You know what, good for you, good for you for enjoying not sleeping 2 nights in a row, good for you for enjoying not having any freedom, enjoying noise and annoyance.

We are all really proud of you

I’m really happy with my life, cause I know, if I wanted to go on a vacation to bali, I don’t have to worry about anything, I book a hotel, buy a plane ticket, and take my ONE BACKPACK of items on a plane, no need to listen to a little fucking shit head screaming, and I can do whatever the fuck I want, no diapers, no walking slowly, no answering stupid questions every second, no noise, no puke .

How do I know these things? I lived with baby siblings, and from the very beginning, I knew that I’m not ever gonna get anywhere close to having children, probably a dog and a cat because they are at least adorable.

Children are nightmare and are not for everyone. And you are most certainly not biologically programmed to find joy in having children. Every second I spend with a baby is a nightmare, I most certainly did not find joy in having children. I did not have children, but I know how it is, and I know that that will not be my life.

Oh yeah, also, I have and excessive 2000 bucks every month coming in, that I never need. I save those up to go on an awesome 2 weeks vacation in the summer, and 1 week in winter. With a baby, i will most certainly not have that much more money

And please, try your best to explain what I’m missing out on, I really want to know.