I fucking hate men so much. Every morning i wake up, sobbing salty tears just because i remember that men exist. I lift my healthy-at-any-size frame out of my big girl bed, and immediately vomit as i think about the patriarchy. I think about going out to find a job, then remember its pointless because women make 12 cents for every dollar a man makes because sexism. As i open up tumblr, i remember that men exist yet again and begin hysterically sobbing. I open up reddit, eager to retreat into my safe space away from patriarchy and misogyny. As i browse r/TwoXChromosomes, occasionally waddling over to the window to throw my used tampons into the street below me, i realize that men have invaded my safe space, and i sob one more time before concocting a post that will end sexism forever. I title it :

“When women hate men, they try to avoid and get away from men. When men hate women, they invade their spaces, try to control them, and act out violently toward them”

With tears still streaming down my face, i bravely begin to type, knowing i have fought the patriarchy and brought equality to all women.