Alex,

I understand that you’re the new guy around here, so I’m going to let you off with a warning. THIS time. I’ve noticed that you and Julia have been spending a lot of time together. I want you to back away and distance yourself from her. It’s quite possible that no one has told you anything, which is why I’m being so patient right now, but Julia and I are basically an item. We’ve eaten lunch together and worked out at the gym every day since she started working here. I’ve spent countless hours texting her at night and talking with her on the phone. I know everything about her, like all of her hopes, wants, and aspirations. Can you say the same? I don’t think so. I know stuff you can only dream of knowing.

And even though we aren’t technically dating right now, I know she’ll soon see that I’m the right guy for her. I’m a good guy. She’ll soon see that we’re MEANT to be with each other. I know the type of guy you are. We’re complete opposites and she knows it. I’m the type of guy who will love her and take care of her. The type who will actually spend time with her and talk with her. You’re the type who will leave her broken-hearted.

I don’t need some bozo-like clown who just finished college to mess everything up for us.

So to reiterate, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM JULIA.

Source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/3db6bp/email_from_a_coworker_who_has_never_spoken_more/

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