Hey guys, I’m back after being sick for two weeks.

There’s a reason as to why I was sick

So I was in math class

There was this Asian

and this Asian was just all like,
“hey, i’m ding ding ping ling, i masturbate to algebra equations.”

and the teacher drew and equation on the board

the kid got so excited he- he shat his pants

there was just shit all over the place, it was just shit.

and then this asian kid was all like
“what duh hell theres da poo poo everywhere”

it smelt so bad, it- it smelt like a pakistni kid.

it smelt like south east asia.

i think asians should have a different school from the rest of us where they just jack off to each other’s equations

“Hey ping ping ting that’s a really nice equaaaaaatiooon ughgh”

They should also have another school for the black people so we don’t have to hear their duff duff music.”

duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff

Mexicans don’t need to go to school.