Sal couldn’t prevent Stuart Little’s rise to power and establishment of a neonazi dictatorship, leaving thousands of Jews to be killed and making him tonight’s big loser

Sal was forced into exile by Stuart Little’s re-established SS, making all his anti-war demonstrations useless and getting his political party forbidden, making him tonights big loser

Sal died in a concentration camp before the allies could retake it from Stuart Little, leaving another glorious fighter for freedom dead and making him tonights big loser

Shortly after Sal died, the Fourth Reich under the leadership of Stuart Little finally fell to the united forces of the allies and getting him executed, making Sal tonights big winner after all

In the aftermath of WW3, Stuart Little and his party were forbidden, executed or put in jail, making him tonights big loser

Furthermore, the people suffering under the horrible reign of Stuart Little were finally freed, and most Jews and activists could be freed from the many concentration camps Stuart Little built, making them tonights big winner

However, many supporters of Stuart Little were still out in the world, rioting in several cities and overthrowing their respective governments, making them tonights big loser

After those riots, the world was unified under one totalitarian antisemitic Government lead by non other than Stuart Little’s son, Stuart Little Little, making him tonights big winner

That said

Imagine being at Stuart Little’s orphanage and not only do adults chose the cunt over you but also enough of the country to make him the Führer

That’s why Sal was so pissed, he was at the same orphanage as Stuart Little, and not only would his adoptive parents choose the cunt over Sal, but later the entire country would choose the same fucking rat over him