“Always wear clean underwear”

As a teenager, I’d use any excuse not to shower. I hated it. It took effort, took time, and was boring. If I had a girlfriend, I’d shower right before hanging out with her, then wait until the next time I hung out with her to shower again, regardless of how long that took. I was a ‘musky’ teenager.

Well, one night I decided to walk to the little corner store and pay a bum to buy me some beer. After the beer was acquired, I headed off to a friend’s place. On the way, I ran into a cute girl from school. She convinced me to go to her house, which was right around the corner, and hang out. After a few beers, she decided to give me a blow job. The second she unbuttoned my pants she was met with the stench of unwashed boxer shorts that had been clinging to unwashed 17 year old balls and ass. Needless to say, she recoiled in disgust. Luckily she offered to take a shower with me, which lead to more than just a blow job.

Since that day, the day I almost lost something I rarely get, I make it a point to wash my balls and ass extra thoroughly, and wear clean underwear.