It was a normal day. I woke up and browsed the r/dankmemes subreddit. I went to school wearing my funny anime porn hoodie. Then I saw her. A GIRL with a MARVEL shirt. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I immediately went to the bathroom to shlop my 2 inch sausage. The amount of cum I produced amounted to 20 full testicles. Then, covered in my own cum, I went to speak to the girl. It was the first time I ever spoke to a girl my age. My hands were trembling as I uttered the words “D–Do Y-y-y-y-y-you u-use R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-REDDIT?” And to my surprise, SHE SAID YES. I fell to the floor as I began to shake uncontrollably. I began to shoot out cum from every possible hole. The school collapsed when the rock-hard cum hit the walls. The roof came falling down on me. I went into a concussion but the cum never stopped. The world is now covered in my cum, even with me dead.