And Ape send sex snaps to a married guy with kids

Fuck that butter faced home wrecker, if he wanted it, he woulda put a ring on it

Im done with this culture of government worker whores creating a thot-mosphere were this crazy fucking behavior was acceptable because I didn’t look like Brad Pit – Keanu Reeves with variable eating disorder maybe, but not when I was with the other donkey faced dumpster.

You guys gotta sign pledges cuz tindr culture made you end up burning an American flag, then be an accessory in setting a town on fire to cover up the fact you all treat your vaginas like a sausage packaging plant, and you guys in the field supported it, cuz there are no more professionals in the military under 30

Eat my ass you Jay z faced whore