In the hypothetical scenario brought up by the famous meme “It was me Barry”, Reverse Flash states he jerked Barry off so fast it led Barry to believe he nutted instantly at just a woman’s touch.

This could actually never be done. For Barry to be jerked off fast enough as to not even notice it happening Reverse Flash would have to be moving at speeds beyond human perception. This means Barry’s brain 🧠 would not even have time to process the stimulus it was receiving.

It would be impossible for Barry to go from completely flaccid to orgasming in less than half a second. Literally, the electric signals would not even have time to reach his brain and back to his weiner.

And there is a second problem. Friction burn. If Reverse Flash grabbed Barry’s tiny pp and jerked it that fast it would simply rip the skin right off, or give Barry a terrible 3rd degree burn. Now, if he used lotion maybe that wouldn’t happen? I’m no expert. Also, we know he wouldn’t use his mouth 👄 because he specifically says he jerked Barry off, and not gave him a bj.

So that means Reverse Flash is actually lying. But why? He wants to help Barry not feel so bad about his premature ejaculation problem. Reverse Flash takes the blame for Barry’s embarrassing moment to help his rival maintain the confidence he needs to keep doing what he does. Because what is the Reverse Flash without a Flash to reverse?