O SAY CAN YOU SHART

IN THE LOCAL WALMART

WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED

FROM ANUS’ LAST LEAKING

WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARS

THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT

O’ER AISLES WE WATCHED…

SHIT GALLANTLY STREAMING

 AND MUTT’S NAPPY HAIR

NAEGROES EVERYWHERE

GAVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE

IS 56% DISGRACE

O’ SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED

BUMMER YET CUUUUUUUT

FOR THE LAND OF SHAAAART

AND THE HOME OF THE MUUTTTT

 O’ THUS WILL IT BE EVER

THROUGH THE MART THAT IS FREE

THERE IS NO MALL COP

WE NEED NOT TO FEAR PAUL BLART

SO I TAKE UP THIS CART

THROUGH THE MART’S GROCERIES

WHEN SUDDENLY THERE WAS

A WET GREASY FEELING

 IT WAS TRICKLING DOWN

AND INCREDIBLY BROWN

THE SHART IN THE MART

IT STANK UP THE WHOLE TOWN

 O’ SAY DOES THAT SHITE SPANGLED

MOTORCART YET DRIVE

 O’ER THE LAND OF THE SHAAAART

AND THE HOME OF THE MUUUUTTT