You know, weddings are beautiful. They need good photographers to take good pictures of them. On average, a wedding photographer costs 2.5k-10k dollars just to take pictures of the “Greatest day of your life”. I call bullshit. I can’t believe people fall for the scam that is weddings. When I got married my life went into the shitter. It only got worse after the gremlins broke into my house and stole my money. The “wife” calls them kids, “our kids”, whatever those are. The worse part was none of them could cope with my hobby, conspiracy research. I tried to make them understand and know that the moon is a Russian drone. The moon landing was not faked, it was a cover-up for a secret CIA black mission. There is no way humanity can rule something as big and powerful as the United States of freaking America. It has to be something bigger. Ever notice how when Mark Zuckerberg walks, his legs go forward a bit? That’s a robot if I’ve ever seen one. Which I have. It’s Zuck. Remember that part from Superbad where Mc’Lovin hangs out with the cops, and shoots a car? I do. That was the worse time of my life. I loved that bullet like I love my car. My car is faster than the whole goddamn mainframe. I can run away from those silly bourgeoisie trash bags and lead a life of honesty and privacy. Zeno is watching you. And as I always say, wubba lubba dub dub, motherfuckers.