I have an announcement to make: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right: he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said that his dick was “THIS BIG” and I said “that’s disgusting” so I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this wallnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher… I’m pissing on the MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too.