I 😎 come to make an announcement 🗣️: Shadow 🌚 the Hedgehog 🦔 is a BITCH🐕-ASS🍑 MOTHER🤰FUCKER. HE PISSED 💧 ON MY FUCKING WIFE! That’s right ➡️, he took his hedgehog 🦔 fucking quilly dick 🍆 out, and he pissed on MY 😎 FUCKING WIFE 💏, and he said it was “t h i s b i g🍆” and I 😎 said “That’s disgusting! 🤮” So I’m making a callout 🗣️ post on my Twitter 🐦 dot com: Shadow 🌚 the Hedgehog 🦔, you got a small ♿ dick. It’s the size of this WALNUT 🌰 except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong 🍆 looks like.

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🎇[Explosion sound]🔥

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THAT’S RIGHT ➡️, BABY 👶! TALL POINTS 🗼, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS 😴. Look at that, it looks like two 2️⃣ balls ⚽ in a bong 🚬. He fucked 🍆💦 my wife, so guess what, I’M😎 GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!🌐 That’s right, this is what you 🤤 get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! 💦

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Except I’m 😎 not 🚫 gonna piss 💦 on the Earth 🌐. I’m 😎 gonna go higher 🌋. I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON 🌚🌚🌚! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA 👨🏿? I PISSED 🍆🔥ON THE MOON 🌚, YOU IDIOT 🤥!

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YOU 🤤 HAVE TWENTY 2️⃣🅾️ THREE 3️⃣ HOURS 🕛🕕🕛BEFORE 🅱️4️⃣⬅️ THE PISS 💦 D R R R R O P L E T S HIT 🌋 THE FUCKING 🍆👌 EARTH 🌐, NOW GET OUT OF MY 😎 FUCKING SIGHT 👁️👄👁️ BEFORE I 😎 PISS 💦 ON YOU 🤤 TOO 2️⃣!