So I have a really unique problem I hope you guys can tackle. I was born with an excessive amount of foreskin, which the doctors couldn’t really diagnose cuz I’m the first of my kind. But hey, the natural solution is simple right? Just get circumsized! Well, there’s a problem.

See, my parents are crazy racist Neo-Nazis. They refuse to cut my foreskin cuz they see it as “jew shit”. I’m only 15 and I really need some help, I hope you wonderful strangers of reddit can help me out!