You see, these arguments I make are so intelligent, so intellectual that it’s no wonder that your paper weight brain is unable to comprehend it I can speak over 3000 languages, including Mexican, Spanish and lesbian. Just this knowledge alone should shatter my brain. It should be the size of the planet its self but you see, its size is so massive that it’s own weight collapsed itself into a neutron star. It has a density of at least 12, but you see its impossible to actually measure since its immense weight confuses any scale and puts it as 1.3, all due to the fact that I am just so much smarter than you. You see, I was not born this way, but my years of loli and hentai have warped my double decker brain into the Internet. Yes, that’s right. I’m so useful that I am the Internet itself. How fucking dare you accuse me of child rape when I myself am the thing you write on. Do I get any money from this? No do I get any recognition from this? Fuck no. I am your body. I control you, yet you see you’re just so stupid, so ugly, so useless that if I were your mother, I’d abort you now and myself since the fact that I even _thought_ of creating such a hindrance to society automatically strips me of my basic human rights. How fucking shameful must it be to know that without you, society would have progressed, instead of spending 5,000 years finding a cure to having shit heads like you in our society. You see, the reason nobody want to be friends with me is due to the simple fact that my paper shredder brain shreds any ass within 10 kilometres of me, yet you’re such a disgrace that you’re 100% pussy, meaning that you are able to exist near me.