Gotta take pictures of my face constantly have to keep taking pictures with my face in them I have three different websites just to post pictures of me looking cute for my family friends and total strangers did you see me wearing this new clothing did you see me standing in front of this building one time I went to the library and just so you know that I went there I took fifteen pictures of myself standing next to it and looking cute haha look at this one it’s of a burger I ate that I wanted to show everyone and also 80% of the frame is my face can you believe the cutesy affected expression I’m making don’t I look cute when I’m doing absolutely everything that I ever do on a daily basis that I photograph myself doing have you seen these 214 pictures of me visiting Madrid for one day have you seen how I stood next to all the things and my face was there and I was cute hang on don’t take a picture of me let me make sure I’m posing my facial muscles in a way that perfectly makes me look youthful and attractive in a series of gestures and expressions that are half-conscious because I’m a narcissist but also half-unconscious because I’ve simply introjected a constant need to be posing and preening and peacocking in every moment of my fucking life and everything I do is just a vehicle for appending my face to it WOW excuse me it’s not like I do this for you are you kidding me you actually think that I spend all day every day every hour of my entire waking life specifically accentuating all the secondary sex characteristics you find attractive and posing my face to look cute and young for YOU are you delusional I do this for me and nobody else I just like to feel attractive nevermind the fact that attractive presupposes the question to whom I do it for me and nobody else now excuse me while I take a picture of myself factitiously soullessly smirking in a way that I’ve unconsciously learned makes me look Dorky-Cute Variant #81