Do you want to know what it feels like to get curbstomped by a semi-truck? Then pull out your fat wad of cash for this hell hole. I cannot describe the pain that this game has made me feel; sobbing, existential crisis, and borderline insanity have caused me to snap. What’s a hitbox? Dark Souls III sure as hell doesn’t know what it is. Backstabbing?? Being able to actually kill anything past the swamp area??? You’re dreaming. The people that legitimately enjoy this game- that come home and think to themselves, “Gee, I really could go for some Dark Souls right now…”- should equip a straight jacket and fatroll themselves into the looney bin. Can’t invincibility frame yourself away from masochism now can ya?? These are the same people that watch ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture in public transit. While you’re all sleepin’, I’m out back ready to Old Yeller this ♥♥♥♥ing game.