Yeah Roger Stone is basically a creepier crazy version of Mike Pence.

Basically the way I think of it in my head is like the start of a horror movie: You’re a young urban woman driving through a small town in rural Indiana. Your car breaks down. Mike Pence comes out in overalls. He’s a shy timid man. Nice, albeit a little slow.

“Something is wrong with your timing belt. I can fix it but my tools are back at the house. Chapel is just there up the road. Mother’s house is just right past it. We are having a service later too.”

“Oh thank you so much but I really have to get going. If we can just get it fixed that would be great. I’ll ride with you.”

-staring at the ground still not making eye contact- “Oh mother wouldn’t like that. You can sit in your car I’ll tow ya.”

-Sun is setting as they approach an old rickety house in the middle of nowhere-

“Please, come inside. Mother will be so pleased to meet you.”

“Look I just. I really want to get on the road I’m super thankful for your hospitality. Do you think you could just…”

-Pence’s timid demeanor changes, still making no eye contact his voice becomes a bit more stern-

“Mother doesn’t like pushy ladies…. You don’t want to upset Mother… Do you? Now sit down I’ll be right back ya hear?”

-The young woman sits down. There’s an elderly woman at the edge of the table that may or may not be alive. She blinks.-

“Well if it isn’t 19… You know why I call you 19 sugar? Because there were 18 more before you.”

-A creepy looking lady walks through the door. It’s very much Mike Pence in a wig.-

“Well aren’t you a pretty young lady. Mikey knows better than to be alone with pretty young ladies. Were you trying to seduce him?”

“No I just.. I think I better get going.”

-Pence takes off his wig-

“No mother I swear it. I never looked at her.”

-Wig comes back on-

“Whore! Harlot! Roger! Get in here Roger!”

-Wig comes back off-

“Mother I’m sorry I swear! I didn’t!”

-Enter Roger. He’s not wearing a shirt. He’s just regular old Roger Stone. He’s terrifying. He jumps on the table. Thrashes everything about.-

-Wig back on-

“You are the devil trying to take my little Mikey. I know women like you!”

-Wig off-

“Mother please! I didn’t mean it.”

-Roger jumps towards the young woman. A struggle ensues. She manages to escape. She jumps into Mike’s car and high tails it out of there. She gets to a motel 200 miles away and falls asleep. She wakes up. The sun is shining and the birds are chirping. The nightmare is over. She turns on the tv. The president is speaking.-

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?”

-Pans out from the hotel. A loud scream comes from the room as the nightmare continues.-