“19 dollar fortnite card? Who wants it? And yes I’m giving it away, remember, share, share, share! And trolls, don’t get blocked.”
A few weeks later, after all the memes…
“I saw those troll videos… and guess what! No more fortnite. No more cards. No more 19 dollars. You are all getting blocked.”
But that made the trolls troll even harder! So he put an end to this.
“Alright, so basically you trolls are annoying… I’m putting an end to this. With my MEGABLOCKER! I WILL BLOCK THE EARTH! YOU GUYS WILL BE DESTROYED IN A MATTER OF SECONDS! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE DEATH.”
Everyone was in panic. It was havoc.
23 hours, and 59 minutes later…
“YOU GUYS DID NOT UNDERSTAND MY TRUE POWER. SAY YOUR FINAL MESSAGES. GOODBYE.”
A couple seconds later…
“IM PULLING THE SWITCH ALL OF YALL. GOODBYE.”
But nasa built rockets for everyone to go on so they would be in space!
Then he fired it… but the thing was it was zapping the planet to destroy humans, and humans only! All the other people were in space. But he built it where it would still kill him. So when he pulled it… he died! Everyone then lived in peace.