I ๐Ÿ˜Ž come to make an announcement ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ: Shadow ๐ŸŒš the Hedgehog ๐Ÿฆ” is a BITCH๐Ÿ•-ASS๐Ÿ‘ MOTHER๐ŸคฐFUCKER. HE PISSED ๐Ÿ’ง ON MY FUCKING WIFE! Thatโ€™s right โžก๏ธ, he took his hedgehog ๐Ÿฆ” fucking quilly dick ๐Ÿ† out, and he pissed on MY ๐Ÿ˜Ž FUCKING WIFE ๐Ÿ’, and he said it was โ€œt h i s b i g๐Ÿ†โ€ and I ๐Ÿ˜Ž said โ€œThatโ€™s disgusting! ๐Ÿคฎโ€ So Iโ€™m making a callout ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ post on my Twitter ๐Ÿฆ dot com: Shadow ๐ŸŒš the Hedgehog ๐Ÿฆ”, you got a small โ™ฟ dick. Itโ€™s the size of this WALNUT ๐ŸŒฐ except way smaller. And guess what? Hereโ€™s what my dong ๐Ÿ† looks like.

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๐ŸŽ‡[Explosion sound]๐Ÿ”ฅ

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THATโ€™S RIGHT โžก๏ธ, BABY ๐Ÿ‘ถ! TALL POINTS ๐Ÿ—ผ, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS ๐Ÿ˜ด. Look at that, it looks like two 2๏ธโƒฃ balls โšฝ in a bong ๐Ÿšฌ. He fucked ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ my wife, so guess what, Iโ€™M๐Ÿ˜Ž GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!๐ŸŒ Thatโ€™s right, this is what you ๐Ÿคค get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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Except Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ˜Ž not ๐Ÿšซ gonna piss ๐Ÿ’ฆ on the Earth ๐ŸŒ. Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ˜Ž gonna go higher ๐ŸŒ‹. Iโ€™M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOON ๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ? I PISSED ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฅON THE MOON ๐ŸŒš, YOU IDIOT ๐Ÿคฅ!

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YOU ๐Ÿคค HAVE TWENTY 2๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ THREE 3๏ธโƒฃ HOURS ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ•›BEFORE ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ4๏ธโƒฃโฌ…๏ธ THE PISS ๐Ÿ’ฆ D R R R R O P L E T S HIT ๐ŸŒ‹ THE FUCKING ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘Œ EARTH ๐ŸŒ, NOW GET OUT OF MY ๐Ÿ˜Ž FUCKING SIGHT ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ BEFORE I ๐Ÿ˜Ž PISS ๐Ÿ’ฆ ON YOU ๐Ÿคค TOO 2๏ธโƒฃ!