Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like “What is beauty?” because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer, is a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope not pointed at you.