My racist Drumpf-supporting uncle was eating a taco. I said “Hey Steve, know where tacos are from? Mexico.” He dropped the taco and shit himself. The entire restaurant clapped.

Edit: Wow, this is blowing up! Thanks so much for the gold!
Edit 2: Some Redditors have expressed concern about the fact that I was engaging in cultural appropriation by being at a Mexican restaurant. Fear not. Unlike my racist uncle, I ordered American food: a burger.
Edit 3: Of COURSE it wasn’t a beef burger! Meat is murder! I got the Impossible Burger with some onions fries!