So I met him today and asked him: “Hello, my best friend, are you racist?”

And he replied with: “Yes, I’m racist”

I was shocked. So I asked him back: “You racist?”

He said: “Yes, I’m actually racist”

To comprehend him, I asked: “Why are you racist?”

He answered with: “Because I’m racist”

I made sure: “Racism?”

He replied: “Yeah, racism”

I shout out: “Oh no”

He just: “Yeah”

And I’m just: “That’s so racist”

He: “Racism”