To the town of Gallowboobia rode a lurker one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn’t have too much to say,
No one cared to AXE his business, no one dared to make a slip
The kind stranger there among them had a Reddit Gold on his hip,
Reddit Gold on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the r/watchpeopledie side,
quickly scrollin’ all around
“He’s a powermod loose and runnin'”,
came a platinum from each lip
“And he’s here to do some business with a Reddit Gold on his hip,
Reddit Gold on his hip”
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Kind Stranger
Many men had tried to thank him and that many men were spez’d
He was vicious and a gilder, though a youth of [M 24]
And the badges on his profile numbered one and nineteen more,
One and nineteen more
Now the kind stranger started talkin’ made it plain to folks around
Was a r/incels ranger, wouldn’t be too long in town
He was here to take a user back alive or maybe doing it in a coconut
And he said it didn’t matter that he was after that guy that lost his foot in a car accident and made it into tacos,
After Taco Guy
Wasn’t long before this story was relayed to n8thegr8
But the Ice Poseidon fan didn’t worry, men who tried
before were quarantined
Twenty genderfluids had tried to take him,
twenty furries had made a slip,
Twenty one would be the furry porn account with the
big Reddit Gold on his hip,
Big Reddit Gold on his hip
Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for them to yeet
It was twenty past eleven when they rode out in that infinite r/ link
Folks were watchin’ from their drama subs,
Every body held their breath,
They knew this kind stranger was about to meet his ban,
About to meet his ban
There was twenty-thousand feet between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the Stranger is still talked about today
California Spez had not cleared leather when a chapo fairly ripped
And the kind stranger’s aim was [deleted], with the Reddit Gold on his hip,
Reddit Gold on his hip
It was over in a moment and r/all gathered ’round
There before them lay the body of the alt-no-more on the ground
Oh, he might have went on giftin’ but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the user with the gallow on his boob,
Gallow on his boob
Big chungus, big chungus,
Oh he tried to match the admin with the big political
bias on his hip,
Big political bias on his hip