Whilst listening to the beautiful song of Sex Offender Shuffle, I impossibly attempted to make the skater in my Phet simulation do 5 loops whilst having normal friction. Despite thinking it could be done with ease, I was quickly sent back to my senses. After 5 long and grueling hours, I had finally gotten a system to do 3 loops, however I had barely any road to complete another. Disappointed, I deleted my track, but determined to complete this task, I felt confidence. I worked and worked for 9 hours, only taking a break to masturbate a couple of times. With cum on my hands and sweat on my brows, I had gotten 4 loops. However, I had given up on the 5 after a week straight of work. Soon I will come back, and finish what I once started.