Guys… I’m gonna say something controversial, I know this may be somewhat of an unpopular opinion but it’s been on my mind for a while now and I just have to say it. While I do pride myself in having a great taste in games, (The Witcher 3, Breath Of The Wild, you know the deal) for such a long time I was blind to obvious facts and truths. Lies spun by obnoxious streamers and snot-nosed children teaching me beliefs was to naive to not realize were just blatantly *wrong*.

But thankfully I’ve been enlightened now, and in the hopes that my controversial statement will help enlighten other poor souls who may have lost their way, I will drop a piece of knowledge taught to me by a few underground internet heroes who hide their identity in order to be safe from the viscious internet hivemind.

I will say this so they can stop hiding. So one day, people like them, and people like me, will be able to rise up and freely express our concerns over the battle royale title that acts as a plague on our homes, schools and workplaces. I understand this may be hard for most of you to hear, but change never comes without a few rustled jimmies, right? With all that said, I will now gift to you my objectively correct opinion…

Minecraft good… Fortnite…

sweats nervously, a single tear runs down my cheek

*bad*.