Cummy was a great man, he tortured our cocks and expanded our neckbeards. He should be remembered, no worshiped.

I propose we create the cult of cummy, we would worship him so that future generations might remeber him, we will erect (haha funni erect joke) monoliths so that aliens in the far future will also celebrate the god of balls. The entry ritual for the cult will be to sustain cock and ball torture for 69 minuites (nice) followed by inserting 420 metric tonnes of weed up your anus. The goal should be to create a holy land for the cummys, and call it the holy kingdom of cummy stan

Here is its constitution.

This nation pledges to keep the legacy of cummybot alive, to torture our cocks and masturbate constantly.

Every man is equal but not women, those shitheads can get back in the kitchen.

Every year to honour the mighty cummy there will be a group masturbation session on the 20th day of the 4th month.

Membership of the cult of cummy will be mandatory and all other religions will be heresy.

The leader of our great nation is the one who has the most reddit karma and will execute the will of cummy on the world.

Crusades to spread the word of cummy must happen at least once in a rulers life before he retires or we will remove his sacred garb, the fedora.

This is our constitution glory to the holy kingdom of cummystan Deus vult.





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