Once upon a time there lived a young man who loved Mc Donald’s. He went to Mc Donald’s almost every day, this would normally make one fat but the man was very active and so it made him very fit and very strong. One day the young man went to Mc Donalds’s like every other day and bought his regular (which was a burger). When he got his burger it jumped up and said, “haha you can’t catch me I’m the burger man’. The young man was so shoked he didn’t know what to do, but he wanted to eat that burger and he chased the burger out of the resturant. The burger was suprisingly fast. The young man was fast but fast enough, this made he burger very confident and very cocky. He ran all the way to a carpark but the man wanted to eat the burger and the young man said “catch him!!” the other man said shouted out the the burgher and said “I will catch you and I will eat you!”. But the burger resonded and said “haha you can’t catch me I’m the burger man”. And me kept running with both of the men chasing after him. The burger eventually reached a shopping centre and there he caught the attraction of a huge mob and the all shouted “we’re gonna catch you and eat you and enjoy it”. But the cocky burger said “haha you can’t catch me I’m the burger man”. And then the burger ran all the way to a science institute the scientists saw all the people running after what looked like a to be a burger, all the scientists went outside and wanted to catch the burger to study how such a thing could be alive. Eventually the burger got to an ally way and stopped for a rest, there he met a very smart stray dog and the stray dog offered him directions but the burger man wasn’t that stupid and he knew that the dog just wanted to eat him. But the dog said that the burger was barely a meal and so the burger rode on the dog to get out of the city. But the asked if the burger wanted to sit on its neck because he was uncomfortable and the burger did so, then the dog asked if the burger could sit on its snout, so the burger did but the dog flicked the burger up and caught in its mouth. All that was left was some
crumbs.