not today, about 14 years ago.

I was getting a tattoo on the side of my calf, so i decided to put on a pair of old cut off jeans I had. I used to wear these to gigs, parties and sessions and over time I chopped off the calves because they became frayed, I patched the pockets back on, and most importantly, I had worn out the entire inner crotch area of the jeans, leaving a double-fist size hole.

I always wear undies, so I didn’t care too much, put on my boxers, shorts, went out to the shop to get this tattoo. I was lying on my left side, both my legs in a sort of “foetal position” while he tattood the side of my right calf. it took a few hours and the room we were in was sweaty as fuck and really warm – he was talking to me about how he was pissed off that he got a hot rock burn(hash burns) on his new jacket. so i said “think that’s bad, check this out” opened my legs to show him my crotch hole. turns out my underpants were riding up, and my entire cock and balls were just on show.

He giggled and so did I, dunno if he was impressed or if i should be ashamed…never went back there again.

TL;DR: Flashed my tattoo artist my dick and balls