I swear to the Almighty Lord and Saviour Jesus H.W. Allah Christ, Sr., morals are just flying out the windows these days. What is it with Redditors’ propensity to constantly make dirty jokes? Do you really think it’s funny when an innocent child’s eyes get molested by such shameful marks of pedantry?

My son just came to me crying because these jokes confused the poor boy. Maybe I’m a poor parent and just haven’t exposed him to enough things over the past 32 years of his life, but I still lay much of the responsibility on the producers of content and comments here: the Redditors themselves.

Now, I’m sure you’re all plenty nice person outside of this context – and it’s true, most of us make off-color jokes – but sometimes it just crosses the line. This is one of those times.

So, as I said, even though you’re probably decent people otherwise, out of pure principle and my love for the children, I grant you all this most sincere downvote. I can only hope that you learn from this and become a better person for it. I wish you all the best.

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