I miss the old Ninja, the fuck did you say to me Ninja

Chop up the soul Ninja, set on his goals Ninja

I hate the new Ninja, the good mood Ninja

The always nice Ninja, spaz in the news Ninja

I miss the mean Ninja, gets mad and screams Ninja

I gotta say, at that time I’d like to meet Ninja

See, I invented Ninja, it wasn’t any Ninjas

And now I look and look around and there’s so many Ninjas

I used to love Ninja, I used to love Ninja

I even had the headband, I thought I was Ninja

What if Ninja played a game about Ninja

Called “I Miss The Old Ninja”? Man, that’d be so Ninja

That’s all it was Ninja, we still love Ninja

And I love you like Ninja loves Ninja