\*voraciously pants in and out until I get tunnel vision\* PPPAAAAAWWWWWEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ DADDDDYYYYYYYYY \*looks up at you with snot hanging from nose and huge puppy dog eyes begging you to do what needs to be done\* IM SIMPWY BEGGING YOU TO DO IT DADDYYYY \*puts revolver in your hand and clamps your fingers around it\* OH PWETTY PWEASE WONT YOU TAKE US BOTH TO FUWWY HEAVEN DADDYYY \*rubs huge dog tongue up the entirety of your body, sending a chill up your spine and into your skull\* PWEEASSEE DADDY ALL YOU HAF TO DO IS PUWW THE TWIGGEW DADDDDYYYYYYY \*starts dry heaving and thrusting hips into the ground, unable to contain excitement for the afterlife\* UHHHH DADDDDYYYY PWEEASSEE DO IT I SIMPWY CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER DADDDYYYY \*completely arches back in the air while writhing around in the mud, similar to [that one painting of the man infected with tetanus](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Opisthotonus_in_a_patient_suffering_from_tetanus_-_Painting_by_Sir_Charles_Bell_-_1809.jpg/300px-Opisthotonus_in_a_patient_suffering_from_tetanus_-_Painting_by_Sir_Charles_Bell_-_1809.jpg)\* AAHHHH EEEAAAGGHHH HUGGHHH HUGGGHHHHH DADDDYYYYYYYYYYYY