You know, I had to leave Nazi occupied Germany, for I was a Jewish scientist. This being the case, I never bought into their blatantly racist ideology of Fascism. I believed no race was inferior. However, this idea was challenged when at the motherfucking Superbowl halftime show, Travis Scott actually interrupted a dead man’s memorial with his musical masterpiece “Sicko Mode.” I regret denouncing Hitler, and I am sorry for all I have said against the Nazi Party. Sieg Heil.
-Albert Einstein