Hello [insert discord tag] (she/her/them) , I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this fairy is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the wonderland of Discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers… So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play HOI, and you are a minor player? I myself am a major player, so I would be happy to assist you in multiplayer. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)