Fucking kendamas man. I remember when everyone at my school was infatuated with em. My friends and I fucking mocked those losers, and all was well, until one day, I show up at school, and I see him, kendam-ing with the rest of the sheeple.


I was shocked and betrayed. He saw my face, eyes widened, ready to apologize, but I had already left. Soon after, I accepted his apology, because bros before kendama hoes, but could no longer take him as seriously knowing he owned a fucking kendama.


Everyone lost interest with them like, a month later, as did my friend, but he could no longer return it. The return time limit was over. He cried his eyes out, but to no avail. Its been like 2 years, and I’ve all but forgotten about those cursed few months kendamas were a thing. Fucking kendamas man.