oh my god dude gotta tell you about this , I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning thinking about this because it’d just be so fucking hilarious : what if we had sex like we were a boy and a girl but like we aren’t , wouldn’t that be really funny ? Wouldn’t it be fuckin ‘ hilarious if you put girly clothes on me and fucking bullied my ass , dude ? Hahahah , I’m giggling dude , because like , we’re both straight , but like it’d be so funny . Dude , imagine how much you’d laugh if I was on the bed moaning like a little bitch getting fucked , wouldn’t that be the best joke ever ? Oh my god , dude , I can’t , I’m losing it out here , it’s so fucking hilarious . And , like , you start calling me a girl because it’s hilarious and the best comeback ever and it makes me cry and moan and like dude Dude … Imagine how hilarious it’d be when you fucking bust a gigantic sloppy load into my fucking fat ass and keep fucking my wet slippery bussy , dude , i’d laugh so goddamn hard . You’re the most funny guy ever , I can’t wait to laugh my ass off while it’s plopping and slapping against my wet covered asshole . You’re hilarious , dude . I love you , you’re funny