Apologies for bad English, I speak American lol


So recently me (244) and my buddy Iran (41) got into a little fight, so I plan to send him a few bombs and maybe some forcibly recruited soldiers (18M). They can’t seem to see the reasoning behind my actions, and point out that they will suffer from injuries, PTSD, mental illnesses and death, which is in my opinion really petty. I give them a land to live on and block out the illegal aliens, and they think they’re entitled to basic quality of life and democracy.


My other fight buddy North Korea (72) got really mad at me for not playing explosives with him instead, and now my people say I’m crazy for starting a “Wii” or something.


Am I the asshole?