So I was in the hospital and I have always wondered what it would be like to inflate a blood pressure cuff around my penis it was amazing as it inflated around my penis I have came so quick in my life and now I am embarrassed about it I did not want to tell anyone but sorry you have to hear this

I have also suck my penis with a hoover/vacuum cleaner it kept sucking so hard until I came all in the hose is this wrong it just kept sucking and sucking more hard every second is this weird