This is my TED talk. TED stands for… uh… idk. Whatever.
Okay, so first of all, gold and iron are used in a terrible way. You see, assuming the gold bars are 1 ounce bars and 24 karat, one gold would cost **$1,847.87 USD. THAT’S INSANE.** And 1 iron ingot, assuming it is also a 1 ounce bar, would cost $**17.00 PER BAR. THAT’S ALSO INSANE.** A 30virus bed defense consists of 16 wood blocks and 10 wool blocks, right? Well, that means, assuming we are buying this with gold and iron, it would cost **7459.48 USD.** That is enough money to buy at least 2 professional gaming setups. With this being said, buying things like iron armor and iron swords would only be reserved for rich people. So bedwars isn’t for us common folk, only for… for… Elon mUsk and- and- BiLL gATEs and whoever. How would the islands float? We would need some kind of sci-fi antigravity machine that probably uses a stupid amount of power, which is expensive AF. And having these beds that provide resurrection after death would also probably be a few billion dollars. Lets assume that a diamond is 0.5 karats. That means, 1 diamond is $1,500 USD. 4 diamonds for sharpness would cost $6,000 USD. And emeralds are even more expensive than emeralds, so it would be thousands and thousands of dollars to buy diamond armor, or a pearl.
So bedwars is so expensive that we can’t afford it, huh? Is all hope lost? Nope. We can make a few financial changes that will help make bedwars more accessible to everyone regardless of their current financial situation. First of all, get rid of gold and iron. Instead, give copper. Diamonds will be replaced by plastic diamonds, and emeralds would be removed entirely. All emerald-costing items would have their prices replaced with the plastic diamonds. Voidless would be the only mode, due to antigravital prices nowadays. Instead of beds providing the ability to respawn, you would simply never die in the first place, and instead, have those laser-tag vests that buzz and glow when you take damage. If you die, you would be forced to walk back to your base, because teleportation is impossible. So far. Lobbies would be airplanes, and you would be dropped off at your base when the game starts. And if you die on a final, you will be picked up by the airplane and taken back to the hypixel lobby.

If you have any additional ideas on how to make bedwars cheaper, or other things that are expensive in day-to-day life, please say so. I would like to hear your thoughts. Anyways, this has been another terrible post, and have a good one, m8s.