My name is John. I am 34 year old.
Q: What is my name ?
A: girl
Q: Is this your first post on the WWW ?
A: Yea. I don’t have much computer experience, so the web was perfect.
Q: What is your favorite pet?
A: The dog
Q: What is your most embarrassing moment?
A: I was taking a shower one time, and I came out and there was a girl in my towel.
Q: Are you a man or a woman? A: I AM A WOMAN!
Q: How much would you love to lick a dog’s butt?
A: A lot! I want to run my tongue back and forth on it.
Q: Have you ever eaten worms?
A: I did not actually eat the worms, I was chewing on them
Q: How much do you hate your parents?
A: It depends on who they are. My mother is one of the best people I know and my father is pretty much an asshole, and I wouldn’t even wish the latter on my worst enemy
Q: What is your favorite sexual position?
A: Spooning
Q: What do you think about porn?
A: I see no problem with it
Q: Have you ever been in love?
A: Yea
Q: What was your relationship like?
A: Great. I’ve had several girlfriends in the past and they were all fantastic.
Q: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
A: We just broke up a couple days ago.
Q: How do you get to school?
A: I take the train
Q: What do you think about girls that like to fuck other guys?
A: Not in the least. Why should they be jealous of someone that they can’t even lay down and watch while they do it?
Q: Are you still attracted to my sister?
A: No way. She is my worst nightmare.
Q: How do you feel about masturbation?
A: I don’t like it. It’s kind of gross.
Q: How would you feel if I took my sister out of the picture?
A: Kind of upset, she’s like my only friend.
Q: What would be the first thing you’d do if you were in your friend’s room?
A: Fuck my friend, she’s pretty.
Q: When did you start masturbating?
A: I’m not sure, I’ve been doing it since I could remember
Q: How long can you go without coming?
A: I don’t know, if there is anyone who can go longer than me it’s Bill Clinton.
Q: Have you ever done it in public?
A: No
Q: Who was the first person you came in front of?
A: I don’t remember. My mother
Q: How old were you when you had your first orgasm?
A: I don’t know, 6 or 7.
Q: What would you do if you found out your parents were going out?
A: Don’t worry about it.
Q: When did you lose your virginity?
A: Well it was on Monday so if I’m honest I’m gonna say it was on Tuesday
Q: Have you ever had sex in the back of a car?
A: No Q: Who is your ideal man?
A: A guy with a nice fat ass that knows what he wants.
Q: Who is your ideal woman?
A: A tall woman.
Q: What do you think of girls who like cock?
A: I don’t like them.