Unfortunately my penis length is enormous. Though some would think that this is a blessing, it is a curse. All of the woman who clamour for me because of my hilariousness, humor, intellijence, handsomeness, height and money will never truly experience what it is like to have my schlong fully inside them. Each day I try to kill myself, but my gargantuan cock saves me at theast second. I have no idea what I could have done to deserve this fate in a past life, but it must have been so unspeakably vile that this is my punishment. I really wish my penis was the size of a penny, but, unfortunately, my penis is big enough to satiate the Big Men. That is my hell.