Second time posting here. Second fuck up with one month look at me go!
This happened minutes ago.
Someone in my house picked up a call and began talking. I was sitting next to them and felt a little fart coming along.
Showing common courtesy, I get up to leave. But now a new problem arose.
I needed to sneeze. Just before I sneeze, the person on the phone says: “Oh god. I’m so sorry. My condolences to you.”
Trying to leave fast, I sneeze. Rather quietly and anti-climatically. As I sneeze something terrible happens.
A massive fart gets let out of my stupid arse when someone is on the phone to another person who presumably had a loved one die.
I’m pretty sure the fart was loud enough to be heard down the phone.
TL;DR – I accidentally farted as someone near me consoles a friend who had a loved one pass.