back in the 40’s we’d spend winter afternoons down at the park playing 🇺🇸ultimate frizbe🇺🇸. time were tough so first we’d head down to the creek to find a turtle shell to use as a frisbeee. the water was low and clear so it was easy.but it was cold brrrrr 🇺🇸❄️🇺🇸

“hello mr. turtle” we’d say when we found one. then one of my barbaric friends would pull out his knife and prepare to kill the turtle,so as a genius 🇺🇸vegetarian🇺🇸 i’d kick him out of the way and nicely peel the turtle out of its shell like a shy kid from his social anxiety medication.

“thaaaaank you u/hipstertuna22″ the turtle would say ‘but i’m very cold brrrrr 🇺🇸❄️🇺🇸”

“here, have my jacket 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸” i’d say with a wink.then it was off to play 🇺🇸frixbay🇺🇸

before we’d start, we’d all pee in the snow to mark boundaries. then we’d eat the lunch our mothers prepared (no meat for me because i’m 🇺🇸vegetarian🇺🇸 😉

then it was time for 🇺🇸frizbe🇺🇸.after about 5 minutes we’d decide it was getting cold so we’d pack up and head home. we’d eat the yellow snow to preserve nature, then head back to mr. turtle to return his shell as he gently naps in a pile of beautiful red snow.

then we’d say our goodbyes and i’d head home and cozy up by the fire place,,thinking of what genius things i’d do tomorrow 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸