You wake up in a pitch black void. Opening and closing your eyes yields no change. Suddenly, a blinding light engulfs you. An ethereal being looms before you, its amorphous form shifts into shapes your mind cannot comprehend. A colossal orifice opens along its unimaginable surface. As though the universe itself was screaming it out, the being asks its query. “***WHO IS JOE***?” asks the being, ***“I HAVE PONDERED THIS QUESTION FOR EONS. IN MY INFINITE WISDOM I CANNOT ANSWER THIS IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION. I HAVE CHOSEN YOU TO SOOTH MY MIND***.” You ponder the beings question, and grant it your answer. “Joe Mama!!” you call out into the abyss. The being begins to slow down, as though thinking over your answer. “***Thank you, wise one. With my final question answered I can finally pass on to higher realms.***” Just as quickly as it had appeared the being subsided into the darkness. Your body begins to fade and you return home.