Hangin’ About in a Train Station Toilet, Naming People’s Penises
Hello commuter on your way to work
I’m gonna call yours Captain Birdseye
Because it looks like its wearing a polar neck and winking at me
You’re welcome, I just named your penis
Hello train driver who just nipped in for a piss
I’m gonna call yours Misses Fernsby, my old geography teacher
Because you’re small and wrinkly and have a birthmark down the side of your shaft
You’re welcome, I just named your penis
Hello police officer who’s just been sent to the toilets because they’ve had reports of someone naming people’s penises
You can’t arrest me for naming stranger’s penises
Oh, you can?! I didn’t know that
Oh great, now I’m electronically tagged again