Yes, keep laughing at your mental superiors, Reddit. It may be an unattractive and pathetic way to validate your inferiority (this sub in a nutshell), but it’s clearly the only way you know how to deal with your political and romantic failings. Both problems I don’t have to deal with, seeing as how my candidate won, my relationship status is soon to become fruitful, and my career is in sales at one of the nation’s most successful grocery retail establishments. If any of you losers happen to be height-weight-proportional females with the humility to recognize your betters, and want a chance with someone who will challenge you mentally and sexually. Just know that you’ll be among intellectuals – which is to say, out of your league. Don’t expect me to dumb myself down for you, as I’m neither willing nor able to do such a thing.