oh oh oh! ive been waiting for a thread like this!

well… one time, i was outside in the forest next to my house, and i saw a big skinny WENDIGO!

i hid behind a tree and watched it for a little, it looked like it was waiting for something… just when i was about to leave, something else crawled out of the woods:

a furry BIGFOOT! they looked into each others eyes, and i thought they were going to attack each other, but instead, they hugged.

“oh my wendigo, has your hunt gone well?”

“yes bigfoot, i have dinner waiting for you…”

Their voices were angelic, and i continued watching in awe.

“well please, treat me then.”

the wendigo smiled and began to make out with bigfoot, passing a rabbit from their mouth to his as if it were a bubble gum kiss.

“good wendigo, now i may have to give you a treat…”

bigfoot pulled wendigo close, slowly tracing its exposed ribs with a soft finger.

“oh bigfoot, you wouldnt!” it blushed.

“but i want you…”

i wish i couldve stayed longer but i got a text from my mom that i had a dentist appointment so instead i left a camera there to monitor them.

the footage was so wonderful when i came back later that night 😳😳😳. if you guys want, maybe i could share it with you…