STOP POSTING ABOUT DELTARUNE! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME KRIS, ON DISCORD IT’S FUCKING SUSIE! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just RALSEI stuff. I showed my Lancer Cookie to my girlfriend and the cookie I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the Lancer Cookie is Shadow Crystal!” HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!” I fucking looked at a King and said “THAT’S A QUEEN” I looked at potassium I think of an banana and I go “BANANA? MORE LIKE [cartoon splat noise] ” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-