Hewwo widdle Timmy, wewcum to de oncowogy depawtment of de Wos Angewese Childwens Hospital. Wot bwings you hewe today?

*You reply by telling him that you were referred here by your doctor after experiencing cold sweats, shortness of breath and fatigue*

Oh no, poow widdle Timmy has fawen iww. Wets see if I can fix you.

*Notices bulge on your neck, approximately 1 inch in diameter*

OwO, wots this?

*He removes his doctors jacket, revealing a massive 4 foot long furcock*

Let’s get this cancer out

*Nuzzles you*

Hehe, ur a cutie uwu

*Glomps your tumour our of your throat*

Time for my heawing juice hehe

*He nuzzles you again, before he violently throatfucks you and cums in the cancer’s void*

Hehe, sowwy but ur soo cute

*You get discharged from the hospital with a $400,000 medical bill and a strong urge to die”