##What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little noob? I’ll have you know I was MVP of my team in the RLCS finals, and I’ve been involved in numerous demos of goalkeepers, and I have over 300 confirmed 360 aerial roof reset no-scope goals. I am trained in rocket science and I’m the top specialist in rigid body physics calculus in Russia. You are nothing to me but just another Batmobile to demo. I will wipe you the fuck out of platinum with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pro players across Twitch and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the DDOS, maggot. The DDOS that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call you Steam folder. Lick my ass kid! I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bump you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my old XBox 360 controller. Not only am I extensively trained in aerials, but I have access to the entire painted Octane inventory of Sajuukx and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re mother is a gay.

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