Nothing was darker than the stars, the old sage had told Walter.

 And he also told Walter that virtue is the best property in a person. And that Walter could be the legendery Chosen One that the prophesies of old and dank and darkness had spoken about.

 Oh yes, the Prophecy. That what had made Walter lay awake at nights. Of course Toast had asked what was up with Walter.

 “Of course,” Walter would always say, “there is nothing going on, dear. Go back to sleep.” And in their minds they’d fill in “You don’t have to worry about the terrible burden I will have to carry for the rest of my life”

 Because everyone knows, prophesies have a nasty way of coming true. And this one was about to come true spectacularly.

We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.

The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now – 1 decade into the future.

 Walter enters the scene, but whats this? Toast is there too.

 “Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us……to each-other?”

 “The time with the DarkSamus5?”

“Yes!”

“Oh, yes right”

 “Its hard to believe what happened isn’t it? What happened and what it led to”

“Yes my sweetness” said Toast, giving Walter a kiss.

“Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it.”

“It was pretty life changing.”

 So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.

MG! We are almost there”, Walter said after traveling for ages.

“GOOD GRIEF, I didnt think we had journed this far!”

They sat down for a rest break and to plot their trajectory into the evil ones HQ base.

“WE must find the DarkSamus5.

“I forgot all about that”, said Walter, who was generaly considered a moron, so we all laugh at them for forgetting. HAHA! Funny hu?

“HAHA, you remember now”

“yes”

“Good”

“yes”

“Good”

What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basicaly, it went like this:

 Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionaly, its to save me time.

Ok, after they finnished the crystal they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!

 \–

Meanwhile, back in the future, Walter and Toast were enjoying each-other.

As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how. Its certainly clear they were close.

Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.

 Toast was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join her on her flashback, a flashback to our story in the present……

\–

Our heroes arrived at the central district.

“How will we find where he is based in this big city?”

“We will never find him.”

 “Maybe not, look…there!”

Behind them was a massive blimp sign with CGI Bascketballs Corp scribbled upon it in bold .

So they found where he was,and entered the skyscrapper…

As they entered there was lots of Mercenaryss.

So they swung back their trenchcoats and murdercided them all with their concealed bazookas of awesome.

They steped over the dead bodys and made their way forward past the blood and guts they sprayed over the walls just moments before. Cory vometted in disgustand blood came out.

“Ok, he is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his skyscrapper ” said Tim pressing the correct elevator button

The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!

“down!” shouted Cory.

And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later…

The hatch opened and a couple of mercenaryss with rifless pirouetted down.

“oh god! What are we going to do!?” said BroGoblinGamer

“We gota think fast” said Tim.

“Ok”

“I know you dont like violence, Walter, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please..” Said Anirana Halfelven

Walter thought about all the people he had murdered recently because of his fate.

“Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them” said Walter who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed

which knocked them unconscious.

“Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!”

A massive gaurd appeared, but they killed him.

Ding! They had reached their floor.

\–

And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.

 Walter and Toast were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.

 “arg…that was good ” said Toast.

“yes, yes it was” said Walter.

“You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self”

“yes…sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn’t know it at the time.

Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock”

 “And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today”

 “I love you Walter my irresistibleness”.

“I love you too Toast -my better half.

 And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.

“So you have come” said a voice booming from the sky

A blimp appeared above them.

CGI Bascketballs laughed at them from it.

“Ha Ha Ha Ha”

“I could gun you all down from here with my blowdart, but I would rather do this…personal style.”

he leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop

“Ready?” he said, still laughing.

 Walter removed his shirt and flexed his abs.

“Yes. I am ready. ”

With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral dessert eagles).

“I kill you dead”

CGI Bascketballs head butted Walter in the chest

Blood splashed onto the floor.

Walter fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.

“Ha Ha Ha Ha” laughed CGI Bascketballs

“You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?”

“I had too, for all that is good and just in the world.”

“Well now you will die. Goodbye.”

CGI Bascketballs leaned over Walter holding a large rock.

 “Quick Walter use this!” said Anirana Halfelven ,chucking a nearby tree towards Walter.

Walter grabbed it and chucked it towards CGI Bascketballs hard, knocking him backwards….off the edge of the tall castle they were on!

“Goodbye, CGI Bascketballs have a nice fall!”

“ARrrrrgggg”

SPLAT!

Some blood sprayed up and splashed on them.

“We are safe now, he fell to certain doom.”

BroGoblinGamer and Tim got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. “Thank you, you saved us all”

“Dont mention it.”

 So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.

The End