I love Echidnas. They’re my favorite animal, and I keep several of them as pets. The fact that they have *four*, yes, *four* penises entices me to no end. They can ravish you in ways that even the most well-endowed man never could. It can be difficult to fit, but having four dicks penetrate your asshole at once brings about a special kind of pleasure which you could never understand unless you were to experience it yourself. Every time I have a round of fun time with one of my echidnas, my asshole tears a little more. I’m at the point now where I suffer from severe 24/7 anal leakage because the deep interior lining of my rectum is now too damaged to function properly. But let me tell you, if you knew the sheer heights of sensual pleasure that four simultaneous dicks rotating around in your asshole like a fucking power drill could provide, I think you would agree that any degree of posterior damage is entirely worth it.

If you’re just a standard Sonic The Hedgehog fan, let me tell you, it’s time to fucking upgrade. I love my Knuckles The Echidna body pillow as much as any man, but there are actual, real life echidnas out there, and they are an absolute delight. You don’t know what you’re missing.