Every time I say I’m gonna fuck celebrity chicks even though I’m ugly, y’all keep downvoting me.

I see what’s happening here. You’re jealous of my confidence. You’re not jealous of me fucking your favorite celebrity, because you think that would not, could not, and will not ever happen so it’s nothing to be jealous of. As far as you can tell, it’s delusional levels of pure confidence for me to believe that I can stop being unattractive and fuck Emma Watson or ScarJo, and *that* is what you’re jealous of. You don’t feel capable of deluding yourself into believing you could do that and you’re butthurt that I get to go through life thinking of such possibilities as real while you have to sit there being like “aw man, Emma Watson sure would never have any reason to fuck me.”

It’s ironic, because I’m not even delusional, and if you can delude yourself into believing my confidence is delusional, then you could delude yourself into having the same confidence, except having the confidence would inherently make it less delusional cause being confident enough to treat a celebrity chick as an approachable human being will actually make some of them wet in and of itself. Y’all just need to understand people better.