Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the reddit snoo so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go r/announcements I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with snoo. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of snoo’s hot alien ass. I want it to have my mutant human/alien babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with an alien. I’d dressed her in my sister’s skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see snoo again.