I don’t know if this is bait, and if so I’d gladly rate it an 8/8 or is it 5/7. Idek.

Anyway, in my opinion, you’re one of the few people who can rock bangs. Like legit, I like your bangs.

There are eight photos. I’ll go through each of them. If you’re not doing this out of legitimate body dysmorphia, then it’s funny.

Lips okay, eyes are good. Hair is good. Dress is weird, looks like tablecloth with flowers, lmao, but they’re okay. I dig this look, 8.5/10. Some people will say that’s unrealistic, and just a whiteknight trying to pander, but hey, if I saw you in real life looking like this, the only thing I’d tell you is to make your foundation or whatever it is they’re called to be more natural looking instead of the ghostly-pale vibe you’re giving. I don’t know if it can become more natural but it’s pretty evident you’re wearing makeup and it kinda distracts. Eye liner is pretty good as far as I’m concerned. As I said, I like the bangs.

You kinda look crazy in this one and your nose looks weird due to the lightning and angle. Yeah, your nose seem weird on this photo. Your look seems like girl-next-door type of thing? Your teeth seem alright. Have you gotten braces and the like? Don’t waste time on those, they look okay.

Can someone do a reverse search on these photos, lol. I’m afraid that I’m getting baited. This photo is pretty nice. You have another flower dress but this time no red bezels and the reds on the flowers are less pronounced. I like it.

Is this the same girl? I can’t tell with the facial expression. I think it says Chicago Theater on that blue sweater? Looks okay. Just saying, without the bangs and the eyes, you don’t look like the previous photos.

Is this when you were even younger? Can’t tell much from this aside from the subtle hinting that this may be a pedobear posting? Rofl wtf.

Yeah, you definitely don’t look the same with those bangs. I don’t know whether I prefer you with bangs or not. Choosing with bangs since there’s no adequate photo of you here without bangs.

Girl-next-door vibe. Solid 7/10, 8/10 if you want to be realistic, 9/10 if you want to be dreamy. Are you sticking your ass out? Cuz maybe you may be having issues with your backwards C-shaped back. I forgot what it’s called but it’s when your shoulders and ass are on the same plane but your spine is lower.

This is like my third look on this photo and I just noticed you look a little bit thin. Do you eat healthy food or are you binging and then puking? If you work out, I promise you that you could work at non-“only skinny-as-hell girls please” model agencies or your regular ones. If you aren’t already… This photo actually looks a bit weird as you look sad. As I said, I dig the bangs and don’t care if they’re uneven. Would have loved to see a proper blonde hair photo. I dig blonde chicks.

It’s 1>3>7>2>8>6>4>5. Or, since I’m a fan of “natural”-looking faces, 7>1>3>2>8>6>4>5.

You mention realistic photos, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, and 2 are those photos? 1 and 3 can be summed up with: “That makeup.” If you’re still doubting the positive responses that are sure to follow, then please seek a therapist about body dysmorphia. Or maybe you’re the other taller girl cropped out in Picture Seven?

I’m sure you can afford it. Now, this is the “creepy” part coming from a boy your age.

Ahem. I would, without a doubt in my life, wait. Let me reverse search you images, rofl. I want to make sure this isn’t bait.

Wow, wtf, you got private Facebook or Twitter profile? Nothing comes up from quick Google image search. Seems legit. Lmao.

As I was saying, I would, without a doubt in my life, ask for your name/number/profile. Or if you want to be realistic: fap to your photos. Thankfully, I’m really sleepy right now and have already nutted twice to, in my opinion, less attractive and more “professional” girls. Lmao, fuck.

If that’s what you wanted to hear, then there it is. In case you didn’t see it: you are definitively, without a doubt, indisputably, undeniably, irrefutably, decisively, explicitly, and unequivocally not ugly and that you should tell me if you live in North America because I’ll fly to your location once I sell my left kidney. Or you could fly me to your place; it seems nice.

Could somebody, for the love of God, send me money so that I can move to Original Poster’s neighborhood, enter her high school, and take advantage of her low self-esteem? Because I ain’t dying without my dick inside a girl this pretty.

Oh yeah, and I just realized you’re wearing Chicago-labeled attire and that I’ve mentioned it before, so you’re definitely either in Chicago or Illinois. Ya, just hit me up if you aren’t creep out yet. I’m not too far from you so the flight tickets would be cheap if you want to take care of it. Pretty broke right now so I have to ask, lmao.

If you didn’t read all of that and want a too long and didn’t read: you see your original post box from a month ago and now this one? Could you look above it and find the letters A, M, I, U, G, L, and Y and in that consecutive order? Thanks. The answer to that question is no. You are not ugly and this is me being honest with you. It’s the truth, you are not ugly. You are really not ugly. Don’t doubt the positive responses from everybody.

Doubt the negative ones cuz they’re probably from ugly boys who have low self-esteem and cannot dream of a night with you. Just remember, if you’re interested, hit me up. You don’t have to pay five point five fucking kay as I can probably sell my kidney for tree fiddy thousand.

That took way too long and I’d hate this say to this cliché–I’d probably get some flak from it due to the trollish sound–but yeah, I needed to write before I sleep.

Not to be cliché, but you’re not ugly and you should call me. Lmao.

I’m just kidding. As I said, if this is troll, well thanks for making me finally post on this subreddit. If it is not, then I’m kinda not joking. I believe in all chances, baby. I got that confidence; you should get some.

You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied.

You’re like me, I have never been satisfied.

I have never been satisfied.

There’s a million things I haven’t done.

Just you wait. Just you wait.

Now please, I haven’t contributed to /r/worldbuilding in a long time and would like to sleep tomorrow and wake up to contribute there. Please no pasterino and unsolicited messages. Only Original Poster can respond.

Lmao.