Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I am a Steve I must find the diamond and build an house. (builds house with willpower) Wow wow wow wow wow I am building an house. (mines diamond ore) (snaps head) Wow wow wow wow I have found the diamond YES! Yay I have found the diamond and built an house.
Creeper: Ahahuhaha I’m a Crapper I’ma blow your house and the diamond.
Steve: Oh no.
Creeper: (grows while glowing white) Explosion sounds and pixelated explosions (kills Steve and destroys his house and the diamond) boom ahhuhaha.
Steve: Oh no me house and diamond I am dead.
Creeper: Haha yes plot twist it’s a me, (pulls off mask, revealing to be Santiago) SANTIAGO!