Okay i know the title sounds bad but please hear me out.

I am a man in my 40’s, i am an inventor who has been targeted by 2 furries, a racing competition came into town, the prize was becoming the ruler of the planet so I entered myself and my 2 autistic robots into the race, i told them i would shine their threads if they brought me victory.

They asked how.

I told them to just:

“win the race!
Just win the race!
Just win
Just win
Just win the race!
I don’t care what it takes
Just find a way to win the race!

Win the race!
Just win the race!
Just win
Just win
Just win the race!
I don’t care what it takes
Just find a way to make me happy!”

Then one of the furries (ill call him fox) said “That dirty rat!
He’s cheating, look!
I never had time for the fun stuff”
Then i replied with “That’s not a problem!
I’ve only just begun to cheat
I’m certain I’ll do some more~!”
One of my autistic robots than said “You’re gonna make us faster?”
I replied with “Of course, you idiot!


Get out and win the race!
Just win the race!
Just win
Just win
Just win the race!
I don’t care what it takes
Just find a way to win the race!

Win the race!
Just win the race!
Just win
Just win
Just win the race!
I don’t care what it takes
Just find a way to make me proud

I guess that’s the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog
I’ll have to give myself a prrromotion tomorrow!
The fun is just starting
I spent a billion mobians!
Throw the race or Fox is doomed!”

The other furries (hedgehog) said “There’s not much choice…”

I than said
“Ha ha! Yo ho ha!
I’ve finally done it!”

Hedgehog than said
“You win u/251169062775”

I said
“Yo ho ha!
Yes I did win, didn’t I?
Ha ha! Yo ho ha!
I’ve finally done it!”

Hedgehog than said.
“You win u/251169062775!”

I said
“Yo ho ha!
Nice try hedgehog

Finally, everyone will know it
I’m the boss and you know it, right?!
Yes, I am and now I’m ready to conquer every inch of Mobius!
Finally, everyone will know it
I’m the boss and you know it, right?!
Yes, I am and now I’m ready to conquer the universe!

I win the race!
I win the race!
I win
I win
I win the race!
I don’t care what I did
I won the race and now I’m happy!

I win the race!
I win the race!
I win
I win
I win the race!
I don’t care what I did
I won the race and now I’m done

I guess that’s the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog
I’ll have to give myself a prrromotion today!
The fun is now over
I spent all my money!
I won the race, Fox is yours!
I made it!

I win the race!
I win the race!
I win
I win
I win the race!
I don’t care what I did
I won the race and now I’m happy

I win the race!
I win the race!
I win
I win
I win the race!
I don’t care what I did
I won the race and now I’m done”

I feel like i went a little overboard AITA?

Before you comment, the furries have been harassing me for quite some time so I built 3 robots i call “the sssss squad” but all 3 of them are incredibly autistic.

I tried to stop the furries before but always failed so cheating was my last resort.