You have successfully vored Shrek. Fuck you. Not only will he not digest at all and you’ll be tortured with the task of anally rebirth him, but his pores are releasing a diseased substance as a defense. At first you won’t notice any symptoms, but slowly you’ll be eaten from the inside out. They say onions have layers, but do you? Better get to eating things you can digest, as the disease loves fat more than anything. You can never get rid of it, but being a fucking fatass sure helps. Oh, and drinking water makes them multiply faster. Yeah, so just be a dehydrated lardass. Fun, right? Might as well kill yourself at this point. Oh wait, you can’t! XDXDXDXD The disease automatically repairs anything it hasn’t destroyed itself out of extreme jealousy of the achievements of others. XDXDXDXD I hope you’re happy, you disgusting, gluttonous, kinky bastard. This is your life now. I will be laughing as you suffer. May Shrek have mercy on your soul.