I nut a lot. I’m talkin ALOT a lot, like seriously. Around 14-17 times per sitting. Those aren’t rookie numbers. And you can bet your ass this is an everyday occurrence. I’ll be damned if I ever skip a day without getting a nice fat nut or 12 in. But I’ll tell ya something, oh boy let me tell ya. You bet your ass I skip number 8. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. EVER except the first time. I had to find out the hard way about number 8. Rewind to my first monkey spanking session. Things were going great. I had just finished nut numero 7 and was getting aroused for number 8. My climax was coming, and finally… a painless nut. I was baffled. Why didn’t this nut cause me pain like all the other nuts? I screamed. Shouting at the heavens for answers from above exclaiming “CHRIST! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHY HAVE U CURSED ME WITH A NUT THAT DOES NOT BURN MY URETHRA OR ANY OF MY GENITALIA.” My parents rushed upstair after the commotion. I explained what happened and they were also at a loss of words. I continued with my cum fest and NONE OF THE NEXT NUTS WERE PAINLESS. I have no answers. And neither does God. I’m not sure if there even is one because if there is then why would he do this to me. The best part of it all is to this day I don’t know if number 8 will be painless, or if it was just a one time thing, but u bet your bottom dollar that I’m never taking the chance to see, because I will never risk enduring the seemingly infinite painless nut ever again. 8 DOESNT HURT SO I SKIP NUMBER 8 EVERY TIME