you’re literally so fucking wrong i don’t ever know where to begin. you’re probably a small fuckboi that never leaves his cum-covered bed. you idiot. you cannot believe how grave of an insult you have inflicted upon my name. i will personally see to it that you and all of your relatives spend the rest of their years living in a cage in siberia and only allowed to eat cat food. we will literally breed your generation, like we did with foxes, until you reach the point where you can be considered domesticated. i give zero shits about ethics. we will make your family so inbred you’ll be lucky to see an eye under all of the tumors that are going to grow all over their heads. they will curse your name until all they can think of is being a good boy for their russian masters. then we’re going to sell them to boost our economy, and we’re going to make sure that all the records of your existence will be purged, so that no future generation may be scarred forever by how dumb you are.
love you, cutie