Our duty is to protect humanity, whatever the cost. If you are watching this, it is because you have been recruited into the Special Meme Forces to storm Area 51 in just 2 months.

You will join Elite Gaming Squads from around the world to launch the largest assault in the history of memekind.

The first plan of action will be to jam their communications. For this, the Karens will call from the perimeter and do what they do best.

At this point we’ll send in the Kyles, who, armed with Axe body spray and Monster energy drinks, will begin to punch through the government’s drywall defenses. Maybe even through cement if enough Monster is supplied.

The Rock Throwers will then throw pebbles at the inevitable resistance.(We don’t want to hurt them, we just want to annoy them enough not to shoot the Kyles as often.)

At this point, we will activate our fourth wave which consists of two naruto battalions. They will run full speed around the north and south flank, then shadow clone themselves, effectively tripling their numbers, overwhelming the base.

This will not be all. Next, we’ll send in the fortnite kids to parachute from above, drawing all eyes heavenward to distract from me, Master Chief, who will lead the rear assault with the PUBG kids opening the way for our secret weapon: Sans.

Once we are standing in front of the alien vault, Sans will Gastroblast his way through the locks, and as we find ourselves face-to-face with them aliens, we’ll play our most important [music](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) for them…

Then, we’ll victoriously escape through the tunnel our Minecrafters have dug from the rear.

However, we will suffer many casualties. I’m confident, soldiers, that we will win the day. Show the world what we have always known to be there. May Keanu Reeves be with you all.