I want to address the phrase “Fuck all y’all.” I would never argue that the urban community isn’t filled with nuclear physicists and string theory experts, but there are very few exclamations more redundant than “Fuck all y’all.” First of all, as cute and rhymey as it appears to be, “all” and “y’all” are in fact THE SAME WORD. Or rather, “y’all” is a contraction of the phrase “you all.” So if you consider the words “all” and “you all” to be cute and rhymey together, than that’s your prerogative. However, when you speak aloud this “hep” urban ghetto slang comment, what you are actually saying is “Fuck all you all!” Is the one ‘all’ simply not clear enough? “Hey, fuck you all!” “Umm… you mean just ME?” “NO! ALL you all!” It’s essentially like saying “Don’t do not touch my peter!” or “Isn’t is not that Fred’s peter over there in the sewing machine?” And I understand that nobody is under any obligation to speak proper English, but if you’re going to make up a hot new slang curse, it’s not that difficult to make it, you know, MAKE SENSE.