Lil Dicky is a pretty good storyteller. I’m pretty sure he could be wayyyyy better if he actually wanted to. He’s got the skills there, just a matter of honing them.
Jack is alright. He used to be good but nowadays I just find him boring. He’s doing Drake but worse. Earlier in his discography you could clearly hear the inspiration but he gave it his own spin, nowadays that’s lost.
Drake isn’t white. IF he were, he’d be up there, Drake is a amazing rapper. His legacy on that regard has been irreversibility hurt by the ghostwriter allegations, but he has already proved himself to be a great rapper on his own right.
I know you were joking, btw. Just felt like writing this