So my little sister has a pet hamster, more like had as he died today. However, my little sister is in another city visiting mom (Parents are divorced and we live with dad). Dad wasn’t home, and my sister won’t be back until Christmas, so I was going to bury the hamster except the ground was frozen and I couldn’t dig a hole. I decided to cremate the hamster instead, because I can’t just leave her dead in the cage, however that was a giant mistake! I don’t exactly have anything to conventionally cremate the hamster like a fireplace, so I put her in the microwave.

**and the hamster fucking exploded**

Now there’s hamster blood all over the microwave, the kitchen smells like fried hamster, and only now am I realizing how bad I fucked up! My dad comes home in half an hour, and I have to clean the microwave, hide the evidence, and explain why my sister’s hamster is gone to both my dad and my sister when she comes back. Not to mention that the ghost of my little sister’s pet is going to haunt me for the rest of my life