Oh. My God.

I was just in a voice chat with a Female. I cannot believe this. I would have never though one of such being like me would be able to experience this. I will not be able to recover. This was so life changing. A womans voice is so luscious and I will make sure to dream of this tonight, I want to remember this experience for the rest of my life. Like this will never happen again!! and the best part is that she laughed at my jokes. I am so proud of myself and I will cherish this moment. A woman has acknowledged me.

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*2 days later*
OH MY FUCKING GOD It happened again the SAME female. Yes SAME female just hopped on a call with me and it was better than the last time. It turns out she loves my little pony so I must marry her this FUCKING instant. I cannot allow an opportunity like this to pass again.

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*Week later*
I have been away for so long but it was all worth it. I am so sorry for not updating this but look. I just asked this girl out. you will never guess what she said. She accepted my request. We have been talking about brony stuff and I jizzed every moment she mentioned the name “Rainbow Dash” cause every time I hear that word the image of the R34 I have seen of the magnificent sexy pony pops into my mind. I will make sure she COSPLAYS as her one day. When we have SEX I will beg her to cosplay as it. E-sex or real sex It doesn’t matter. I would prefer esex though so I can see her marvellous titties and the wonderful macaroni sounds her scrumptious pussy would make whilst she masturbates to my cock. I am a professional at this as I have studied this past week. Hopefully, we can e-sex tonight cause I know she is thirsty.

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*10 hours later*
It has happened. I just sent her a picture of my 1.5 inch cock and hope she likes it. I had “Big McIntosh” cosplay on as he is the sexiest male pony. She also asked to E-Sex tonight. I cannot believe it. I am about jizz all over my camera whilst hearing her neigh in the voice chat. I will hope she doesn’t laugh when she sees my 1.5 inch hard cock in the camera cause it looked a bit bigger in the picture. I am hoping she has a “Big McIntosh” dildo so she can imagine it is my cock and so she can moan and scream his name pretending it is me. That would be my dream.

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*3 hours later*
I have never been this exhausted in my life. I was wanking for 3 hours straight to this girl, she is so fucking hot and I have never seen tits this nice in my life, if we exclude all the my little pony rule34 I have looked at. My cock will never work the same after this. It will not get hard for a whole week after the suffering I put it to. I cum and I instantly start jerking off again. Anything she commanded me to do I would do. I had to shove a broom handle up my asshole to satisfy her. I must say this girl, is the girl I will marry, have kids with, sleep with, finger, give anal to and everything. I will make sure she is the happiest girl in her life and I will NOT allow anyone to ruin this. I am so proud and happy that I was able to get such a fine girl to be mine.

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*another week later*
i am in so much pain i am too tired to try and put grammar into this like this girl is so fierce and gorgeous but god damn she has so much energy i cannot keep up my dick cannot even go hard anymore i have tried so hard even to my favourite rule34 of rainbow dash and it isnt popping up i tried real porn and no. this girl has destroyed my dick and it will never work again but i just love her so much so i will keep on going. no other girl will ever love me so wish me luck and pray that i can marry her. goodbye to all of you i will not be updating this anymore unless something ecstatic happens.