Ah, I love Dark Souls III, murdering a Tree by breaking its Nutsack numerous times to get some Bowl O’ Soul, slaughter some Guy on Crystal Meth, kill a Skeleton the size of Godzilla by hitting his Jewelry, go kill some Pedophilic Undead Christians, proceed to do the same with the Lightsaber Pope, dispatch some Skirt-Wearing Slug eating a Transgender, slay some Depressed Dude by hitting him with Air but it’s actually a shittier version of a Weapon from Demon’s Souls, go on to fight some Butterflies, go back and realize you didn’t kill the optional bosses, go beat up a Pedophilic Dragon and some other Old Man nobody gives a Shit about, fuck up two Disabled People, go slay some guy in Assless Chaps, reach your Waifu but have to deal with her Father, and when that’s all over with, go and kill some Fire Knight to plunge a sword into a Pile of Bones and End the World. 17/10, Would Play Again.