I ๐ come to make an announcement ๐ฃ๏ธ: Shadow ๐ the Hedgehog ๐ฆ is a BITCH๐-ASS๐ MOTHER๐คฐFUCKER. HE PISSED ๐ง ON MY FUCKING WIFE! Thatโs right โก๏ธ, he took his hedgehog ๐ฆ fucking quilly dick ๐ out, and he pissed on MY ๐ FUCKING WIFE ๐, and he said it was โt h i s b i g๐โ and I ๐ said โThatโs disgusting! ๐คฎโ So Iโm making a callout ๐ฃ๏ธ post on my Twitter ๐ฆ dot com: Shadow ๐ the Hedgehog ๐ฆ, you got a small โฟ dick. Itโs the size of this WALNUT ๐ฐ except way smaller. And guess what? Hereโs what my dong ๐ looks like.
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๐[Explosion sound]๐ฅ
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THATโS RIGHT โก๏ธ, BABY ๐ถ! TALL POINTS ๐ผ, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS ๐ด. Look at that, it looks like two 2๏ธโฃ balls โฝ in a bong ๐ฌ. He fucked ๐๐ฆ my wife, so guess what, IโM๐ GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!๐ Thatโs right, this is what you ๐คค get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! ๐ฆ
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Except Iโm ๐ not ๐ซ gonna piss ๐ฆ on the Earth ๐. Iโm ๐ gonna go higher ๐. IโM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON ๐๐๐! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA ๐จ๐ฟ? I PISSED ๐๐ฅON THE MOON ๐, YOU IDIOT ๐คฅ!
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YOU ๐คค HAVE TWENTY 2๏ธโฃ๐
พ๏ธ THREE 3๏ธโฃ HOURS ๐๐๐BEFORE ๐
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๏ธ THE PISS ๐ฆ D R R R R O P L E T S HIT ๐ THE FUCKING ๐๐ EARTH ๐, NOW GET OUT OF MY ๐ FUCKING SIGHT ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ BEFORE I ๐ PISS ๐ฆ ON YOU ๐คค TOO 2๏ธโฃ!