I shot one guy in the heat of the moment, and another guy saw me do it so I decisively decided to kill the witness too. I saw on his desk he had a family that might start demanding questions so I looked up his address through his ID and went there and shot them too. But his ID was outdated so I killed an innocent family. So I burned that place down to cover my tracks. I used Facebook to see his house and I knew the location. I peeked through the windows first to make sure it was the right family this time. I snuck in as best I could and killed them, including the dog that wouldn’t shut up. I then took the corpses and put them in the trunk of the car and burned the house down. I came back and picked up the other two bodies, now three since someone walked by as I was doing my work, and put them in the back seat. I drove up to a lake shore and set the car up to roll in there, but not before pouring some acid on the corpses on the ride here. I cleaned up with bleach and there was no cameras or documentation I was there at that hour. I left all their possessions in the car when it drove into the water.

I am decisive. He shouldn’t have eaten my Snickers, he knows how I get when I’m hungry.