I sexually Identify as an Masterbaiter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of baiting the sickest bitches, letting my teammates die. People say to me that a person being a Masterbaiter is Gay and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install cats, fuckbois and memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ass ketchup” and respect my right to bait and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a baiterphobe and need to check your dank privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.