Bro I’m in a semi constant state of aggressive projectile diarrhoea, it is illegal for anyone to stand or walk within 7ft behind me, as the sheer force of my volcanic molten lava shit could easily cause some internal bleeding and whiplash at the very least. I would like to see SGB try to dethrone me as The Emperor of Hostile Anal Leakage, I’ve killed a man with my bowels, so your measly shitting the bed doesn’t phase me.