I know that this isn’t exactly what you’d call normal behavior, but it’s something I like to do. So every time I go to my girlfriend’s place I always make sure I use her bathroom, more specifically to defecate. There are two reasons for this. One her toilet is warm to the touch unlike mine. Two, she has better toilet paper. Mine is only single ply because that is all I can afford while hers is a nice cushy two-ply. My butthole always feels good after a good wipe at her place.

The reason I bring this up here is because I was talking to friends and this randomly came up in conversation. Now my friends think I’m weird or at least cheap. I know this may not exactly be an unpopular opinion and more of rant. But I don’t think people’s defecating rituals should be brought into question unless it is illegal. We are too prudish as a society when it comes to the act of relieving oneself. Does anyone else agree?