All I did here was update the leet.
#Euphemisms
##Censorship
Penniesored Nickelsored Dimesored Quartersored Dollarsored Harmonized Rivercrabbed Redacted Expunged Exploded Expanded Creepered Scrubbed Orwelled Memoryholed Rubberducked Tanked Squared Extinguished Modified Trumpeted Saxophoned Violined Celloed Georged Nineteened Thirtyfived Sixed Foured Eightynined Eightyfoured Fived Kimed Xied Putined Forked Spooned Forgotten Minitrued Minipaxed Miniplentied Miniluved Eurasied Eastasied Oceanied Fished Tuned Pianoed Sead Aquaticized Produced Creeked Crustaceaned Snailed Slugged Shelled Stream Oceaned Brooked Bizzed Gidded Jaced Lidded Ziffed Zigged Wummed Meffed Jisped Dajjed Soyed Greened Dammed Libbed Escorted Maintained Vacationed Consoled Researched Treated Quinged Blacked/NSFW double entendre Shirted Yellowed Lussed Farmed Lived Judanged Buffed Teaned Anned Menned[I could keep making this nonsense all day]
##Reddit (especially helpful for avoiding the r/Showerthoughts automod)
dom
Snoo
subforum
domforum
underforum
subSnoo
domSnoo
underSnoo
overSnoo
SnooForum
Redigg
Digg
Excavate
Reading
Saw That
underwriters (subscribers)
contribution (post)
publication (post)
mail (post)
LZ (OP, f.楼主)
lazer (OP)
return (reply)
sender (reply)
snail (DM)
scholarship (ban)
foot (self-delete)
capita (account)
sprite (image)
cola (image)
modpack (edit)
verticality (upvote)
gravity (downvote)
force (advertisement)
404 or 86 (when mods nuke a thread)
String (thread)
Rope (thread)
Twine (thread)
Tape (thread)
Line (thread)
Fishing line (thread)
Cane (thread)
Fish (thread)
Red-walled (thread nuke)
##Almonds
Peanuts
Cashews
Pistachios
Treenuts
Trees
Alms
#Unicode Confusables
(this list is not exhaustive, some symbols can stand for multiple letters)
a: а ə ɚ α ɒ А Α Ꭺ 4 ٨ д Д ʌ ʎ 𐑵 𐐨 Λ λ
b: В Β Ь ʙ в ɞ β Ꮟ Ᏼ ɓ 𐑇 𐐚 𐑂 𐐝 𐑅 𐐒 𐐺 𐐞 𐑆 ฿
c: с С Ꮳ Ꮯ 𐐕 𐐽 𐐖 𐐾 𐑤 𐑱 ¢
d: δ Ꭰ ɖ ɗ 𐐔 𐐼 𐐇 𐐯 𐐀 𐑒 𐑓 𐑔 𐐟 𐐌 𐐴
e: е ɘ ɛ ɜ 3 з З ཇ ཟ Ε Е Ё ё ㅌ ཉ э Ꮛ ξ Σ Ξ ʒ 𐐁 𐐩 𐐂 𐐪 𐐍 𐐵 € £
f: Γ Г Ꮁ
g: ɠ ɢ ʛ 9 Ꮽ Ꮐ Ꮳ Ꮹ Ᏻ
h: ħ ɦ ɧ ʜ Н н Η # Ꮒ Ꮋ
i: ı ı̇ ι ι̇ ו ו̇ ɪ̇ ɪ ɨ Ꭵ Ꭸ Ꮀ l | Ι ا ا̇ 1 ར ן ǀ ! 𐐆 𐐮 𐑦 𐑑 𐑪 𐑬 𐑶
j: ʝ ɟ ʄ ɹ ɺ ʃ ɻ 𐑨
l: ɭ ɬ ʟ I 1 | I ℹ︎ ١ ו י Ꮮ ǀ 𐐛 𐑃 𐑖 𐑗 𐑘 𐑙 𐑚 𐑛 𐐢 𐑊 𐑧 𐑢 𐑣 £
m: ɱ м М Μ Ｍ ｍ Ꮇ ʍ 𐑺
n: и И Ν η ŋ ɲ ɳ ɴ ם Ꮑ π 𐐥 𐑍 𐑼 𐑽 𐑿 𐑺
o: ɔ ø 𐐣 𐑋 ɵ ɸ θ ʘ Ｏ 0 ㅇ ༠ ه ٥ ס ם 𐐃 𐐫 𐐄 𐐬 𐐅 𐐭 𐐦 𐑎 𐑴 𐑮 𐑲
p: Р р Ρ ρ Ꮲ Ꭾ ? 𐐙 𐑁 𐑜 𐑞 𐐊 𐐲 𐑝 𐑟 𐐐 𐐸 𐑳 ₽
q: ཤ ག ཀ ٩ Ꮞ 𐐋 𐐳 𐐓 𐐻 𐑐 𐑑 𐐡 𐑉
r: г Г Γ Ꭱ ɾ ʁ ʀ ɽ 𐐑 𐐹 𐑾 𐑝 𐑩 ₹
s: Ꮪ Ꮥ Ꭶ ʂ 𐐠 𐑈 𐑕 𐐤 𐑌 𐑥 § 𐑭
t: ד ז τ Τ т Т 7 ɫ Ｔ ʈ 𐑝 ł † ┼ ┽ ߙ ╀ ╁ ┾ ┿ ╄ ╃ ╈ ╆ ╂ ╇ ∤
u: υ μ ʊ ʉ ʋ ц Ц
v: ν Ꮙ ⱱ ɤ 𐐏 𐐷 𐐜 𐑄 𐐈 𐐰 𐑫 𐑻
w: ω ψ Ψ Ꮃ Ꮤ ɯ ɰ 𐑿 𐐗 𐐿 𐐘 𐑀 𐐎 𐐶 𐐉 𐐱 𐑻 ш щ Ш Щ
x: Х х Χ χ ×
y: γ Υ у У ץ Ꭹ ɣ ʏ ¥
z: Ζ ʐ ʑ 𐑷 𐑸 𐑹 𐐧 𐑏 𐑠 𐑡 𐑯 𐑰 ƨ
#13375P34K (Leetspeak) Guide
(note: some sequences can stand for more than one letter)
##Basic
4BCD3FGH1JK1MN0PQR57UVWXYZ
48C63F6H1JK1MN0P9R57UVWXYZ
##Basicn’t
###Basic Latin 1337
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Þ ð [space]
– @ |3 ( [) 3 \# 9 |-| | \_| |< \|_ |\\/| |\\| 0 |\* \*| |\^ $ + |\_| \\/ \\/\\/ },{ \\,/ % |o o) ,\_,
Alternatively,
/\\ – – ]} – – – – – \\_/ – – – – () – – – – ‘|’ \\\_/ – – – – –
( – = no alt)
###Diacritical marks
ï ñ í ì ī å î ǐ й ȋ ç ỏ ą ḁ
> ” ~ ‘ ` – \* ^ v u n J ? c o (Use as lone character after letter)
###Hindu-Arabic numerals
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
> :l Z E ‘| S b “| B q ()
###(Russian) Cyrillic script leet
А Б В Г Д Е Ё Ж З И Й К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Ъ Ы Ь Э Ю Я
> @ 6 |3 |” A E E” }|{ 3 |/| |/|u K j’| |\\/| |-| 0 |’| |\* ( + \\,/ (|) },{ I\_\| ‘-| |\_|\_| I\_I\_| ‘b b| b :3 |-O %
###Greek 1337
Α Β Γ Δ Ε Ζ Η Θ Ι Κ Λ Μ Ν Ξ Ο Π Ρ Σ Τ Υ Φ Χ Ψ Ω
> @ |3 |” /.\\ 3 % |-| (-) | |< /\\ |\\/| |\\| E, () |’| |\* E + \\,/ (|) >< ‘|’ .(). (See above for diacritics)
###Ideographic Description Characters
⿰⿱⿲⿳⿴⿵⿶⿷⿸⿹⿺⿻
> [|] B [[| |=| [o] |;| |:| [o: [;; ;;] |;; \*o
(Kangxi radicals won’t be figured out for a considerable amount of time)
***
(Combine with some sort of spelling reform for even more obfuscation)
###31337 Escapes for the old leet (you should be able to figure out the new leet MD escapes)
\\\_| = \_|
|\\\_ = |\_
|\\\\/| = |\\/|
|\\\\| = |\\|
|\\\* = |\*
\\\*| = \*|
|\\\^ = |\^
|\\\_| = |\_|
\\\\/ = \\/
\\\\/\\\\/ = \\/\\/
\\\\,/ = \\,/
/\\\\ = /\\
\\\_/ = \_/
\\\\\\\_/ = \\\_/
#Obfuscative Respelling
[IPA > Latin alphabet]
eɪ > ay
eː > ee
aɪ > ai
oʊ > ow
yuː > yuu
æ > a
ɛ > e
ɪ > i
ɑ > o
ɜ > u
ɔ > uo
ɔɪ > uoy
eə > eu
ə > uh
ɚ > hr
m,n,p,b,t,d,k,g,s,z,l,h,f,v > [same]
ʃ > sh
ʒ > zh
ŋ > ŋ
ɹ > r
ɾ > ddr
ʔ > hk
θ > th
ð > dh
ʊ > oo
j > y
d͡ʒ > j
t͡ʃ > c
pʰ > ph
tʰ > tth
kʰ > kh
kʰʷ > khw
kʷ > kw
uː > uu
ə̃ > unh
ǀ > kth
n̩ > hn
l̩ > hl
ɹ̩ > hrr
#Ciphers
##Caesar shift
>Format:
N
In
Out
1
𝙰𝙱𝙲𝙳𝙴𝙵𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙺𝙻𝙼𝙽𝙾𝙿𝚀𝚁𝚂𝚃𝚄𝚅𝚆𝚇𝚈𝚉
𝙱𝙲𝙳𝙴𝙵𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙺𝙻𝙼𝙽𝙾𝙿𝚀𝚁𝚂𝚃𝚄𝚅𝚆𝚇𝚈𝚉𝙰
2
𝙰𝙱𝙲𝙳𝙴𝙵𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙺𝙻𝙼𝙽𝙾𝙿𝚀𝚁𝚂𝚃𝚄𝚅𝚆𝚇𝚈𝚉
𝙲𝙳𝙴𝙵𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙺𝙻𝙼𝙽𝙾𝙿𝚀𝚁𝚂𝚃𝚄𝚅𝚆𝚇𝚈𝚉𝙰𝙱
3
𝙰𝙱𝙲𝙳𝙴𝙵𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙺𝙻𝙼𝙽𝙾𝙿𝚀𝚁𝚂𝚃𝚄𝚅𝚆𝚇𝚈𝚉
𝙳𝙴𝙵𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙺𝙻𝙼𝙽𝙾𝙿𝚀𝚁𝚂𝚃𝚄𝚅𝚆𝚇𝚈𝚉𝙰𝙱𝙲
And so on…
##Monoalphabetic cipher
>Format:
Ciphered charset
Substitute αβ (alphabet)
Test message
Output
𝙰𝙱𝙲𝙳𝙴𝙵𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙺𝙻𝙼𝙽𝙾𝙿𝚀𝚁𝚂𝚃𝚄𝚅𝚆𝚇𝚈𝚉 𝟶𝟷𝟸𝟹𝟺𝟻𝟼𝟽𝟾𝟿 𝚗𝙶𝙾𝙵𝙶𝙳𝙱𝚈𝚅𝚆𝟾𝟿𝟷𝙹𝟺𝙲𝚁𝚄𝚀𝚂𝙴𝙼𝙽𝙰𝙸𝚃 !𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚏𝚛𝚟𝚎
NEVER FORGET TIANANMEN SQUARE 1989
JGMGU D4UBGS SVnJnJ1GJ QREnUG ieve
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA \*this substitution is the Atbash cipher and this example is done case-insensitive
Mank Demes
Nzmp Wvnvg
##ASCII Zero width embedding
1. [Convert ASCII to binary](https://www.rapidtables.com/convert/number/ascii-to-binary.html)
2. Replace space with zero width space ><, 0 with zero width non-joiner ><, and 1 with zero width joiner (on next line)
Alternatively, use ZWSP as a value and ZWNJ for the other value, as ZWJ’s can be finicky at times, and infer the 8 bit separation from context, with which this sentence contains the first paragraph of *Nineteen Eighty-Four*.
##Unicode zero width embedding
It’s like above, but with Unicode hex. Well more like binary UTF-16 (0000000000000000-1111111111111111, enough to encode the Basic Multilingual Plane), because without determiners, we need to distinguish initial zeroes in the bytes. Conflicting endianness obfuscates things more between strings (or rather, inconsistent endianness).
1. [Convert the Unicode to hexadecimal](https://www.branah.com/unicode-converter)
2. [Convert the hexadecimal to binary](https://www.rapidtables.com/convert/number/hex-to-binary.html)
3. Replace binary with zero-width characters as stated above, like the Japanese in this sentence.
For characters outside of the BMP, you need to do this with 00000000000000000000000000000000-11111111111111111111111111111111, as to UTF-32 or UCS-4.
This is especially obfuscating when combined with the other methods.