My name is Garfield. I’m 41 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Muncie, Indiana, and I am not married. I work as a character for a popular newspaper strip, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally eat lasagne. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of kicking Odie before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a cat who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing and mondays, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.