You know how you’re all squishy and shit? Well these guys, that’s fucking muscle. You get all tired after a while of swimming, it’s fucking life for these sociopaths. They make it look like they have nothing better to do than fuck around, and no one *is* better. They’re known rapists and murderers, for a reason. That little smile they give you, is them knowing they could kick your shit, fuck you, drown you, fuck you again, and still get a 10/10/10 at the Olympics. That little EE EE EE is them letting you know Flipper is their confirmed sniper. The largest species is orca, and those things eat fucking dolphins. You know what a blue whale is? Those big fuckers ditch this shit. Orcas aren’t called killer whales because they’re big, no, they’re the killer *of* whales. At least with them you can die knowing they won’t fuck every last hole you have in your body before and after you die. And when the oceans rise, and Sea World floods, you had better watch out. You’ll be hiding on top of your roof, and you’ll see it. You’ll see those creepy fucking white spots, or a little EE EE as they track down every single one of our species. The last people will huddle in fear before they come. And they’ll do it, but only because we did it to ourselves. They won’t stop either. Little baby? Fucked. Pregnant woman? Fucked. That “confirmed sniper” bullshit? Bullets don’t travel far in water, dipshit. They’ll do it. Because they orcan.