I am the ultimate advancement in femboy engineering. I have perfected the art of being both cute and feminine while retaining that which makes me a man: an unfortunate amount of hair that must be constantly shaved. I am what thousands, nay, millions of years of evolution has led up to, to bring us from ape, to man…and now, to femboy. I wear government approved thigh highs. I dine on the finest and most technologically advanced soy burgers, developed in a lab to deliver the highest amount of feminizing phytoestrogens. Testosterone-filled bros fear me, women want to be me, and gay men want to be with me.


This is what it means to be a femboy…I have been granted unlimited power.