I am sticking my dick in a hot pocket. I don’t care what the people say. I do this as often as the next guy. No, I’m not mentally ill. The feeling makes me feel as if people like me. I get criticized for talking about this openly, however they just haven’t felt the amount of pleasure that you can get from one singular swing. Oh god. Just thinking about it makes me want to fail NNN. Oh forget it. I’m doing it right now. As I am typing this sentence, I am using a hot pocket as a condom.