I want to cum in random places in my house that I know she’ll touch, say a cupboard, door handle, her closet door, maybe makeup brushes (all though that might be too obvious? Unless she mistakes it for lotion which would be hot cause then she might mistake it as moisturizer and rub it into her face 😍)

I could also just collect enough of my semen in a cup over the course of a couple days and get a small brush and just paint it on different handles and surfaces instead of trying to aim at things and getting the proportions wrong. I know this is a bit weird but I just have the strongest urge to do this, does it count as sexual assault or some type of crime? If it does then I won’t do it, but I’ll still probably fantasize about it.