i have this theory if you havent sucked on someones toes you never truly know who they are. i just met this beautiful girl in college with dark hair, pale skin, freckles in all the right places. i thought she wouldnt wake up. she did and kicked me in the face. i started crying and when the police came she told them she didnt want to press charges and right then and there i knew she was cool. 12 years later we’re facebook friends and shes happily married to some moron.