I was making a cheese toastie, my hamster was on the side watching me. i turned around to get my phone and while i wasnt looking my hamster went into the microwave. i closed the door and turned it on for 3 minutes without a second thought. to my horror after about 30 seconds i heard a bang come from the microwave. i open the door to see my hamster exploded across the door and walls. i dont know what to fucking do my wife will kill me