Two Rude Uncles cumming to the Beat.
A Short Story.
by Sus.


Big Chungus looked at the Sus Minecraft sword in his hands and felt Angry.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his Cringe surroundings. He had always loved Terrible Reddit with its noisy, naughty Neckbeards. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Angry.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Among us imposter. Among us was a sinister Trickster with curvy toenails and ruddy fingers.

Big gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Weak, Stupid, piss drinker with sticky toenails and skinny fingers. His friends saw him as a steep, sour Saint. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a relieved TikToker.

But not even a Weak person who had once jumped into a river and saved a relieved TikToker, was prepared for what Among us had in store today.

The Sun shone like Punching goldfish, making Big chungus Horny.

As Big chungus stepped outside and Among us came closer, he could see the large glint in his eye.

“I am here because I want cum,” Among us s bellowed, in a creepy tone. He slammed his fist against Big chungus’s chest, with the force of 940 blue bottles. “I frigging hate you, Big Chungus.”

Big chungus looked back, even more Horny and still fingering the Sus Minecraft sword. “Among us, you’re not wholesome 100,” he replied.

They looked at each other with Sus feelings, like two poised, petite pigeons Farting at a very predatory penis contest, which had Hardbass music playing in the background and two rude uncles cumming to the beat.

Big chungus studied Among us s’s curvy toenails and ruddy fingers. Eventually, he took a deep breath. “I’m sorry, but I can’t give you cum,” he explained, in pitying tones.

Among us s looked Hate, his body raw like a plastic, purple Poop.

Big could actually hear Among us s’s body shatter into 3284 pieces. Then the sinister Trickster hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of piss would calm Big chungus’s nerves tonight.

THE END