☝️One time ⏲I was playing 🎮fortnite home🏠 alone when suddenly ❗️JOHN WICK 🔫came barging 👢🚪into my room 🛋and told 👂me he’d give me 1 million 💲💲v bucks 😱if I got on my knees 🙏and closed my eyes 👁👃👁i got ⬇️down and before ↩️I could even close my eyes👀I saw JOHN WICK😏 reach towards his crotch 😮to get my vbucks❗️😎 he told me to open 📭my mouth 👄so he could give 🎁me a chug jug 👌so I opened wide 😀and he mustve givem me a big😫 chug jug 😂tee hee silly john😂 once he pulled 🔙it out I felt some droplets💦 on my face 😨so I licked👅 it up and it was super 🤮salty🤮 once I asked for my v bucks 💲💲he laughed 😆and he called me a faggot 👨❤️👨and left i 🚪🏃♂️was crying 😭so hard that mom 👩🏼called me and said look at my dad👨🏻in his new fortnite 😀costume 🕴🏽i gasped and 👟ran to my room 🛋my dad 😱is john wick!😱 ❗️❗️this really is an epic victory royal❗️❗️