I am Andrew Ryan, and I’m here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the cum of his foreskin? ‘No!’ says the man in Washington, ‘It belongs in the jar.’ ‘No!’ says the man in the Vatican, ‘It belongs in your balls.’ ‘No!’ says the man in Moscow, ‘It belongs to everyone.’ I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose… The Goon Cave, a cave where the Goon would not fear the censor, where the Cuck would not be bound by petty morality, Where the Cocks would not be constrained by the pants! And with the cum of your foreskin, The Goon Cave can become your cave as well.