So they added bees, and with it, they added pollen. You know, that white stuff dripping from the bee’s ass when it spends a potty break atop a pretty flower. Poor flower.

So we got plant semen in the game now.

That gives me the most amazing epic idea for Minecraft’s next snapshot – HAYFEVER!!!

So if you’re like me and allergic to plant semen, you will relate to Steve (or Alex), when he gets pollon dripped on him and erupts into a sneezing fit. Oh and he or she or they will get the Hayfever status effect.

Unfortunately, Minecraft doesn’t contain antihistamines (yet), and although in 2019 we all believe weed cures everything, some parents will complain if they add weed. So we gotta stick with the cure that everyone believed cured everything before 2019 – honey. Basically, the only way to get rid of the Status Effect is to drink a bottle of honey. Give honey some better use than it does in 19w34a!

Milk doesn’t cure Hayfever, idiot!

Now, if one DOESN’T cure hayfever, they will keep sneezing indefinitely. Because like Bad Omen, Hayfever doesn’t run out for a long time. When you are sneezing, you will emit green particles from your nose, and your walking will be stopped. As you will sneeze every 3 seconds, your walking will become very jittery, especially as this effect also disables sprinting.

Oh, and after 5 minutes of continuous sneezing, your lungs will start to give out. You will start taking damage from internal bleeding caused by all that sneezing, half a heart per sneeze. And alas, you will die. The death message will read:

“Player thought they were a panda”

So what do you think? Doesn’t this sound like literally the best idea ever?????????

Seriously Mojang implement this idea! It’s the bees knees. HAHAHAHAHAHA BEES KNEES LOLOLOLOLROFLMFAO GET IT BEES KNEES LOLOL CUZ BEES LOLOL AND THEY ADDED BEES AND THIS IDEA IS ABOUT BEES LOLOLOL GET IT BEES KNEES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT’S SO FUNNY I’M SO FUNNY LOL BEES KNEES HAHAHA THAT’S SUCH A GOOD ONE OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER BECAUSE OF BEES AND BEES KNEES HAS BEES IN IT AND THEY ADDED BEES!!!!!! DO YOU GET IT??????????????????? LOLOLOL I SHOULD BECOME A COMEDIAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEES KNEES LOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL