Fucking tell me about it. Ever since 20-fucking-16, every day has been nothing but “oh boy oh golly hey mister did you hear about what tRuMp said today?” EVERY DAY. For fuck’s sake – the world is not America; shut the fuck up about your shitty politics for 3 seconds and let me read about something that isn’t “president/senator/police chief/Jackass_In_Power#415 did A Thing OohhHHhHhhHhh!!!!” for just one day. Not literally YOU, based; the figurative you. Christ almighty, I know more about American politics than I do my own country’s politics just because I exist online.

I don’t care. I don’t care what your shitty fucking former president did, or your shitty fucking new president did, or what your shitty fucking political system has created in your shitty fucking country; fuck off already and leave me in peace. Having my eyes violated – WITHOUT LUBE – every single day has made me become more hostile to American politics AS A CONCEPT than anything that ANY of America’s terrible political figures have done.

I swear to christ, you could tell me that Trump nuked Australia, and you’d be more likely to get a weary groan out of me just because this is DAY FOUR-BILLION that I have to listen to somebody wax poetically about American politics like they’re writing an essay on the beauty of Renaissance art.

Remember the movie “The Purge”? Where for one day, all crime is not illegal? I want that to happen, only instead of “all crime is no longer illegal”, it’s “everyone shuts the fuck up for one day about the bullshit that’s going on the the U S of A.” FUCK.