1. I’m not anti-ghost, I just don’t believe in ghosts.

2. I don’t hate ghosts, because ghosts don’t exist.

3. If someone says they’re a ghost, I don’t believe them, in part because…

4. I’m against laws mandating that everyone must believe in ghosts.

5. 3 & 4 don’t contradict 1 & 2.

6. My non-belief in ghosts doesn’t need to be justified.

7. If someone sincerely claims to be a ghost, they are delusional.

8. If someone insincerely claims to be a ghost, they are lying.

9. We should not teach children that ghosts exist, or that they can become ghosts.