Oh my fucking god. I can’t take this anymore. I wanna fuck Onionsan from Undertale so fucking bad, it’s too hard to accept EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY that I’ll never cum straight into Onionsan’s mouth, never being able to listen to his beautiful voice yell out “Your cum is my Big Favorite, y’hear!”

Every time I replay Undertale I constantly reload my save file just to experience the Onionsan cutscene again and again. Immediately once I see his beautiful anime onion face I get an erection and can’t keep my hands off my dick. I’ve been drilling holes into onions and fucking them as hard as possible to try and fulfill my fantasies in the least, but nothing will truly satisfy them.

God fucking dammit, Mom found the cum onion and is knocking on my door, but I just found the Onionsan easter egg in Deltarune and my boner is at full force. What am I supposed to do? I can’t let her see me with this raging erection. Please guys, you’re my only hope