Woman are like programmed to apologize and we tend to crap when giving birth. You know since a 7-12 lb child is coming through something that gets uncomfortable when you lose the tampon string and have to go in after it. The rectum tends to get pretty fcking smushed in the process. I filmed my sisters birth a took a picture right before the baby crowned that literally temporarily prolapsed her rectum. Great shot. Especially since I was using my old school SLR (non digital) and the teenage boys working at the specialty photo shop got an amazing education of what birth does to the female body. I think an even better example of what happens to they booty & cootie region is when my brother in laws sister had a 12 lb baby and he broke her tail bone coming out. Think how hard that baby was pressing on her rectum that it went straight on to breaking her coccyx. And why I drank a bottle of castor oil before giving both. Although I projectile vomited it bc it’s fcking repugnant. It worked though. I didn’t need to do it though bc hospitals have finally realized it’s better for everyone if they give you an enema.