Brushing your teeth is very gay: you’re literally putting a hard shaft in your mouth and moving it back and forth, and spitting out white stuff at the end. Since women these days claim to somehow enjoy giving oral (instead of doing it out of obligation like a proper tradwife), I bet they get sexual pleasure out of brushing teeth too, so those should be sold at the adult store. Anyway, nothing should go in a man’s mouth except steak and beer.