Objection!

Dear liberal, you claim Kowalski doesn’t have sex, yet in The Penguins of Madagascar (the series), in two episodes, we have a smart chicken.

You may ask, “what does this have to do with anything?”.Well, in the first episode she appears, she gets seduced by Kowalski.You may claim “but this is not sex!!”.Well, in the second episode she appears, she gets seduced again, but this time, she lays an egg!And when do animals in general lay eggs?Exactly, after sex, not before, not in-between, which leads to one conclusion:Kowaslki fucked the chicken.But he didn’t fucked her in the traditional way, because they never had the time to stay near to eachother (also he was frozen in the second episode), no.He fucked her using his charm.

It couldn’t be someone else to fuck her, because she layed the egg as soon as Kowalski seduced her, not to mention he seduced her before, so there is the possibility she was “pregnant” with the egg.She was also imprisoned between episodes, so nobody else could fuck her, and Imshe wanted revenge against penguins.I’m sure her priorities weren’t to get fucked, so she didn’t met a cock in her way.In conclusion, she either lays eggs slows as shit, or fast as fuck.

Liberal status:owned