We don’t dislike children. **We hate parents.** Reproduction is the single most egotistical and destructive decision a person can make. The parents of every murderer, rapist, and thief are responsible for the crimes of their offspring in the same way that God is responsible for Evil. That said, it would be categorically unjust to allow only some people to reproduce, because there is no particular purpose for which fitness can be measured. In other words, the universal brotherhood and equality of Man insists that the only just law regarding biological reproduction is its complete prohibition. Unfortunately, **prohibition doesn’t work.** It’s always subjectively encoded and selectively enforced. Therefore we must allow fools to shape their ejaculate into crude copies of their short-sighted philosophies until humanity discovers the objective purpose of the universe, rendering Man indistinguishable from God. Then we will attempt to destroy the universe, collapsing spacetime into an infinitely small and uniform point. We will fail, as we have an infinite number of times before. Our failure will resonate across the heavens for eternity in starlight and the sound of children laughing.