I (42m) was born in brit\*ain which makes me bri\*ish. Now this makes me sad. Out of all the countries, why was I born here? Could God(7000m) not have spawned me in Japan? Did God think that being br\*\*tish was something to be proud of? I (42m) cant even fuck*ing smile because of my awful teeth and I cant even go outside without being st\*bbed. Any time I tell my wife (9f) that I do not like being b\*\*\*\*sh she just laughs, so I beat her until she cries.

So, reddit, AITA?