MUSTARD AND KETCHUP SHOULD NEVER BE USED AS A ***”CONDIMENT”***. NOT EVEN OUR DARK LORD SATAN HIMSELF THINKS IT IS A GOOD IDEA. He put them on Earth as a *”Loooool, FUnni Trolll XD XD XD”* gamer moment, but some fucking ***SHIT EATING DOORKNOB*** thought to himself, *”OHH, I love having my tastebuds repeatedly raped by this garbage”*. Tried as he might, our good friend Lucy was never able to rid the world of this bullshit. He already had his hands in congress, but was still unable to pass any such laws to ban the practice of putting these colorful stains on your goddamned hamburgers. In short, no one should ever use this tomato diarrhea or yellow seed piss for any purpose than torturing prisoners in a Russian gulag. Gain some respect for your tongue for once. Jesus fucking **Christ**