I wifed the first female who I was able to wear down, and now le crotch goblin will not understand logic and reason and go to sleep when placed in child cage.

Wifey showed me this video of crotchfruit (no homo) playing around a space heater while I was getting in some epic AC Valhalla.

She claims to be “exhausted” and went somewhere with the crotchspawn. Not even going to fight her in family court because female privilege. Updoots to the left gentlemen.