OPERATION TINFOIL HAT

COMMANDERS

* Supreme Overlord Hatsune Miku
* An Assortment of Europa Universalis Players
* The Extremely Disappointed Ghost Of The Duke of Wellington

INFANTRY

Guards

* Drake’s Toronto Gay Niggas- “Clap Them Cheeks”
* Shmurda’s Own Penal Guardsmen- “Good Shmorning”
* Bizarre Adventurers- “Awaken, my aliens!”

Grenadiers

* 14th: Virgins and Chads- “Ouch!”
* 7th: Furry Pack- “OwOrriors”
* 15th: Dreadhead Regiment- “Chief Keef’s Own”
* 12th: Internet Tough Guys- “What the fuck did you just say about me, you little shit?”

Line Infantry

* 2nd, 3rd, and 5th: Naruto Runners- “SuperSanic Speed”
* 19th and 8th: Mall Ninjas- “愚かな外人”
* 4th and 19th: Kyles- “Snapback Supermen”
* 22nd(Airborne): Florida Men- “Blackjack And Hookers”
* 13/56th(Airborne): Gamer Commandos- “Despite”
* 69th(Airborne): Step-Sisters of Battle- “Screaming E-Girls”

Skirmishers

* 10th: Karen Irregulars- “Like And Share”
* 3rd and 7th: Anti-Vaxx child infiltrators- “Measles Militia”
* \[Local militia forces to be distributed into present units.\]

CAVALRY

Cuirassiers

* 16th: Soulja Boy Camel Cavalry- “Up In This Hoe”
* 9th: Semple’s Tankers- “Ave Killdozer Rex”
* 17th: The Pack- “Crank That Hog, Brother”

Dragoons

* 2nd: Ram Ranch Rangers- “Penis Joke”

Hussars

* 6th: Crackhead Bike Squad- “We On X-Games Mode”
* 21st: Tony Hawk’s Pro Soldiers- “Is That Tony Hawk?”

Lancers

* 4th: LARP Crusaders- “Deus Vult Non Nobis Domine, Ave Maria!”

ARTILLERY

* 1st: Homemade Bombardment- “Backyard Backblast”
* 3rd: Roadside Katyusha Regiment- “Walmart Parking Powerhouse”
* \[Regiments will carry field guns, mortars, unguided rockets, plastic explosives, and engineers as befits their role\]

AIR CORPS

* 3rd and 4th: Reconnaissance- “Eye In The Sky”
* 2nd: Floridian Assault Wing- “Meth From Above”
* 5th: Ultralight Infiltrators- “One-Hit Wonders”
* 7th: Crop Duster Dive Bombers- “Go Fuck Yourself, ATF”
* 1st, 6th, and 8th: Transport and Auxiliary Pilots- “I’m Doing My Part!”

AUXILIARIES

* 21,547 U-Haul trucks of varying sizes for materiel
* 70,000 buses, campers, and trailers(human and horse) for transport to Camp Rachel
* 800 fuel tankers
* 7,000 taco trucks
* 60,000 unmarked white vans for Plan B
* Assorted rednecks with flex tape and blowtorches in case something breaks
* Sound equipment and generators for blasting Fortunate Son out over the desert from the mountains
* 300,000 tents
* One Bop-It, for morale