Let’s be honest, I’m the fucking king when it comes to shitposting. Like look at you dumbasses, you sitting there, circle jerking every chef insight saying shitty copypastas like the navy seals one, that’s not shitposting. That’s called being a punk.

And if you say I’m retarded for being the king of kings and ayyylmaoing your computer. I will show you my fucking degree in shitposting chefs on the interwebs. I will also show you my 6.2 billion anime bitches I got from reking your life. I bet in the comments when you paste your sad excuse for a shitpost, I will come back at you and you will turn into a thanksgiving dinner. That’s right, a roasted turkey.

Now if you think of ever think about shitposting the king you will die confirmed, and I don’t think you wouldnt like to be the 501 person that died by my roasting pleasure. Thanks for being smart and not shitposting me.