Hear me out. In the 2016 election Donald Trump was kidnapped by the Demoncrats because he posed an existential threat to their satanic cabal of child rape pizzerias, only to replace him with a clone grown from aborted babies (the ones they didn’t eat) and possessed by a demon that would make sure that over the next four years, “Trump” never fulfilled any of “his” promises and spent all “his” time golfing and saying stupid things on twitter, specifically to militarize their pozzed base against God’s true and chosen people, republicans. It was revenge for winning so bigly, and it worked. The real Donald Trump is being held somewhere while the fake one makes a fool of himself to make the real one, and the rest of us, look like idiots. It didn’t work in the end however as a huge amount of people, who know the truth, came out to support Donald Trump anyway despite this, so the Demoncrats had to fake the election results. Everyone knows there are only like a hundred democrats and the entire country is almost entirely republican, so the idea that Biden got more votes than Trump is ludicrous on principle; Thats why every state (except the ones we won in) were obviously rigged fake fraudulent failections. On January 6th a hole in reality opened and two groups of people stormed the capitol at the same time, disenfranchised patriots taking their country back AND an antifa false flag. Thats why the people who went in are both proud patriots AND antifa actors; They are merely victims of a reality anomaly.

We have to find which pizzeria the real Donald Trump is in so we can free him and reinstate him as the TRUE emperor of the universe, as he was ordained to be by God until the Demoncrats defeated god’s plan (Only temporarily though!)

I know all this because I saw Jesus in my living room and he laid it all out for me. I took six percoset with my morning wine and prayed for a vision from Donald Trump, who obviously sent the Lord to guide me. If you don’t believe me you’re obviously a godless communist plant sent to discredit True Believers. Amen. MTG 2024