Happy thanksgiving, folks!🦃 I wish I was the thanksgiving turkey this year… not because I want to get stuffed… (Okay, I admit I DO kinda want two big, girthy, 10 inch shiny pink dildos in my holes-) or eaten… (I also do admit I want that crazy gobble gobble 3000 and 8…) or to gobble… (I mean, I also wouldn’t mind getting gobbled up…) or for people to consume my juices (Meh, getting my secretions on two big, wide, HUNGRY, OPEN mouths doesn’t seem too bad either.) but because I want to be dead. Pop me in the oven at 360 degrees for two hours! Just kidding, I don’t need the oven because YOU’RE already hot enough, daddy! I’d be more than happy to GOBBLE up your cummies using my plyMOUTH to suck off your ROCK! Your cumkin pies are my favorite anti-depressant! Send this to those who make you thankful this thanksgiving and make you happy to be alive! Get 1 back, stick to prozac. Get 5 back, ur daddy’s favorite thanksgiving food! 10+ back, You’ll be getting super-stuffed this thanksfgiving!