i was gang banged by a group of feral squirrels. i know it may seem like it’s too good to be true, but yes. i was gang banged. they didn’t hurt me more than they had to, and they didn’t rob me either. god i can still feel their soft tails rubbing against my skin as their squirrel teeth barely break the surface of my flesh. i cannot forgive myself for not learning their names. god i love squirrels. any kind. black, brown, tan, even red. squirrels everywhere, everywhere, especially my bed. i cannot eat i cannot dream i must only think of the squirrels, god they’re so fucking hot. i miss having them around. i miss them scurrying in my asshole. god i love squirrels.