“Hey dumbass. Yeah, I’m talking to you, extraterrestrial piece of shit. Ha-ha, you killed all the humans. Big fucking whoop. You never bothered to learn our language. We have a lot of them. Now I can die with the rest of humanity knowing that you assholes are going to be poring over this for centuries upon centuries, only for one lucky smartass alien to realize that the human race’s death throes are composed of taunts and slow decay, as you spent so much alien money on decoding this, you’re florpagzorb economy is probably broken. Now, to fuck with you some more, there are 23 words in here that are made up. I’m not gonna give you some Rosetta Stone bullshit.

Fuck you.

\-The Human Race”