I miss the old Ninja, the fuck did you say to me Ninja
Chop up the soul Ninja, set on his goals Ninja
I hate the new Ninja, the good mood Ninja
The always nice Ninja, spaz in the news Ninja
I miss the mean Ninja, gets mad and screams Ninja
I gotta say, at that time I’d like to meet Ninja
See, I invented Ninja, it wasn’t any Ninjas
And now I look and look around and there’s so many Ninjas
I used to love Ninja, I used to love Ninja
I even had the headband, I thought I was Ninja
What if Ninja played a game about Ninja
Called “I Miss The Old Ninja”? Man, that’d be so Ninja
That’s all it was Ninja, we still love Ninja
And I love you like Ninja loves Ninja