I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I would absolutely have sex with Betty White. I would look forward to her teaching me things that I’m not really flexible enough to imagine, and I would tell anyone who would listen and describe our time together in excruciating detail.

When she outlives me I hope she comes to my funeral and speaks fondly of our passionate night together.

Edit: Fantastic, my most upvoted comment is now about geriatric gyrations with the Bodacious Betty White.