Hello, this is jon Arbuckle, Owner of the fat lazy bad kitty Garfielf. i will now play my fat lazy cat’s own game, Grafield Kart. If this game is anything like Garfied the it will be bad and slow and fat and gay. Stop trying to tell me what to do BAD KITTY You better not let me down, you obese sack of crap Learn to turn you fat retard Garfielf: Eh I got me some lasaga Jon: No Garlfield do not eat the lasaga GAAAAAAAARFIELD Why the fuck is Liz a furry No Garpfield you fat lazy cat wake up Grab a brush and put a little makeup Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up Goddanit you overweight feline Do better than 4th Why am I winning This game isn’t realistic I am a total failure who needs to kill himself, Dangit garfild why are you celebrating You didn’t even win Your mother should’ve swallowed, And you still could”nt beat me You are the saddest excuse for a cat GARFIELD, Garfielf: There are no survivors on the rape train, Jon: Garfrield that was our pet dog Odie you twisted bastard, Curse you your fat ass is slowing you down fuckface, And fuck you Liz I never loved you bitch I’m leaving you now, Curses i have been temporarily thwarted by a pie Luckily there’s still time left to win Oh shit another one, ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS DICK BALLS CUNT, At least I won’t finish last, ;LASFJKDF;KLDSFFSJADFASDSJOIOMKSDFFB, OK Garfolomew this is the last straw If you finish second again then I am going to commit the suicide. BE A GOOD KITTY, I am feeling it now. Yes. I shall finally experience the sweet taste of victory in this shitty game. This fat disabled cat has been nothing but a burden on my life, until now. Fuck you mom and dad for saying I would never amount to anything my being will now ascend from the mortal plane and I have now begun my journey to nirvana, This is truly the greatest day in the life of Jon Arbuckle, (Finishes, but realizes something) Jon: Wait… (he placed second, cue Jon commiting suicide with Crawing In My Skin playing, Text appears saying: “THE HECKING FAT CAT ALSO DIED BECAUSE HE CAN’T MAKE HIS OWN LASAGA” Normal music then plays with the word “subscribe” onscreen)