This isn’t a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.00000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel I’m that guy. There’s no real stats to back this up, I just know I’ve always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would have left me in an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly.

In other words, I feel like my odds, personally, would have been different.