i stole earrings out of a store today and the woman saw me putting them in my pocket and she asked me if i robbed anything because there were cameras and i replied with a shocked look on my face “do you think just because i have facetats that i’m here to rob your store? out of earrings of all things? just because i put my hand in my fucking pocket? *takes out hand* go on, look. seriously, go on. i’m sick of you people assuming shit because of my appearance”. she then proceeded to apologise profusely and explain to me she has to keep an eye out for sus movements because a lot of people come in and rob small things and i was like “so i’m one of those people because of my facetats?” and she backpedaled so hard it was funny. i walked out asking if she wanted to check my pockets.

i stole the earrings on my pocket btw. stupid bitch.