In probably the most irrelevant observation, it’s been confirmed by the designer behind Minions that they’re explicitly a single-sex male race. He didn’t want to have female minions out of fear of backlash over having such dumb, slapstick-prone characters have girls among their ranks. This means that not only are any female looking or dressing Minions cross dressers at best, but that there’s the very real possibility that they reproduce through hot, steamy M-Preg sex. Let that concept rest in your heart as you sleep tonight.