Carl Azuz is existent on CNN and in my bedroom. He gains power by telling gr8 jokes. He is so powerful at this point, that he can destroy the galaxy by simply cracking his 887th knuckle. He constantly smiles, even when talking about massive amounts of death. The crew at CNN tried to stop Carl before and failed. They are now under his control and will be his slaves for all of eternity. Killing Carl won’t work, for he is an immortal soul.