Sheeeeit… I mean yeah, I’d fuck Santa Claus. He’s motherfuckin’ Santa Claus. Look, I mean if I was at a party and out of nowhere Santa comes up to me and asks if I wanna fuck, what am I gonna do, say “no”? He’s the Spirit of Christmas for fucks sake! I’d grin and bear it, for good ol’ Saint Nick. Would I enjoy it? Probably not, I ain’t gay. But then again if Santa can magically shoot up chimneys maybe he could fly up my ass? I mean I dunno man, I like assplay as much as the next guy, but you gotta draw the line somewhere. This ain’t the prison showers, you know. But, still, if it was for Santa I think I’d be able to do it.