I’ve never done this before so please don’t judge me.

This all started two months ago when I kept seeing this video in my YouTube recommendation, I never click those videos because I don’t like when some piece of software tells me what to do but this video kept appearing in my feed so finally I gave in and I clicked it.

This was my introduction to MauLer, I expected to watch this video for a few seconds and then move on with my life but something happened when I watched it, it was a strange feeling; My lower abdomen started to feel weird, you kids today might call it like “butterfly in the stomach” but this was different, something I’m not exactly sure of. My eyes were glued to the screen, I could feel my heart in my throat, I couldn’t blink and I couldn’t breathe properly. All of a sudden my penis started to tingle and my hand reached into my sweatpants, it was like someone was guiding my hand there.

I started stroking my penis slowly to his smooth buttery voice, I managed to synchronize my hand strokes with his voice pattern. As he talked I stroked, I’ve never seen my penis erect like that, it was purple like Thanos and I could see veins! A few moments later tears from my eyes started rolling I used them as lube and kept going. That day I made love with my self for hours, I don’t how long his video was but it felt like an eternity, As he was ending his video I felt this rush in my loins, the volcano was about to erupt any moment now.

Then it happened… For a moment, I was transcended to a different dimension. I saw MauLer himself, I reached out to him, It was like that scene from Interstellar (My favourite movie btw, underrated gem) where Anne Hathway shakes Matthew McConaughey’s hand through the warm hole. But before I could touch him my faulty Carbon Mono alarm went off and I got snapped back.

Daddy Mauler, If you’re reading this please never stop making these videos, I want you to know that I watch your videos as I go to town for hours, you’re responsible for thousands of orgasm and millions to come!