Oh, so you like leaves huh? A leaf monger? A leaf defender? You look at all that brown and yellow shit on the ground, you say more for me? You know what you are? A schmuck. A dunderhead. A buffoon. A geek. As funny as tripe. Now why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here. Oh, you thought the punchline to that gag was leaf? Well fuck you, you don’t get any leaves today