MUSSOLINI arrives in BERLIN and is greeted by HITLER.

MUSSOLINI: “Well, Hitler, I made it; despite your directions.”
HITLER: “Ah, Duce d’Italia Mussolini, welcome! I hope you’re ready for an unforgettable summit!”
MUSSOLINI: “Yeah.”

HITLER prepares to demonstrate the military power of NAZI GERMANY to MUSSOLINI.

HITLER: “Oh ye gods! My Reich is ruined! But what if I were to invade Poland and disguise it as my own empire? Delightfully devilish, Adolf…”
MUSSOLINI: “Hitler?”
HITLER: “Oh- I was just- marching the Wehrmacht around the eastern borders. Rallying exercise. Care to join me?”
MUSSOLINI: “Why is there smoke coming out of Warsaw?”
HITLER: “Oh that’s not smoke. It’s steam; steam from the steamed Reichs we’ll be having. Mmm. Steamed Reichs.”

HITLER concludes preparations and demonstrates the military power of NAZI GERMANY to MUSSOLINI.

HITLER: “Duce d’Italia, I hope you’re ready for ethnic purity.”
MUSSOLINI: “I thought we were having steamed Reichs.”
HITLER: “D’oh nein. I said steamed kikes. That’s what I call jews.”
MUSSOLINI: “You call jews ‘steamed kikes’?”
HITLER: “It’s a regional dialect.”
MUSSOLINI: “Uh-huh. What region?”
HITLER: “Northern Swiss Alps.”
MUSSOLINI: “Well, I’ve been to Switzerland and I’ve never heard the expression, ‘steamed kikes’.”
HITLER: “Oh nein, not in Switzerland. Nein. It’s an Austrian expression.”
MUSSOLINI: “I see.”

MUSSOLINI evaluates the military power of NAZI GERMANY.

MUSSOLINI: “You know, these jews are quite similar to the ones they have in Krakow.”
HITLER: “Oh no. Patented untermenschen. Old Deutschlander prejudice-“
MUSSOLINI: “-For steamed kikes.”
HITLER: “Ja.”
MUSSOLINI: “And you call them steamed kikes despite the fact that they are obviously gassed.”
HITLER: “Ja- You know, the- One thing I should- Excuse me for one second.”
MUSSOLINI: “Of course.”

HITLER prepares to conclude the demonstration of the military power of NAZI GERMANY.

HITLER: “Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I’m pooped.”
MUSSOLINI: “Well I should be- Mama Mia, what is happening in there?”
HITLER: “A Wunderwaffe.”
MUSSOLINI: “A Wunderwaffe? At this time of day, at this time of the decade, in this part of the Nazi Empire, localized entirely within your own Fuhrerbunker?”
HITLER: “Ja.”
MUSSOLINI: “May I see it?”
HITLER: “Nein.”

MUSSOLINI prepares to leave BERLIN and HITLER bids farewell.

BRAUN: “Adolf! The Furherbunker is under seige!”
HITLER: “Nein, Eva, it’s only the propaganda ministry.”
MUSSOLINI: “Well Adolf, you’re an odd dictator, but I must say, you steam a good kike.”