Lmaoing at all the tech incels on here. Do you not realize how wealthy us Applechads are? How can I explain it… you know how you have to save up for three months of mommy’s allowance money to buy a Thinkpad? Well, for an Apple Chad, an iPhone (also known as a Life Upgrade because LMAO – Let’s be honest – what’s the difference between you and a dog if you don’t have at least one Apple Product) is paid for in a day’s work.
That’s my schedule, bro. Work my six figure job, get an iPhone, and use Tinder to meet and knock up a beautiful woman. Within 9 months, she will coolly be sitting on her sofa, cradling her huge belly and sipping on wine in the evening sun, silently thanking the gods that a stud, an AppleChad, saw it fit to impregnate her. And she will feel pride, that she was chosen to carry such strong seed.
Meanwhile, Androidcels get green bubble cucked. ROFLZORS.
Fuck off, Android incels. \*cums on the ground\* \*walks away\*