She sells seashells on a seashore

But the value of these shells will fall

Due to the laws of supply and demand

No one wants to buy shells ’cause there’s loads on the sand

Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity

Shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare, you see

Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide ’em on an island stockpile ’em high

until they’re rarer than a diamond

Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want ’em

Really want ’em, really fuckin want ’em

Hit ’em like Bronson

Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven’t got a shell then you’re just a fucking waste man

Three: it’s monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly

“”Shells must sell””, that will be your new philosophy

Swallow all your morals they’re a poor man’s quality

Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand

Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!

Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States

Eight: big smile mate, big wave that’s great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate

Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game

It don’t matter if they hate you if they all say your name

Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You’re a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore

And you sell seashells on the seashore