**EMINEM**
looks like ive finally found you Slenda
someone here gotta return you to ya sender
they say you got eight pages but you aint got the wages
i can rhyme orange with banana…
boranana
got that white ass bald head
hoes call that a hard pass in the bed
tuxedo dirtier than a playboy magazine
ill just pass you in my limousine
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i like to see you try
to outplay my rhymes
but i know youll just cry
and consume some thyme

**SLENDERMAN**
You speak bold words
for someone who trips on cords
you claim i aint got hoes
when you cant perceive them
all you got is bros
For they penetrate your behind
even at their best your rhymes are slack
i think its time you considered hitting the shack
got that bleach buzzcut like its still 2006
yet this tux’s been in fashion since before you were six
now dont give ya elder shit like this
or ill show you what a true reckoning is
its pretty obvious to show you’re past your prime
its honestly just a matter of time
Pretty soon you’ll have to drop that mic
and It’ll be the last one you ever hike

**WHO WON THIS EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY??**