How fa-a-a-at can I be? I’m just eating what comes naturally

How fa-a-a-at can I be? I’m just following the smell of cheese

How fa-a-a-at can I be? I’m just eating what comes naturally

How fa-a-a-at can I be? How fat can I possibly be?

Well, there’s a principal of nature (principal of nature)

That almost every fatass knows

Called survival of the fattest (survival of the fattest)

And check it this is how it goes

The animal that is has got to scratch and bite and claw and bite and punch

And the animal that doesn’t (well the animal that doesn’t) winds up

Someone else’s lu-lu-lu-lu-unch! (I’m just saying’)

How Fa-a-a-at can I be? I’m just eating what comes naturally

How fa-a-a-at can I be? I’m just following the smell of cheese

How fa-a-a-at can I be? I’m just eating what comes naturally

How fa-a-a-at can I be? How fat can I possibly be?

Well, there’s a principal of business (principal of business)

And everybody knows its sound

He says the people with the belly (people with the belly)

Makes the money-lovin’ world go ’round!

So I’m bigger in my fat, I’m bigger in my carbs, I’m bigger in my BMI!

Everybody out there take care if yours and me?

I’ll take care of mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! (Shake that bottom line!)

Let me hear you say ‘smogulous smoke’ (smogulous smoke)

Schloppity schlop (schloppity schlop)

Complain all you want, it’s never ever, ever, ever gonna stop

Come on how Fat can I possibly be?

How fa-a-a-at can I be? I’m just building my obesity

How fa-a-a-at can I be? Just look at me eating this puppy

How fa-a-a-at can I be? A portion of proteins goes to no one but me!

How fa-a-a-at can I be? How fat can I possibly be? Let’s see!

All the shit and piss is flying!

(How fa-a-a-at can I be?) All my fat is multiplying!

(How fa-a-a-at can I be?) And all the skinnies are dying!

(How fa-a-a-at can I be?) And the doctor are denying!

(How fa-a-a-at can I be?) Who cares if a few pipsqueaks are dying?

(How fa-a-a-at can I be?) This is oh so fatisfying!

How fat? How fat can I possibly be?