you (an 7 year old) are invited to joe bidens house you go to the front door and your mom drives off, waving goodbye joe biden opens the, greeting you you reply “HELLO JOE BIDEN THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME VISIT” he replys back “haha you are a funny child, come on in” you walk inside and you think wow this place is HUGE He tells you to sit on the couch and get comfy, you oblige you sit down and joe biden walks behind you you ask “what are you doing, Mr biden?” he says “shhhh don’t be loud” as he puts his hands or your shoulders he starts kissing your neck you are scared you are trapped in A House with JOE BIDEN my horror novel buy now