Totally looks staged, but if not that was very stupid of him and he’s lucky this didn’t end up terribly. I worked the graveyard shift at a gas station for a while and I got robbed at gunpoint one night. The guy came in screaming hysterically and waving his gun all over the place. I froze and it’s a miracle I didn’t shit myself. He stuck the gun in my face and started yelling but I couldn’t understand him because he was wearing a mask. I emptied the register and frantically tried to give him the money but he kept yelling and kept digging the gun into my forehead. I was certain this was how it would all end. Alone and afraid in a gas station making nine dollars an hour. He kept yelling and I finally managed to stutter out that I couldn’t understand him. He removed his mask, looked me square in the eye and calmly said, “I only need about tree fiddy”. It was around that time that I noticed he was in fact a fifty foot tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era. I gave him what he wanted and he slithered off into the darkness, never to be seen or heard from again.