I once truly loved her. I once believed she was my soul mate. All the times we emotionally bonded. Her smiles and laughs of joy as I used to play the Witcher III on my pc gaming rig at 144FPS at 4k settings. The countless nights we spent making love on stuffed unicorns. They were all wasted years.
It all began to unfold when her pc gaming rig broke down and gave up. As she couldn’t afford a pc she convinced me to buy a console. The Xbox One. As it was considered next gen, I was confident that the game could atleast play games at 1080p 60FPS. It was her birthday and I bought an Xbox One with a copy of Witcher. I booted the game and then a new horror just unfolded. The game was running at 30FPS. 30FPS! A sudden dizziness came before me and I violently vomited out all the sweet tendies as my girlfriend kept playing.
It was until a few hours that I was able to get everything out of my system. And so I walked towards the living room and there she laid slumped on the couch. She had no pulse as she had died from the objectively shitty performance of the Shitbox One. To this day I fight and spread to many gamers across the world the dangers of 30FPS and console gaming.

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