Be real, guys. If he actually got into a sword fight, He’d trip, stab himself with the sword, and while dying on the ground he would claim he won, that he isn’t dying on the ground due to his own incompetence, and then admit he’s dying, but blame Obama and the Democrats, then scream to investigate Hillarys email, then say that ISIS and The Entire country of Mexico plotted to kill him, even though everyone saw him trip on his own sword, because ISIS was mad at him defeating them, and Mexico was mad at America being great, or something. Then, it’s revealed that this all took place at a Wendy’s, because in this scenario Wendy’s roasted him on Twitter, and Trump got mad and wanted revenge on Dave Thomas, only to be talked by the teenage cashier that Dave Thomas has been dead for years, which leads to him taking out the sword, and everything unfold.

Trump somehow survives, but he then goes on to blame both China and Japan, saying the samurais and ninjas colluded with Dave Thomas. People keep trying to say that Dave Thomas is dead, but Trump uses hamburgers as proof somehow. He figures if Dave Thomas won’t show himself, he’ll go after wendy, so he breaks into her house, but she calls the cops, and the president is arrested, but since he is president, he is let go, and then he blames Obama and the Democrats. The GOP is getting worried now, but Mitch still won’t remove him, even though the Dems decided to impeach him because F**k the Russia Investigation, he has tried to assault and kill people 2 times now.

As the obvious dementia sets in, Trump gets paranoid, he starts thinking the Burger King wants to overthrow America, and tries to get Ronald McDonald to help him. He is then informed that this is a child’s birthday party, and to please get out. But he drags the birthday clown at gunpoint and forced him to help storm burgerkings headquarters.

They arrive at the headquarters to reveal that it is guarded by an electric fence and a motel of alligators, they knew he was coming, it turns out there is another clown who arrives, who is Mike pence dressed as pennywise because Trump thinks by dressing up as him, Pence absorbs his power.

They end up breaking in by having Steven Seagull Frida a tank through the fence, killing another dog (that happened, look it up) in the process. They storm the halls and get the main office of the Burger King CEO. The chair is empty. Trump notices his sword is gone. Then he sees the sword go through his gut. He does not survive this time. The birthday clown takes off her makeup, its wendy Thomas. She cleans the Crime scene, and knocks pence out and frames him. We also see on the ground is the Burger King CEO, Wendy killed him too, and put the assets in her name through forgery.

Pelosi becomes president, names wendy her VP, resigns, and Wendy becomes president. She also gets away with owning Burger King and Wendy’s (which if she didn’t own before, she does now). It turns out Dave Thomas is alive, and he is VP. They end up stopping all protesters, but end up becoming authoritarians, building on Trumps national emergency, going with it, and stabbing the Democrats in the process. It turns out they owned Putin, they Owned Un, An they owned Xi, and now they are slowly owning the rest of the world. Wendy is doing what Trump wanted to do, and she is doing it well.

Soon, the world is owned by wendy Thomas and her father. World hunger has ended, but everyone is fat and dying of heart disease younger and younger, since all there is to eat is Baconaters, Frostys. And diet coke. Soon, everyone dies except for a select few, and the world, and those select few end up overtaking Wendy’s, and the leaders reveal themselves to be the Obama’s. They learn their are more survivors, so they leave America, looking for more, looking to repopulate.