I sat there at the dinner table, dirty and probably smelling like loads of dry piss, spit and cum that’s been stained all over on my gooner legs, feet and stomach since I haven’t showered in almost 3 weeks now…

I said “I’m thankful for technology being so advanced we can access anything we want, be it news, entertainment, movies…. oh and also porn. We can’t forget about Porn” I said as I took a bite of the turkey. My family lifted their heads up from a bowed praying position to a now bewildered and confused state of mind thinking “did he just say that????”

YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I SAID IT AND I FUCKING MEAN EVERY GODDAMN WORD!!!! I LOVE PORN SO FUCKING MUCH AND IM SO THANKFUL FOR PORN MOMMY TO BE IN MY LIFE, I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANY OF YOU SO CALLED FAMILY AND FRIENDS… AND IM SO THANKFUL SHE OFFERS ME ENDLESS BIG TIT JIGGLY ASS WHORES DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

CONSTANTLY TEMPTING ME WITH MORE BEAUTIFUL PORN FILTH AND PERFECT PORN BODIES!!! IM SO FUCKING THANKFUL IM NOT LIKE THE REST OF YOU NORMAL PEOPLE WHO PUT A FAKE SMILE ON AND TAKE SELFIES AS LIFE FUCKS YOU UP THE ASS.

UNLIKE ME AND MY GOONER BROS WHO DECIDED TO TURN LIFES BULLSHIT INTO VIBRATING DILDOS THAT NEED TO BE SHOVED UP OUR ASSHOLES.

ALL WHILE STROKING TO PORN MOMMY AS SHE INFECTS OUR BRAIN, AND WE ACCEPT HER LUST INTO MOLDING US INTO THE FUCKING PATHETIC PERVERTED PORN ADDICTED PIGS WE ARE SO AS WE CAN BE TOTALLY SECLUDED FROM SOCIETY, OUR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND TO BE KEPT FREE FROM ALL REAL WOMEN AND RELATIONSHIPS.

I FUCKING INVITE PORN MOMMY TO INVADE MY SOUL, AND TO LURE, SEDUCE AND INDUCE ME AND ALL OF YOU LOSERS READING THIS INTO ABSOLUTE PURE PORN BLISS TO THE POINT OUR FUCKING BRAINS MELT AND WE BECOME EVEN MORE PATHETIC LIMP PORN ADDICTED COCK GOONERS WHO CANT EVEN GET FUCKING HARD!!!! – That’s what I’m thankful for…

PORN IS MY GOD, PORN IS MY RELIGION, PORN OWNS MY SOUL, PORN IS WHAT I LISTEN…. AMEN!

Then I took my plate and went straight to my darkened goon room with porn mommy still playing on my screens, I ate the thanksgiving dinner alone as I gooned all night long nggghhh