god I fucking hate Richard Linklater. pseudo deep bitch ass stupid dialogue writing fuck. I’ve watched all of his stupid fuckall movies everytime I go to a poetry slam or something and get along with a pretty girl there, and somehow cinema opinions come up because everyone’s a cinephile, they suggest some garbage like Boyhood or Before Fuckall or something. honestly I don’t give a fuck. it’s just cringe garbage like “omg we should read our old journals” “wow that’s so deep let’s fuck.” ffs I just wanna smash some art hoe coochie. I fucking love art hoes. but man I lose so many braincells. why am I so horny and art hoes so good at what they do with their mouths. everytime you enter some fucking Sarah Kaye loving Rupi Kaur apologist’s cheap fairy light lit The Bell Jar on the desk typewriter having mediocre poetry writing girls house, you’re going to get the opportunity to cuddle and stream the dryest fuckall Richard Linklater fucking movie that you’ve ever seen. especially Boyhood, imagine spending all that movie and time to create that piece of shit. man I just wanna fuck, can we just engage in subpar sex which we both will not enjoy but it’ll give us the satisfaction of having some sort of intimacy and move the fuck on. why is that every experience has to be meaningful? fuck Richard Linklater and fuck everyone who likes his movies. this always happens people, fucking arthoes asking what do you think about Before Sunrise, even the fucking cinephile neckbeards of the internet who will mansplain you about how his dialogue is humanist or something. you know what else is humanist? deez fucking nuts. fuck Richard Linklater motherfucker if I had a time machine I’d stop him from falling on his fucking head. fucking stupid ass pseudo intellectual waste of time garbage movies.