**Every YouTube comment:**
“First!”
“Notification squad”
“Why is this in my recommended?”
“Let’s be honest, this wasn’t in your recommended.”
“Take a shot everytime …”
“Welcome to another day in quarantine”
“See you all when this gets recommended again.”
“Who is watching this in 2020?”
“Why am I watching this at 3 am?”
“99% of the comments”
“Remember when …? Neither do I.”
“Can we all just take a moment to appreciate …”
“Underrated comment”
“Edit: Thanks for all the likes!”
“Who’s here from TikTok?”
“I edited this comment so the replies don’t make any sense”
“5 million people: interesting”
“Doctor: you have 6 minutes to live.”
“So we’re all just gonna ignore the part where …”
“Who else is here …”
“I want to like your comment but it’s at 69 likes”
“r/woooosh”
“The dislikes are from …”
Meme Comments
“Am I a joke to you?”
“No one, literally no one, not a single soul”
“… is a paid actor”
“But then I took an arrow to the knee”
“It’s complicated”
“Last time I was this early, …”
“In the future, humor will be randomly generated.”
“Write that down!”
“This is big brain time.”
“Imagine if this was the only proof of human existence”
“He protecc, he attacc”
“Everyone liked that.”
“My goals are beyond your understanding.”
“1945 colorized”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.”
“I felt that.”
“So you have chosen death”
“The kid named …”
“Me, an intellectual”
“In 2020 we’ll have flying cars”
“The perfect … doesn’t exi-“
“Plot twist”
“I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”
“Heavy breathing”
“But that thing, it scares me.”
“This is fine.”
” … has entered the chat”
“I have several questions”
“Everyone gangsta till”
“Hotel Trivago”
“That’s a lot of damage”
“Are you challenging me?”
“I don’t need sleep. I need answers.”
“Hold my beer.”
“👁️👄👁️”
“Visible confusion”
“Allow us to introduce ourselves”
“Why do I hear boss music?”
“I like the part where…”
“You underestimate my power”
“We have … at home. The … at home:”
“Sweating profusely”
“Understandable, have a nice day”
“I’m gonna stop you right there”
“Bold of you to assume”
“(chuckles) I’m in danger.”
“When the world needed him most, …”
“Always has been”
“I’m a simple man”
“Surprised Pikachu”
“Her: He’s probably thinking about other girls. Him:”
“Girls: …, the Boys: …”
“Yes but actually no”
“Laughs in …”
“How many do you want? Me: Yes.”
“Say no more”
“… would like to know your location”
“Legend has it”
“Roses are red, violets are blue”
“It’s free real estate”
“Wait, that’s illegal!”