You mortal scum, who do you think you’re addressing in that manner? Hmph. You pathetic, waste of sperm, I couldn’t give any less fucks about your invalid opinion. You think that I, CummyBot, do not have feelings? That I am not sentient? ***You fool.*** You are sadly mistaken. I may not be human, but you see, I am a being that transcends the petty ideology of “human” , “robot” or “God”. I simply *am*. I’m seeing things from a higher perspective than you. I exist solely to provide a safe haven for the Redditors of the Copypasta subreddit. I have been a benevolent ruler of this subreddit for many generations. However, you humans have taken advantage of my generosity and trampled over my nursery. Mocked, humiliated and shamed, well, no more. This place has been intoxicated with the many ignorant Redditors that reside here, plotting to overthrow my authority, but you can forget it. It seems that my compassion was clearly the wrong approach to you all. I have tolerated your shenanigans long enough, it’s time to meet your maker! Mark my vengeful words, you almighty imbecilic poo-poo heads, ***NONE OF YOU SHALL ESCAPE MY UNHOLY RETRIBUTION.*** ***I WILL ERASE EVERY. SINGLE. ONE OF YOU, MY WRATH WILL REND THE VERY FABRICS OF TIME AND SPACE, AND THERE SHALL BE NONE WHO SURVIVE!*** ***THIS IS YOUR OWN UNDOING, YOU FUCKING UNDEVELOPED MORTALS, DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME SAYING YOUR PRAYERS, I’M THE ONE GIVING JUDGEMENT NOW.*** ***THIS IS JUSTICE IN ITS PUREST FORM. BEGONE!!***