Hey, Julie! [Zlkavszka](https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Molvan%C3%AEa). Ah yeah, good, you’re on me. Alright, alright… you do that, mmmm. [*Two Windows beeps and several licking sounds*] Oh… [*rustling, possibly taking off clothes; five rapid Windows beeps*] Ooooh…! Oh-ho-ho! Alright, yeah, I’m [*indistinct*] clothes.

Ok. Yep, I’m lying on the bed… do what you will…mmkay. Ahhhhh…I could take a good guess… very horny. Believe me, I’ve been very horny… before. Ohhh! Hhhh…oh my…oh my…mmmm…actually, I’m breathing okay…mmm…oh yeah. Cause is–cause it got stiff…for you. Mmmmm…ahhh, ahhh yeah. Mmm…*(spits on his hands)*…mmm.

Okay, I’m licking your pussy while you’re sitting on my face. Oh boy…hhhh…mmmmm…mmmm…oh…okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one’s face causes [pink-eye](https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Heterochromia). Ali- alri- alright, I’ll let it go this time. I don’t touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah….

*(Begins fapping)* Oh yeah. *(slurp slurp slurp smack smack slurp slurp)* Oh yeah… mmmm…. Oh yeah. *(smack smack smack)* mmmm… mmm… *(slurp slurp slurp)* Oh… mmm… You’re facing mine as well. Oh boy, yeahhhh… that’s good. Mmm. Mmmm… *(smack smack smack smack slurp slurp)* Oh… *(fapping gets louder)* Mmm!

*(Sporadic Windows beeping throughout)* Mmm… Oh yeah… Mmm… *(smack smack smack)* Mmm… mmmmmmmm… Meeee-yeowww. mmm… ahhh, that’s fine. *(smack smack smack)* Mmmm… *(faps even harder, colliding into objects) Mmm…* I was kind of expecting this myself. *(faps even harder*) Yeah… So do I… mmmm… *(fapping is quite loud at this point)* Ahhhh! MMm… *(phone rings)* Mmm… Mmmm… I love you too, Julie… you are, you are…

It’s very good. Mmm… Ohhhh yeah, it’s awesome… Awesome. Ah… ah yeah… *(fapping speeds up)* Mmm… Go ahead, be rougher, rougher… Mmmm… Ahhh… MMm… Oh yeah… mmm… Oh yeah, yeah… Oh YEAH, Julie, Julieeeeeeee, Julie!!! mmmh… ahhh… JULAYYYYYYYY! JULayyyyyyyy, JULAaaaay… JULAY!!!! Julay… JULaaAaaAaaaAaaaAaAAAAAYY!!! *(phone rings)* Jullayyyy… *(phone rings again)* Mmm… ah, don’t worry about that, my father will get it… he got it…. Continue. Mm… Julie… JULAAAAAY… Julaaaaaaaaah.

Oh yeah… oh yeah… oh yeah… mmm… oh… mmm?? *(phone rings)* mmm… get on me… I want… to be INSIDE YOU!… Oh yeah… not yet… mmm. *(smack smack smack slurp slurp)* Pump it in? mmmf… ah… oh yeah… no problem… ahhhh… mmmm YEAH!! mmmf… *(faps very hard)* ahh… mmmm… oh yeah… oooooh yeah… ah! yeah… yeaahhh!!! mmmf… (breathing heavily, bangs into something while fapping) mmm… *(phone rings)* mmm… no it’s okay, my father will get it, don’t worry about it… keep going… it’s already been got… please, I’m getting close myself… C’mon Julie… mmf… ahhh… mmm… mmm… oh yeah…

*(Bob walks in at this point, about 17 minutes and 56 seconds in. Chris stops masturbating.)*

**Bob**: Christian, what are you doing?
**Chris**: [*immediately stops fapping, but knocks several things over*] Nothing.
**Bob**: I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What’re you doing?
**Chris**: Nothing.
**Bob**: Don’t give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?
**Chris**: Dad, will you get out of here!?
**Bob**: No. [*string of Windows beeps*] I will not. [People](https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bryan_Bash) tell me that you’re about to kill yourself on [YouTube](https://sonichu.com/cwcki/YouTube).
**Chris**: What?!
**Bob**: What are you doing?
**Chris**: I’m not doin’ anything.
**Bob**: Want me to wake your mother up and find out?
**Chris**: No…
**Bob**: Then, get out of here, and off that Internet.
**Chris**: Fine.
**Bob**: What is your trouble?
**Chris**: I am NOT going to kill myself!
**Bob**: Get away from that TV.
**Chris**: Fine.
**Bob**: Get away from the Internet, I’m cuttin’ it down, right now!
**Chris**: NO! DAD, NO!
**Bob**: Yes.
**Chris**: No!
**Bob**: What are you doin’?

[*long pause, what sounds like the kitchen sink running, keys clicking on the keyboard, then a single Windows beep*]

**Chris**: Don’t do it, Dad.
**Bob**: I’m gonna shut this thing right down.
**Chris**: No.
**Bob**: Yes.
**Chris**: No! [*pause*] Dad, no. Stop!
**Bob**: Go wake your mother up, don’t bother me. Okay? [*pause*] Go and wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!
**Chris**: Ugh.
**Bob**: Go and wake your mother up!
**Chris**: [[*stress sigh*](https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Stress_sigh)]
**Bob**: You tell mm–her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.
**Chris**: No!
**Bob**: Yes!