Normally Angela Merkel hides her huge udders and presents herself as a tough Western politician. But behind her power there is an enormous amount of sex. Only seldom can male politicians avoid her overwhelming sex appeal. She doesn’t really hide her obvious tendency towards voluptuous obesity. In 2008 during a state visit to Oslo she openly presented her ample cleavage to the Norwegian public. Jens Stoltenberg (then Norwegian prime minister, now Secretary General of NATO) was obviously fascinated by her udders. She had exposed her ample cleavage already before at the annual Bayreuth Wagner Festival. But that was only a national uproar about Angela Merkel’s big udders. Over the years she had sex affairs with practically every French President from Nicolas Sarkozy through Francois Hollande to Emmanuel Macron. President Obama definitely lusted after her voluminous sensual flesh as she gave him a huge Black Hard-on. Michelle Obama definitely approved of her husband’s perversity. As she said: When they go low, we go high. Angela Merkel’s earlier public career as visible nudist and porn model is widely known only in East Germany or in Russian sources. Her many lesbian affairs are appreciated only in very special feminist circles, but it’s her best kept secret. When visiting the Washington of Donald Trump Angela Merkel was utterly shocked by his complete lack of any sex appeal. And Angela is definitely NOT Donald Trump’s type of woman. Don’t tell me I’m reducing Angela Merkel to her enormous udders. Far from that, Angela Merkel’s huge udders show enormous ramifications and add tremendously to her appeal of political power.