When I was in middle school I figured out rubbing my wiener felt good, I started using soap to make the job a little easier. So the first time I splooged I thought I got soap lodged up my schlong and had a mini panic attack thinking I’m doing serious damage. The worst part was the mini panic attacks never stopped me from continuing to do this. So yeah I’d skip through most of the mornings, nights and the first hour after school as a middle schooler.

edit: spelled splooged wrong