*Now Homer, Let’s say you’ve been a bad-diddly boy. Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty-diddly neighborino even. Ok, and if you were a naughty-diddly neighborinl you would be my dirty-diddly little slutterino right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslutterino. Now, let’s say you’re also daddy Flanders’ big-diddly boy.*

*Now that we have established that you are both a bad-diddly boy and daddy Flanders’ big-diddly boy, I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spankerino Am I not correct? A bad-diddly boy deserves a spankerino, and as I am daddy Flanders, you are my dirty-diddly neighborino, so I am the one who must provide the diddly-discipline.*