A blew a load all over my logbook by accident and now I’m stressed out

So I was in my dorm thinking about VORs and I got really hard. I started rubbing it down with my JJ the jet plane flesh light. Then I started thinking about the girl with the buzz cut in my advanced avionics class. Man those riddle girls get me going. Before I knew it I was exploding all over the place. It got all over my logbook and stained it. How am I going to explain this to the envoy air cadet program?