So basically lads, I have no money. My dad is a huge fag and won’t give me what I need. Fucker right. So guys I decided to kick him down the stairs. I heard a bang and a few thumps. I just want the inheritance money but he’s not moving. So you lawyer cunts, am I the fucking asshole?

Edit: I think he fucking died, fuck.
Edit 2: Can I do the same to my legal guardian of female gender for extra cash?
Edit 3: Fuck the ambulance, give me my fucking money.