THINGS I HATE ABOUT FRANCE

-baguettes are just long bread, why not just call it that instead of giving it a retarded name
-a third of all letters in the words are actually pronounced
-a lot of their cheese tastes like shit, but they pretend to like it so they’ll seem cool
-the french revolution was clearly just copying the american one
-berets are fucking gay
-don’t have nearly as cool mountains as norway, yet still brag about them at every opportunity “haw haw haw, we have part of the alps, haw haw haw”
-stupid grammar, no one except a frenchie can learn the language
-not even remotely as cool as switzerland
-eiffel tower isn’t even that high, even though it’s used as a comparison to taller things
-surrendered during ww2, had to get the allies’ help to pull them out of nazi rule
-the renaissance was a fucking stupid age, those wigs were ugly as hell
-only like 2 famous people
-terrorism
-won the football world cup with foul play
-kids drink wine, which is fucking disgusting
-don’t know any other languages cause they’re so far up their own asses
-flag looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old on heroin
-had to use violence to make the africans speak french
-music is fucking shit, people there don’t know other genres than unintelligible local pop
-romanticised as the country of love for absolutely no reason
-food is overrated