Pull upโ€ผ๏ธ 2๏ธโƒฃ the Capitol (but not like an insERECTION ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ) because today ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ the new โœ… COCKgress ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ is being sworn in ๐Ÿคญ say goodbye to NERVOUS NANCY ๐Ÿ˜Žโค๏ธ and COCKsy voting ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’ and hello to โ€œmy Kevinโ€ (if the FREEDOM ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ COCKUS lets him win ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ) on the 69th ballot ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผโ˜ ๏ธ CUM watch the freshmen๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ถ defend the COCKSDICKTUTION ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ and faithfully DISCHARGE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ the duties ๐Ÿ’ฉ of their office ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿซก send this to 6๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ people or else your ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ will be FILLibustered ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคข send to 2๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ8๏ธโƒฃ people or else you wonโ€™t meat ๐Ÿ† qWHOREum ๐Ÿ˜œ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back then your ass ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒš is in the union ๐Ÿซฆ but if you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back then youโ€™re an UNPAID INTERN ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฉ