Penis. Yes. The one and only penis. Only the largest of penises will qualify as real mighty penises. Did you know that penises shoot toothpaste if you shake it violently? Life hack number two. Penis is my biggest friend. If my penis ever separates from me i don’t think i will have a reason to live anymore. I love my penis more than i love my wife and kids. My penis makes me happy and i love my penis. Did you people know that i love my penis? I love talking about penises. Penises are fluffy and funny, just like my scrambled eggs that i ate for breakfast. My penis is also awesome when it’s sucked. It rises up and wants to fight anyone who goes near it. Penis.