Scientists have come up with a revolutionary new FAST-ASS technique to help assless and weak butted girls to try life again with above average tight and spherical asscheeks attached to their behind!

Scientists took help from Sir Nikki Minaj, who has a gift of developing organic tight and spherical asscheeks with little to no effort. Just run a cotton swab in your mouth to get a DNA sample and push that swab in Minaj’s ASSCUBATOR (she might moan a little from this, be gentle). Within a week, Minaj will be ready with extra pair of asscheeks, perfectly grown (organically) which can be shitted out. The new asscheeks are hot swappable (plug and play)*. You can just remove your old ass cheeks connected to your body via P-ASS/2 port and plug these in. If you’re using U-ASS-B hardware, you will need an U-ASS-B to P-ASS/2 adapter. Be ready with your old ass removed when Minaj shits out your new ones (she might moan, she’s sensitive) and quickly plug in new ass. You can ask Sir Nikki Minaj to ASS-PAR with you to check if it was installed correctly.



* If you’re more than 23 years old, you might not have ASS-DIRECT installed. Ask any male doctor to put it in you properly.