A couple of months ago, my mom brought me and my friends to MacDonalds. We ordered food and sat down at a table. I’m a gamer, so naturally I was worrying about the WiFi suddenly being cut, or privatized while I was playing online Sudoku instead of socializing, in which case I would have to bend once again to the will of society and either walk across the street (yes, walk) to Dunkin’ Doughnuts, or I will have to willingly ask what their WiFi password is.

So while I’m worrying about this, my moms hand suddenly reaches out and strokes my right cheek. I was absolutely humiliated. My “friends” started laughing at me. This event shook me to my core. A prime example of oppression that gamers such as myself endure on a daily basis. I stormed out and set out to establish communism.

With communism, Gamers would never have to work against society by themselves. Gamers could truly rise up, and form a complete utopia, free from oppression and minorities^(/s). We would all be privy to the same games on steam (not epic though because they’re capitalist dogs who should be shot), so no single Gamer would have a P2W advantage over another. But the best part?

Gamers wouldn’t be free from society. They would be society.

So join me gamers, in a world free from oppression.