To the town of Gallowboobia rode a lurker one fine day

Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn’t have too much to say,

No one cared to AXE his business, no one dared to make a slip

The kind stranger there among them had a Reddit Gold on his hip,

Reddit Gold on his hip

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town

He came riding from the r/watchpeopledie side,

quickly scrollin’ all around

“He’s a powermod loose and runnin'”,

came a platinum from each lip

“And he’s here to do some business with a Reddit Gold on his hip,

Reddit Gold on his hip”

In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Kind Stranger

Many men had tried to thank him and that many men were spez’d

He was vicious and a gilder, though a youth of [M 24]

And the badges on his profile numbered one and nineteen more,

One and nineteen more

Now the kind stranger started talkin’ made it plain to folks around

Was a r/incels ranger, wouldn’t be too long in town

He was here to take a user back alive or maybe doing it in a coconut

And he said it didn’t matter that he was after that guy that lost his foot in a car accident and made it into tacos,

After Taco Guy

Wasn’t long before this story was relayed to n8thegr8

But the Ice Poseidon fan didn’t worry, men who tried

before were quarantined

Twenty genderfluids had tried to take him,

twenty furries had made a slip,

Twenty one would be the furry porn account with the
big Reddit Gold on his hip,

Big Reddit Gold on his hip

Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for them to yeet

It was twenty past eleven when they rode out in that infinite r/ link

Folks were watchin’ from their drama subs,

Every body held their breath,

They knew this kind stranger was about to meet his ban,

About to meet his ban

There was twenty-thousand feet between them

When they stopped to make their play

And the swiftness of the Stranger is still talked about today

California Spez had not cleared leather when a chapo fairly ripped

And the kind stranger’s aim was [deleted], with the Reddit Gold on his hip,

Reddit Gold on his hip

It was over in a moment and r/all gathered ’round

There before them lay the body of the alt-no-more on the ground

Oh, he might have went on giftin’ but he made one fatal slip

When he tried to match the user with the gallow on his boob,

Gallow on his boob

Big chungus, big chungus,

Oh he tried to match the admin with the big political
bias on his hip,

Big political bias on his hip