So a little of backstory

I [69M] have been in the US infantry [250M] for a long time, so I’m not really new to violating Geneva Conventions, as I’ve killed thousands of innocent civilians [5M]. I can bench press over 4 quadrillion pounds and I have a huge dong.

Now, for the story:

I was at McDonald’s [3F] with a friend [30M] when some girls [45F] decided to enter and, get ready for the big moment, THOSE WHORES LOOK AT ME! Can you believe it? THEY [45F] ACTUALLY LOOKED AT ME WITHOUT ME WANTING THEM TO. Of course I [69M] was angry as hell, and I decided to kidnap them and hide them in my dungeon, where I systematically raped them.

So reddit, AITA?