I honestly want to make him real for the sole purpose of murdering him and then find a way to ressurect him to kill him again. I would shred every last cell from his body with fully loaded mounted minigun before reassembling him with his eventual atomic remains and then I would drop a nuclear bomb that would make the Tsar Bomb look like a fucking ant and then contain his vaporized remains in a small box that I would dump in a barrel of the most corrosive of acids. I would then send the barrel to the Sun with more nukes in order to trigger a supernova and even if it kills us all, at least the Ice Age baby will finally be destroyed for good.