I sexually Identify as an Barry Allen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running faster than sonic. People say to me that a person being The Flash is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m fast. I’m having the impossible turn me into the impossible. From now on I want you guys to call me “The Flash” and respect my right to beat criminals and find others like me. If you can’t accept me you’re a flashphobe and need to check your speed privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.