I got cut off by one of these turbo-cuckmobiles while running a quick errand today and I didn’t have a Frappuccino to throw at him… so I’m taking a moment to vent here.

The powertrain is cucked.

Just off the bat, the basic premise of the car is that somebody else burns your fuel for you at a power plant somewhere. In practice, it doesn’t actually help the environment — like the betabux spent on it don’t actually win Stacy’s heart. The betas just get to pretend they are not polluting, similar to how Chad isn’t secretly polluting his wife’s roastie pussy every time he goes to work or lends her the Tesla to go “shopping”. The beta customer can also take pride in how quiet the car is and that it has autopilot mode, so he can jack off while his wife and daughters get gangbanged in the back seat by some failed Chad hitchhiker who they made him stop and pick up to be “nice” and “progressive”.

The target market is cucks.

The whole business model is to sell an overpriced, Maserati-looking POS to the Elliot Rodger demographic, specifically higher-earning wagecucks who work in IT. Buy one and you too can get your very own gold-digging self-hating Asian roastie to bring you joy and companionship Chads and STDs back to your home.

The model names – S, 3, X, Y are a blatant indicator. Why Model 3 instead of E, you ask? Because even the model name of the car was cucked in a lawsuit by Ford which had its own Model E. And you’d better believe a betabux-leeching Stacy whore will leave her techie husband in an instant to fuck the first braindead Chad or Tyrone she sees with an old, loud, slow, broken-down, coal-rolling Ford shitmobile.

Elon Musk himself is of course, also cucked.

The personal details have been discussed and proven conclusively, but I have a couple musings to add here.

He got the idea for reusable rockets from having to repeatedly (and at great cost) divorce his identical-looking blonde Stacy wives agin and again.

The Hyper Loop came to him during starfish sloppy seconds when he noted how frictionless and well-lubricated Stacy’s pussy felt after a night at the sex club with Chad and Brad.

Don’t even get me started on how fundamentally cucked the whole business model is. No self respecting incel (or even most Chads) would grovel year after year to the Democrats and Republicans alike for extra money to keep his failing business afloat. If just a few of the unconscious incels who preorder his shitty cars would wake up and take the black pill then the whole house of cards would collapse.