayne’s true grit is better than the coen bros true grit. Also people who say citizen Kane is the greatest movie of all time just because it pioneered modern filmmaking and cinematography.. Which to me is like saying the Neanderthals made the best wheel even though it was made of rock… Logic and normality doesn’t exist with these people

The movie lover in betweener guy, these are the best people, they view film subjectively but also see past the bullshit idea that you have to critique everything when you watch a movie, these people see a movie and realize that being entertaining is also as important as being artistic guys like jahns or the flick pick are like this.. Being this person doesn’t make you ignorant to film art because if you were then you wouldn’t be able to tell that the transformers movies fucking suck donkey dong.

The common man, goes to a movie to be entertained purely.. Art house bullshit is boring and film is supposed to keep me from getting bored…

The know it all, these are the type who think they know movies because they’ve seen YouTube vids too much or had a film class in high school… They view other people’s opinions and taste as wrong because frankly there assholes.. They point out blatant obviousness like it makes them intelligent and also like the cinephile only view movies as what they think they should be… These are the morons that say the amazing Spider-Man 2 is a great movie or the type that say drive is a great action movie when clearly it’s just a good film art that not everyone is gonna like…

Moral is fuck off..