Actually, I am a 20 year veteran of multiple real time strategy games, and also boots on the ground FPS titles that have allowed me to gain a 2 star general level of tactics and battlefield knowledge. I should never be underestimated and as anyone who ever met me online in CoD will testify, I make a tremendous and unpredictable foe. I have read The Art of War 2.8 times and studied it word by word for many years.

All of the above is my summary of why I feel entitled to discuss this in a public forum, and if you have anything to say about that, please submit this application to the head of the fry salting section where I feel my experience most closely fits.