The year is 2025, the nation is reeling over the latest preschool shooing. Young Nathan aged 3 is brought to the capital to explain how we can stop the violence by living in government work camps. He mumbles through his list of demands that he’s written in crayon on the back of a paper cracker barrel menu. Several minutes go by before he’s interrupted by a reporter saying velociraptor school guards are impossible. The reporter is dragged away, two muffled shots are heard in the background. The reporter is never seen again. President Caitlyn Jenner cuts his dick off on live television in solidarity. Young Nathan moves on only to be raped by his stunningly beautiful fourth-grade teacher. Everyone cheers.