Mean Girls is based off a book written by Rosalind Wiseman (a best selling author). Not only is she a wiser human than you, she has a black belt in karate and could kick your ass.

After spending over a decade speaking with girls about the complex social issues they face, including boys, cliques, gossip, social hierarchy, and self-image, Wiseman wrote and published Queen Bees & Wannabes: Helping Your Daughter Survive Cliques, Gossip, Boyfriends & Other Realities of Girl World. The book gives suggestions on how parents can better understand and help their daughters navigate the social atmosphere of what Wiseman refers to as “Girl World.” It includes candid quotes from the girls Wiseman interviewed. Since its release in 2004, it has become a New York Times Best Seller.

Lindsay Lohan is just a pair of tits, there were actual brains behind the movie, don’t be so easily distracted next time.

and btw, Mean Girls is a great movie.