If a Rich man is called sugar daddy, what is a poor man called?

Single

Baby Daddy

Splenda Uncle

Flour daddy

Splenda daddy, he doesn’t have the funds to be a sugar daddy

A pervert

Salty baby

Vinegar Papa

Nobody calls a poor man!

Fuck Boi

Poor

I don’t know. He went out for cigarettes when I was three and I can’t remember his name.

High fructose corn syrup daddy

The rest of us