He’s prolly gonna find out about it later when u guys have a half retard baby, and he’ll probably kidnap it and hold it for ransom, then he’ll mess up somehow and trap himself in a room with the baby and then they’re both fucked. This is why I smoke weed. Well, since the baby will be very heavy, he will probably have to use his super strength to lift it up, and since he is a downy, he probably won’t realise the door slam shut behind him as he puts the baby to sleep in a bed he built himself. Then he turns around to only realise that he is doomed, he starts to cry… which is fucking sad, then he turns around and cuddles with the baby until they both due of starvation. And that’s how your baby becomes patient zero, they both die, but after a while, the baby wakes up and starts eating the remaining pieces of the dead corpse beside her.
You finally found her because the treasure map written in crayon led you right to the final resting place of the downy and soon, you too… Little did you know, you let out the beats that ends the war.
Flashback to that day when shane finally has the day he has the courage to ask out deborah. It was lunch, homecoming week, shane was dropping acid like a motherfucker and was dared by hid asshole friend paul to go ask out Deborah. He built up the courage and walked up to her table and sat down across from her. “I love you” he said through a grin that was obvious. Her boyfriend saw this and, just like an orangatan, attacked him and defacated on his chest. Deborah felt bad for the poor loser and went to pick him up. Remember they are 10 times strong er than humans… she lifted him up and held him like she was the hero and he was the damsel in distress. From that day forward, shanes dad kicked out of his house, he became a loser who had nothing. Deborah felt so bad that she walked to him and asked, shane thought “What could I loose” and from then on, he ended up living with with Deborah and end up having that child. Flash forward to when the door opens, releasing a disturbing odor and when they look in, they see a child eating away at the dead body. The door creeks, the baby looks at its parents and jumps up to munch on their innocent weak bodies.