Bugs are seen as little insects with few uses but they might not be as harmless as we all think.
A quote from the Bee Movie, “According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” The Bee defies all laws of Gravity know by humans, showing that they possess powers to defy the Laws of Physics.
As well as that Cockroaches have the ability to live a week without their head, and move around. They have the ability to cheat death. Even more frightening, ants can lift 500 times their own weight, that would be like if I was able to lift Something, i have no fucking clue! You might be thinking “Oh, this sounds like a foolish hypothetical thing.” BUT DO I LOOK LIKE A MAD MAN?
Think about this, with the Bees Gravity-defying powers, the Cockroaches immortality, and the Ants Physic breaking strength, if these insects, that possess god-like powers, were able to harness these powers together, it would be THE END OF MANKIND! Evidence shows that Ants and Cockroaches work together, and if they breed with a bee, that offspring would be like jesus but instead of being a kind man he will be a FUCKING BUG! If you’ve ever survived kindergarten, (cause i didn’t) you would know that animals have sex. So these fucks would breed like rabbits, if the rabbits were on drugs and got beat the shit out of 100 to many times. So it would be death, painful FUCKING DEATH.
You might want to know if we have a way of fighting back against these Threats, but Grasshoppers can jump up over 200 times its body length, meaning that our Planes and Helicopters are at risk if this bug uprising were to occur.
And not to mention the army of spiders that will harm humanity as it haunts our dreams. But I see you thinking, “Couldn’t we just live in Bunkers for the rest of our lives and not have to deal with it?” WELL GUESS WHAT? Termites have the jaw strength to chew through BRICKS! AND TERMITES ARE JUST ANTS WITH A GOD DAMN FUCKING CRIMINAL RECORD. Most of you are probably thinking, “ This has gone off the rails, but I don’t care.”
(back of the room)”This guy is insane”
NO YOUR INSANE! Ya know what, Im gonna do it. I WILL fucking do it.
Anyone here who things Insane will know that I will make these bugs reproduce and imbreed. And not sleep until these bugs have made there murderous child which i will take custody of and then say, “MORE”. These fuckers will fly to anyone’s home that challenges my knowledge. And make them suffer for insulting me. So don’t. Fucking. Do it.
So the whole point of this monologue was to just warn you about the coming destruction and think “Yeah, the decreasing Bee population might not be that bad after all.” Hope you take mercy on ants, and Cockroaches because then they might give you mercy as well. And for those not listening, GOOD LUCK.