You are the worst thing ever to exist on this earth, you are the fecal matter in the dirt on the bottom of a shoe, you are a primordial sludge that is primarily composed of urine, you are the dust mite droppings that go into the air and make me sneeze, you are a deadly disease that makes human cells multiply uncontrollably, you are the slime that covers the skin of a hagfish, and the germs that are on everything that make me sick, you are the rat in the sewer of a new yorker about to climb into the toilet bowl, and most importantly, you a bitch ass motherfuckin shitass camper.