**FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!**

If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars!

Bad deals!

Cars that break down!

Thieves!

If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, **YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!**

It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker!

You’ll fall for this bullshit; guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, **SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!**

You heard us right!

**SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!**

Bring your tray!

Bring your title!

Bring your wife!

**WE’LL FUCK HER!**

**THAT’S RIGHT; WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!**

Because at Big Bill Hell’s, you’re fucked six ways through Sunday!

Take a hike to Big Bill Hell’s, home of Challenge Pissing!

That’s right; Challenge Pissing!

How does it work?

If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

Don’t wait!

Don’t delay!

**DON’T FUCK WITH US, OR WE’LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!**

Only at Big Bill Hell’s, the only dealer that tells you to **FUCK OFF!**

**HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!**

This event ends the minute after you write us a check!

And it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker!

**GO TO HELL!**

Big Bill Hell’s, Baltimore’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!

**GUARANTEED!**