I am an esteemed psychologist from Yemen, and I once went into the great pyramid of Giza and found a jug of urine that belonged to Pharaoh Ramesses ii, I drank 50ml of it and had strange dreams for a whole week:-

1- This might sound a bit odd and random, but I have actually dreamt of Zeus mating with a palm tree and begetting an ant that is capable of crawling on the edge of the Higgs Boson!

2- I also dreamt of my mitochondria protesting to break free from my organelles, claiming that nature has enslaved them!

3- On another night of a full moon, I dreamt of Professor Noam Chomsky eating books and regurgitating the field of Modern Linguistics!

4- The funniest dream I ever had, was when I had a vision of a Neanderthal swallowing a whole apple, and it played ping-pong with his heart while passing down his esophagus!

5- This is by no means a joke, but the most disgusting dream I ever had, was of a female’s menstruation blood turning into jelly and being marketed by an Oompa Loompa as Halloween treats!

6- I also had a nightmare of riding on a mare at night, with the Pharaoh’s personal witch, she was pregnant with a fetus that was eating her placenta!

Do you think my dreams have any philosophical implications at all?

I’m just a little concerned that I’m having a neurological malfunction!

Given that I’ve heard my neurons conspiring to abandon the dwelling of my skull, things don’t seem to be heading in the right direction, ever since!